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Game: Hardcore Title.
Don't know how long this will last but meh, I'm bored.
Beat up the above user by how ever you like and pin him to win the hardcore title. |
*twats Diesel Mac with a piece of paper*
1,2,3, win! |
Cradle Shocks Outsider onto some tacks 123 new champion
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Believe this has been done before, but...
*Boots Skippord in the stomach and hits the Blitzkreig (Burning Hammer)* 1,2,3 NEW CHAMP!!!! |
*Hits Stunner on Blitz*
123 NEW CHAMP!11!! *Throws him out a window* |
Waits for Blitz to finish his victory Celebration and Spears him right as he turns around NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW CHAAAAAAAAAAAAMPION
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Takes a leaf and tickles Xero into submission. Champ once again!
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*missile dropkick to Diesel off a speeding car*
1 2 3 New champ: Funky Fly. |
BTW, since this is gonna be 5467809469 pages, like the last few on the old boards...
*sticky* |
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*hangs on to the window and Reverse Hurracanrana's Funky out said window*. Runs down the stairs, pins him, 2X champ |
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Drags Blitz up the stairs and throws him back down. Frog Splash from the top of the stairs onto Blitz for the 1 2 3! OH MY GOD!
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*Carries Diesel Mac back up the stairs and Awesome Bombs him all the way down the stair case, through another window, into a dumpster. Xero does a Swanton out the window into the dumpster and pins Mac*
NEW CHAMP! *Xero runs away* |
Xero runs into an RKO and gets pinned new champ
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*Jumps in a nearby Porsche and runs Xero down*
3X, bitches. |
*C4 to Skippord to take sole position of champ*
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*Xero picks up a stick and pokes Blitz, who submits*
Fans Nearby: STICK POKE OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! |
*Sits up Kane Style and Pedigree's Blitz on the concrete FTW*
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*Shoves stick up Xero's ass and Fameassers him for the win*
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*Picks stick out of ass and flings it at Skippord, who runs in fear into a telephone pole. Xero pins him*
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*Makes Skippord watch A Cena/Boogeyman match until his eyes start bleeding, the kicks him in the nuts*
Pin. |
Rips telephone pole off the ground and nails Blitz with it. 1 2 3.
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*grabs stick and twats Diesel with it*
1,2,3, New Champ |
*Does the same to Xero*
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*Hits Outsider with a shovel. 123*
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*Conks DM and Outsider's heads together*
Double pin. |
*Xero lights Blitz on fire and covers him with the stick, which he then pins after putting it out*
New champs: Stick then Xero *Nick Mondo jumps off the telephone pole screaming "I WANT A REAL TITLE" and on fire out of no where and misses Xero. Xero flees before Mondo botches something on him...* |
*Throws a sock at Xero, Xero faints at smell*
1,2,3, New Champ |
*Throws Rosie O'Donnell at Outsider, Outsider faints from the smell*
New champ. |
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New Champ |
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New Champ! |
*Hits a Double RKO on Rosie and UC and pins*
New Champion |
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*instert Flaming Dumptruck to Skippord here* New Champ! Edit: Oh shit, you said UC. Feel free to pin. (Feel free to pin...again. :shifty: ) |
*Marries the boss' daughter and uses the newfound power to strip UC of the title*
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Um Spears Blitz and wins the title I think
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*pedigree to skippord*
1,2,3,... new champ Yes, I'm original. |
*FU... On Gohan... In a trash can... Full of glass... Off a 50 Foot Ladder... Through 6 flaming tables.*
123 *Xero runs away* |
*Shows Gohan a picture of his ex, and pins him as he lies on the floor crying.*
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*Hits Blitz and Xero with Brass Knuckles for the win*
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Asks the government to look at the contents of Skippord's hard drive...mystreriously is sent to prision...no one else was around so they award the title to The One.
