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Xero 02-05-2006 03:16 PM

Cole to caller: "Hey listen fuckhead!"
 
http://pottymouthcole.ytmnsfw.com/

Cole goes off on a caller on his and Tazz's new show.

John la Rock 02-05-2006 03:22 PM

lol is this for real?

UmbrellaCorporation 02-05-2006 03:24 PM

ROFL

Just John 02-05-2006 03:30 PM

lol never heard cole swear

PullMyFinger 02-05-2006 03:31 PM

LMFAO

D Mac 02-05-2006 03:38 PM

What a dick.

RGWhat316 02-05-2006 03:38 PM

Wow, that is LOL.

Kane Knight 02-05-2006 03:46 PM

LOL. The great white hope steps up!

The Greater Power 02-05-2006 04:09 PM

HAHA LOL

St. Jimmy 02-05-2006 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael Cole
and what the fuck are you doin', what the fuck are you doin'?
i'm hosting a god-damned national television show,
and now i'm on a god-damned radio station at the invite
of howard stern, what the fuck are you doin'?
and you're listening to us now,
apparently you didn't hit the fuckin' mute switch tonight, asshole.

lmao. heel turn?

D Mac 02-05-2006 04:14 PM

Anybody could whoop his ass.

Rob 02-05-2006 04:21 PM

Go on Coleslaw! Don't you take shit from anyone.

Disturbed316 02-05-2006 04:21 PM

What the fuck are you doing? What the fuck are you doing?

Anyone know what set Cole off?

St. Jimmy 02-05-2006 04:24 PM

some caller was telling cole how he wishes Tazz was doing smackdown solo, and talking about he mutes SD! because of cole.

D Mac 02-05-2006 04:26 PM

I agree with the caller.

Extreme Angle 02-05-2006 04:28 PM

lol i find it funny that tazz and cole argue alot about things...
like melina's ankle on smackdown!

Funky Fly 02-05-2006 05:20 PM

Ahahaha, Cole = Ratings

D Mac 02-05-2006 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funky Fly
Ahahaha, Cole = Talentless


Funky Fly 02-05-2006 05:23 PM

Shut up your mouth.

Disturbed316 02-05-2006 05:25 PM

And know your role!

D Mac 02-05-2006 05:26 PM

Any other announcer>Micheal Cole

darkpower 02-05-2006 05:29 PM

AHAHAHAHA

Cole = Joey Porter

And it was the truth. If he really didn't want to listen to Cole, why the hell was he listening in on his radio show and blasting him.

By the way, I put JR on mute all the damn time. I wonder how HE would cuss ME out? :shifty:...Oh WAIT!!

Jim Ross to darkpower on radio show:
"OMGWTFBBQSAUCE!! YOU DON'T LISTEN TO ME?!! STONE COLD, STONE COLD, STONE COLD IS GONNA WHUP YOUR ASS LIKE A FUCKIN' GOVERNMENT MULE!! PUTTING ME ON MUTE IS TOUGHER THAN A TWO DOLLAR STEAK, YOU KNOW!! DON'T CALL MY SHOW, YOU JEZEBEL!!"

darkpower 02-05-2006 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diesel Mac
Any other announcer><strike>Micheal Cole</strike> Jim Ross


loopydate 02-05-2006 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diesel Mac
Any other announcer>Micheal Cole

* Offer not valid when discussing Tony Schiavone, Steve "Mongo" McMichael, that guy who did color at KOTR 1994, Don West, D'Lo Brown, or post-2001 Jim Ross.

Cool King 02-05-2006 05:35 PM

LOL.

Cole sure has a short fuse. A guy says he mutes it when he talks and he goes insane.:lol:

Kane Knight 02-05-2006 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diesel Mac
Stephen Hawking could whoop his ass.


Boondock Saint 02-05-2006 07:47 PM

LOL

Loose Cannon 02-05-2006 07:49 PM

LOL, I almost wanna not believe this

Y3J 02-05-2006 08:20 PM

LOL, that was so damn funny.

Cole owned that little twat.

Rob 02-05-2006 08:22 PM

Seriously, when Cole is emotional, he is a better announcer than Joey Styles or Jim Ross (now, not back when Ross was the man).

Cool King 02-05-2006 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob
Seriously, when Cole is emotional, he is a better announcer than Joey Styles.

OH MY GOD!

:p

IMO, anyone is better than Styles.

Kane Knight 02-05-2006 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob
Seriously, when Cole is emotional, he is a better announcer than Joey Styles or Jim Ross (now, not back when Ross was the man).

Indeed. Too bad he's normally a stoic boy band wannabe.

Rob 02-05-2006 08:42 PM

Hey I'd be like that too if I had to announce Smackdown every week. I can't watch 20 minutes of it now.

Thank you Lord for giving us the UFC.

Kane Knight 02-05-2006 08:54 PM

I'd be like that if I had to sell the Undertaker as soemthign more than a redneck in a hat.

Kane Knight 02-05-2006 09:03 PM

And Hell, if I had to put over the rest of the product, I'd be doing lines of coke off of Taz's back.

Blitz 02-05-2006 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diesel Mac
A broken smoke alarm>Micheal Cole


mrslackalack 02-05-2006 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loopydate
* Offer not valid when discussing Tony Schiavone, Steve "Mongo" McMichael, that guy who did color at KOTR 1994, Don West, D'Lo Brown, or post-2001 Jim Ross.

