Fragmeneted into my spinal colum
 

I know it is "entertainment" but are the hazards real.

They can walk it off, but they get all dramatic about it and take year long breaks. Nothing a little Icy Hot couldnt handle.

I tore my quadricep this morning and look at me I'm jumpin around

Fuck that shit. I won a Gold Medal while DEAD!

Oh yeah I won every possible medal while Zombified

Xombified doesn't count.

I won an ass kicking contest without kicking.... VERSUS AN OCTOPUS!

Do they even have an ass? :?:

I jumped off a 20 foot ladder without landing.

I won by default. :shifty:

I watched an entire CZW "Best of the Death Match" DVD and lived. I was hospitalized for about a week, but I made it.

Now thats extreme

Pfft. That's only coz you watched it with Sadistic.

Number three company in the world, they are.

I once walked through Harlem with nothing but an "I hate niggers" sandwhich board for clothing.

Diiieee Haaarrrd

Lies.

He had a 9 mil

Yeah but...





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You'll be hearing from my lawyers for racist abuse or something

I have NEVER abused a racist!

Except VEL.

Oh yeah, I ran for Governor of California and won. Then I had sex with a stripper, killed her, and buried her body.

are the turnbuckles made of chocolate?

yes

BUT DON'T MISTAKE THAT CANVAS FOR CHEESE...BAH GAWD!

I know its not my place to say this but.....ouch.

:shifty: :wtf: :shifty:

I was fired by WWE and all I got was a lousy Triple H shirt.

I beat a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

I met Lita but she botched it and didn't meet me.

I got superkicked by Chris Adams and then I shot him

but how do they learn to fall off a 20 foot ladder?

The school of hard knocks

I got fired by the WWE and all I got was a TNA midcard push.

I had chicken soup for lunch........

.....AND THEN I ATE THE BOWL!!!

Then I ate YOU

Ewww

A bear ripped my arm off then I punched him and beat him with my own arm

OH MY GOD! [/Joey Styles]

I drank milk the day AFTER it expired. Now THAT'S EXTRME!!!

I drank milk strait from the cows utter

I stabbed a man in the heart with a trident...

I said supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

I was in a huge plane wreck and everyone died except for me so I killed myself since that's the honorable thing to do.

I shot your plane with a flaming arrow

I drank milk straight from a 3-day dead cow!

I sucked semen from a hose behind 7-11

I hooked a dead cow up to an IV and stuck it in my veins

Moonax! :love:

I've Hassan'd 15 threads... DAMN NEAR BROKE MY NECK! BUT I STILL GOT UP!!!

i raped an old lady at wrestlemania 20 and then got into the hall of fame.............

I called Ric Flair a mark.

I'd love to do that

I've watched Fraggle Rock while drunk! You tell me that's not XTEMEISTLY AWESOME!!!!!

Oh yeah? I hade debates with Confused over felching with a Fraggle.

I stabbed Sadistic in NY with a rusty fork, and got away with it.

I also digitally inserted Jabba the Hutt into the new Star Wars movies!

I got my balls torn off by some nail clips.

I tore some guys balls off

I screwed Bret

Whoever you do, whatever you are, PLEASE, don't type this at home!

I broke the sound barrier in a golf cart.

When I get into a fistfight, it sounds like a rabid dog strangling a grizzly bear.

I went to a party with Mark Copani and got Hassan'd.

I screwed Lita. And if that ain't taking your dick into your own hands...

...Wait. That sounds bad.

I challenged HHH to a Hell in a Cell match






























And won

:eek:

And then he fired me and I went to TNA and taught AJ Styles ring Psychology

Now your just lying

Skippord, you failure, you.

I stole Jeff Hardy's face paint.

He then used common house paint, but stil.l. IT WAS TEH XTREAM

I'm slated to beat Triple H in his retirement match at WrestleMania 41.

Unfortunately, its's winner retires.

I use that stuff, its UV paint from a company called wildfire, I use it around the eyes as well but not on my forehead, and I wear it in the streets, not wrestling arenas.

I raped a hobo living in a cardboard box... and it wasn't even itching the next day.

I thought you said you WEREN'T gay.

I once asked Brock Lesnar if he was the guy Jim Ross was calling the best on the internet.

I once tried to win a debate against Kane Knight.

And I let you live? Shit, I'm getting soft.

I just bit my tounge... oh, the risks of chewing gum!

I took on Nervous Ferret and lived to tell the tale.........

I read every post in this thread

I started this entire chain

I ate a fraggle.

I killed a homeless man and fed him to a fraggle

Are you saying I ate a homeless man, vicariously speaking?

Yes

After breaking both of my legs, then proceeding to turn me over and inserting Kane Knight JR into my rear AGAINST MY PERMISSION! (you coulda just asked, man) yes, you let me live.

'Shit, I'm getting soft' is what you were screaming towards the end of the attack.

Kane Knight screams that he's getting soft every time he and I get it on.

AND NO I'M NOT GAY!

Well, if YOU had to stare at your backend, you'd get soft too.

I watch The Hoobs on a regular basis! Snoogins!