What is a Punjab Prison Match anyways?
 

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Probably something completely retarded

Definitely something completely retarded

I'm betting it's a variation of the Hell in a Cell. Possibly a cell/casket match or the double cage used for the Kennel from Hell match.

WWE said only Kahli and Divari knows.

Apparently JBL does too. Cause, you know, he's always bragging about wrestling in 80 countries and hearing the HORROR stories out there.

Of course, these stories didn't come along until after an "incident" or two...

:lol:

Incident = raping young afghani wrestlers

On a similar note, did anyone catch Michael Cole's reference to JBL's "incident" in Germany a Smackdown or two ago?

I swear, when I first heard Daivari say the match's name, I swear I thought he said "Poontang Prison Match".

It was brought up in a few threads, so yeah.

I thought he said Puff Daddy. But yours is worse. I mean, run-ins by the King and The Rock, battling over Mae Young or some sick shit. No wonder JBL's afraid....

wierd

A match ideally suited to both taker and khali where they can do the least work possible in a 15 minute or so match. (more than likely)

I don't think a Reverse Casket Match would go over so well.

I don't know about you, but 15 minutes of a Casket shaking with loud moaning coming out of it followed by one of them coming out all sweaty would be a bit too out there for me.

A Punjab Prison match is most likely shite.

I think that its a hardcore match that only ends in two ways:
1. You throw pee from a cup onto the other guy
2. You drag you opponent into the showers and "soap" him up
I could of course be wrong.

That is a funny image in my head.

I take it that you might have to put your opponent in a body bag. Not sure, but they announced it right after Khali did that to Gunnar Scott.

I bet it envolves buttsex

Buttsecks

Buttsechs

I'm not sure that means much. I think they were just mocking the Undertaker with it.

Isn't that what the Government called what our outstanding U.S. Soldiers did with those Iraqi prisoners?

Punjabi Prison match. You have to successfully handcuff the man's arm behind his back, put a sack on his head, then complete 25 seconds of uninterrupted urination on him.

Piece of cake!

I've heard that Taker's pee shy so this is going to be interesting.

No you strip him naked first.

From that little video package on wwe.com it looks like a cage made of bamboo/canes or some shit like that

your ideas were better

My bet is that it's a roofed cell made out of versicle bars (like a jail cell) that either hugs the ring like a steel cage or is big like the Hell in a Cell.

I hope its a match where the first one of them to lock up ALL the SmackDown! writers in the Punjab Prison for coming up with this stupid fucking idea first wins. :nono:

It's gonna be a cage match, made from bamboo.

So can anybody post some pictures of this?

Just go here: http://www.wwe.com/shows/thegreatamericanbash/photos/

it5s a good concept for a match IMO

http://www.wwe.com/shows/thegreatame.../photos/14.jpg

How did they NOT notice that sign?:shifty:

:rofl:

So liver problems makes your neck extremely large? :shifty:

No, it makes you lose your neck completely. Brock Lesnar still hasn't figured that one out.

From ehat I've been hearing, it was a bitch for people to see (Obviously only from ringside, less so on TV)

It was basically the Kennel from Hell sans dogs and roof.

...SURPRISE?

ROFL GREATEST SIGN EVER

not really, ony the concept of "escape from 2 things" is the same.

So only the main concept of the matches?