Snakes on a Plane
 

Who is fucking pumped for this movie haha :D

Indeed.

Watch it suck though.

:shifty:

rofl i had no idea it was a real movie

"pumped"

What a fucking gay word.

It's gonna suck awesomely.

Im so ready for it. When the trailer came on for X3 I went nuts, as well as 25-50% of the audience. I had a feeling it was a trailer for SoaP, and once I heard the snakes rattling man I went crazy. I really hope place out here has midnight showing of SoaP when it first comes out, cause those audiences are made up mainly of "hardcore/true(not sure what work im looking for)" fans who will applaud at parts and yell shit when time comes. And that is how that movie should be done, like Rocky Horror Picture Show to an extent. Or atleast that is how I imagine it will be.

Its gunna be BRILLIANT

This is going to be the most important film ever made

So what is it?

It's Snakes on a plane

1. i cannot believe that they would still even think to make a movie like this.

2. i cant believe that this movie will go to theaters before it hits video six weeks later.

Naw. This shit'll run longer'n Star Wars.

Snakes on a Plane: Episode III...Venom in the lavatory!

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Mine. Muahaha.

This movie will melt faces.

Has there ever been a movie that was a cult classic before it was officially released? Because Snakes on a Plane is.

Cobra Starship

This movie is going to be the next cult classic, and I'm already a part of that cult!

This looks like it will be the biggest peice of shit of all time. It'll make millions.

It could be good, but I don't see it being as good as the book was.

A plane, full of passengers, with a load of venomous snakes unleashed? Brilliant. :D

My brother is pumped for this movie. I told him he's an idiot. It's a retarded concept.

ROFL

chalk a few Oscars up for this baby.

Let's see. I'm supposed to let Mace John Windu-Shaft save me from venomous snakes on some mother fucking plane. He either better pull out a lightsaber, or risk his neck for his brother man.

I think I'll pass.

My friend Boots got me amped for this movie since 2004. I'm going to go see it.

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Send your friends a phone call from Sam

I really dont get why this has developed such a cult following

Yeah ok I get its an original concept but the amount of hype its getting is crazy.

just goes to show how little ideas are left in Hollywood.


I just can't wait for the sequel:


Cows on a Boat

"Get these mother fucking cows off this mother fucking boat!!!"

Tagline: "This November....Prepare....To...Be....MILKED

No way they actually called the movie that.

What a joke.

It's the most talked about movie since Passion of the Jew

NO FUCKING WAY

Nathan Phillips is in this movie. God he's been in some crap films.

Just got back from seeing, really enjoyed it. Really campy film. I was worried it would be a let down, but it proved its stuff alright. Crowd added to it a lot, lot of shit yelled out during it. If you are expecting some deep storyline with subtle foreshadowing don't see this. But if you want to sit down, laugh your ass of with some fellow humans and just enjoy a movie without looking for some Schindlers List stuff go see this. Probably will see it again this weekend, first need to see Little Miss Sunshine though.

I urge all of you to buy rubber snakes.
Find a cheap toystore, maybe your local supermaket, 99 cent store, whatever. Just get your hands on some rubber snakes! During a tense scene in the movie throw the snake in the air and make it land in someone's lap! It will be funny!

They'll be all like "Oh my gosh, there are snakes on this plane, and it's really scary." Then you'll throw the snake and it'll land on their head, at their feat in their jumbosized popcorn, and they'll be like "AHHHHHHH!!! THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY JUMBO SIZED POPCORN!!!! THE MOVIE IS COMING TO LIFE!!!!"
Trust me, do it.

One step ahead of you, 450.

I'm guessing it's a porno, right?

Yeah its a gay porn as the snakes and the plane both represnt penis's.

I went and checked it out at the early showing last night...I wasnt really disapointed it. I think that just like PapaGeorgio said. You should really see this movie with a crowd because they add alot to it. I believe that if you just sit through this by yourself then you might not care for it.

The movie definently surprised me with some scenes and the way the crowd reacted when Jackson gives his great line was just amazing...hell there were people that stood up and yelled the line along with him. It was perfect.

After seeing this R rated version im really hoping that when it gets released on DVD they decide to include the original PG-13 movie in with it because this movie had tons of stuff that would not make that cut....I want to see if the way they originally planned would of been better or just as good..

The plane would have to represent an arse or a mouth then.

This movie was awesome.

The crowd reactions definitely added a lot to it as the whole crowd was so into it. Samuel L Jackson's "I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE" line got like the biggest reaction of all time. HUGE POP.

It was mad entertaining regardless just cause it was so ridiculous.

Yeah everyone was expecting a movie trying to be serious and its clearly a fair bit more tongue in cheek than we gave the makers credit for. Its got a massive rating on imdb right now 8.4 or something, that'll probably go down but still, looking forward to it:y:

I really liked this movie...it was just so ridiculous I had to love it.

You'll probably forget the 'plot' or point of the story once the snake war starts too.

sleeper hit of '06

Awesome movie

Gonna go see it Wednesday.

Yeah just got back, fucking hilarious. Only good with a crowd though.

Just saw it for the third time....love it...love it....love it....

