LOL Lilian Garcia on RAW (really really minor spoiler :ROLL:)
 

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MRATS009<?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = AIM /><AIM:timestamp> (1:05:12 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: did you vote for me yet you massively faggoty homo


</B></U></I>mclark5e returned at 1:08:13 AM.


</B></U></I>mclark5e<AIM:timestamp> (1:08:25 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: no i did not


</B></U></I>MRATS009<AIM:timestamp> (1:08:33 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: and why is that


</B></U></I>MRATS009<AIM:timestamp> (1:09:09 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: lol did you see RAW 2nite


</B></U></I>MRATS009<AIM:timestamp> (1:09:17 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: Lilian Garcia lol


</B></U></I>mclark5e<AIM:timestamp> (1:09:48 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: lol yeah


</B></U></I>mclark5e<AIM:timestamp> (1:09:56 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: i missed her falling off the apron though


</B></U></I>mclark5e<AIM:timestamp> (1:10:06 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: i heard her microphone hit the ground


</B></U></I>MRATS009<AIM:timestamp> (1:10:10 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: lol I saw Charlie Haas run in


</B></U></I>mclark5e<AIM:timestamp> (1:10:16 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: lol yeah


</B></U></I>MRATS009<AIM:timestamp> (1:10:21 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: and I saw something white real quick fall


</B></U></I>mclark5e<AIM:timestamp> (1:10:29 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: i didnt see that


</B></U></I>mclark5e<AIM:timestamp> (1:10:30 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: damnit


</B></U></I>MRATS009<AIM:timestamp> (1:10:32 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: I was like, was somoen standing there


</B></U></I>mclark5e<AIM:timestamp> (1:10:38 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: hahahaha


</B></U></I>MRATS009<AIM:timestamp> (1:10:45 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: and lollllllll like 10 minutes later


</B></U></I>MRATS009<AIM:timestamp> (1:10:57 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: they show her being helped to the back in all white clothes


</B></U></I>mclark5e<AIM:timestamp> (1:11:05 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: hahah yeah


</B></U></I>MRATS009<AIM:timestamp> (1:11:07 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: I was like lolllllllllllllllllllllllll


</B></U></I>mclark5e<AIM:timestamp> (1:11:13 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: JR was going to ignore the whole thing


</B></U></I>MRATS009<AIM:timestamp> (1:11:16 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: yeah


</B></U></I>mclark5e<AIM:timestamp> (1:11:28 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: but he had to say something since the crwodchanted Lilian


</B></U></I>MRATS009<AIM:timestamp> (1:11:28 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: I thought it was just my eyes at first


</B></U></I>MRATS009<AIM:timestamp> (1:11:36 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: cause they werent saying anything


</B></U></I>mclark5e<AIM:timestamp> (1:11:53 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: fuck i hope video of it come out on the interesnet


</B></U></I>MRATS009<AIM:timestamp> (1:11:56 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: and lol Haas completely ignorfed it


</B></U></I>mclark5e<AIM:timestamp> (1:11:56 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: lol yeah


</B></U></I>mclark5e<AIM:timestamp> (1:12:00 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: lol yeah


</B></U></I>MRATS009<AIM:timestamp> (1:12:08 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: he didnt even look after he did it


</B></U></I>mclark5e<AIM:timestamp> (1:12:12 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: he probably felt terrible though


</B></U></I>MRATS009<AIM:timestamp> (1:12:17 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: yeah


</B></U></I>MRATS009<AIM:timestamp> (1:12:28 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: gunna make a thread in the wrestling forum now


</B></U></I>mclark5e<AIM:timestamp> (1:12:39 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: do it



For those that didnt see it, Haas was running int he ring for his match, and he bounced off the ropes, and Lilian was on the other side and fell off. She probably broke her clavacle or something.

