Wrestling nerds
 

Inspired by the May 19th thread.

We are like the Star Trek fans of sports/pseudo-sports. Think about it.


A lot of us watch every week, even if it's shit.

We dress up when we go to events and take signs.

We write out pages of storylines and angles for fantasy purposes.

We play games that can take that further.

We complain, bitch and moan about inconsistencies.

We have our own lingo.


Anything else I'm sure I'm missing add here to this thread and discuss the topic at hand.

You forgot the simplest one, we have our own term; Trekies are to Star Trek and Smarks are to Pro Wrestling.

Also, go read my response in the May 19th thread, you'll see while we may be just as nerdy, and at times maybe even more so, then Trekies, we have an much easier time of playing it off and actually comming across as fun.

Can you translate the above post in the language which we call ENGLISH.

The above thread? Do you mean the above posts? And if indeed your did mean the above posts, I will point out that both Xero and my posts were writen in very plain simple English.

Yeah, just read it. And yeah, we do.

A thing that makes it most eaiser on us is that almost everyone from the past 20 or so years has watched at least part of a wrestling show or two, and a lot were casual fans. So they at least know where we're coming from, regardless of whether they think it's childish or not.

37 posts and you've already been peed on. :nono:

You first.

Boys can play the "Boyish Charm" card, girls can play the "Just One of the Guys" card. It's win-win, and at least for the next decade or so we are all safe from social humiliation on the scale of Trekies.

I don't fucking understand what you morons are talking about ?

YOU don't understand, and that makes US morons?

Amazing

Interesting position to take, we are the morons because you don't understand.

Does anyone else see a flaw in this, or am I alone?

I see Destor and I think alike.

I don't suppose we could get a BatistaBAN in here...

Yes, you are alone. :p

Where is the Funky one when you need him?

Bloody stupid ******** don't know how to type bloody english.

Pathoiiiiieeeeeeeeee....

Being a Trekkie myself, you are dead right. Er, I mean...wrestling fan...erm...

You know you don't need to fucking stars in place of the fucking word "fuckers".

Also, please feel free to remove your head from your ass and not being an annoying cunt at any time. Thank you.

Can you kindly SHUT THE FUCK UP???

This coming from the guy whose Custom Title is "hellow mayte?"

You're saying that we don't know how to "type english" and you're making up words like "Pathoie"?

I think he's afraid his mommy might see him typing bad words.

:wtf:

Pfft, don't KKK me KK, you know I said "Stone Cold Beer Bash" themed wedding.

Also, a recent survey of religions showed that "Hulkamaniac" ranked higher than "Jedi" in terms of practicing religious members. Though Jedi did beat "Jerichoholic."

I suspect the reverse is true in Canadia.

So many Ks...

tut tut tut

bloody ********* can't stop finding out faults from the superior class. Kiss my superior S.

You must leave now before blood spills from my ears.

LOL.

Best. Retard. Gimmick. Ever.

LOL, I love it how he thinks he's going to get in trouble for cursing.

Fuckjerk cuntfaced shithead.

Okay, how many nine-letter words could he have put in there...?

My My Is this the way you ******* treat a superior person tut tut
I am not going to answer your threads in the future you un educated moron

Kane is booked to come here June 19th so it s looks as if he's not switching rosters

Does that mean you plan on leaving soon?

Also are you meaing to say threads or posts because this has been brought up before.

At least turn the fucking loop off Savoir. That is fucking annoying.

OH MY GOD stop being so FUCKING RETARDED! You make baby Jesus shit himself.

Edit: Nice delete KK, lol.

Can we ban savior for this? The autoplay is fucking annoying.

I stripped the player from my post and hit send, it SHOULDN'T have done that.

Yeah... I think you actually posted twice.

use your brains moron use the pause button you un educated moron. What will you people do without my shadow I can't leave you in the darkness and I don't give a damn to what you morons have to say...S-hole to thy rescue

DEAR GOD, THAT'S THE WORST MUSIC EVER.


But I applaud you for the annoyance factor. :D

Edit: You'd have to be retarded to leave that up for long. :D

We can hit the puae button, but we still have to hear the first few seconds of it every time we go in this thread.

On a side note I am so happy this made it to page 2 where the damn song doesn't hang out anymore.

Yeah me 2.

It starts playing every time the page loads. Why should we have to pause his shitty music every time?

Ban Savior, BAN HIM NOW!

Okay Savior, now you're just being a prick.

S-Hole, for cursing, Triple A is going to come and delete your account, so you better PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT while you still can.

lol, c'mon, Savior. Ridiculous.

