Plot Holes
 

Name your favourite wrestling plot holes.

My favourite: Summerslam 91: Why is Sgt Slaughter captain of his team when Gen Adnan is the higher rank?

Who's gonna be the new GM of Raw? :shifty:

I read this thread as Pot Holes. :shifty:

I Still Remember...:shifty:

Steve Austin... Where'd his hair go?

Shawn Michaels... Where'd his hair go?

Chris Masters... Did he ever have hair?

Chris Maters.....Did he used to be Nicole Bass

Kane's character in general

Al Snow's career

Who's hand was it?

Who drove the hummer?

We deserve answers, it's been 7 years!

who the fuck was little johnny

Where WAS Warrior (in kayfabe) during his several-year absence until 1996? Parts unknown?

And where IS Parts Unknown? And I don't want to hear Jericho's goofy answer this time either.

it was either Kane Knight,KingLacoste Or Nick Mondo

"Parts Unknown" is right next door to "No Man's Land" and "Lita's Crotch".

We know that one. :o

And yet, when given the choice of those or New Jersey, Edge still thought "Lita's Crotch" was a smart hometown.

"Lita's Crotch".... "Has Served more people than McDonald's ever has" :lol:

Yeah, but who has had more satisfied customers? :?:

Momma Benjamin?

Believe it or not, Lita's rug is less sticky than McDonald's floor...

Why is the Boogeyman from the Bottomless Pit :wtf:

(Insert Lita joke here.)

How can you give birth to a hand?

How come the Push-Kill...I mean Pedigree didn't hurt Warrior?

Why can't the Undertaker use his 'powers' to strike an opponent with lightning in a match?

"I did it, for da Rock"

And if the hand was Mark Henrys why wasnt it at least half black

Why does Kane not give Paul Bearer anything on Father's Day?

Why dont the Undertaker and Kane look alike

Why does Kane, a retired dentist, have such a huge gap in his teeth? Talk about holes....

The WWE doesn't insure the Spanish Announce Table.

For that matter, why doesn't he get some plastic surgery? He can afford it./

Or hair implants?

HE's hoping no-one will notice his combover.

Or breast implants?

How is Batistas Sexual Harrasment trial going?

How nothing happens the way the commentators think it will.

Why has Joey Styles suddenly gotten dumb?

He is forced to sit inbetween "Viagra Commercial Status In 2 Years" Jerry Lawler and "Suck In A Can" Coach.

Hollywood Hogan spends 2 weeks trying to kill the rock leading to WM17, but then The Rock forgives all because he's a Hulkamaniac

X8*

Taker leaves Big Show (his tag partner) after Paul bear shows him something and causes him lose but never says what he saw.

Kane and Edge beat the crap out of each other during the summer over Lita and by Survivor Series they are teaming up against the Smackdown guys beating them up.

Earthquake kills Damien, yet in a couple months him and Jake the Snake are allies.

I'm pretty sure I Still Remember was Kane, after Booker eliminated him from the rumble the year before.

Why did Monty Brown fight Christian Cage for the number one contender's spot at turning Point, after Brown won it the month before?

What happened to the CWs?

Christian's push.

These aren't "plot holes" you fucking idiots.

How is it that someone can be fiercely loyal to a brand one day, and buddy buddy with someone on the other brand the next? ie. Rey and Big Show being friends recently despite having fueded for a couple months previously

Speaking of which...How'd they turn out to be friends anyways? Wasn't Big Show trying to kill Rey at some point? They had some sort of stretcher match? Am I suffering from a wrestling fan's supposed short term memory?

In the 70s or something, big fake hands were sold as sex toys. Such is what Mae gave birth to.
Several decades later, I guess.
It still inspires in me hatred of all mankind, but now there's more context.

Cena coming from a spaceship at the Royal Rumble... is he an alien or an astronaut? And how come he's not coming down from it anymore?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^What he said

Didn't The Undertaker get his "powers" form the urn? How does he survive without it?

Wrestling being fake...



...IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!

If The Undertaker is dead why does he sell anything?

He deals in the underworld.

Ice anybody?

I think WCW tried to explain this during their IDIOTIC Sting Heel turn package, where they implied that he was the Hummer Driver, that "Fake Sting" or "nWo Sting" was actually in his employ, Some other plot holes in that time period, that he was REALLY the Black Scorpion, that he is a financer of the Nazi Party, he worships Satan, and that he and Vince McMahon have a contest every Tuesday to determine who can hit a baby with a Sledgehammer the hardest.

IOW, it was as bad as Sting's entire Heel run.

You think Gene Snitsky took Sting's place? :shifty:

No, he has the Baby Field Goal Kicking Competition with Vince every WEDNESDAY!

Shoving a Bunny Rabbit into a Blender with Jeff Jarrett is on non-PPV Sundays,
The Sledgehammer contest is Tuesday,
the Field Goal contest is Wednesday,
The Shoot the Kitten out of a Cannon contest with Ultimate Warrior was moved from Friday to Thursday to accomodate Smackdown,
and the Shoving Puppies in a Meatgrinder with Shane Douglas is on Saturday.

It's done like that because, c'mon. Vince is a very busy man.
:shifty: