Fuck it...Official Raw Thread for blah blah blah blah...SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!
 

I was about to come in and bitch about Vince's retarded media rant, where the fuck is the Raw thread?

Dunno. I figure we're just lazy :lol:

Stoip with the poppiness and just SING

What I would give for a ALLLEELLLEEYEEAAAHHH right about now.

You're lazy? I had to debte for like two minutes whether I'd bring it up or just see if someone would post one.

This is now the RAW Thread. Bitch away, KK. What media is Vince talking about? I couldn't turn on a TV today without somebody telling me about my brave troops. And a couple of nights ago, MSNBC & CNBC were running SIMULTANEOUS stories about WWE in Afghanistan. Wonder if Donny Deutsch still has the bite marks on his hand after feeding Vince.

Tell me about it.

That was some grade A bullshit spewed there. Guess the troops are dumber than I give credit for. ;)

I think they need that bag full of reindeer poop for Christmas.

So, are they going to advance any serious storylines tonight?

Yeah, there's all sorts of support the troops stories going on, even though support for the war is pretty fucking low right now. I'd say the media loves the troops more than America does at this point. ;)

Cena's patriotic attempt to win over more fans.

I seriously doubt it. It's most likely gonna be srious fluff.

"You can't see me! But you can see me in The Marine, opening nationwide in 2006!"

Theres going to be actual wrestling tonight, right? Not just USA! USA! USA! chants?

On a serious note, this is a great thing they're doing. I just wish Vince would leave the politics out of it and just let his people entertain. That's why they're there.

Germany was the halfway point between here and Afganistan? :lol: Oh, the irony.

Exactly :)

Nothing says Americana more than overgrown men on steriods.

And John Cena.

Fuck yeah.

That's the major gripe here...That he's trying to play bullshit politics.

These poor bastards have been stuck in a Hellhole way too long, and all but forgotten.

Wiggers are as American as Apple Pie.

And then two months later you can see me in the discount bin at your local Blockbuster!

And speaking of Apples...

This should get more replies than ARMAGEDDON tho.

You've been KKK'd!
 

12?

Boot camp match?

HHHitler v HBK?

"See the triangle signs with the red on it? They're mine fields."

You mean those triangles with MINES written on them?

Hey theres more than just Americans over in Afghanistan too.

*Hopes for Regal and Benoit to come out*

Yeah, there are Afghans.

Looks like they're building up to a Minefield match...

John Cena vs. Hardcore Holly in a Minefield match where EVERYONE wins!

lol :P

Is this the return of Vito Clause?

Did the WWE go on welfare? Can't afford a half decent Santa suit?

Somewhere, Sadistic just filled the cup.

Striker?

BURN

Oh here we go into politics again =/

sounds like JBL..

I! AM A CHRISTMAS...GOD!

JBL?

That reminds me...best sign at Armageddon last night: I Am A Wrestling Atheist.:D

Mick?

LOL FOLEY

Santa thinks it's great to be....RIGHT HERE IN AFGHANISTAN!

(Shit, he beat me to it)

Hey Mick :y:

Foley Clause...

Lol on the divas line.

It's not A WWE show without Testicular Trauma

Yeah, its JBL. Beats the radiation suit

LMAO! A pillow?!

Mick must be sweating off 10 pounds in that thing

They mentioned Poland...

Can we expect a "POLAND, POLAND, POLAND" chant? :P

I'm going to Rehabastain.

Nice for them to show the whole Polish Army.

what? no RIP for timmy white? :shifty:

this entire RAW is gonna be a pissbreak, isn't it? :rant:

Mmm... Serenity...

Styles: And here we have the Polish army!

*two guys are shown asleep by a tank*

Lawler: No that's the Mexican army Styles!

Styles: No! It's the Mexicools!

Lawler: Look! Juventud is running around naked in nothing but a mask!

Rita Coby's got the most annoying fucking voice I've ever heard.

LOL no political agenda.

Hey, I guess the press isn't all that bad, eh Vince?

:lol: at the guy saying that if OBL was in Afghanistan, they'd have found him.

THEN WHY THE FUCK AREN'T THEY LETTING YOU COME HOME?!?

Get mad, people!

Tell me about it.

I'd rather hear Stephanie.

To be fair, he said if we knew where he was, we'd have had him by now.

Didn't JBL marry Rita or was it some other newsmedia chick?

Shelton loses.

Ah. Well, I'm only kind of half-listening during those segments. Got to write to you people. :D

It isn't Christmas without Snitsky Clause.

Heel vs heel turn? :?:

I don't blame you. This thread>Raw.

Meredith Whitney

http://www.tv-heads.com/networkpages...ithwhitney.jpg

Jesus, I feel sorry for Shelton.

Oh...they kinda look the same. :-\

I had to look it up, because I wasn't sure myself.

Shelton: Ain't no stopping me from jobbing NOOOOOW!

Shelton + Matt Hardy=New JOB Squad

I feel sorry for the troops. The WWE couldn't pull their act together for ONE show?

LOL at Styles "she's a big Cena fan. Who's not these days?"

Styles: Rita is a fan of Cena's. Then again, who isn't nowadays?

Well according to Cena last week...half of us.

Let's go Masters.

Worst. Lawler. Joke. Ever.

Yes, John Cena has sold almost half a million CDs, Joey.

But only if he worked at a music store at some point.

"They made a makeshift studio and Cena went in and performed for them."

Geesh first they have to go out and fight in some war...now they have to listen to Cena "rap."

I think I'd opt for the battlefield.

Okay, so Masters won't be winning in the Chamber...

And now they have a deal with a Scott Stapp song being the theme to their show.

:lol:

JEsus Christ, and they say the US doesn't condone torture.

Is it wrong that I'm marking out for the "Serenity" commercials more than I am for the in-ring product tonight?

Triple H: Being over here is really a life changing thing.

*next week Triple H jobs to Gregory Helms clean*

"We made the front page of the Bagram *forgotthenameofthepaper*!"

Yesterday's headline:

"More shit blows up. See pages 1-16."

Oh boy. Coach vs. Flair. WWE's bringing the A game tonight.

Flair's gonna choke a bitch.

Appropriate Lawler comment "What a Rotten gift for the troops"

So WHY is an announcer wrestling AGAIN?

Okay, this year, I believe that this was actually a voluntary trip. In past years, they've said it was voluntary, but everyone went. This year, there's only like 1/3 of the roster and that's why all these matches are terrible.

Best. Comment. EVAR

Who says titles can't change hands overseas?

Would mark out if, during one of these interviews with the soldiers, Ken Kennedy randomly stuck his head in and yelled "KENNEDY"