Confessions 2006
 

I know we did something like this last year, but here we go again.

Just post stuff about wrestling that you never say because you're embarrassed of it or you just don't want to tell people about. Post it here.

Rules: You can't ridicule someone about anything they say.

I'll start:

I've been a John Cena 'fan' for a while now. It doesn't change anything I said, I was just entertained by him for a while before his big blow-up this past Monday.

I hate john cena, a lot. He is an annoying cunt who must be disposed of immediately, there is nothing entertaining about him, other than the boos he gets.

That is all.

I'm becoming a Cena fan Again. Also, the SS is one of the main reasons I watch Raw.

I marked out when RVD won the MITB Ladder Match at Wrestlemania.

I gave Vince the idea to take on God. :o

Edge is probably my favorite wrestler on Raw
I enjoy the Spirit Squad
I don't think Trish is as hot as she used to be

I couldnt get the image of Mickie James eating out Trish Stratus for about 1 minute, after Mickie did the whole crotch grab, pussy eating thingy at WM

I loved Cena vs Triple H at Wrestlemania.

I watch ESPN during Diva segments. Even if it's just commercials.

I was really hoping to see HHH win the title back.

I was hoping for Marty Jannetty to have a real comeback, only because he's one of the very few famous wrestlers that I've met.

I get Rey's theme music stuck in my head. A lot.

I would mark out if Goldust got an upper-midcard push.

Sometimes I think that Bob Holly is "not so bad".

I'm actually liking John Cena at the moment. I think his whole "I know you guys hate me, but I'm not a bad guy" thing is cool.

I like Mark Henry's music.

Oh yeah, I also want Val Venis to get a major push.

I'm liking Cena just because everyone else is on his case.

I fucking LOVE the Spirit Squad though but I admitted that before.

Oh and Mama Benjamin. She need to hurry her fat ass back.

I mark out for the Masterlock

The Spirit Squad are my favourite part of the WWE right now.

I want to see HHH win the title back.

I was hoping for Marty Jannetty to have a real comeback

I like Edge & Lita make a good pair

I may have marked out just a little when Trish finally lost her title

The One's dirty little confession...

I watch and listen to every single one of JBL's radio and WWE.com exclusive stuff.

I'm enjoying Mark Henry.

Hey, what's wrong with that? I love them. :D One of the main reasons why I believe JBL is... a wrestling god.:$

I hope God turns on HBK and then becomes GM of Raw.

I miss Bischoff.

Coach is starting to grow on me at commentary.

I find myself attracted to Scary Sherri.

I think Melina's howl at ring side is a blatent rip off from Daffney.

Daffney is my all time favorite woman in wreslting.

WWE needs more Daffney.

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I don't see what the big deal is about HBK teaming up with JBL at Backlash. :shifty:

I think Rey Mysterio is still one of the best wrestlers around.

I miss Bischoff too

I'm enjoying the McMahons/HBK/God angle.

I'm enjoying Armando Alejandro Estrada right now. But for some reason Pink Floyd's song "Have a Cigar" pops in my head every time I see him.

So'm I , but this isn't much of a confession.

It's funny as shit, and it's pissing off the religious folks (And PMF's godless, barbaric people :shifty: )

I wouldn't mind if the Cruiserweight division was completely done away with. Not that I don't enjoy it. It just isn't big enough for me to care/feels too tacked on.

I think John Cena is pretty cool.

I like Chris Masters more than Carlito.

I completely and utterly loathe regular tag matches.

I'm a Nick Mondo Mark.

"NO MORE LATE FEES!"

*clap clap clap clap clap*

I've actually liked every WWE PPV this year.Except the RR because i didn't order it.

The fans booing John Cena is making me like him.

So Vermaat was right.

I have not watched one second of TNA programming.

I wanted Mickie to get her girl.

I turned off the HOF ceremony after Austin left the screen.

:y: :y: :y:

Knowing WWE booking, it'll finally be broken by Lawler.

I miss Chris Jericho.

I believe that Vince's old formula actually does work, when given the right guy.

