Randy Orton is coming back, like it or not.
 

I like it. Smackdown needs some estbalished talent, and as long as he plays the cocky, arrogant heel that I love, he should be entertaining.

I bet he's never been so thankful for Mark Henry being on the active roster.

Randy owes Mark Henry.

Good news

I guess Vince would rather have shit in his bag than Mark Henry as his champion.

And frankly, so would we.

Orton returning?!


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. :heart:

Yet another thing we can blame Mark Henry for.

I dont think "playing" cocky and arrogant is a problem for the little asshole. Gotta love it when your gimmick is how you are in real life.

What did he do at Wrestlemania?

Hes meant to have called one of the "divas" a cunt and ended up geting suspended for it.

:y:

Shit in a bag or shit in boots? It's an easy decision.

I know its true, as he is an asshole in real life, but Smackdown needs the help, and I always have been a fan of his when he's a heel.

"You tried to keep me on leave
But no-one can
You've got some major injuries
You understand...

HEY! However much you pray
I am here to stay while there's no-one left
Now it's time to shine
If Henry doesn't break my spine while I call that girl a cunt
(And I take a shit on Hunter)"

Kane Knight you are an artist my friend

I'm running out of ways to parody that song. I think the only other themes I've done this many times are Los Guerreros and Evolution.

Woulda been more song-like if it ended with "If Henry doesn't breaaaaak my spine.....BREAK MY SPIIIIIIIIIIINE!"

But that's just personal preference. :o

I was going more for the "Take what's mine while you're burning inside my light..."

But the asthetics on your idea sound better.

Most of you are jackasses and are simply in denial about Orton being one of the best performers on the roster. Why is this? When did it become the 'in' thing to bash Orton? I would like to know. He is in the top 3 of things that make Smackdown even remotely entertaining (Along with Angle and JBL). I am sick of this senseless Orton bashing. Get your heads straight.

Actually, I don't think the issue is his talent or charisma. I think you are trying to make it about his in-ring issues as opposed to everything else.

Professionally...he's great. Personally,....he's an utter and compleat jackass. Thus why we bash him.

Orton is the goods. Only as a heel. Good to have him back

Exactly. Like JBL. No question, he's entertaining. But he's also a dick.

That's why these people love him. He's a dick, and people like dicks. And that didn't sound right either.

REST HOLD CITY!

Yeah Orton's an ass but it will improve the product to have him back.

That's why he's so popular in the showers. :shifty:

I trust the Torch as much as I trust a pushbike to fly me to Burkina Faso. Although Meltz has already reported Orton's return date.

Smackdown definetely needs all the main event talent they can get at the moment, it's pretty damn weak right now. But all credit to them, I think they've handled this difficult time pretty well, as I've really been getting into Smackdown lately. Raw seems to have too many segments for my liking, it's good to have an alternative on Fridays where there's a lot of wrestling.

So yeah, Orton's definetely a positive factor for the brand...on camera anyway. ;)

They need to bring back Boogeyman.

No way man he is so gross he makes me wanna turn my tv off and be sick everyhere when i see him eeewwwwwww.

Boogeyman= Ratings. You notice Smackdown's been down in the ratings since he left?

CONVERSELY, the Spirit Squad is saving Raw.

I know I was kidding. Boogeyman defintely catches the eye of the casual fans, and kids especially. I bet kids are probably Smackdown's biggest audence now, seeing as it's on Fridays.

On a rather annoying point, Smackdown is on at 11pm for me tonight. :rant:

On a rather annoying point, Mark Henry's gonna be on my screen tonight.

gonna have to wipe the grease and sweat off of the screen when he comes on.

:cool:

well raw had god show up..why doesnt smackdown bring satan down..or at the very least they should be able to afford judas?

Judas wanted creative control clause, but it wasn't happening.

On a rather MORE annoying point, Mark Henry is going to be on my screen with possession of the World Title belt in some form. (<-- spoilers for SD tonight)

It's not so much that, as when he told Vince he could be trusted...Sitting at the table with Vince, Taker, Hunter, Holly, JBL, and those other 7 guys...

Am I the only one who thinks that Randy Orton would be a great fit for ECW? Let's have a look at RAW and SmackDown! currently:

RAW Faces
1. Triple H
2. Shawn Michaels
3. Kane
4. Big Show

RAW Heels
1. Edge
2. Mick Foley
3. JBL

SmackDown! Faces
1. Batista
2. Kurt Angle
3. The Undertaker

SmackDown! Heels
1. Booker T
2. The Great Khali
3. Ken Kennedy
4. Mark Henry
5. Randy Orton

If Heel Randy Orton back to SmackDown! means the WWE drops Henry and/or Khali, I'm all for it, but I have a feeling it is al just going to get cluttered. Face Ken Kennedy vs. Heel Randy Orton? That could get interesting.

woot rko 4 life word homie shit n a bag 4 lyfe!!!


lol

No He's an Asshole because he likes to shit all over everything...Dicks like fucking without thinking it thru, and fuck when it's not the right time, and then you have your pussies, aka the divas, who like to do with everything there own little ways...

And if you don't allow a dick (JBL) to fuck that Asshole (Randy) then we're going to get our dick, and our pussies (purses) all covered in shit!

o_ o Durkaderg? :wtf:

yeah, what he said

I haven't watched Smackdown in weeks I didn't know he even left. But I like Randy Orton he's a great entertainer and it's great too have him back.

Orton is awesome!

Probably my favourite wrestler in the WWE.
He may be a dick, but he is the goods!

I agree with Alienoid... Orton should be in ECW. He's definately more than capable at putting on a decent hardcore match.

Am I the only person who thinks Orton is shit in the ring and out of the ring.

News: Orton is being suspended. It's the last straw according to WWE.
TPWW: He probably shat in a bag and called a woman a cunt. BURN HIM!!!!

(Two months later.)

News: Orton's returning because there's a shortage of good talent.
TPWW: YAAAYYY!!! Our savior!!!

LOL

Yeah, it seems a lot if people change their tune pretty easily, myself included as well. Their's still no denying he's a dick in the dressing room, but people like that always seem to catch breaks, as Smackdown is down on talent, and they need him back as much as he needs the WWE. If it wasn't for the recent injuries and further depletion of the roster though, his suspension might still be going on, and might not be missed as much.

Blah blah blah, people are so fickle, waaaaaa!

how dare people "change their opinions?" :lol:

I see the fickleness now. I see...the light! TAKE ME JESUS!