the new......backyard wrestler who kicks @$$
 

well i'm new and i'm a backyard wrestler.....the fuckin champ man and i got my msn and yahoo on here so send me a message
till then
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Oh dear gods.

Uh-oh.

Word to the not-so-wise. There is nothing we here at TPWW (or anywhere in the IWC or the wrestling world in general) loathe quite like backyard wrestlers.

Go to a school and learn to do it right before you kill yourself or someone else.

i got trained by a friend who got trained by some pro wrestler and we don't get hurt.....much......a whole lot......i left in a ambulance

Jeez, at the very most I thought he was retarded, but a backyarder...?

It just keeps getting worse.

Joke account.

Besides, everyone respect the Knight, and the Knight backyard wrestled under the name "Aryan Alex Hitler." The Knight's finisher? "Auchwitz." I'd sit on the guy's face and fart while diving into a table covered with light bulbs.

...And then deny the match ever occurred.

ARE YOU NICK MONDO JOEJOYNER

who is nick mondo....i am mick foley's long lost kid

Joejoyner, just how extreme are you? Are you just regular old "extreme" or are you XTREMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE
ZZZZZZZZZZZZORZ!!!!1!11!!!

Oh I get it...it's really Sadistic on a new account.

XTREMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZORZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT PUT THRO A FUCKIN CAR WINDOW!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Nah. Sadistic would be claiming that he was on the undercard in a five-star lucha contest. The show just happened to contain a barbed-wire and lightbulbs match or seven.

I SAID I GOT PUT THRO A FUCKING CAR WINDOW!!!!!!!!

Well I got thrown off a treadmill into a door today

WELL GOOD FOR U

But what have you done for me lately?

I think we just found Sadistic's soul mate

Yea, and i got bit by my 5ft python that mistook my hand for a mouse in his feed box.
whats your point?

what the....fuck?

the car was kinda old and sucked ass so i was put thro it

That's nothing. I got a blister trying to outmasturbate Jay.

you got a Rock avatar, so part of me still likes you

ok

well if u wanna know me better add me to ur msn or yahoo

I'd rather not.

bet u see me as an ass-hole.......well guess what.......

Man, you kick a lot of at money money.

You are?

You're worse?

:foc: the establishment

That is the worst signature in the history of anything. Please explain because I'm sure you have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

...Jigsaw?

:lol: Loopy

I broke my neck this morning but I'm fine now.

I tear my quad all the time. I tore it this morning. Look I'm fine. I'm jumping aound.

ok u r FUCKIN CRAZY i ain't that extreme..........sounds like fun tho:y:

Psh. I woke up dead this morning, and I ran 10 miles before breakfast.

TO PROVE YOU ARE NOT AN OBVIOUS JOKE ACCOUNT, PLEASE VIDEOTAPE YOURSELF BEING PILE DRIVEN OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HOUSE ONTO YOUR CAR PARKED IN THE DRIVEWAY

Thank you.

Unique IP, but white niggas saying nigga doesn't fly with me in the wrestling forum, niggas.

http://www.boomspeed.com/funky_fly/banhammer.jpg

This one time me and my buddy were backyard wrestling, and we puled off a 5 star match. It was a Ladder wrapped in barbwire, we then cut ourselves 10 times on each wrist while listening to our favorite emo song, we threw the ladder in a giant pool infested with sharks, before dumping a shit load of oil in and lighting the top layer of oil on fire and putting tables on floating innertubes. We then welded together some fences to create a huge cage. And for the finishing touch we told George Bush that some gay Iraqis were hanging out in our backyard. Seriously, 5 Star Classic.

....but we're so hardcore we didn't want any more then 5 people to see it on tape, so once the two of us, his mom and my two dogs saw the match we had to burn it before we would become tempted to sell out and sell it for millions.

I wrestled my pillow last night. It won. :(

That was a racist banning. The quater black in me is pleased. But the half white is offended. I'm so torn.

Nigga, did you not just see that nigga's post in which said nigga said nigga?

Don't make me ban a nigga. :mad:

Nigga wha?!? (If you could only ban half of me, or Me as we call him, that would be appreciated.)

Only 10? Ameteur. :roll:

Do I count?

I'm no white nigga, so can I say nigga nigga?

If not, can I at least use it in reference to Cena?

I took an Aikijujutsu class yesterday morning. WITH A STUBBED TOE.

Yeah, but you TOTALLY put the pillow over without losing your own heat. The buyrates for the rematch will be through the roof.

I've got you trumped.
First, I got drunk then fell out of a chair
THEN I got more drunk, tried to get into bed, and fell out of there!

I am XTREME!!!

Who hasn't wrestled their pillow? I know a lot of you have, and I know you're lying if you said that you never lost.

omg! your awesome, ive seen your work on youtube!!! ill put up a match, this is SO deathmatch! EXTREME!!!

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lol, that wa terrible.

Good reminder of why I luagh at backyarders and Xtream feds.

Taking fake moves and fake results and making them "better" by throwing in stupid shit that leads to real injuries.

what kind of backyarder would have the rock as his avatar?
i didn't wrestle my pillow...
i wrestle my sisters big teddy bear :)

LOL, at the dog barking in the background.

LOL

You know, if we could get Kalyx Triad and this tard to wrestle a barbed wire match, we could SERIOUSLY clean up the gene pool.

That's some fucking psychology right there in that match man. Top 3 ever in history would be my guess.

IT's no "Nick Mondo vs the PEpsi delivery guy."