Lance Storm's sure-fire way to prevent laughing on camera!
 

Q: Hey Lance, about 2 years ago there was a question asking you how you kept from laughing in your segment with goldust. You said you have a trick but weren't ready to share it yet. Are you willing to spill the beans yet?

A: I wanted to save this for my book, because it should get me a ton of heat, but here it goes. I’m completely serious here, I’m not ribbing. I would visualize Lex Luger matches in my head, and think about how much more money he made than me, and I found after that nothing seemed funny anymore. Sorry Lex!

Source: http://www.stormwrestling.com/020206.html

ROFL

i seriously did laugh out loud

Storm is God.

:lol:

I was gonna laugh, but then I started thinking about Lex Luger matches.

LMAO. Lance Storm! :love:

:y:

Hahaha

:y:

Lance owns all

:rofl:

:lol:

:lol: I gotta remember that trick at work... my boss is a moron who does nothing, and gets paid more than me... I can't help but laughing when I'm trying rib someone.

I just picture the White Stripes as a success. Stone faced like you wouldn't believe.

Lance is awesome

so kane knight is better then the white stripes?

I'm not even a drummer and I can drum better than Meg White.

I also know how to mic a drumkit and can keep time.

Further, I know how to make a "low fi" record that doesn't sound like shit. Or, at least, I know the differrence between the two.

LOL. Lance is awesome

good to see you still contribute just as much as always

i guess the only thing you dont know how to do is sell millions of cd's like they do.

Yeah the White Stripes suck ass

:heart:

Seriously Kane you should make a cd for tpww.net and sell it to everybody here. Im sure I could find $15 in the console of my car. Hell I might buy 2. I would like to hear some of your stuff.

Interestingly enough, that was the parallel I was drawing to LAnce Storm's statement. In other words, you have stated that which should have been plainfully, blatantly obvious to everyone involved.

Do you want a cookie, or what?

A fucking Rock is better than the White Stripes

hey im no white stripes fan. im not going to knock them though. they must be doing something right

Preach on, brotha!

TESTICL...I mean, TESTIFY!

But hey, I guess anyone can get over with a gimmick. I swear, I'm going to stick a microphone in my toilet and record all my vocals while flushing. with the "retro" garage band craze that they've started, people will equate this with quality music because the quality of the music is inversely proportional to the quality of the recording.

I mean, just because Frank Black can record live to 2 track AND sound competent doesn't mean we can expect a half competent recording from the saviors of rock...:D

It certainly isn't their ability to play. :)

what are they doing then to sell millions. somebody has got to be buying that crap

Again, you are stating that which is blatantly obvious. Not only that, but it was the point to begin with.

So...Do you want the cookie or not?

Hipsters.

hey lets hear what you got

What? You mean to say that if a trend is declared, people will buy ba dmusic? Idefy you to name one example!

im sure everybody would like to hear what you got.........ok PLEASE

You're dodging the cookie question.

Are you anti-cookie?

cookie for the music? deal

I will take said cookie.

Moo-sick?

i guess not

Fine, but only because king is being uncooperative.

Seriously, what music? Am I some sort of musician or something? :?:

Make sure that cookies has a click tracker.

KK wishes he were Meg White

LEt me explain my stance.

If I were to ever go into wrestling, it would not be for the cash. While it'd be nice to be a millionaire, I'd rather have something that I can look back at without going, "Holy fuck, that was gayer than Eminem!"

Keep in mind I'm a musician. I will probably spend the rest of my life shlepping a day job and then working nights in shitty dives, smoky bars, and lame clubs, because I'd rather make music than hit it big with no talent (See also: White Stripes, Boy bands, 99% of rap acts in the last 10 years, and anyone else who is all about show and no music). Why would I be different as a wrestler? Why would I rather study under Brittney Spears if I could get Brian Fucking May or John Fucking Lennon?

Fuck the money, I have 90% of what I want and need in life as it is. At the end of the day, I'd be happier knowing I put on good matches than I'd be knowing I made millions because my fanbase is too retarded to see I'm all sizzle and no steak.

So yeah. I'll take Kurt "Freakin'" Angle.
yeah

I wouldn't mind her legs, but I'd rather not have a head as horribly misshapen as Rhiannon's.

just one song

I defy you to find one portion of that that actually states definitively that I'm a musician.

Which reminds me. Anyone still got the Lion song or the Moonax song on their computers?

A-QED a-QED a-QED a-QED

And once again...Lance proves just how serious he can be.

I dont mind the white stripes. There is alot more shit out there worse than them

Green Day God Dammit those fucks piss me off

I like Green Day. I find thier music entertaining in an all too harsh world.

if your opinions dont match Kane Knights. The terrorist win.

Thats not true Chavo

Boulevard of Broken Dreams vs. Warning or Good Riddance

I'd take their old stuff any day of the week.

I'd rather get aids then listen to GreenDay for two hours

:lol: Classic Storm.

Really? Because I can't think of a single other band where half the members can't play their instrument.

Even boy bands can sing. :)

You got that right.

haha, that is the shit

Lol, yeah, I know alot of White Stripes fans and most of THEM even hate Meg White's drumming.

:D

Of course, most of the Stripes fans are also whining that the new record is "overproduced..." which is asinine, because it implies it was produced. :D

White Stripes < Jucifer

Whodat?

Jucifer is:

A. 2 Piece band, like White Stripes.
B. Has the Wife Singing and Riffing, Husband Drumming.
C. Are quite a bit heavier.
D. From Athens, GA
E. Can actually play their instruments.

:lol: A two piece band that can actually play? Fucking A, you must be lying the Stripes are GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! Jucifer wishes they were the Stripes! ;)

Outstanding Kane Knight post

:shifty:

F. The movie "Sound of Metal" is loosely based on their career. (Drummer didn't go deaf, though. If you saw their set up, it wouldn't surprise you.)