Anyone watching Smackdown? *Spoilers might ensue*
 

As a conversation starter, does it sound like they've just looped the same 5 people syaing "eddie! Eddie!" Over and over?

LOL

Wasn't paying attention

I don't think anyone was. I was just thinking, it sounded like when I put my voice through a chorus effect.

yeah... and they also oversell the worms. They aren't that disgusting

I wouldn't put it behind WWE.

I'm tired of Rey Mysterio

They probably paid those guys too.

LOL at the CW gangbang.

at least the CWs are having something to do besides nothing :)

It's nice that WWE is now acknowledging that they have a cruiserweight division, instead of just whoever has the belt and whoever they're fighting.

Seriously, they're starting to do this right. The six-man match at the Rumble ruled, and tonight's segment was a good way to showcase what all of those guys are capable of. And I actually marked out a little for Scotty, something I haven't done since, like, 1998.

I was really looking forward to Helms vs. Kash, though. :(

Why isn't Kash there, anyway? Are the "family reasons" legit?

And yeah, they're def. Booking this well.

Hmmm I kinda forgot about Kash but yeah I'm enjoyin this. now if only they'd acknowledge the Raw tag division

SWEET match.

I don't know. I hadn't heard anything about it until they said so.

Wow, they're actually still talking about the cruisers.

Could do without another Cruiserweight Title clusterfuck, but who am I to complain? At least they're getting productive airtime.

it's the only way that they think the cruisers can do anything is with a huge battle royal or somethin

It works on GM mode in Smackdown Versus Raw...

yeah it works real good cept someone always walk out with an injury when I do it :(

Isn't Kash injured?

Is he? I don't remember an injury report on him.

I think that's why he lost the title.

Really? I almost always only get injuries working on the major feuds, not my battle royals.

hm I don't remeber readin about an injuryy either.

Lashley - Poor replacement for Brock Lesnar

http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/2006...1136567217.php

WWE Cruiserweight champion Kid Kash may have broken his arm at last night's DSW tapings after receiving a stiff kick in a match with Tony Santorelli. It hasn't been confirmed by a doctor yet though, but the word going around is that he probably did.

Google'd.

I guess mine is messed up... and they also get injured at the wrong time and the wrong people. Completely ruined one major match for me too.

Here I thought it was because Helms deserved the belt and WWE was finally recognising...

Oh fuck, I can't say that with a straight face.

WWE... recognize...talent?

What you smokin?

It's not so much smoking as it is Shadow giving me a contact high...Via the fucking internet.

The internet fucks?

Wow. Much as I dislike Bret Hart, I am seriously marking out during this commercial. That's very cool, and he absolutely deserves to be in the Hall.

Yeah, but it doesn't last long. And now that I'm on cable, it rarely even goes down on me.

Matt Hardy vs. Simon Dean with The Penis Heads.

this match should be an instant classic...

Kash was in the graphic for the cruiser match. But Jamie Noble wasn't. Did they forget they have him again?

So, who do you guys think will be Matt's partner?

Boogeyman? Cap'n Paul? Animal?

I was thinking Rey.

:shifty:

IT's gotta be someone pretty inane though. I mean, really farking stupid.

Boogeyman isn't dumb enough. Michael Moore. Jerry GArcia. Christian Cage.

Justin Hawk Bradshaw.

Eminem.

after Taker's 3 minute intro this instant classic will get under way

Matt is going to partner up with a returning, fresh from rehab Jeff Hardy :D

Or Shadow with alien cum on his face... Same thing.

Oh if you only knew how that won't happen.

JEFF ISN'T IN REHAB YOU MORON!

then where is he?

He's on the run after escaping rehab.

Duh.

oh. :$

Exactly.

In an interview from a payphone at an undisclosed payphone, Hardy told Meltzer:

Yeah. Rehab is for people who admit to having a problem.

Back to my original question, which I just barely remember.

I think it's going to be Animal. They released his partner, and he has no other reason for even being under contract, so naturally they'll slap the Tag Team Titles on this hastily-assembled team leaving MNM to go back to jobbing in handicap matches against the main eventers.

:( I hope not. I actually like MNM

also that tombstone looked sick.

MNM is boring, but a tag team>a Non-team tag team.

LOL, I just thought of a horrible image of instead Matt/Animal being LOD 4.0 (or whatever) they'll be Hardy Boyz 2.0. Animal will have to earn his crayola markers, though.

Fuck that. Just make it MAttitude 2.0

He'll have to slap a tornado, but there won't be no fucking with him.

Matt will take care of drying up that pesky sea...

That was hilarious -- probably one of the funniest things I've seen on SmackDown in a while.

Yeah, this was late, but didn anyone else think Taker might have broken Henry's neck with that Tombstone, since the landing was kinda off? (I meant right after he hit the move, of course, since it was obvious from the reaction afterwards that Henry was fine)

And how would you have reacted if he did? I think KK would have marked out for Taker for the first time in his life.

I thought that while watching it. It seemed like Henry was more at an angle than straight up and down, so when he hit his weight went to the left... It was vicious looking.

What's with this retarded "KK hates Taker" attitude? I was a huge fan of him until like 3-4 Years ago, when he got old, slow, boring, and started killing off the momentum of people I might give a fuck about.

...Oh, right. It happened more than 3 months ago, you fuckers don't remember it.

I think the fault was mostly Henry's. He looked like he was less than helpful. Then again, it's a Miracle taker didn't fall to pieces trying to hold him up there for more than an eighth of a second.