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mclark5e<?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = AIM /><AIM:timestamp> (1:17:45 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: lol someone imed me

</B></U></I>mclark5e<AIM:timestamp> (1:18:03 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: and was like "dude did Lilian Garcia just fall off the ring"

</B></U></I>MRATS009<AIM:timestamp> (1:18:05 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: lol what

</B></U></I>mclark5e<AIM:timestamp> (1:18:12 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: and i was like lol what

</B></U></I>MRATS009<AIM:timestamp> (1:18:16 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: I posted our whole convo

</B></U></I>mclark5e<AIM:timestamp> (1:18:20 AM)</AIM:timestamp>: ha<!--EndFragment-->

gotta see a video.

Yeah, video

Video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=KjXvM_ZtH2c&search

BTW, can American cable/digital boxes do the rewinding of live tv like you see in the video or is it just Britain?

Only certain ones. It has to be a DVR.

I use my PC to record everything on TV, so...

I see.

Man, that made Haas look like a dick. I hope Lilian is alright, she's a great chick.

Does this mean there's gonna be heat between Haas and Viscera now?

I feel bad for laughing, but yeah I hope shes alright.

lol i thought it was planned. I was waiting for Vis to come out and attack since it was just a match between Nitro and Haas

Naw. It was pretty obvious it wasn't meant to happen. They went for quite some time without mentioning it, it wasn't really on camera, etc.

Wow he fucked her up

What, Sky+ you mean? I think it's called TiVo over there.

haha you can hear her maoning in pain for like 20 seconds :love:

I really do feel like a dick for laughing because I hold no ill feeling towards Lillian in anyway, but comeon, that is the most ROFL thing since Vader falling out of the ring

How the fuck does he not see her as he runs across the ring?

DVR or PVR. TiVo is a brand of provider of not only a box (DVR) but a service as well.

Same here. But what made me laugh wasn't when she fell (that looked nasty), but how after he bounced off the rope (obviously oblivious to what happened), he did that sorta Big Show hand thrust upwards and went YEAH!!!!

So to the untrained eye, it looks like he did it on purpose. :lol:

ROFL

You can pause and rewind live tv if you have Sky+. I hope she is ok though, I would certainly bang her.

RAW Diva injury update
June 6, 2006


Beth Phoenix and Lilian Garcia both suffered injuries during last night's RAW in Pittsburgh. Phoenix suffered a fractured mandible, and Lilian recevied a strained and sprained wrist. Dr. Rios was able to provide WWE.com with medical updates on both Divas.

Phoenix's injury occurred during her match against Victoria. Phoenix persevered through the pain of her injury to pick up the victory in her first-ever singles match. After the match, Phoenix was taken to a local medical facility and had successful oral surgery. She had a titanium plate placed in her jaw. Unfortunately for the newcomer, she won't be able to wrestle for two months.

Lilian was shaken up on RAW after being inadvertently knocked off the ring apron by Charlie Haas. Lilian was diagnosed with a strain and sprain in her wrist, but she will be resume her ring announcing duties tomorrow night at WWE vs. ECW Head to Head.

:) Now I don't feel so bad for laughing.

:rofl:

Beth Phoenix out for 2 months. That screws up the DIva matches plans.

I'm glad Lillian is okay.

good phoenix might need some oral.....ok ok ok i have a dirty mind


but the Lilian thing was nuts, you could hear that imfamous mic drop and all I could say is Lillian got knocked the fuck off the right L..M..F..A..O!!


I feel like laughing and punching myself at the same time for doing that

Apparently there IS heat on Haas.

http://www.pwinsider.com/ViewArticle.asp?id=18409&p=1

*Heat on Charlie Haas following last night's Raw.

Any subscribers could be REEEAL good right now.

you rang?

Basically they said that wrestling 101, when you get in the ring you have to know where everyone is. Haas was careless, obviously trying to show some fire in the ring. Being that careless will probably end up with him getting released.

...again.

Holy crap, Dr. Rios?! ESSA RIOS for World Champ! :shifty:

Apparently, they've run out of male wrestlers to injure.

Didn't Kane fuck her up the other week aswell? When he threw her down with too much force or something.

He clearly sees her as he stares at her the whole way.

Naw. That was her hand hitting the table.

Haas should get a push. His oblivious response made that whole video hilarious.

He could team with Gene...

Snitsky: Trust me kid...It WASN'T...YOUR...FAULT...

