Sick Bumps
 

Give me some of the most brutal bumps you have ever seen. Like Undertaker throwing Foley off of the cell onto the table. And through the cell onto thumbtacks.

Jeff Hardy off the ladder onto Bubba and taking them both through the table. Honestly thought he was gonna kill himself with that spot.

CZW doing what they call "wrestling". The stupid fuckers would jump off of roofs through tables and lighttubes and other stupid shit like that. I'm sure Sadistic would hook you up with some of that crap.

definitekly KOTR 01 when Kurt tried to belly to belly Shane through the glass and the glass didnt break and Shane landed on his neck.

Actually Shane landed square on his head, and made that horrible *donk* sound.

Hayabusa slipping up.

Elix Skipper's cage walk was pretty fucking crazy to watch.

Matt Hardy's leg drop of the cage in the cage match at Unforgiven.

And also Angle missing the moonsault off the top of the cage in a cage match against Benoit on Raw.

speaking of that stupid shit i saw some guy like get hooked and raised up by the hooks!!! anyone know who the hell that was or what match? so stupid tho

Can't remember exactly was was going on with that angle with the hooks but I remember it happening.

Remember when Rikishi squashed Val Venis by jumping off the cage on him. Dunno how Venis lived.

lol well i saw this video it was botch a mania which can be found on youtube.com(great site by the way). It showed some idiot on top of his house with a table on the ground and the guy had another guy like in a headlock slam type thing lol and he falls off and the guy in the headlock didn't even hit the table i dont think. Anyways one of them screams like a lil girl and the guy with the camera asks " are you ok" lolfucking idiots

That video is older than Jesus, but it's still funny each time you see it.

Jeff Hardy missing a swanton from the 12 foot ladder through one table on Smackdown against RVD...that table was like paper, and his body slammed so hard into the ground...sickening.

New Jack throwing Vic Grimes off the Scaffold

The Brock Botch aka The Brotch.

Foley was chokeslammed through the cell,but he didn't fall onto thumbtacks.


as for my fav bump,it was at WMX7 when Jeff hardy did a swanton bomb from
the ladder onto Bubba Ray Dudley.that was nice.

Then which match was it? I do remember him getting slammed or something onto thumbtacks.

Same match, but the thumbtacks thing was separate.

He got Chokeslammed onto tacks in the same match he got Chokeslammed through the Cell. He was also Pedigreed onto tacks at Royal Rumble 2000

Damn You Funky

Foley was chokeslammed onto tacks during the Hell in a Cell at KOTR 98.
Foley was Pedigree'd onto tack during the street fight at the Rumble 2000.

Damn you Skippord.

WM 16 for that although he did do a Swanton Bomb from the the ladder onto Rhyno and Spike. One of my favourites occured in the WM 17 TLC match - Edge spears Jeff Hardy, who was hanging from the titles while Edge was at the top of the huge ladder.

My pick is when HHH pedigreed Foley onto the thumbtacks at the 2000 Royal Rumble.

I love the HHH Pedigree's Foley onto thumbtacks spot and the entire match in general

matt hardy falling bakwards of the ladder out of the ring thru a table in one of the tlc matches

Edge falling backwards over the rope through the table in the TLC with Ric Flair I thought he was goin in the crowd

prefer matt hardys

I just watched TLC 2 and ROFL'd when Lita pulled Edge off the letter and JR says:Lita Jerks Edge off

lol @ the "sick" bumps you people mentioned.

How about when La Res threw Spike over the top rope, but they missed the table, and Spike just took a chunk out of it with the back of his head?

Or any of the times RVD would do his jacknife plancha into the crowd in ECW.

Any of the "New Jack leaps."

Kanyon off the triple cage.

The sickest bump I've seen was when Sabian got the Cash flow from Chris Cash off the top of the cage to the outside.
They were both meant to crash through 4 tables but Sabian totally over shot the tables and the back of his head smacked hard off the concrete floor from a slam from 15 feet above.
I actually thought he was dead.

We know. WE ARENT REAL XTRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME FANS TO DA MAXXXXX!!!!!!!!111..

I think the general sickest bump(planned bump at least) is the famous one where Zandig and Mondo went off the roof through the tables and light tubes.

You have to remember that Zandig broke the tables with his legs so Mondo pretty much got slammed onto the concrete.

The Messiah vs John Zandig September 13, 2003 - Philadelphia, PA

I almost give a fuck.

Wait, no I don't.

Triple checking myself...

God, it felt good to get that off my chest.

That was unbelievable. Jeff Hardy must have breathing problems after that. How his ribs and lungs survived it I will never know.

He survived because it was Edge spearing him and not Goldberg.

Why do you think he does so much pot?

Oh...another sick bump. Kevin Nash powerbombing the Giant. How the hell the Giant walked away from that....I'll never know.

:rofl:

Yeah, I just noticed that.

And you wonder why people give you so much shit?Oh well, atleast the entertainment of you making a fool of yourself is back.You gave us some good laughs because you are so blinded of your own stupidity.

He is an "ignorant ass".

I would say he is an incredibly stupid ignorant ass actually.:yes:

I would say he is retarded

He's puntarded.

