If you could ask Vince one question?
 

Yeah so if you could ask Vincent Kennnedy McMahon one question what would it be?


I would ask him when he meet new people if he introduced himself as "Hi im Vincent Kennedy McMahon























KENNEDY"

I would ask where the fuck is Shane.

"Hey Vince,







fuck you 2006 owenbrown -OB 2013

How was the shit shower?

nah seriously, i don't know.

"Hey Vince, you want the URL of TPWW?"

Vince:YEs, give it to me.

Why?

Vince, why did you push your steroids on Eddie Gurrero and eventually kill him?

"Mr. McMahon, are you smoking 'the pot'?"

"Can I Have a refund for the last 4 years?"

"Are you REALLY the head of the Kwik-E Mart?"

Me: Vince, whats my job today? :)
Vince: Your job :?: I thought i released you.
Me: No you didn't.
Vince: Ok then, YOUR FIRED! :mad:

"What the fuck?"

Are u wearing a thong?

"Any relation to Ed McMahon?"

"Are the grapefruits firm today?"

"Tell the truth, ECW still looked cool during the InVasion so you're finishing them off now. You could tell me."

Do you like it up the butt?

"So Vince, got any plans for future Bret Hart bashing angles? Gotta love pissing off those Canadians!"

Why did you keep Holly around so long?

Question 2: Really?
"really?"

How much a month do you spend on ass wax?

Why in the Blue Jesus is John Cena still main-eventing, can't you tell no one likes him anymore, no, oh well.

Then I hit him in the head with a folding chair and take his wallet, get my money i spent on PPVS since Cena came around, and leave.

Is wrestling fake?

"Hey Vince, when did.... OH MY GOD! IS THAT TED TURNER TRYING TO BUY UP TNA AND USING ALL HIS MONEY TO GET IT ONTO TNT AND THEN BEATING YOU OUT!!??!??!"

*Vince looks*

"Made ya look! :lol:"

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off

Jesus some funny things would be said if some people here ever met him.

How about

"Vince is that Brett Hart"

Vince : Fuck Where

"Your on top of him dumbshit, still screwing him over"

Who let the dogs out?

Why did you ruin the biggest sports entertainment company in the world?

Some of it is and some of it isn't.

"You?"

"Vince, I know this may come as a shock to you, but about 18 years ago..."

Vince: Aw fuck.

Are you vince?

Of course not, for if he were, he would have responded with...

"Wrestling? What the hell is wrestling? I working in the SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT business!"

That questions answered every week when he stomps his way down to the ring with his legs all bent out of shape, must have a pineapple lodged up there. :eek:

Why did you sing Stand Back?

Is he REALLY the head of the Kwik-E Mart?

Yo Yo Yo Vinnie Mac!!!!!!! When are you bringing back the old school AWA and ruin it like WCW and ECW?

"Why should I not strike you out of anger due to the past 4 years"

"Whatever you have been taking for the past 5 years, can I have some?"

I will never understand how he could fuck up so terribly having every single wrestler in the world at his finger tips.

Even better: You get knocked out a lot by internet fans, don't you?

Well, he would, if we could throw a punch like a MAN.

We just throw mice, keyboards and hard drives at him.

That's fighting like a girl. Or Shannon Moore.

You guys are hilarious..

Seriously..

HA

HA

HA

"Hey Vince, why isn't Paul Heyman doing more"

"Vince, why do you always bring Hogan back?"

"Vince, why do you always bring past glories back just to shit on their legacy and ruin the memories for countless fans?"

"Vince, why do you suspend RVD for getting busted with weed but you don't do anything to you when everybody knows you are on something?"

"Vince, how the hell did you get a church to let you film that segment?"

"Vince, why did you never sell 'Genetic Jackhammer' t-shirts?"

"Vince, what would you do if I told you Ultimate Warrior wants to bring in his son Destrucity Warrior Dingo McWarrior Shitacklessness Warrior III?"

"Vince, where are you going?"

"Vince?"

"Vince, wanna bet that I can find you?"

"Vince, where are you?"

"Vince, am I getting hotter or colder?"

"Vince, what are you doing to that watermelon?"

"Vince, what the fuck is wrong with you?"

"Vince, don't you know cantaloupes are much more fuckable?"

"Vince, how did you fit that up there?"

"Vince, do you know that JBL is walking up behind you?"

"Vince, does this explain his main event push?"

"Vince, shouldn't you use lube?"

"Vince, what is JBL doing with that rope?"

"Vince, are you sure that is safe to use like that?"

"Vince, are you sure that this will get me to page 3 quicker?"

"Vince, what about a pickler?"

"Vince, are you sure that JBL isn't a stickler?"

"Vince, are you saying that JBL is a tickler?"

"Vince, do you need some band-aids?"

"Vince, why is JBL pulling out?"

"Vince, do you know how fucked up that is?"

"Vince, are you awake?"

"Vince, how do I get JBL to stop walking toward me?"

"Vince, can you get him away from me?"

"Vince, *gurgle*?"

Vince how's that novel you've been working on....you know, the one you've been working on for 3 years...

So how long has Linda been dead?

"Where's the beef?"

37?! :eek: (easy rep for the reference ;) :p )

Who do you think will win between Matt Hughes and George St. Pierre?

What about Liddell vs. Babalu?

Liddell vs. Silva?

who is gonna win the Pride open weight tournament?

Who booked this crap?

Does this look infected?

CLERKS. Motherfucker.

I'd ask him: "Have you been watching Smackdown?

Do you like to "Do It" yourself?

Clerks? Really easy one.

"You sucked 37 dicks?"