Candice Michelle
 

When she made her Raw debut, I didn't give a solitary fuck. Hell, I was there. She was the guest on The Highlight Reel, and she got ZERO reaction. I thought she'd be around for a second and be released in the next, no biggie.

But I dunno...lately, she's starting to impress me SOMEWHAT. Her in-ring work could definitely use some fine-tuning, but I kind of like how she's developing into an actual character and not just some random girl. Maybe it's just me.

What do you guys think about Lil' Miss GoDaddy.com?

She has tits

I think that shes totally become my fav diva....seriously for years it was keibler....now im obsessed with candice. Her "hot bitch you want" charcter is coming along nicely as well, her in ring ablity is also shaping up a bit, but still needs some work. And that dance she does......Oh the dance

Tits wonderful wonderful tits

Once your sure, come back. Till then :wave:

Also you and your cars must be very lonely.

Well that's my n00b bashing for today....

Also yes skippord they are nice.

Yes me and my gf who im celebrating my 3 year anniversary with today are VERY lonely in my Mustang Cobra. Despite the fact its been sitting for 5 months as im saving up to get the engine rebuilt beacuse what i want to do to it will break it if i dont beef up the engine first. (Forced induction+stock engine=bad)

Now as for you and your "Newb Bashing", i hope you enjoyed "pwning" me or what ever the fuck it is you do to noobs beacuse your that territorial of this forum, swear i saw you pissing on this post to try and claim it as yours the second i posted. Every time some one does this im forced to think of that episode of robot chicken where it just shows some guy sitting on his comp saying "if i pwn enought noobs, ill move my ranking up on the server" which some how, NONE of you have seen....yea, sure:roll:

Candice=:love:

maybe if you didnt post dumb shit he wont pwn you

You call that "pwn"-ing?

NO SIR

I didnt post dumb shit, i posted my opinion. i didnt say anything stupid at all.

well I dont read things :D

Good lad

:'( I guess I got owned...I better go back to Robot Chicken. Bye now :wavesad:

Also the line in bold cracked me up :D

I dont understand why pepole have to noob bash, it really makes no sense. All it does is ruin threads and waste posts, and make me think of robot chicken.

I was never a Warrior mark.

I was never a Destor Mark.

Noob bashing provides many hours of entertainment ( see kinglacoste, Sadistic, The Lone Drinker, so forth), it also makes n00bs realise their mistakes and become better, less annoying, less ignorant posters.

No it doesn't ruin threads (see: Xero Limit V Sadistic), and it doesnt waste posts, it add's to your post count. Which will also stop you from being flamed as much.

And I really don't care what you think about. For all we know you originaly watched robot chicken because you thought it was about a robot cock.

Ba Zing.....no K I lied.

You showed me.

lol Destor

I never got bashed

Fuck you Skippord you unoriginal piece of shit. You wouldn't know funny if I showed it to ya.



Yeah I got nothin'.

That's because you were a newb not a n00b. (This along the lines of what KK or someone said to me a while back)

Newb = New, but doesn't do stupid things (writes in proper sentances, uses english/brain, doesnt have a crappy gimmick, isn't a tard, so forth)

n00b = New, but an utter fuckwit. SpeEls liek dis, has no punctuation, acts usually retarded, or posts without thinking, has a gimmick, and/or is a mark, and so forth)

Skippord just like Jaton seemed to come in when their was many n00bs coming in, and prooved they weren't idiots. Destor on the other hand had a miny fued with Chavo, but came out of it the better. :y:

In short if your a n00b you'll either learn and stop being flamed, or you become the next Sadistic. Either way is good I guess.

jesus christ, why did everyone jump on this guy? he just stated his opinion for fucks sake......I swear the standard of posters on here is fucking shocking, its a whole forum made up of the kids who got picked on at school.

lol nope. Picking on n00bs is just fun to do when your bored.

I'm still a n00b, tbh.

After seeing a couple of these dude's pictures I woulden't doubt it.

yeah word

wedgie 4 lyfe

Hey dickheads, we're talking about Candice Michelle here.

She hass nice tits, happy now AT?

Well, nobody ever really debated the fact that she's hot. We all know that. I was kinda wondering what people thought about the OTHER aspects of her as a WWE Diva.

She's a <s>talentless</s> semi-talented ho, who in my opinion could get better with training.

Lemme get this straight... You like Candice Michelle but you can't understand why people like Raven? If Raven had huge tits and acted like a ho, would that make him any better in your opinion?


*Edited for accuracy

I guess you didn't read this, but I wasn't exactly calling her the female Kurt Angle or anything. She just doesn't bother me like she used to.

Oh, I know you weren't making that assumption. I just don't think she's got much talent. Yeah, she can dress all skimpy and do her little godaddy shit, but it's just selling sex. I'm not saying she's not hot, but I don't think she should be in a WWE ring until she gets proper training.