I would spear him off my roof through a table into a pit of piranhas! Then, I'd drag him out and into the ring, where I'd set him up on the top rope and superplex him BACKWARDS out into another pit that's full of mousetraps! Then, I'll reach under the ring, but not for a table. Oh, no. I'd pull out...a molotov cocktail! I'd light it and throw it in! Then, I'd douse the flames with battery acid before going for the pin!

Sick Bumpomania.

I would Pepsi Plunge him off of a Cliff onto Jagged Rocks pick him up hit him with a board Covered in Fire Ants and Fire and Glass and then I would RKO him onto some Sewing Needles then I would stab him in the face with a sodering iron and Spear him through 19 plate glass windows followed up by a Shining wizard with a steal toed boot and then I would pin him

Ignorant covers all those bases.

Good lord, I am turning into Kane Knight.

Gay?

*takes 438,742,893,469 showers but still can't seem to feel clean*

We all know Kane Knight is pentasexual.

• Men
• Women
• Plants
• Animals
• Democrats

Nah, incredibly stupid ignorant ass means he is more stupid/ignorant than the average ignorant ass.

He won't touch those filthy bottom-feeding trash bag republicans.

How do you fuck a plant?

Touche.

How do you think irrigation was invented?

It is a common misconception that drip irrigation was invented in Israel. There is no question that much of the product innovation in this field occurred in Israel and that Israel companies have contributed significantly to the industry, but they can't take all the credit for its development. H2O 05:51, 15 January 2006 (UTC)

No credit is taken. The facts are that drip irrigation system, with plastic pipes and the new plasic drippers, was invented and first used and developed in Israel by Blass. It does not change the contributions made earlier and later.--Ybact 13:33, 16 January 2006 (UTC)

We should expand the information about the development of drip irrigation. Please add any other information that you may have about its history. H2O 19:42, 27 January 2006 (UTC)

There is a book in Hebrew by Simcha Blass named "WATER IN STRIFE AND ACTION" describing drip irrigation (Blass was the the most known water engineer in Israel in its first years ,and in Jewish Yishuv, cheif engineer planning the Israeli main water carrier etc.) He emphasizes the role of his son in the invention.--Ybact 12:20, 30 January 2006 (UTC)

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That is what the government would have you believe.

I saw that match in person....and couldnt believe it...easly one of the craziest matches i ever saw. when that bump came, the crowd went SILENT and when youve got 20000 NJieans around thats fucking ahrd to do

So its YOU that writes that crap for CZW?

Nah.

My stuff's better. :D

So they save you for the PPVs....did they break the dollar amount yet to order one? last i saw it was 43Cents...and a half

the worst bump i have ever seen was when the coach punched tajiri in the stomach

whoa whoa whoa.....famous? Who the fuck is Zandig and Mondo, yeah, that musta been really famous.

HOW DO U NOT KNOW WHO MONDO IS? HES THE MOST EXTREME BLOCKBUSTER EMPLOYEE EVER...RECOGNIZE SON

Isnt Vic Grimes from the simpsons??

You know the guy that didnt like Homer at work.

That was Frank Grimes.

BTW, my vote for sickest bump would be Mick Foley's bumps in Hell in a Cell v the Undertaker, or Johnny the Bull hitting a springboard legdrop to the floor on Terry Funk in WCW.

^ He broke his ass doing that :(

Lita vs Trish. Lita does a suicide dive to the outside, and gets folded in half. I think it was Armageddon 04?

I have to see a video of this

NYR 05

How do you break your ass?

I thought Lita botched that on RAW...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1gJgKoAZwU&search=botch

It was. It's 5 scenes in.

I actually respect the stiff bumps guys take doing regular moves A LOT MORE than the crap with weapons and shit. Two that come to mind are Mikey Whipwreck almost getting cut in half by the Eliminators' Total Elimination and watching Sabu get his neck folded up by a Head-and-Arm Taz-Plex at Barely Legal.

Not only did Johnny the Bull 'break his ass' but he also dislocated both hips and cracked the upper portion of his pelvis. I believe he also messed up his ankles.

Don't know if it was mentioned but we can't forget Mick jumping off the roof of his fucking house! :D

and onto boxes that had already folded under the weight of his first jump. What a hero!

Nick Mondo used to jump off his house every weekend. Only he called them "CZW Shows".

I will saw Edges spear to Jeff Hardy at WM 17

You guys seem to be menitoning more botches than bumps, for the record.

Anyway, just because nobody has mentioned it, what about when Steve Blackman jumped off of something or other. My memory is foggy.

Titantron? I seem to remember something like that also.

What is CZW? Who is Nick Mondo?

Necro Butcher vs. Samoa Joe

It was Summerslam 2000, Blackman vs. Shane McMahon for the Hardcore Title. They were fighting on top of the titan tron, and Shane fell off onto a big air mattress. Then Steve did a lame elbow drop and got the pin. Not much of a bump; just really stupid.

My picks:

-Chris Benoit breaking Sabu's neck in ECW.

-Jeff Hardy's absolutely insane Swanton Bomb at Bound For Glory.

-Kanyon's bump off the top of the Triple Cage at Spring Stampede.

-AJ Styles' fall from the Ultimate X wire.

I downloaded that one. Like 2k said, you might as well say there was no table there.

CZW CZW CZW CZW sucks