Raw Thread 4/17/06 "Crisis Sucks"
 

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/tou.../29062/2551506

Last week, it was Triple H seething after being hit with an FU, while Edge tapped out from the agony of the STFU. What will The Champ’s Backlash opponents have to say for themselves this week on RAW?
Last Monday, Rob Van Dam and Shelton Benjamin traded match proposals. Will they settle their differences this week on RAW? And Trish turned the tables by becoming Mickie’s “obsessed fan.” How will the psycho Women’s Champion respond to Trish’s unexpected behavior?
And none other than Good Ole J.R. will interview Chavo Guerrero, who quit after an emotional match recently on RAW. What will Chavo have to say now that he’s had time to reflect?
All this and much more on Monday Night RAW (9/8 CT; USA Network).

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Thread title FTW.

Nervous Ferret FINALLY makes his return, to the RAW thread.

*hoping for entertaining promo beginning of show*

*Hoping for entertaining match beginning of show*

They rarely have a match to start the night.

by the way, Finally Azriel has come back to the RAW thread. WOOO!!

Which thread are we using tonight? But seeing as how Savior has the post lead and rep. This seems fine.

I have a problem with the Thread title...

Fucking stupid TSN. Delayed to 9:30.

So, is Chavo going to set JR on fire? :lol:

Doubt it. But I wouldn't mind seeing Undertaker lightning. BTW. RAW is in St. Louis tonight. What are the odds orton will drop by?:roll:

Or Nelly...:shifty:

I would say very very low.

And here we go.

THE POWER... IS BACK!

*yawn*

Here we go!

Vince going to call out God tonight?

oh. it's vince. *changes channel*

Getting the ball rolling with Vince eh.

Well, I guess I get to keep on dreaming (of actual wrestling kicking off RAW) for another week.

Yeah, weak.

Really. What's it like?

so when does bischoff come back time to send vince backstage.

... seriously, Russo is in the back, isn't it?

he's in a chair, with a bottle of beam... writing this as it happens...

Does this remind me of a bad (is there another kind?) Family Guy joke?

"Hey Brian, remember that time I was Moses?"

Crowd is sorta dead on this segment.

boring boring boring ha ha ha

:rofl: @ "Boring" chants!

:blah:

I thought he would have used my Photoshop decending on his chair. :shifty:

You know that McMahonisim will probably become the next scientology...

Come on Shawn, save this segment

*crash boom*

GONG.

Michaels is such a fucking hypocrite...

Well.....He got struck down.

lameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

New shirt? :heart:

Thank you Shawn

I was really expecting a "lightning bolt" to stike him.

It had some funny moments....but pretty...well...BORING!

Balloons. Where they come from?

DX!!!

*rolls eyes* not even GOD could have saved that segment.

My guess is JBL's US Title celebration. Tonight is a Supershow and they always do SmackDown! first. (Unless it's on the west coast.)

The Con Man on RAW

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I don't know. I've heard good things about His promo skills.

That m&m's commercial made me hungry...gonna go get some easter candy.

LMAO @ Trips.

Every time Vince & HHH do a backstage segment, I always get this weird flash of R.J. Fletcher's son from "UHF."

"But Daaaaaaaaaaaaaad!"

Should be interesting.

What, no Fag Squad?

Conway FTW!

Here comes Kane.

well, who didn't see that handicapped match coming? :roll:

lol I thought that was God for a minute.

lol. poor conway. he'll never get a break.

Well, at least Conway doesn't look like Buff Bagwell anymore.

Crap. I didn't press "Post Quick Reply" soon enough. Now it looks like I was commenting on the fact that Kane was coming to the ring instead of correctly predicting that Kane was about to come out and squash Conway.

No, but we get the coming of the May 19th.

I wonder if we will ever find out who the 'voices' are coming from.

It's psycho Kane

So what's the storyline with Kane. We ever come up with a logical explaniation yet on this and the release of his movie?

:roll:

Kane, WTF?

lol I see a great caption pic right there...

"DOES KANE HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH?!"

THE BIG SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

lol @ the pants...

lol @ Show in pants

Lillian likes it rough, I betcha.

TSN just switched to Relax-O-Vision earlier....

What, is "May 19th" the secret word in Pee-Wee's Playhouse this week?

LOL! Big Slow rules in scenes like this.

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Well. That's 20 minutes of my life wasted.

It's when See No Evil debuts and apparently Kane did something on that date.

It no doubt has something to do with a car, a shovel, and a girl named "Katie".

Kane trailer on unlimted

Even though this is weird, its good seeing psycho Kane again

MAY 19th!!

Maybe that's

MAY 19th!!

Maybe that's when Kane sucked Vince's dick last year to get that push he eventually got...or something.

btw Happy Belated Birthday darkpower

For some reason I see this leading up to him putting the mask back on. At least for a short while.

Prehapse they'll have a "shaddowy" figure start attacking people, then we finally see him in the light and it's Kane in his mask and old attire.

Double post... So here's betting that Chavo goes crazy in this interview and brings back his toy horse. What's his name again?

as long as the Fake Katie Vick funeral scene is played again,
i am for this entire thing.

Getting ready for the interview.

OOH! LETS PLAY THE CHAVO GAME.

everytime someone says "Eddie", drink.

READY! Go!

Chavo/JR interview

Kane bought a Ford Escort on may 19th

Oh, sorry about all those posts. The quick reply button went psycho on me.

Chavo: "maybe i should be a wrestler man, maybe i should go back to the car wash, i quit man!"

BAHGAWD I miss JR

Hey, if Chavo quit why is he even here? Doesn't quitting mean that he can never come back and can't get on TV?

I see some lighter fluid in the background.....

Chavo is just one big disappointment.

I think you're going to get drunk then Jimmy

Something tells me that he is going to say that he didn't quit the WWE, but RAW, and he signed with SmackDown or something.

*SOB* oh boohoohoo.

Next week:

Chavo: You want a churro? It's made with lard.

"Why Uncle, why lend your strength to Rey Mysterio, and not me?"