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Vermaat 04-28-2006 08:51 PM

The Great Khali - Not So Great!
 
I don't understand the point in WWE bringing in The Great Khali. This guy seems to have no skill in wrestling and he isn't even that big! Henry was doing great with a great feud with Taker and WWE just swing him aside and bring in this Great Khali who has no skill. He isn't even as big as he was said to be.

I'm guessing this guy will be fired soon but sometimes I don't understand what the WWE is doing.

shawn112233 04-28-2006 08:54 PM

While, the wrestling skill statement seems true, you can't really say that he isn't big. He's approximately double the size of our current World Heavyweight Champion. :shifty:

Xero 04-28-2006 08:59 PM

So I guess what you're trying to say is that this is MAKE IT OR BREAK IT for The Great Khali!

Vermaat 04-28-2006 09:02 PM

Can't be make it or break it for someone that be broke lol. He needs to work on himself to make it first, lol.

Xero 04-28-2006 09:04 PM

Maybe you're just one of those bad apples who thinks he's horrible.

I personally think he's the next big thing. I mean it. He could go to a 2 hour draw with Kurt Angle in his prime and not even break a sweat.

Kane Knight 04-28-2006 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shawn112233
While, the wrestling skill statement seems true, you can't really say that he isn't big. He's approximately four times the size of our current World Heavyweight Champion. :shifty:


Kane Knight 04-28-2006 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vermaat
Can't be make it or break it for someone that be broke lol. He needs to work on himself to make it first, lol.

Yeah, the guy's in a feud with the Undertaker, which is instant main event status, and he needs to work at it. :lol:

Mister Sinister 04-28-2006 09:23 PM

Is this guy, like the guy that was in the Longest Yard? sorta looks like it

Blitz 04-28-2006 09:31 PM

Yeah that's him.

Kane Knight 04-28-2006 09:33 PM

Yeah, it's the same guy as that.

FourFifty 04-28-2006 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vermaat
Henry was doing great with a great

*ahem*

















BULLSHIT!!!
That is all.

Gerard 04-28-2006 10:23 PM

Not even that big? yeah 7 foot 2 and about 400lbs is oviously pretty tiny. :roll:

Xero 04-28-2006 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerard
Not even that big? yeah 7 foot 2 and about 400lbs is oviously pretty tiny. :roll:

He means in relative terms.

You know, a house is gigantic compared to Khali.

Kane Knight 04-28-2006 10:47 PM

He sucks as a wrestler. Unlike John Cena, who's brilliant in the ring...:rofl:

Savio 04-28-2006 11:13 PM

He's no Hassan thats for sure.

Kane Knight 04-28-2006 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savior
He's no Hassan thats for sure.

RSABYER! ROW DAB HUGH DOPT DA BREAT GHALI!

Xero 04-28-2006 11:40 PM

What the fuck does he speak anyway? Hindu or does he just babble? Because the way he says it it's like he only knows his name and is just spitting out random sounds.

94 SVT Cobra 04-28-2006 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126
What the fuck does he speak anyway? Hindu or does he just babble? Because the way he says it it's like he only knows his name and is just spitting out random sounds.

charcters like that always scared the shit outta me, but only when they looked like monsters in addition to sounding like one...i think andres the only one who REALLY had the voice to match his size and make him scary, but even then that was english sorta. Not that im sayin kane and big show arent scary, just not as scary

Kane Knight 04-28-2006 11:48 PM

He was raised by retarded pandas.

Skippord 04-29-2006 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126
What the fuck does he speak anyway? Hindu or does he just babble? Because the way he says it it's like he only knows his name and is just spitting out random sounds.

Sounds like someone kicked him in the throat

Xero 04-29-2006 12:26 AM

His voice is fine, he's got an Andre-like voice.

Dorkchop 04-29-2006 12:46 AM

He has a very flat ass. Yes I noticed that right away.

I'll see how he's in the ring before I come to a conclusion about him.

Mayo 04-29-2006 01:36 AM

He definitely has the potential to become an Andre type wrestler. Andre was pretty damn funny and had a lot of charisma though which I don't know if Khali can match, but just in presence alone he is pretty close.

Kane Knight 04-29-2006 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dorkchop
I'll see how he's in the ring before I come to a conclusion about him.

:roll:


Why do that when you can whine about him first?

Shadow 04-29-2006 01:53 AM

Why aren't you banned yet?

Mr. JL 04-29-2006 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dorkchop
He has a very flat ass.

LOL:wtf:

.44 Magdalene 04-29-2006 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadow
Why aren't you banned yet?


Shadow 04-29-2006 03:15 AM

There is but one paragraph to answer Mr. Vermaat.

Mr. Vermaat, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Skippord 04-29-2006 03:41 AM

Ok a simple "no" would've been just fine

Corkscrewed 04-29-2006 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shawn112233
While, the wrestling skill statement seems true, you can't really say that he isn't big. He's approximately four times the size of our current World Heavyweight Champion. :shifty:

If you're talking body volume, that's actually more accurate.

TerranRich 04-29-2006 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadow
There is but one paragraph to answer Mr. Vermaat.

Mr. Vermaat, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap.

Corporate Gr8 One 04-29-2006 11:58 PM

What!

