Official Raw Thread 07/10/06-DX gets the INVITEHAMMER
 

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Open invitation
July 10, 2006

Last week, Mr. McMahon tried to get rid of his D-Generation X problem by banning the defiant Triple H and Shawn Michaels from RAW at the Wachovia Center. But what he didn't count on was their ability to embarrass him even worse from outside the arena than they could from inside. So, after last week's debacle, the Chairman has decided to give DX an open invitation to attend this week's RAW. What could Mr. McMahon have up his sleeve for DX?

The WWE Championship is back on RAW. After pinning ECW’s Rob Van Dam—even though it was John Cena who hit RVD with an FU—what type of celebration will new WWE Champion Edge throw on the final RAW before Saturday Night’s Main Event? The last time Edge won the WWE Championship he threw a live sex celebration to ring in his reign as Champion. Does the Rated R Superstar have another X-Rated party planned?

And how will John Cena react to having the Championship stolen from him? We know Cena isn’t above taking drastic measures to make a point, as he’s shown up alone at ECW ready to take on their entire locker room looking for an opportunity to reclaim what he considers his WWE Championship. Now that Cena’s come within inches of reclaiming what he considers his, what will the Dr. of Thuganomics do to retaliate?

One thing that we do know, is that two of the sexiest women on television will be in action as RAW Divas Melina and Trish Stratus will face off. The bad blood between these two has been brewing over the past couple of weeks. Just weeks after making her RAW debut, the brash Melina proclaimed that she was RAW's top Diva and that Trish was a name from the past. The former Women's Champion has obviously taken exception to those words, and it has resulted in brutal physicality over the last couple of weeks. What will happen when they finally square off in the ring?

Plus, Mr. McMahon has to be reeling after D-Generation X seized control of the WWE production truck, wrecking havoc on nearly every aspect of RAW. After banning DX from entering the arena backfired last week, HBK and The Game ruined another Monday night for the Chairman without even stepping foot inside the building. What else can Mr. McMahon do to gain control of his company? Is there anything he can do to punish the duo that has made it a point to defy every order he’s given?

Also, the 2006 $250,000 Diva Search will begin on Monday night. The 8 finalists have been selected, and they will be live on RAW for the first time in Sioux City. What will happen on their "first day on the job?"

Monday Night RAW is the only place it will all be revealed. Watch RAW on Monday at 9/8 CT on the USA network.

I'd be very interested to see how Melina will do, but it probably won't be a long match.

I suppose tonight will be one and a half hours of boobies/DX, including the women's match and a half hour of RAW.

Vince better have that production trailer triple padlocked tonight.

So should I stay in to watch this, or go out and play poker?

Nah, fuck it, I'm going to play poker.

Hopefully this will be the start of some good really good Heel Edge antics.

Eh, he'll probably lose it Saturday

HOME RUN DERBY

LOL, I wouldn't mind seeing more of DX in the production truck again, that was good times.

Love Lillian's voice, but for gosh sakes, sing the anthem a little differently every now and then

I'll be in here, in and out watching Raw and Home Run Derby...in what I think is the most beautiful park in baseball, PNC PARK. Too Bad The Pirates suck but oh well we got a nice Ballpark lol

Hmm, Jerry not in costume tonight? Odd

Rated R for Ratings? We'll find out.

Okay, here we go. Ladies and gentlemen, it's RAW time baby.

And good evening everybody.

I heard that the Smackdown show for tomorrow sold only 2,500 tickets.

Vince is probably gonna get the jump on DX tonight, seeing as how DX has been screwing over Vince the last few weeks

I think I just marked out for Edge... holy shit...

He still got that damned spinner belt. Not good.....

lmao the front row is loving edge.

LOL, custom designed announce table.

Nice table, but I wish they'd put this effort into people folks care about.

Dueling commentators tonight?

Fuck Cena. =)

I love Edge

I wonder if someone goes through Edge's table. Note the Spanish Announcer position.

Cena/Shelton. Battle of the former champs, huh?

Yeah, probably just this match.

This could be interesting.

Notice the near zero reaction for Shelton.

Nice neckbreaker by Shelton.

Who gives a fuck about the crowds reaction, I mark out for shelton.

Aint no stoppin this JOB!!!!!!

Poor Edge, he's about to become a two time transitional WWE champion.

WOW. Nice move.

Holy Crap!

WOAH.

Shelton's awesome

I honestly don't think Edge will drop at SNME. They'll wait til Summerslam.

Ooh, mixed chants going on. I like it

LOL, dueling chants.

Now that was just wrong KK :lol:

Is that a Shelton chant I hear!?

I don't think there's a good reason to react to him right now.

There used to be. But, not anymore.:(

I'd punch Lita in the throat. Swear to god.

Why react for somebody when we know what's going to happen?

Look at the teenage chain gang in the front row.

Lita hasn't been too annoying tonight yet

Well, his reaction on some of these moves is as good as or better than John Cena's.

Cena is making shelton look good... wow.

WTF? Cena's a fucking douche. That was weak.

Okay. So Edge is going to lose Saturday. Nevermind what I said. =/

TP Dub sign

Well, a fair way to start raw.

Yay! Edge is gonna drop!

...To Cena...Oh wait...

Looks like no "live sex" show this time.

=) Fuck Hogan <3

Ok, that Edge Spear needs to ...DIE.
I marked out for the Edgecution coming back. That's the REAL Edge finisher.

Wow, 10 sec Unlimited segment. They need to think better things

Uh huh. 5 seconds of a pissed off Cena. Why do I even bother watching unlimited.

Well, they went right up to when RAW came back on the air for the match, but this one was worthless.

Edge is too forced and boring. I'd love for him to go back to being goofy. Or at least somewhat goofy.

I liked Edge's weird submission finisher.

I hate that Van Dam dropped the title, but at least it wasn't to Cena. I REALLY hope Cena doesn't get that title back.

I'd rather have Edge do a spear than Cena do that stupid "STFU" submission. :|

I'm sure HHH will regain the title shortly, maybe Survivor Series

DX is more so Rated R than Edge is right now.

Speaking of Eugene, Bisch's contract runs out this week doesn't it?

What's with the voiceover guy?

The fuck. Whose voice was that?

What the hell was that voice

Eugene jobbing to the McMahons? Come on.

Maria's out early

Maria:drool:

yea i was about to ask about easy-e is he tna bound.

Kiss cam this early......

The STFU is lamer than the Rock Sharpshooter because Cena just...does it after the F-U. Which is crap.

The STF-U wouldn't look like such shit if it looked more like a submission then a giving the guy a hug from behind on the ground.

Saw this match at Survivor Series and wasn't too bad.

the STFU is a piece of shit.

Ooh, Melina :drool:

After watching that ring entrance, Power Rangers popped in my head.

Trish :drool: :drool:

Did Melina raid Victoria's closet? :lol:

I just wanna say I love Melinas Pants.

So when DX interferes in the Handicap match, wonder if there will be any mention of how HHH used to be Eugene's favorite wrestler?

I like the Ugg boots myself.

Word.

Looks like we may have a live sex celebration after all.

LOL Edge

Is it me, or is Edge TRYING to be Jack Sparrow?

That match wasn't too bad

And I would love to be in Melina's pants

was I lucky enough to miss the Diva Search segment?

Edge is awesome.

Edge wishes he could be Jack Sparrow

Agreed. A submission should look like something not out of a gay porno.

No such luck Thunder

Edge wishes he could have 1/10 of 1% of Sparrow's Character. He's just gayer than usual tonight.

Yeah, I left after Shelt/Cena, Came back at the end of Melina/Stratus - did I miss the Cunt Search?