I was watching an interview a few minutes ago who hinted about a sequel....he mentioned that him and the director were talking about stories of Rats taking down plans in real life by chewing through the wiring and stuff...

Jackson said it could be "Rats on a Plane"

and hinted that a tagline for the film or one hell of a line for him to say would be... "Where's a Snake when you need one?"

As much as I loved it, I really hope they don't do a sequel. This movie succeeded because of the novelty of it, and if done again it would inevitably be viewed as "trying to hard"

Yeah, I never heard such applause for a line in a movie.

I was really blazed when I saw it and thought it was incredible.

I thoroughly enjoyed my experience watching the movie.

What.




A.





Piece.






Of.





Shit.






The only thing I can do now is go watch Broke Back Mountain and my gay-o-meter should be full.

Gay-o-meter, eh? I see.

It's okay. I gave him a negative rep, with the message of "Die."

If I could, I would make the message come true, without the rep.

Rep makes no sense.

But he should still die.

Awesome fucking movie.

I am drunk.

I didn't like it. But I never gave it a chance so my opinion doesn't really matter.

Seriously, this movie.... Ridiculous.

But in a good way.

I am a huge fan of terrible movies so this hit the spot for me. It's like they took one of my beloved straight to video horror movies and gave them a huge budget to work with.

I :heart: Snakes On A Motherfucking Plane

Me and my cousin were the only ones who marked out for the line.

And the rest of my family hated it

Couldn't have put it better myself.

Oddly enough thats what I said to them.

Hooray!!!!...Snakes beat Ricky Bobby.........barely...

Snakes won thanks to the early 10pm showing on Thursday....because of that the Snakes won....

Yo, fuck Rickey Bobby. Samuel L. Jackson will rip Will Ferrell's fucking limbs off.

Greatest movie about snakes on an airplane EVER!

And now, the conversation I had in the restroom.

Other Dude: So did you enjoy the movie?
Me: Yea! Dude, it had snakes, a plane, and Samuel L Jackson! What's there not to love.
Other Dude: Yeah, Talledega Nights was awesome because it had all of that.

Or it was something like that. Everyone else just looked at us. Seriously plan on seeing Snakes On A Plane 584305 times.

SNAKES ON A PLANE = GREATEST MOVIE EVAR.



Seriously, despite the fact that this movie was coined to be so bad that it'd be good, it actually entertained on the movie itself, not just the premise. WELL worth the price of admission, and the crowd reactions were FANTASTIC.

I loved it. Ridiculous but in a brilliantly stupid way.

Favourite moment -

The lights of the plane go out when everyone is upstairs in the first class lounge.

*murmurings from the passengers*
*continued murmurings*
then you just hear one of them go "SNAKES!!!!"

LOL BRILLIANT

FUCKIN' SNAKE, GET OFF MY DICK

SHIT MAN TURN THIS MUTHAFUCKIN BITCH LEFT

ROFLLLLLLLLLL

So the toned down PG-13 version would be better than the R version? :wtf:

No :nono:

Exactly.

Well no..im not saying it would of been better...I just curious to see what they originally planned this movie to be like. If it would of been any good at all. Because im sure they didnt just add scenes...im sure some were deleted to make room for the heavy R stuff....

Its just something I would like to know...The R will always be the best because well...with out Samuel L Jackson saying his line this movie would be crap...

Yeah, it was a lot of fun. SLJ continues to be the Fucking Man. Kenan Thompson was hilarious. Some nice gore as well.

And I agree with the bit about the random passenger yelling "SNAKES". Tremendous.

Also, I bet this will become like the most rented DVD of all time.

Yeah, Kenan was real good in it I thought. Was pretty comical when his brother had the high score in the game. That made me LOL.

"FUCK RANDY"

They probably didn't delete too much.

http://www.local6.com/news/9717727/detail.html


Two live diamondback rattlesnakes were released in an Arizona movie theater during a showing of the new film "Snakes on a Plane," according to Local 6 News.

Authorities said pranksters released the young venomous rattlesnakes in a dark theater at the AMC Desert Ridge near Tatum and Loop 101 in Phoenix.

The two snakes caused a panic in the dark theater, according to the report.

"That to me is very scary," herpetological association representative Tom Whiting said. "I would hate to be watching a movie about snakes and have a rattlesnake bite me."

Wranglers were called to collect the snakes, the report said.

No one was injured in the incident and, so far, the culprits have not been caught.

Officials believe the snakes were smuggled into the theater in backpacks.

"This thing is under someone's chair and they go to sit and they just push your foot in the air and startle it -- obviously all they got to do is startle this thing," Phoenix Herpetological Society spokesman Daniel Marchand said. "It's dark. They can't see you, you know that well. If it's scared, boom it strikes."

The snakes were released into the desert.

Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.


ROFL. Sure, it was a dumbass move, but I'm even surprised that people would go to this length.

HOLY SHIT I sometimes go to that one

Never been to that one.

"GET THIS SNAKE OFF MY DICK!!!"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

That is a line from the movie.

Pretty funny stuff.

Gunna try and see it tomorrow.

This movie was right awful, but I'm not surprised I didn't like it, I am Better Than You all.

This will end badly for you