I want to see a Jeff Jarret vs. Quick Draw McGraw: Guitar on a Pole match.

I laughed at the thought of Lita being involved with anything that had "Hardcore" in the name of it.

I marked at "OH MY GOD!"

Mickie's Vaginal Claw is my new favorite wrestling move of all time.

I want Batista to beat the Undertaker at WM XXIII.

I never have seen the appeal of Randy Orton.

I don't like tag matches.
I never really hated John Cena all that much.
I like Rey Mysterio.
I wouldn't mind if Benoit v. Angle happened every week.

I like Shannon Moore.
If the Spirit Squad gimmick wasn't so retarded, I might give them a chance. Of course, they'd be on Heat, so I'd never watch them.
I'd still rather have Cena champ over Triple H.
While I think he's better than JR, I am nowhere close to as all over Styles' cock as the entire internet community is.

i am a bigger cena mark than vermaat

and i'm STILL not over my ex and wish she would come back :o

Your ex is John Cena?

I heart the spirit squad. Then again, I heart Simon Dean.

I miss Daffney too. (Even though I never saw her until I RPed as her in the c-feds)

I truly dislike Road Warrior Animal and Hardy.

As much as I like the Game and want him to destroy everything in sight, I want Cena to be likable again. I miss those good ol' heel Cena days.

When I went to the Rumble this year, I cheered for the heels. Funny enough, I was surrounded by WWE's demographic: little kids and teenage girls. They HATED me, just like my hate for Rey Rey.

I eagerly await the returns of Batista, Kennedy, and Jericho and that's it.

I'm enjoying HHH a lot these days and have pretty much forgiven all those politics.

I haven't given a shit about Ric Flair in the last ten years.
I had no doubt that Triple H would win at Wrestlemania this year, or that Edge would at RR.
I don't hate John Cena. I just don't care, and I never have. I don't get UPN, so I never saw anything out of him that would give me something supposedly better to compare him to.

I :heart: The Spirit Squad
I like HHH
I hate Ric Flair for no apparent reason
Edge rules all
HHH's promo music owns all music in the WWE
and most shockingly of all
I AM A CHRIS FUCKING SABIN MARK

I think that WM might have MADE it, not broken it for WWE.

I am starting to like Edge again. I really liked his performance at WM. He just has to ditch Lita before I can really take him seriously again.

I recently forgot about TNA altogether.

I think if he was still in the WWE, Christian would have held the belt, so I think he may have made a mistake.

I'm carrying Kane Knights love child.

:shifty:

Does anyone need a reason to hate Ric Flair?

I've had dreams about being Lilian Garcia's Microphone. :shifty:

I dont have confessions as such, just things you probably don't know.

I think Vince is great (forgetting about him 'making' WWE I think as a performer he's great)

I loved bishcoff (if only I could spell it)

I never listen to internet rumours

I think the boogeyman is a very lame idea

Contrary to everyone else here, I am not a Cena fan, not by any stretch of the imaginaton.

I love HHHs matches

I'm not a Bret Hart fan.

I prefer Heat and velocity to smackdown and raw

I think ken kennedy is great

I think the mexicools, London and kendrick and MNM are the best tag teams in the WWE

I'm still a Kane mark

I think 'smarks' can be as stupid as 'marks'

I hate styles

Despite everything i ever said before, Rey and any cruiserweight sucks as heavyweight champion.

I still hate John Cena

I hope that when he becomes Heel people cheer him, and then when he turns face again they boo him, untill his head explodes and vince realises the good guy/bad guy schtick is outdated.

I hate any McMahon on TV. EVEN SHANE

which styles do you hate AJ or Joey? you suck either way but i wanna clarify

I forgot to say that I really hate Ric Flair(probably more than any of you guys do).I don't care about his 16 world titles tbh.

I think JR is the best commentator ever, and I have never gotten tired of him.

ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT

I've actually enjoyed recent czw stuff (sans deathmatches)

I bought a couple XPW DVD's a few years back...

I used to watch G.L.O.W.