I do agree she's her own character, but so is Chloe and I don't want to see that bitch wrestle.

Isn't sell sex what a WWE diva is supposed to do?

Which brings me to something else I don't like about the WWE. They have women that can wrestle, and there are plenty more in other companies. They don't need to hire women just to sell sex. If they're trying to sell sex, at least do it with women that can wrestle.

Women's wrestling in General isn't that great. Sure they have talented female wrestlers not trying to take anything anyway from them, but every womens match is exactly the same. Even more repetitive then the men. Some people just rate women's wrestling too high IMO.

I guess if i posted something ignorant id deserve the first parargraph of bullshit your trying to sell me. I posted nothing ignorant, you fucked with the wrong poster,and i dont have to bow down to you beacuse of your post count bitch, speaking of which judging from your SECOND part of bullshit, to you it IS about the amount of posts someone has....my my my how many times have i said that it seems that its what its all about in this forum? MANY. You dont care what i think yet youll go and insult my opinion on candice michelle? what do you know? thats 3 semi paragraphs of bullshit, i thought the newbs were supposed to be full of that. yea, im sticking around for a while so get used to me.:rant:

I agree, it might be rated a little high. And it is repetitive. That's only because the women get lingerie pillow fights, singles and tag team matches.

For once, I'd like to see them let the women actually compete. Maybe a ladder match or two. Boring match types bring boring matches.

Well, I have a low post-count and I say SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Candice is still snoozefest '05. She'll be snoozefest '06 until she gets released a few months after her Playboy pics.

People bash n00bs because:
a) n00bs start ridiculous threads A LOT
b) they are huge nerds who will never kiss a girl
c) have no real friends
d) are tired of the exact same topics coming up
e) are super bored
f) it is kind of fun
g) are trying to out-do each other

im not sure if your saying ive done any of these things, but i havent, except for my first post, i figured with all the cena bashing it was worth it.

I was once the most irritating new poster on the forums. I'm kinda upset my title has been taken from me. =*(

lol.

So how is it Bullshit?

Allow me to sum up this whole thread....

Blah blah blah
:shifty: *fap fap fap fap* :shifty:
bash a noob
:shifty: *fap fap fap fap*
Blah blah blah
:shifty: *fap fap fap fap*
she has no talent
:shifty: *fap fap fap fap*
nice rack
:shifty: *fap fap fap fap* :drool:
'k, I need a smoke...

Tag team possiblity?

low post count? 500 isnt a low post count any were else on the net in terms of forums, how much time do u spend on this website? and what is your goal in life? were you side tracked by women,men, drugs or just the ablity to atempt to bash a newb who was started with first?

Candice is definately the best diva that can't wrestle. She really created a nice slutty sorceress character for himself. That magic wand is the best weapon ever.

You're only complimenting her because you think she's hot. I cant say I wouldn't do the same.

fixed it for ya LC. And yes...I agree.

If I ever went to a slutty sorceress...I want her to look like Candice. Damn is that bitch fine.

this nOOb on nOOb crime is getting serious.

Cobra is right in this instance. All you guys really did by basing him for absolutely no reason is ruin a potentially interesting thread.

And furthermore... You guys are on crack. Candice is completely useless, much like the Women's division itself.

Fucking Christ People! To everyone who has been a part of this thread up to this part I demand 2 things; the few minutes it took to read all that shit, and for you to ask for forgivness for how shity this already shitty thread became. Let's do this in what I like to call...The One Says Be Done...

Candice Michelle - Not impressive. An attractive woman to say the least, but as far as character development that some of you are talking about, it is totally lost on me. I have seen little to no improvment from when she arrived.

Women's Division - Not real. Any time you think you have seen a women's wrestling match in the past 2 years it has been an excuse to get a woman in a tight outfit so the wrestling nerds who have never touched a woman can touch themselves as they watch two women "go at it". That isn't a wrestling division, that is Super-Soft-Core-Porn...and most of you fucking lonely sons of bitches bought it.

Mustang Boy - His first post in this thread (while painfully obvious that he lacks any intelligence) was not flame worthy. Yes I know it is so easy to take twat bashing from one thread to another, but this time all it did was take a thread about Candice Michelle and turn it into a 2 page hot topic. That is sad. It is a disgrace really.

That having been said...

n00b pwn-ing - This is no single concept that is more pulled out of no where and without merrit or basis more then the cry heard hundreds of times, we bash all new commers. Fuck no. We bash all fucking retards. Hell every year we vote on the best new guy, and when a new guy with some smarts comes along most of us get quite excited. We like hearing thoughts of other people. Hell if we didn't it would be KK, JameSteele, and Funky doing everything around here. So shut the fuck up. You arn't being bashed because you are new, you are being bashed because you are a fucking tool. Cobra, I am thinking about you as I type this. You bitch that everyone here doesn't listen to you, and everyone is mean, so quit being insain and doing the same shit and expecting the out come to be different. Either leave or make post worth reading. Oh and while we are at it, reminding us you have a girlfriend every 2 posts reeks of lying bullshit where if you say it enough we might believe you. Your right hand doesn't have a pussy, you ain't got jack shit.

