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STORY!
Vince called a meeting involing all the wrestlers. Vince said " I would like to announce that I am......
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...pushing all the talented wrestlers and burying the hosses."
Then loopydate woke up... |
next to chris benoit
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who had just fought in a ........................
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battle with loopydate's one eyed snake, which had spat it poisonous juices...
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all over his face...he decided to turn on wrestling HHH was.....
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being a cu</>nt...
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and having gay sex with....
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his wife?...
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who had just fired Ultimo Dragon for...........
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winning a match on Velocity....
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with two hands tied behind his back and.....
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which I don't watch cos it's shit...
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playing the kazoo.
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<font color=goldenrod>Kurt Angle then...</font>
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began to shine his real gold...
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...as mr. ass came down and wanted a piece of that...
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Kit Kat bar.
Unfortunately, he was cut off by... |
Big show who had not eaten in 35 minutes...
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<font color=969696>...which meant his half-hour cockmeal was five minutes overdue. He went on a rampage when suddenly...</font>
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cena came out and cut his worst promo ever
Yo show if you say you ain't fat I'll hit you with a baseball bat *crowd marks out anyway* |
<font color=8307ff><b>Big Show proceeded to eat Cena.</font></b>
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On the raw side of things, Goldberg came out to the ring....
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brooklyn brawler then came out and defeated big show for the US title when suddenly...
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he screamed WHOS NEXT and was then attacked and beaten by gillberg...
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who then jobs to HHH
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....via satellite. Hunter didn't want to go to the show, so he had Gillberg job to a TV with his picture on it.
This, of course, led to an outrage backstage, led mostly by.... |
Vince McMahon. If Gillberg didn't get his satellite jobbing down better he was going to be flipping burgers. Brock Lesnar..
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jobbed to a card board cut out of HHH
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HHH then came out to the ring to cut a promo when out of nowhere emerged his old rival Henry Godwin
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who planted him with his own move, the Pedigree, but Triple H
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no-sold it and gave H.O.G. as a sacrifice to...
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...himself...
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who cooked up and enjoyed some manbacon, then...
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Hunter walked into the women's locker room and.....
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on fire...
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...which is just the way HHH likes it, flaming....
then Stephanie walks in... |
and tells Triple H to........
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Trying to kiss my own ass and could some help me out
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Hardcore Holly walked in, bent over and said, "Alright, now I want you two to start screaming real loud at my ass!"...
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Then Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake runs in and...
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cuts of Holly's penis with his giant scissors, much to the delight of...
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...the human race.
Meanwhile in the realm of the dead & buried... |
Undertaker was having afternoon tea with Al Wilson...
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And reading his copy of Playcorpse, whilst............
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princess diana.....,
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...was a tragic loss :( ... Then all of the people HHH buried showed up in the land of the dead, which caused Undertaker to...
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Kick HHH in the nuts
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But Triple H, No Sold The Kick and gave taker a Pedigree....When
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ALL OF THE SUDDEN, THE UNITED STATES AND BRITISH MILITARY SHOWED UP AND DROPPED SEVENTEEN NUCLEAR WARHEADS ON THE GAME! But much to no one's surprise, HHH...
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came out with a suprise Kameamea attack and destroyed all the warheads which led to....
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The Arena filling with Ashes and Triple H went to Inhale and all of a sudden, the ashes were gone when they all Disappear up HHH's Nose, when
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all the sudden, the brave prince Shane took up his father's sword and cut the belt of power off of the game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But the souls of men were easily corrupted, when...
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HHH farted...
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and out came X-pac...
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...as well as his guts, thus slimming down his recently fattened stomach. However, Triple H no-sold the loss of internal organs and simply...
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...revealed to the fans that he was really a robot...
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... and that he was 1000000000 times better than the Ortonbot...
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...who had no hope of protecting John Conner. HHH then asked...
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,"bring me Peter Pan!"....
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...which is his euphemism for a condom. It was time for the 1:00 AM rape of...
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funaki who came out to say...
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Ok Mr. Trips, make it quick... Funaki then bends over and sings, "Swing lowwwwwwww, sweet charrrrrrrrrrrrrriotttttttttttt..." when all the sudden someone walks in, and it's...
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In walks Chyna in her leather dominatrix clothes with a whip in her hand
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...who is taken out by Terry Tate
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...and forced to write "I'm sorry for being a talentless bitch" all over a blackboard and then...
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gets arrested by the fashion police for the whole bearded lady incident (reps to the reference-catcher) and one of the police is none other than big boss man, who..
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Just came from therapy for his continious nightmares of his Al Snow and Big Show feud, and his shrink was none other than former WCW US champion... |
...Roddy Piper, who had previously spent several weeks inside a...
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scottish mountain, Piper preceeded to lick the......
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..chalk dust from the blackboard, thinking it was coke, and spit it out on...
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Sean'O Haire was really kept in that bag.
Sean then... |
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...was put back in his cage by Vince. Vince then took a wet towel and...
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did a magic trick, and out came Kane himself...
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massaging his testicles whilst humming.......
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Triple H's theme.
HHH then opened up Vinnie Mac's golden box of unused gimmicks and... |
Tommy Dreamer came out and smacked HHH in the face with a singapore cane...
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<font color=8307ff><b>...but Triple H no sold it and it bounced right back towards Tommy Dreamer, hitting him...</font></b>
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with a steel chair that was secretly stashed in his left nostril, then he......
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talked on the mic for a half hour ripping apart ECW as Dreamer was still selling the chair shot. Then as HHH went for the cover......
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Tazz comes out from the closet, apparently announcing everything that was happening...
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and puts Triple H in the Tazzmission to make him tap. Forty five hours later...
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HHH reverses it into a (sloppy) Tazzmission to which Tazz taps immediately, and....
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Jerry Lynn and the LOHBS (League of Held Back Superstars) (RVD, Jericho, Christian, Benoit, Booker T, Sean O'Haire) all jump HHH...
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who no sells it until...
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the king of no selling, Hulk Hogan, emerges from nowhere...
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only to get jumped from beind by Shark Boy who then...
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Sting drops from the rafters...
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and breaks both his legs and one arm in the fall, while he's writhing in agony...............
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...receives a pedigree form HHH for his trouble, HHH then notices out of the corner of his eye.........
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Baston Booger slowly approaching
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with Nuzio on his back
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Finally, Triple H's greatest fear has come... the one being that can stop him has arrived. No, not Nunzio, THE BASTION BOOGER!!!
Triple H hightails it as Booger gets into the ring... |
to become a matyr, nunzio explodes killing...
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Triple H, who once again no-sells the death. HHH's head is all that remains though, and is encased in a...
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