New Champion. |
*Twats The One with Skippords Hard drive, stolen from the evidence cuboard*
5 x New Champ |
*Hits the Evenflow DDT on Outsider FTW*
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*Someone puts Seether on and I raise from the dead and hit Outsider with the Sterio that he was playing Radiohead on FTW*
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*Offers Skippord Kane Knight for whatever he pleases in exchange for the title*
New champ. |
Drops a penny out of a hot air ballon that is flying over Blitz. The penny slices him in half to reveal a migit inside. Has a seeing eye dog bite off Blitz's nuts, he then drops the nuts in my hands and I shove the balls in migit's throat. He chokes and gags and falls down. Go for the cover 1-2-3.
2-Time 2-Time Hardcore Champion. |
After all of that I wait for The One to turn around and I jump up and RKO him
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*Cuts a Triple H-esque 30 minute promo until Skippord falls asleep, and pins him.*
Like 8x champ now. |
*sneaks up behind Blitz and puts him the Coquina Clutch, choking him out*
Winner and new Champion- RED NINJA |
*Drops anvil on red ninja, pins*
New Champ |
*tricks him into bed and then pins him the rough way*
New Champion. |
Forces Clox to watch lesbian porn involving Fabulous Moolah and Mae Young.
Clox vacates title after suffering mental flashbacks rendering him unable to continue. |
*Along with Red Ninja, hits Total Elimination on KoOS*
Co champions: Blitz and Red Ninja. |
*Along with entire Crisis Centre gangbangs blitz and red Ninja*
New champs |
Nails Clox with Mae Young and Mark Henry's baby hand. Then shoves said hand up Clox's asshole.
Pins Clox. |
*melts the Hardcore title and makes a chain out of it*
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*ignore KOoS and pillmanizes Clox. Shakes hands with KOoS, then disappears in a plume of red smoke*
Still Champ: King of Old School |
*pawns the necklace for $25 and a Scott Stapp CD*
*retires from Hardcore wrestling* |
*Wins a tournament to win the title*
12X champion |
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LC, Koos and redoneja enter the ring and attack Sippard, LC takes the belt. What's Going on Here |
*unretires*
*nails LC with the Scott Stapp CD since lord knows no one would actually listen to it* *pins LC* SWERVE! |
hey, I was putting together the Horsemen. :(
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Call me...The Midnight Poster! *runs away on a mechanical horse* |
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with LC, catches up with KOoS and makes him pay. LC and redoneja take the belt WHAT IS GOING ON???(AGAIN) |
*Skippord hits a double Chokeslam on LC and the Red Ninja and takes belt because I was never pinned*
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*LC blasts Skippord with a baseball bat and pins him.*
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...n_Anderson.jpg Yes, that's right. Me and my new partner Redoneja are the new TPWW Hardcore Tag Champs. Plus we have the singles Hardcore Belt. We are the Forum Wrecking Crew |
*gives LC a piece of tainted pork*
*LC gets sick* *pins LC while he's double over on the toilet* |
*takes redoneja's head and lays it on the floor*
*gives redoneja a one man conchairto* *pins him* *now holds all hardcore titles* |
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what is this unholy alliance between redoneja and Loose Cannon???(I know we're the Wrecking Crew, but I'm a Blanchard mark so deal). |
*Rolls KoOs up and pins for the 1,2,3 and takes the Hardcore title*
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* Pearl Jam frontman Eddie Vedder nails Skippord with a mic. New Champ Eddie V
Eddie Vedder breaks out in song http://www.irocknroll.com/images/Pea...gned_Photo.jpg Jeremy Spoken...Spoken........ Wait from Behind http://www.wrestleline.com/images/mu...ainbusters.jpg BRAIN BUSTER ON VEDDER :eek: :eek: Major Heat from the Pearl Jam Marks http://www.fabelover.com/wrestlerbel...vchamparn2.jpg LC: Where are you Koos |
shut the fuck up.
-LC |
*RKO's LC in ironic fashion FTW*
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redoneja disappears but.....
