What is the worst movie you have ever seen?
 

Head of State - Fucking made me want to die about 50 times during the movie. AWFUL. ASODFIUPASDOPSADFMOXAIU

I would also say Marci X but I only watched like 15 mins of it before wanting to VOMIT RAGE

Men in Black 2

Head of State wasn't a "good" movie, but it's not the worst movie ever made. And Men In Black 2 was good, so you are just stupid, Diesel Mac.

Personally, my pick for worst movie I've ever seen would be "Encino Man".

I'll go with something like A Sound of Thunder.

House Of The Dead by a mile.

Fuck that. Stupid ass effects and cheesy ass jokes, come on. MIB 1 was so brilliant this movie ruined the whole fucking thing. :mad:

Too stupid to understand the intricate plot of Men In Black 2.

Bullshit.

They had five years to think up a story and clearly thought one up in 5 hours. It was a disaster from start to finish. All the humour was lost, all the chemistry between Smith and Jones was non existant. The plot was basically a recycled version of the first film, only worse.

You clearly did not realize that I was being sarcastic.

I will never defend your smarts again.

LOL my bad. It's that Bud Ice in me I get a one track mind.

House of the Dead
Alone In The Dark
Hulk
Ummm...plenty more.

It's not supposed to have an intricate plot - it's a action buddy comedy movie sequel. Calling it the worst movie ever is absurd. You'd think with your heart beating so fast some of that blood would work it's way to your head. Obviously not the case.

Come to think of it most dissapointing would better describe it for me, but hey, whatever floats your boat bro.

I can accept that.

Robot Jocks

honorable mention:
2fast2furious
House of Wax
Batman&Robin
S.W.A.T.

the day after tomorrow

and berieve me i've seen some shit films

and also:
The Hulk
The Wedding Singer

Can't think of anything worse than Freddy Got Fingered at this point in time

Damn right, except I had already read the book before I watched it. :nono:

The Brothers Grimm was pretty fucking awful.

As far as the absolute worst I've seen, I'll probably say A.I.

Mission to Mars. I post that everytime.

Plan 9 from Outer Space

Id have to go with Alone in the Dark

Sitting through that movie was torture...and it was just bad...bad bad bad...


Grease 2 is also pretty bad

I forgot about Erin Brockovich. Most boring movie ever. And to top it all off, my cousin turned off ARMY OF DARKNESS to put that shit in. :mad:

Shocker

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Bedazzled, will remain the worst movie I have ever seen.

Although I turned off 4 Brothers it wasn't as bad as bedazzled

Kill Bill. And I've seen Pauley Shore movies. :nono:

Hey Nunder. Ever seen the original Bedazzled? I've never watched the sequel myself.

House of the Dead. I'm sure Alone in the Dark would be up there as well, but after HotD, I promised myself never to watch a Uwe Boll movie again since I'm pretty sure he caused Jesus to slump in a corner and cry at this point as is.

Very good pick. I had read that and all the other Anne Rice books back in the day and was looking forward to this, especially after how much I enjoyed Interview. There are however many other movies far worse than this.

Hide and seek. Man that movie was awful.

Date Movie
Alone in the Dark
The Day the Earth Stood Still - I was forced to watch this in school.
Those movies are probably the worst of all time.

Are you kidding? The Day The Earth Stood Still is a classic!

For me, though, I'd probably go with Teenagers From Outer Space, with Pod People in second.

Although, Pod People w/ MST3K commentary becomes one of the best ever. So it's sort of a toss-up.

Batman & Robin, hands down. This movie absolutely murdered the Batman franchise, up until Batman Begins.

Yeah, it's the worst of a mostly solid franchise, but there have been worse superhero movies than B&R, so I don't see how B&R could be the worst overall movie.

B&R > Captain America
B&R > The Roger Corman "Fantastic Four"
B&R > David Hasselhoff as "Nick Fury"

THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME IS SIX STRING SAMURAI

God I wanted to kill some things

Now that I think about, I'd say Alone in the Dark was worse than HotD. At least HotD had some unintentional humour. Alone in the Dark was just pure boring.

Disney's 'The Rocketeer'.

To date, it's the only movie I've left in the middle of.

oh, and Land of the Dead


aaaand Mortal Kombat II.

I'm going to change my answer to City of Angels starring Nicholas Cage and Meg Ryan

Just watched The Descent, now that was a peice of crap. The ending was so stupid and the whole plot was stupid and girls didnt even look that good. Most of the movie made no sense at all, i would go as far as to say The Descent is worse than Alone in the Dark

Worst movie, hmmm, I gotta go with any of the land before times after #1.

:p

Star Wars :shifty:

The Descent is miles better than Alone in the dark. The ending made perfect sense. No-one gets out alive. The girls being good-looking wasn't really the point either. One the best horror movies in ages.

I don't remember what it was called but it was like a F budget movie and all it was was this guy walking through a forest and a desert, no dialogue the whole movie, he just walked through the desert deliriously, then at the end he walks into a bar and everyone looks and he goes "I have returned."