You forgot Lita, who botched commentating just like wrestling.

Kane Knight 02-05-2006 09:21 PM

The only thing that would shock me about Lita is if she actually botched botching.

Xero 02-05-2006 09:25 PM

What if she botched botching a planned botched botch?

.44 Magdalene 02-05-2006 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight
The only thing that would shock me about Lita is if she actually botched botching.

I like to think that that's what she does everytime she succeeds at something. That way, in my mind, every single action she ever takes is a botch and I can feel much better about the jokes.

V 02-05-2006 11:50 PM

lol poor cole, he's sick of all the wrestlers showing tazz respect and not him, when someone who he can actually talk back to does it, he explodes :lol:

hilarious hearing him say that stuff tho

"hey listen fuckhead"

Kane Knight 02-06-2006 12:11 AM

I feel bad for the guy. He's not great, but Taz is phoning it in most of the time too. To worship one and complain about the other...

St. Jimmy 02-06-2006 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126
What if she botched botching a planned botched botch?

wouldn't that be enough to open a hole in the time-space continuim?

:shifty: QUICKLY! TO THE WOOL-DELOREAN!

Vastardikai 02-06-2006 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight
I feel bad for the guy. He's not great, but Taz is phoning it in most of the time too. To worship one and complain about the other...

The thing is, I wouldn't complain about Taz, because he wouldn't cuss me out: He'd CHOKE me out... ;)

Batsu 02-06-2006 09:30 AM

HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! LMFAO!!!!

owenbrown 02-06-2006 09:35 AM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Kane Knight 02-06-2006 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vastardikai
The thing is, I wouldn't complain about Taz, because he wouldn't cuss me out: He'd CHOKE me out... ;)

That is NOT a sanctioned wrestling move, and I would not count it as an official defeat. ;)

The Fitz 02-06-2006 01:25 PM

I don't give a fuck, Cole is the man.

Just John 02-06-2006 01:30 PM

I think its pretty cool he stood up for himself, I woulda thought he would just cut the guy off.

Gone Mad 02-06-2006 01:56 PM

LOL hilarious just hearing Cole go off. But yeah, Cole is the man and his WWE profile helps show that too.

BTW I think Cole should make that his catchphrase, the "Hey Listen, Fuckhead", or "Don't change that fuckin' channel, you're watching Smackdown!" Cole swearing = Ratings.

The Naitch 02-06-2006 07:37 PM

Cole dropping the F-Bomb 30 times per episode = RATINGS

Ol Dirty Dastard 02-06-2006 07:54 PM

lol the thing with Cole is it's tough to be a good announcer when your product is absolute feces, so Iunderstand him.

but LOL that was awesome.

Kane Knight 02-06-2006 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crash Bang Newstead
lol the thing with Cole is it's tough to be a good announcer when your product is absolute feces, so Iunderstand him.

but LOL that was awesome.

Imagine if he came out and said that?

"Listen, asshole, you try sitting down and watching this shit every week, then acting enthusiastic about it! It's not easy pretending to give a fuck about this half-assed product, and I'm sure Taz agrees! Don't walk away, asshole! I know you've been p[honing it in for years! Fuck you too!"

ddpBANG 02-06-2006 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by owenbrown
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That's about right.

The Heat 02-07-2006 01:12 AM

:lol: And we thought Cole was passive?

Chavo Classic 02-07-2006 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gone Mad
LOL hilarious just hearing Cole go off. But yeah, Cole is the man and his WWE profile helps show that too.

Indeed, one look at his profile on wwe.com will show why Cole is definately the man. I actually wonder that with all his experience if he's actually suited for wrestling and is happy to be on Smackdown?

TerranRich 02-07-2006 12:12 PM

THE FUCKING MICROPHOOOOOONE!!

FUCK!

Cole flipped out on more than one occasion during his Sirius show. I loved it. :lol:

Pepsi Man 02-07-2006 12:24 PM

Actually, watching on Byte This when they replaced Grisham recently, Cole came across as quite an asshole, while Tazz came across as someone that understands where his paycheck comes from.

Triple A 02-07-2006 05:56 PM

lol nice.

darkpower 02-09-2006 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pepsi Man
Actually, watching on Byte This when they replaced Grisham recently, Cole came across as quite an asshole, while Tazz came across as someone that understands where his paycheck comes from.

I'm sure if you were treated as a B team and everyone said that you were a horrible announcer over and over and over for 6 years straight without anyone even trying to give you a chance to improve (people still refer to his WM15 botch as if it was the next Montreal or something), I'm sure you would be quite the asshole, too.

Pepsi Man 02-09-2006 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkpower
I'm sure if you were treated as a B team and everyone said that you were a horrible announcer over and over and over for 6 years straight without anyone even trying to give you a chance to improve (people still refer to his WM15 botch as if it was the next Montreal or something), I'm sure you would be quite the asshole, too.

Yeah, I think I'd quit my job before I acted like a dick to the people that pay for my lifestyle, to be honest. That's just me though.

Kane Knight 02-09-2006 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pepsi Man
Yeah, I think I'd quit my job before I acted like a dick to the people that pay for my lifestyle, to be honest. That's just me though.

I dunno. I liked Cole's approach.

owenbrown 02-09-2006 11:51 AM

Cole officially RULES now :y:


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