Bloody morons can't stand a bloody superior class s-hole

BatistaBobmed!, wwefan4life, s-hole... They're all the same fucking person, I SWEAR TO GOD

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/7...0bmonth1xy.jpg

you should ban s-hole if you can his posts are wasting space on the thread.

;)


No, wait, I take that back. At least Vermaat was using proper grammar and punctuation in that last post.

As far as wrestling nerds go, I have spent an insane amount of money on wrestling videos and dvds. I have recorded roughly 70% of WWE PPV's since the mid 90's. In middle school I skipped dances to stay home and wath ECW on TNN. Just last Sunday I ordered some more RoH dvds even though I knew I had no room in my budget for it.

A wrestling nerd I am. However, my nerdiness also extends to MMA and certain fields of academia. So I guess I'm just a nerd. :-\

The first step is admitting you have a problem. The second step is taking stereoids, getting a beer bottle shoved up your ass, and learning a gay-ass "secret" handshake.

:nono:

Just in general.

You're mocking those who bust their ass to entertain you and everyone on this board every week? Interesting.

Maybe they should stick to plastic bottles?

Sorry, that one was easier than me after a couple bottles of Saki.

What idiot gave birth to this fucking moron? Perhaps a bloody ******* pathoie? Seems like it...

THERE IS NO FUCKING SPACE BETWEEN THE END OF THE SENTENCE AND THE FUCKING QUESTION MARK GOD DAMMIT BEFUCKINGCOME SMARTER BEFORE I FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND KILL THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF YOU YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!

FUCK

****** FUCK

********************************** FUCK!

There's an entire sentence there.....can you find out what I just wrote?

This ****** is an annoying **** and I ******* hope he get his *** outta here.

*Failed Heel Turn*

Im sorry to "interrupt" this thread but if someone can please help me get the topic button back its not there anymore?

http://tpww.net/forums/newthread.php?do=newthread&f=10

There is a temporary solution for you.

thanx I got it I had to click on a particular forum I guess Im still getting used to this...

Fuk Jerk

*marks out for Skippord's attempted heel turn*

Do you mean you were looking for the create a topic button back on the main forum page...

Also by comparing us with Trekies you can make the arguement that we're nerds, but you could also compare us (wrestling fans) to football (NFL) fans, and most of them aren't nerds.

-Both watch respected sport's/shows religiously

-Both dress up/buy clothing and other items of your favourite team/wrestler

-You can argue people "mark out" for certain moves, plays, so forth.

- In both cases it watching muscled up men beating the crap outa each other.

- Both fans will stand up for a favourite (Player, Team, wrestler) and argue why they are (god's, the best so forth) to the death

So on and so on.

Thats true of most anything that has some national level of fallowing, be it music, sports, or any of the many forms of entertainment. The difference is NFL fans can go to any bar in the United States and can find someone to talk football with, we (in this particular case "I") resort to to making 10,626 statements about it in an internet forum.

We are nerds, accept it.

I'll fully admit that I'm a nerd. I'm just a nerd who has good sex regularly. I also have an actual life. I'm still a huge nerd though.

Nerds are usually smart though :p

Fixed, and neither do you.

bloody s-hole mind your ordinary s while talking to the fucking superior 1na

God damn goobacks.

Wow, i just lost a few brain cells after reading s-holes shitty posts

IP CHECK

WWEFAN4LIFE ALERT

MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT SHIT FUCK ASS COCK GOD FUCKING DAMMIT POST BETTER BEFORE I KILL THE DICK OUT OF YOU JESUS CHRIST I HATE YOU WITH EVERY FUCKING FIBER OF MY FUCKING BEING YOU GOD DAMN CUNT I WANT YOU TO GET SHOT OUT OF A FUCKING CANNON INTO THE FUCKING SUN

FUCK

I feel like a TNA heel

SkippAARRRd!

SKIP'S GON-NA KILL YOU! SKIP'S GON-NA KILL YOU!
OHHHHHH-OH! SKIPP-ORD! OHHHHHH-OH! SKIPP-ORD!
Let's go jobber! LET'S GO SKIPPORD! Let's go jobber! LET'S GO SKIPPORD!

OOOOH IT'S A SKIPPORD, OH A SKIPPORD, AHHH A SKIPPORD

Yes, and it actually was there one time so it got me confused.

Mop that floor! *clap clap clap*
We like clapping! *clap clap clap*
Skippord's emo! *clap clap clap*
Let's go cut ourselves! *clap clap clap*

LET'S GO RANDOM GUY! Let's go other guy! LET'S GO RANDOM GUY! Let's go other guy!

We're all faces! *clap clap clapclapclap*

LETS GO THAT GUY *clap clap clapclapclap*

RANDOM CHANTING! *clap clap clapclapclap*