:D I would buy a PPV just to hear that

What an idiot. Everyone knows Lilian is the cornerstone of RAW. He should be dealt with thoroughly.

Haha, Yeah, Snitsky :cool:

lol

can't stop watching the vid. Even the way she fell was comical.

lol yeah it's amzing. Still not better then the Vader fall though.

that is gold. Just makes me like Charlie Haas even more now :D

Nah, hope Lillian is alright tho...

Personally, I reckon they could make this into a kick ass gimmick, sort of like Jeff Jarrett in the mid-to-late nineties, where he goes around abusing women

I went looking for the Vader fall and found something else but either way Vader does the job again!

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Yeah it was a pretty dumb move on Charlie's part. It would be common sense for him to have waited for Lilian to finish leaving the ring BEFORE he hit the ropes. But, common sense waved bye bye to the WWE long ago. :wave: I am just glad she's okay and is back to work tonight. :love:

:lol: haas looks like a total dick.

I think he couldn't see lilian behind the ref.

Okay, in his defense, I found this comment from the YouTube video:

Lillian was bending down, so CHarlie didn't see her. As Charlie hit the rope he had already turned around the opposite way, and Lillian stood up right when Charlie's elbow went over the top. Maybe CHarlie saw her, but probably expected her to be up already.

Makes sense to me. But still, kinda careless. You gotta have eyes in back of your head to be a wrestler.

Or Shocker's debut

new angle: http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...606939961062&q

ahahahahahahahahaa

Nice to hear Lillian on Head to Head last night.

Ouch!

From that angle, I'm unclear on whether or not he saw her.

LMFAO

Could this be the new Hassan-ing? :rofl:

Edit: Something like...
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Want to know what I think? I think---









OOF!!

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Ow, my wrist! DAMN YOU, CHARLIE HAAS!!!

Awesome.

Am I the only one who feels more sympathy towards Charlie Haas than Lilian Garcia? The guy is trying to make us care about him, because he realises the WWE isn't going to take the time away from Vince McMahon ass-angles to help him out, and Lilian Garcia takes her sweet time getting out of the ring. I don't have any ill feelings towards Lilian Garcia, everything I've seen from her has led me to believe she is a wonderful human being, but I tend to put the wrestlers before the eye candy.

Charlie Haas needs to give a badass promo on RAW next week:

TODD GRISHAM: I'm standing back here with Charlie Haas, and I have to ask Charlie, you inadvertently knocked RAW ring announcer Lilian Garcia off the ring apron last week, is there anything you'd like to say to Lilian?

CHARLIE HAAS: Yes, there is, Todd. *Looks towards camera* What the Hell were you doing you clumsy bitch? *Turns back to Todd* I am wrestler, trained to go out there and kick ass, I get in the zone, I run out, Lilian gets hurt and all of a sudden the fans turn on me. I'm a little offended, just a little offended, that the fans would choose a useless piece of eye candy that can't even pronounce Verne Gagne's name correctly, instead of a talented wrestler who goes out there every week and busts his ass for these very same fans! What offends me even more is that the WWE has such an incompetent Diva on the roster while my wife is sitting at home!

*Looks back towards camera* Tonight, I am going to give you fans a choice. You can either A) cheer me when I face Viscera tonight. Or you can B) boo me, confirm that you care more about a slut than you do about one of the actual active members of the RAW brand, and I will leave...for E-C-W.

Haas goes out and then dominates Viscera, and gets him to submit to the Haas of Pain (providing he can get it on the big man effectively) and then gets a mic from Lilian and stares at her for a bit before asking the fans what they think of him. I would so mark out for that shit.

By the way, am I the only one reminded of Armageddon 2004 with the Miss Jackie/Dawn Marie angle, and Haas walking out on both of them? He got quite a good reaction for his misogynist bachelor act then, it could work now.

"Making love to you is like making love to a wet fish" - Charlie Haas (2004)

"Breaking your wrist gave me intense pleasure, almost like that of an orgasm" - Charlie Haas (2006)?

If you booked WWE, they'd be in worse shape than ECW. I hope you know that.

ROFL @ the No Mercy version.