As much as this will piss me off, I think RVD will lose his MITB match. (Unless WWE pisses me off more by having him win the Smackdown belt and switch shows.)

I've been an Edge mark since The Brood.

I was extremely excited when Joey Styles got signed for Raw, but the Joey Styles I knew and liked has been killed by the WWE. I wish he would go to TNA. (Fire Heckle and Jeckle).

I want to see Gail Kim wrestle again.

Back in the day, I loved ECW...but I was pretty bored with The ECW "Bloodsport" DVD.

Speaking of, I can't stand Axl and Ian Rotten.

If I won a billion dollars, I'd give a few million to Paul Heyman to start his own company.

I have no actual friends in the three dimensional world that watch wrestling.

IMO WWE has become an ugly chick. It get's better the more you drink. Before Mania, I found I liked Smackdown better than Raw, because I'm usually drunk on Friday nights. I've recently carried this over to Monday's now and Raw has been better than ever...but I feel like shit every Tuesday at work.

If I end up in rehab, I will sue Vince McMahon.

I also admit, I want to see Lita break away from Edge had go back to the womens division.

Agreed with most of that. Especially styles (He's a shell of himself, and WWE's to blame), and the ECW DVD. Really, they more or less tried to turn ECW into a Yardtard fest from what I saw.

ECW was so much more than they make it out to be. Part of why the WWE's trreatment bothers me (Even though ONS wasn't bad last year, the hype made it seem like it was larger spotfests than CZW)

I heard...A sound...It was as though a thousand wrestling nerds suddenly cried out at once...And then were suddenly silenced.

I think Randy Orton could potentially be one of the greatest wrestlers of our time if they let him.

I haven't watched a single RAW, Smackdown, Velocity or Heat for at least 8 weeks and I also didn't mind about missing Mania.

I also don't reeeeally have that much of the problem with the WWE doing another ECW one night stand. Although it's going to dilute the meaning of last year's show I really couldn't care as long as the matches and sentiment are even one-fifth of last year's.

:lol:

Triple H is my favorite wrestler on Raw.

IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMNIT!

I think Edge is way more entertaining than either HHH or Cena right now.

I hate Shawn Michaels, Ric Flair and HHH

I'm a bigger Cena mark than Gogolan4K

At times I can find Lita very attractive, except for that tatoo arm :eww:

Hey

Also I like the Spirit Squad

Same here.

OK I hate JBL

WHAT? WHAT WHAT WHAT? How can you hate JBL? Dislike the man behind the gimmick? Sure why not he is pretty much an asshole...but JBL the gimmick and the storyline of him has been incredible. They totally rushes the gun to make him World Champ, but the rest of his stuff is solid.

I just dont like him for some reason

Skippord has made me have stong dislike for Chris Sabin.

Trish is hot, but shes kind of bad in the face :(

i marked out for the HBK at WM and how he and Trips did the DX-suck it sign.

i still mark out for torrie (i hate toothpick divas)

i also mark out for mickie james :)

I have a HORRIFIC crush on micke james, more so then any diva in the past.

i have the album, but i forget the name of the song. but anyway, i wish that that AFI song was some other wrestler's theme music besides Shannon Moore's. somebody like Sting.

i would rather have heel Biker-Taker back than have Undertaker just retire.

I believe Val Venis should have held thwe world title once already

Sycho Sid is my favorite wrestler of all time.

My confession is that GODSMACK RULES DUDE

I have grown to like Christian Cage since his debut in TNA.

Triple H is the man, man.

I like Umaga
As much as I like Christian, for some reason I can't buy him as the NWA Champion
I wish WWE would keep better kayfabe

I think Randy Orton could be the greatest performer ever!
I'd really like to see Charlie Haas be world champion one day
I think the Boogieman is awesome.
I've seen only a tiny little bit of him but, other than his finisher, I really don't c the big deal with Ken Kennedy.
I get annoyed at smarks who claim guys like CM Punk, Kid Kash, Chris Sabin, Christopher Daniels, Bryan Danielson etc... are so good. If they are so good, why the heck aren't they in the WWE.