Dead or Alive: The Movie
 

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Kasumi - Possibly Helena - Unknown - Tina - Ayane

Discuss. Laugh. Whatever.

Could be the worst video game movie since Alone in the Dark :y:

Way to take a game with virtually no story and turn it into Charlie's Angels 3.

I agree with Funky. Also, worst promo shot ever

Who will play Bass? I told some guy I used to know that Hogan left WWE because he was in the process of shooting the DOA movie as Bass or Basses father. This was years ago about 2002 or 3. Can't remember. The guy beileved me. :|

Kevin Nash

I was hoping for a Pete Burns biopic. :'(

Haha Matthew Marsden, ex Corrie actor who lives down the road from me.
Gonna be so bad.

Call me a fucked up jack-ass; but the wacky-ass direction they're taking just might be... Entertaining...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q1U6vGV2tzM

Could be worth a sneak-in or DVD rental. But my God; way to destroy a videogame's chance at the big screen. How did Tecmo let it get that far?

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Soul Calibur Movie.

It's been in production limbo for years. I last heard Samo Hung was involved and it was CGI or something.

Soul Calibur would make a half decent anime at best.

Isn't Ayane supposed to be japanese?

GRRR

The Rock could play Zasalamel (spelling, whatever).

Orlando Bloom or somebody like that could play Siegfried.

Astraroth and Nightmare could be computer generated.

Orlando Bloom = Siegfried?!? No, no. Rethink that.

I think Zhang Ziyi/Xianghua is perfect casting.

Tony Jaa could probably do a good Kilik.

Maxi... Gotta think on that one.

Yeah, Orlando Bloom is nowhere near badass enough for Sig.

And of course, Olcadan played by the O Rly Owl.

Yes, yes she is, Blitz.

Note the "someone like that" :mad:

With the whole "knight" look.

Forget it. It's a disaster waiting to happen. It'll be Street Fighter with better CGI.

Well, Street Fighter didn't have a very cinematic storyline.

Very possibly the worst VG to movie ever. perhaps the BEST use of young hot actresses weve never heard of beacuse this is the only role there agents could get them wiht litte experince.

KK could be Siegfried. :shifty:

You've seen Jamie Presley in plenty of places; you just didn't care. She's the token Hot Girl. Sadly, this is her biggest role.

He can only be Talim.

Talim is pretty badass.

Except that she's on "My Name Is Earl," which is a pretty big hit.

Her biggest movie role, though, for sure.

And Devon Aoki was in "Sin City."

Trailer's out

http://www.moviesonline.ca/movienews_8408.html

ROFL

Post number ten, my good man.

Post. Number. Ten.

Zuh?

How on earth did I miss that?

To be fair, the word "Trailer" isn't in the post; so you may have looked over it.

Upon further deliberation, the producers have opted to change the name of the film. It will now be known as:

Cliche': The Movie

also, lol at Kevin Nash being the biggest name out there.

The biggest mistake they keep making in the whole movies of games thing is they pick games with little to no story. There are lots of games out there with great long stories and characters. Besides that characters never resemble who they are supposed to be and stuff so it's lose/lose.

I remember watching the Mario movie when it came out and getting all annoyed that Goombas and Koopa Troopas where 7 foot tall lizards dressed like Uncle Fester.

Let's not bring the Mario movie into this.

I recently read that the Halo script got rejected (months after it's much reported delivery; did it take months to read?). The new guy they got writing another take on Halo speaks about being fateful to the game vs cinematic presentaion:

I agree with him abit. But the question comes to mind; "When did Hollywood ever stay true to the source material?" Mortal Kombat and Silent Hill remained very fateful to their respective sources and I must say, I have no complaints. Then again, Resident Evil flipped alot of material and it turned out well; but it's sequel, which stayed close to the game, was less quality. I guess it comes down to how you handle it.

Just went and saw this movie today...thats right...I actually woke up this morning with seeing this movie in mind..and then willingly went to the theater and forked over $6 to see it...

and I liked it...

It seemed like it had the fighting from Mortal Kombat and a wacky storyline like Street Fighter...and I love both those movies so I ended up loving this movie...

Plus it was funny to see Kevin Nash in this movie...

Parts of it were stupid and I think a lot of the characters were cast wrong but I kind of liked it and the women were hot. That Holly Valance...:drool:

Yea..tons of hotness....

unlike Fantastic Four 2 which is just a crap load of product placement

Well go figure, two pos-reviews. Let's hear it for Cory Yuen.

It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. The fighting was good.

No intention of seeing this but I will marry Sarah Carter one day.

Just watched it. I didn't like it.

http://www.tv-links.co.uk/show.do/4/1148