What will Kurt Angle's huge announcement be next week?
 

They had a small ad for this this past Monday

Of course, "huge announcements" are so overrated these days :roll: so I don't expect much

D'uh! Anyone could tell you what it's going to be :roll:
He's the father of Dawn Marie's kid!

shut the fuck up

The WWE is moving backto Spike TV!

That he has won a gold medal.

I love you The Naitch....and I love coke.

that he did it...For The Rock........again

he did it for your mom

The return of Hassan :shifty:

Danny Bollywood > Hassan

He'll be back one day, Bollywood that is.

Anyone reckon Angle will be GM again?

ok splaya

Haha

As his official timekeeper.

No Hassan will be his Arabic Oil Baron friend which every American needs.

lol

lol

Angle denounces his American heritage.

That I am right and you all...can suck my dick.

That he's getting new music

The announcment is that I am right...and you all can suck my left hairy nutsack.

he's reforming the Nation

That he is Gay

With this song

"I'm just a sexy kurt I'll make your anus hurt." "Anus Hurt"

Oh fuck you KK.

That's the last time they let Bob Holly write the new lyrics.

Or JBL

That he challenges SmackDown!'s Chris Benoit to a lights and thumbtacks on a pole match in which the ring is on a platform suspended above a gigantic pit of lava.

Somewhere out there, Sadistic is calling for a cleanup on aisle five.

Somewhere out there, Sadistic is calling for a cleanup on aisle five.

Kurt singing: I am a real American, fight for the rights of every man.

Kurt Angle is getting a sex change. Oh, and he's going to fuck a male dummy that's supposed to be Tim White.

Perhaps he will just fuck Tim White's corpse y'know cut out the middle man

He'll announce that he is really Tim White in disguise.

No, he'll announce that he's forming a rock group to compete with Cena's rapping.

This will lead to Chris Jericho's return saying that there is only one shitty rock group in the WWE.

He'll eat John Cena's Heart on live TV

Seriously, I hope he says that if he loses the Elimination Chamber at New Year's Revolution, he'll leave RAW. That way, it gets us more interested in the event, and if (probably when) Angle loses, he ca go to SmackDown! (again) and add some much needed star power to that show.

Eddie Guerrero is alive and selling 7 layer burritos at a Taco Bell in Gary,Indiana.

I agree, Angle needs to go back to Smackdown, he was better on SD, and SD needs him.

I just really want to see Angle mix it up with Bobby Lashley, Randy Orton, Rey Mysterio, Chris Benoit, Matt Hardy & Batista. He has great chemisty with cruiserweights when they work with him, too.

SmackDown! needs all the name power it can get these days. Plus if Angle takes Daivari with him, you can have Khosrow either compete in the Cruiserweigt Division, or win the US Title (which would be interesting to see). Chris Benoit vs. Daivari would be a good feud, what with Daivari claiming that Benoit is acting like an American hero, yet Daivari is the one from America, which shows the ignorance of Americans and all. UPN would probably not like it, though...

Come to think of it, although it may be considered bad news for his career, Daivari becomming "Velocity exclusive" would be an interesting angle to see. They can have Daivari claim it is unfair at PPVs, and have him cut promos on WWE.com talking about the attitudes of network executives like Palmer Canon. It would have to lead somewhere, though, and we all know the WWE isn't good at that.

His gold medal is made of chocolate and won it at the special olympics.

no, that's Wils'n

Angle: I have hired a tag team partner. Daivari helped me out a bit...

ALAYALAYAEEAYLLAYALAYEEAAAAAAAAAA!

Styles: OH MY GOOOODDDD! IT'S HASSAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Fans pop*

(Fast forward to the end of the promo.)

Kurt: Now hit OUR music!

ALAYLAYEEALLEYAAAAA! AMERICA! YOU SUCK!

*Fans pop*