It was some medievil times bullshit.

Aside from the fact that most people with common sense wouldn't watch those, while the Batman franchise started off GOOD?

Where do I begin?


The MK movies (ironically enough, I loved the Resident Evil movies.)
Date Movie (Waste of time, waste of money, waste of life. Garbage.)

And I totally agree with the Land Before Times after the first one sucking. :p

White Noise

:y:

Horrid f'n movie.. Amazing how the XTC eating, drunk, college partiers were all Navy Seal trained..

Gummo is also shit.. Pointless bullshit that make my stomach hurt.. And I loved Kids which was done by the same guy..

First Mortal Kombat is badass..

Absolutely irrelevant. Yes, it was a disappointment compared to the rest of the franchise, but if it's not even the worst of its genre, how can it be the worst overall, which is what the question is?

As bad as B&R is, I think its horribleness is exaggerated because the franchise started off so well. Was I disappointed in "The Phantom Menace?" Sure! Was it the worst of the Star Wars franchise? Sure! But is it the worst movie I've ever seen? Not by a long shot.

Spun. It annoyed the shit right out of me. The rental DVD fucked up at some point during it and wouldn't work anymore, so I returned it and got my money back, handily enough. They offered me another copy but I said no, it's shit.

Fear dot com.

AI - Whiney robot shit wants to find his mother in a 8 hour snore-fest. Special effects were nice though.

Mission: Impossible.

I don't know what it is, but I CANNOT sit through more than 30 minutes of this movie, its just so bad.

Also, I watched the 2nd one, and kinda made it through, but it was pretty shitty too.

Miss Congeniality.

Shut the fuck up. Purple Rain is amazing.

I have to say Coffee and Cigarettes. I got up and left during this movie, got convinced to sit back down... and left again. Left twice on one viewing. It wins. I heart huckabees, aggravated the hell out of me because it was trying SO SO SO SO hard to be kitchy. From the moment I saw Jason Schwartzman was in the lead, I knew they were trying to go for some sort of Wes Anderson feel... and failed so miserably I had to quit that film.

So far, that's it for recent movies. OH OH OH, on Christmas Eve, my future sister in law watched one of those films... what was it... oh yeah! "Must Love Dogs"

Fuck... fucking Must Love Dogs... it was Christmas and that... *#$@#()&@# was watching the worst movie of all time. And I used to think Diane Lane was hot, too. Now I just wish... I wish I could go back in time and destroy this film on preproduction. FUCK! I'm angry now. :rant:

I dunno I liked I Heart Huckabees. 'Twas entertaining enough. They were trying hard to be weird and offbeat, yeah, but a lot of it was done well.

It had a lot more good points than Coffee and Cigarettes, or Must Love Dogs... but the fact that it was trying so hard... and the fact that Jason Schwartzmann is in ALL of those kinds of films... made me angry. I don't like movies making me angry. :mad:

amazingly unwatchable:yes:

Napoleon (sp?) Dynamite was terrible, I almost killed myself.

Please, stop being retarded. Most people would never see the FF movie...It NEVER even made it to DVD, so you have to be an übernerd to have even seen it. Batman and Robin had promise because it was part of a successful franchise. This isn't irrelevent, as it establishes that more people will have seen the latter over the former, which is exactly the point. More people will consider some mainstream movie everyone's seen to be the worst they've ever seen, because...gasp...They've seen it!

You chose some pretty uncommon movies for people to have seen, and compared them to a mainstream "blockbuster."

In fact, you may have chosen 3 Marvel movies people were LEAST likely to have seen. FF: Never released anywhere. Nick Fury: D2DVD far as I know, not widely distributed, shown occasionally on Sci-Fi, but most people haven't seen it. Captain America: So horrible they originally canned it, barely made a showing for itself.

But please, try and change the argument, because God knows you're not bright enough to grasp the relevance of "number of people who've seen a movie" to "why B&R gets mentioned in worst movies you've ever seen."

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Choco was amazing. Taking off that guy's arm off almost made me love this film... but in the end, it was just too much.

Any of those teen movies that come out, and are so obviously shit just by the previews. I cant understand how anyone would go and waste cash over them. Who evens takes the time to fucking make these shitty ass films.

But luckily for me I barely watch films, and when I do I be sure it wont suck, but I have stumbled upon a few bombs.

From what I recall, "the game" was shit, "Napoleon Dynamite" was crap, "Fantasia" was boring as all fuck.
Also that movie with Bill Murray, "Lost in translation", god what useless shit that was.

Okay, fine, bad example, whatever.

Can't believe I'm trying to clarify what should have been an obvious point, but... How about:

Jurassic Park III
Shark Tale
xXx
Look Who's Talking
The Matrix Revolutions
Godzilla (1998 remake)
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
The Flintstones
2 Fast 2 Furious

All of these movies made at least $125,000,000 domestically, and I contend they're all worse than Batman & Robin.