So....
Candice = Shit
Women's Division = Fake
Cobra = Annoying
n00b pwn-ing = Nah, Twat pwn-ing (though on a side note some of you need to get better at it before you try to pwn someone)

The End. Someone close this thread before anyone else says anything to further the pain and missery of it's continued exsistance.

Remember, noobs are people too.

She wrestles?

But if they get on the furniture So Help ME GOD!!!

The One, you're not helping matters.

The Divas are a part of WWE entertainment. There's nothing that any of us can do about that. Currently, Candice Michelle is one of the best ones. I wouldn't call her SHIT.

I know that a lot of long-time wrestling fans are tradionalists in terms of wanting pushes for people who have lived and breathed wrestling forever and had to live out of their cars eating string beans for years, but the fact is that Candice got herself a job, and I really don't think she's terrible at it.

Whether or not you're a fan of the Divas, bottom line is that you WILL see them on your TV when you watch the WWE. So why not try and think positively about the 'bottom of the barrel' here?

see this is where i got smart...BS with others on this forum about the topics they post....and just dont start any shit with them:yes:

and by the way i make fun of myself on here because half the time im fucking drunk so dont feel bad:lol:

she's hot really really hot

But it followed me home!!! Can we keep him? I'll call him Mr. Stewpid, and take him on walks, and feed him, and put his poop in bags so I can light the bags on fire at someone's doorstep!

Ok but if he slips up hes out

You know i sent you a PM to be nice and all but after reading this post a bit more throughly ive come to realize....1. that ive never bitched that no one listens to me, i could give a FUCK who listens to me, ill post what i want about what i want. Someone disses me for no reason saying "Also you and your cars must be very lonely." im gonna stick up for myself by stating im not lonely and i havent driven my car in my 5 months. Ive mentioned my gf twice on this board, thats it this post and another. YOu could care less im aware but if pepole are gonna diss, i really have a hard time standing for it. If its for no reason, then i just wont stand for it period.

And to all the tpww viewers, im sorry that beacuse of some sensless moron doesnt know how to intelligently tell me my opnion is viewed differently thought his eyes, instead insulting me for no reason, that this thread was ruined. It wasnt going to be much of a thread any ways, but ill aplogize. And as for the One, your really reminding me of a yuppie for some reason who has NO idea how to assert problems. you were making sense right up to the "mustang boy part" then after that you further fed the fire by insulting me, its okay tho, last time you tried to bitch me out i responded back and you didnt say SHIT.

Cry me a river and build me a bridge...then go slice your wrists. Jesus. What a whiner.

I would cry you a river, but my cars RWD and isnt all to safe in the rain you know.
Maybe ill just take the mini van, gots plenty of room in the back for the boards to build a brigde, slicing my wrists is SO cliche. I would have accepted "go funnel Drano" or something new like that.

Oh man. You're the next Jerry Seinfeld with material like that :rofl: :|

whew, i was worried sarcasm didnt run in your family.

Obviously doesn't run in your family stick.

:lol:

You don't give a fuck who listens to you? Good then leave here, since you don't care about any of us, and go shout from a street corner about Ultimate Warrior, how big of an asshole I am, your car, or whatever it is you want to talk about next. What I don't understand is how I went from you showing "a sign of respect for you." by giving me a PM, to some "yuppie who has a NO idea how to assert problems." but either way I am quite comfortable with your ideas of me. I originally stood behind you 100%, in this thread someone did start to dis you for no good reason...still understandable seeing as how when someone has a history of being a fucking wanker it's easy to dismiss what someone is saying and simply take shots at you. But here's hoping you might somehow turn everything around and become a decent poster...or leave. You see some people have this crazy idea that I come to TPWW simply to bash on things, and hate on people. I don't. If I didn't love talking about wrestling I would be here. Did I take a shot at you, hell yeah I did. Because by the time I had entered in here you had already went from making a decent post (to which I disagree, however there was nothing wrong with your stance) to bitching and mouning about how you don't need to bow down to our post counts. Good. Don't. Just don't make it some kind of holy crusade to fight off the evil people who have been here a while. K sunshine?

I was fine with you until you started tearing into me, i didnt read that part of the post at all when i sent you that PM. you really summed it up nicely until you went a bit over board with the whole paragraph and a half about me, then i viewed it like "wow i wasted my time" and got pissed. Decent poster is the choice ill take glady, as outside of this post i was starting to actually not get bothered by my opinions.

Just shut the fuck up already.