Schoenauer 04-30-2006 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vermaat
I don't understand the point in WWE bringing in The Great Khali. This guy seems to have no skill in wrestling and he isn't even that big! Henry was doing great with a great feud with Taker and WWE just swing him aside and bring in this Great Khali who has no skill. He isn't even as big as he was said to be.

I'm guessing this guy will be fired soon but sometimes I don't understand what the WWE is doing.

Now if I'm hearing you correctly, you're saying Henry did great in the feud with Taker? Sorry to say, but nothing could save Henry from the failures in any of his feuds, not even Doug Basham could save Henry.

Volare 04-30-2006 10:42 AM

wasn't kahli the one who did Funaki's "Indeed!" voice? lol

Kane Knight 04-30-2006 11:01 AM

As Funaki was legible...:p

Volare 04-30-2006 01:32 PM

honestly Kahli gets me excited like Sandman putting on a wrestling clinic


IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN!!!

Batsu 05-01-2006 12:46 AM

Well, no matter what you think... Vermaat is right about one thing:


KHALI SUCKS

He can't talk worth a crap. (Hence, Daivari)
He can't wrestle, or even "HOSS" wrestle.
And to top it off, no LEEEIEEEEIIIILLYAAAALEEEEILLYYAAAA music.

OssMan 05-01-2006 12:55 AM

That guy rocks

TerranRich 05-01-2006 01:03 AM

BRBBRRAAOOORBRBROROOORBRBRURURBABREEEEBRBROROOEEBRBAPROE KHALI BRBRROAOAORBRBRBRRIEBRIROROR!OO!!!!

BRUUUUPP!!

The Heat 05-01-2006 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight
He sucks as a wrestler. Unlike John Cena, who's brilliant in the ring...:rofl:

:wtf: Even comparing Khali with Cena is the borderline equivalent to wrestling blaspheme.

*Your winner and the NEW Anti-Cena bandwagon leader: DOUBLE K.*

Seriously, as much as Cena needs improvement, at least he CAN wrestle[although he doesn't showcase it too often]. Khali is just in WWE because some WWE writer happened to see The Longest Yard and thought "WOW! Vince McMahon will LOVE this guy". It's the only time someone's been in the ring with Taker lately and looked WORSE than him.

Batsu 05-01-2006 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Heat
It's the only time someone's been in the ring with Taker lately and looked WORSE than him.

Mark Henry?

(even though Mark Henry >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Khali)

Kane Knight 05-01-2006 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Heat
:wtf: Even comparing Khali with Cena is the borderline equivalent to wrestling blaspheme.

*Your winner and the NEW Anti-Cena bandwagon leader: DOUBLE K.*

Seriously, as much as Cena needs improvement, at least he CAN wrestle[although he doesn't showcase it too often]. Khali is just in WWE because some WWE writer happened to see The Longest Yard and thought "WOW! Vince McMahon will LOVE this guy". It's the only time someone's been in the ring with Taker lately and looked WORSE than him.

Mark Twain once said, "the man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read good books."

I would assert that the man who does not wrestle good matches has no advantage over the guy who cannot wrestle good matches.

Plus, what has Khali done in the ring? Wrestle any matches? Oh yeah. He clubbed a guy and tore open a turbuckle. :lol: Good grounds to call him a horrible wrestler.

Kane Knight 05-01-2006 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Heat
*Your winner and the NEW Anti-Cena bandwagon leader: DOUBLE K.*

I'm taking shots at the mental midget who posted this topic, who believes John Cena is the greatest wrestler ever and Rey Mysterio is innovative in his current state and all the other cruisers are lazy.

neuicon 05-01-2006 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vermaat
I don't understand the point in WWE bringing in The Great Khali. This guy seems to have no skill in wrestling and he isn't even that big! Henry was doing great with a great feud with Taker and WWE just swing him aside and bring in this Great Khali who has no skill. He isn't even as big as he was said to be.

I'm guessing this guy will be fired soon but sometimes I don't understand what the WWE is doing.

LOL!! Henry!? A great fued!? No fucking way... ...all that fat fuck does is cause injuries to others and waste space. When Henry started he signed a 10 year deal. It ends this year, and there is NOOOOO way WWE is signing him again. Which is obvious since he kept getting sent back to OVW for development, which of course is impossible.

I mean what you say is like those people who say Mickie James sucks because she is a nobody and just won the title. Well, Mickie (Whom is very fucking hot), has a long wrestling background and was even in TNA...

Well, Khali, has a background, too, and the reason you don't see him fighting often, is because Undertaker is always taking time off. The guys legs cramp every match for Christ's sake!! They outta let him go, since his character has nooooo way of going original again.

WM: Walker Texas 'Taker!? LOL!! Those fucking gloves and now the tights!? No fucking way. He doesn't do it right anymore...

tucsonspeed6 05-02-2006 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corkscrewed
If you're talking body volume, that's actually more accurate.

Yes, but the surface area to volume ratio changes quite dramatically with a significant increase in size, and as we all know, surface area to volume ratios are a good indicator of relative strength. Why, a single Rey Mysterio could probably lift 50 times its own weight, while a Great Khali has trouble lifting a single Big Show just inchs from the ground!

Kane Knight 05-02-2006 05:10 PM

Mysterio has the proportionate strength of a midget.

As he's half the size of one...


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