So, not only did MORE PEOPLE see these movies, they're also WORSE than B&R. Thus, I find it very hard to believe, as disappointing as it was, that B&R was the worst movie anyone has ever seen.

Gargantua.

Batman & Robin, Hero, Crybaby........I'd say crybaby is the worst of the bunch

Oh wait I forgot napoleon dynamite, I couldn't sit through that.

Loopy, "Matrix Revolutions" was not worse then B&R

It is if you ask a Matrix fan. If the point is that B&R is the worst movie ever because it's the worst of a franchise that started off well, then the same logic should be applicable to The Matrix. It was every bit the disappointment to Matrix fans that B&R was to Batman fans, if not more because it was the creators butchering their own creation instead of a franchise outsider putting the final nail in.

The Matrix story wasn't as retarded as B&R was.

Are we still arguing over Batman and Robin? Seriously, what the fuck is this?

What you guys on about?

Batman & Robin was a great film, especially compared to shit that was Batman Begins!

OK jokes aside...

I would have said the 1st Fantastic Four but I consider it more of an exercise than a film.

So that leaves me with Dude, Where's My Car. God I hated that film! Many probably disagree but I'm right so there! :)

Which leaves us with watching a film tomorrow

I'm thinking maybe Batman and Robin and stuff

Loopy, none of those movies will be accused of being masterpieces, but I would sooner watch all of them in one sitting than watch half of Batman And Robin.

If you all saw Six String Samurai then there would be no need for this thread

You never laughed?

I still stand by my original comment that Batman and Robin is, in fact, the worst movie of all time.

First of all, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze and George Clooney as Batman are two of the most miscast stars I've ever heard of. They turned Batman into a fucking Schwarzenegger vehicle, turning him into the star, and a very uncharismatic one at that.

Pathetic storyline. The whole thing with Poison Ivy and Robin was just stupid and horribly contrived. Yeah, I'm sure Robin is going to join the crazy bitch in green with the clown masked ape (Bane, who was butchered), even though she's obviously bad.

The introduction of Batgirl (Alicia Silverstone) and the sickness of Alfred were fucking ridiculous, and Clooney's horrible reactions to his BEST FRIEND Alfred's impending death was atrocious to watch, even though I was like 10 at the time.

Watch the movie. Seriously try and watch the whole thing. I'll bet you can't do it.

Listen, I'm all for the right to your own opinion, and you can not hate Batman and Robin all you want... but to defend it so vehemently... it's pathetic. It was a fucking horrible movie. Batgirl was pathetic. It was marketed at children. But the sad thing is... a lot of the cartoon Batmans were far better than that. Mask of the Phantasm, for example, great movie. But my eight year old nephew loved Batman and Robin. That should be some proof right there to shut up already. Accept that it was a bad movie. It's okay to like bad movies for whatever sick, perverted reason... but don't argue their quality.

yeah I was WTF at bat girl

You are right, Matrix Revolutions wasnt...

Matrix Reloaded on the other hand was much worse than B&R. Ive rarely been more agitated and fidgety in a movie theater than I was watching that movie.

Wow. I'd call The Game one of the best thrillers in the past 10 years. Possibly even better than Se7en.

This movie is entertainingly bad. I love it. Plus, Death in the form of Slash from G n R? Awesome.

The House That Screamed


..fucking Pologna brothers douchebags

8 legged freaks

Good GOD, is everybody missing the point!

I'm conceding that the movie is terrible. I've said it at least three times in this thread.

My POINT is that I find it really hard to believe, as bad as it is, that anyone hasn't seen a SINGLE movie EVER that's worse.

I agree that it's a terrible terrible awful dreadful movie.

But the worst ever? Not by a long shot. THAT is my point.

Ice Queen

The greats about Land of the Dead were..

1) I loved how they had a never ending supply of amo in that Death Star on wheels. I just kept :rofl: everytime i saw a new rocket get pulled from no where. Its like , is there a Rocket Depot on every corner where they just pick these things up.

2) The whole " zombies getting distracted by fireworks " thing was so fucking hilarious. They're dead yet they are mildly intrested in fireworks. :wtf:

3) John Leguizamo leading anyone :lol:

4) The midget being a mafia leader :lol:


5) But my favorite was the last scene where he's like " Oh the zombies are just looking for a place to go. " :| After all that BS of zombies killing everyone and shit. And the message at the end of the movie is... Sure they killed most of our population, but now they just need another place to go, so lets not kill them. :roll:

I understand why Blockbuster doesnt carry this film.

And the black gas station guy was the leader of the zombies. :lol: I know when i die and turn into a zombie, the first guy i follow will be the fat black gas station worker who pumps my gas every day. Thats if i'm not distracted by fireworks or something.

I almost agree with you. It was pretty awesome, for being a Michael Douglas film, I absolutely loved it. I'd have to see a list of thrillers, though, to make that assessment.

Mars Attacks.

Shut your stupid face, Mars Attacks was a classic. :(