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/388/muta5be.jpg RED NINJA comes out of nowhere and destroys Skippord with a piledriver on a table for the win!! |
*Future Shocks the Red Ninja onto the table shards FTW*
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*offers his hand to Skippord....
http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/3786/muta17uc.jpg http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/9307/muta28ot.jpg SWERVE!! RED NINJA spews mist in Skippord's eyes and leaves him laying. Disappears WITHOUT pinning Skippord!! |
JamesSteele kicks Skippord's ass for hating Texas. He shoves a giant cement Texas-shaped stepping stone up Skippord's ass. Skippord taps like a little bitch y'all.
JS cuts a huge promo and announces that the TPWW Hardcore title is now the Texas Hardcore Title!!! NEW Texas Hardcore Champion: JamesSteele http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/1254/48a417708cu.jpg |
JamesSteele kicks Chris Sabin's punk ass.
Still TEXAS HARDCORE CHAMPION: JamesSteele |
*Hits JameSteele with the Spear and pins*
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*And burns the Texas championship so this is the new belt*
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* JS does it Ultimate Warrior style and no sells it like its WrestleMania XII. JS proceeds to whip Skippord's ass and rips his spine out. He pins Skippord's bloody corpse. Skippord should know that the Texas Title is just like Texans...indestructable.*
Winner & 2-TIME TEXAS HARDCORE CHAMPION: JamesSteele http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/1254/48a417708cu.jpg |
HOLLA Y'ALL
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*Hits a Pepsi Plunge onto JS off a bridge and pins him FTW*
New Champ and new belt <a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f85/Skippord/K-1_Belt_8.jpg" border="0" alt="Image hosting by Photobucket"></a> |
*Xero stuns Skippord, pins him, locks both belts in a safe, wraps it in chains, locks the chains, gets on an airplane and dumps it into the middle of the Red Sea. Xero proclaims the new title the EXTREMELY LATE Title with a picture of Nick Mondo's face on it.*
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*Hits a pile driver on Xero off the plane through 38 Flaming tables stacked and Pins removes the picture of Mondo and puts an old blockbuster DVD case on the front*
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*Hits Skippord with The King of Kings CD single and pins him, tears off the Blockbuster case and slaps on a Best Buy "For Sale" sticker*
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Stacy distracts Xero with intentions of sex.... http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/2510/hookah18xb.jpg and then some mysterious(yet handsome) stranger blows some sort of smoke in his eyes and rolls him up!!! NEW CHAMPION: THE MYSTERIOUS(YET HANDSOME) STRANGER |
*Log rolls over TMYHS and is declared the new champion*
http://www.xs4all.nl/~hwalther/image...stimpy-log.jpg |
*TMYHS doesn't care, is very very trashed. Giggles and goes off with Stacy*
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*Runs in and Spears Xero so hard it brakes his ribs then puts Xero in the Edgecator and Xero passes out* Skippord is the new champion
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*Xero wraps up his ribs is barbed wire and splashes Skippord in the corner. Skippord's eye pops out on the wire and Xero pins him*
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After watching to much random DDT matches, WWKD? nails Skipport with a Shining crotch thrust, and follows up with the most extreme move that ever graced a ring...
The inverted Danshoku driver. Skippord's head explodes, and WWKD is the new champ. Bitch. |
*Xero stands there looking at WWKD like he's retarded and flees with the belt*
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Chases Xero until he slips comically on a puddle of water. WWDK then bludgeons Xero with the remains of Skippord's head until he's unconcious.
And then WWKD rubble rubble's the belt. Yeah. |
*The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny happens*
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown#start *The sword becomes the champion in the end* |
*Skippord reforms like the villian from Terminator 2 and Hits a vicious spear on the sword off a scaffold FTW*
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*sews shoulder up*
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*Inspector Gadget extends his mighty extendo pen, "is that what it's called" skippord says as the pen writes "lost" on Skippord. IG is proclaimed champion*
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RKO ON THUMB TACS! RKO4LIFE NEW CHAMP -POSES WITH BELT-
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*Skippord hits a running powerbomb off the top rope while RKO4LIFE is posing FTW*
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