Official RAW Thread (7/17/2006): Fallout and JEWMAGA
 

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Saturday Night's Main Event fallout
July 17, 2006


Tonight in San Antonio, Texas, RAW will be left to sort through the fallout of Saturday Night's Main Event.

DX will kick things off tonight, but there’s no telling what pranks they’ll be this week. If recent history is any indication, it’s fair to say it’ll be at the expense of Mr. McMahon and the Spirit Squad. Mr. McMahon will be out to stop DX with more fervor than ever after being humiliated at Saturday Night’s Main Event when DX locked him in a ringside holding cell after dominating the Spirit Squad.

Just two days after Saturday Night's Main Event battle with WWE Champion Edge, John Cena must go one on one with Umaga. Can Cena recover from the fallout of Saturday Night's Main Event and defeat the Samoan Bulldozer? Tune into the USA Network at 9/8 CT and find out.

Speaking of championships, Shelton Benjamin and Carlito will face off to determine who will be the number one contender for the Intercontinental Championship. Both men’s athleticism should shine tonight since they have both publicly said they should be champion. Nitro won the championship from Benjamin after pulling Carlito off the former champ and getting the pin for himself.

Also, one of the finalists in the 2006 $250,000 Diva Search Contest will be eliminated. The fans have voted, and someone will be sent packing. Who will be the first contestant to depart?

Tune into Monday Night RAW at 9/8 CT on USA Network to find out all the answers.

Guarenteed Estrada promo tonight. All ye shall markith.

IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME! I'm overdue for my weekly dose of Estrada on the mic.

So, Umaga goes from not even being on RAW to wrestling in the main event against the brand's top face?

WTF?

No Unlimited tonight?

Yeah Az. For some reason the link's down right now or something.

It makes WWE Sense.

At least its not for a title.

I wonder if Hogan will show up?

50/50 Azriel. They could have sent Orton home already.

And Good Evening everybody.

Yeah, didn't think about that Clock. Good point.

Yes, good evening TPWW. Are you ready for lackluster Monday night entertainment? :lol:

WWE.com says "Check back after RAW for more information on WWE.com unlimited videos."

I bet they are going to start charging for Unlimited now. I hope that's not the case.

DX yay!

Ok, so DX is basically doing a commercial?

LOL @ these cheap plugs

nwo sign!

LOL Miz shot

That so should've been McMidgets.

LOL, gotta love the DX antics.

Vince is still the funniest man in WWE - even after all these years.

I wouldn't blame Vince for being pissed. He might be getting kicked off NBC (yet again).

HAHA...i'm high as hell and this shit is funnier than balls dude

LMAO @ Shane.

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAAAAAAAAAAAA

So Shane, you think you have more athletic prowess than both HBK and HHH combined? Tell us, how many times have you been World Champion?

UMAGA KILLS PEOPLE... lol.

What are they gonna do with DX when this endless feud with Vince ends?

Paying for Unlimited? That won't go well

LOL. Todd screw up?

DIE TODD DIE!

*edit* Nah, let's rip off the new movie coming out: TODD GRISHAM MUST DIE!

LOL cruiserweight LMAO

Whaaaa?

I'm sure DX will break up some way and HHH will start hunting for the title

Cruiserweight? :wtf:

Wait... did JR just CORRECT someone? .... ....

Fucking Grisham

Hopefully a feud with John Cena - when he's turned heel.

This has great potential

Remeber, Todd is used to Velocity. ^_^

Carlito has a phat ass

It sounded a bit blatant, so maybe it'll be an angle.

Ya know, Todd's not a bad ring announcer now that he dropped the schtick and went back to his normal voice. Well, if you disregard the inaccuracies.

Shelts gonna do the job. =/

Yes, I'm confused as well.

So, are they purposely messing up there lines tonigt or what?

What the hell Korinkahn?

THIS NIGGA SAID THEY ARE QUICKER THAN HICCUPS..OMG LOL WHAT A FUCKING JOKE

You'd think after a decent match with Cena last week, that Shelton might get a little more of a push, but guess not.

lol. classic.

SNME Sucked. ^_^

Edge is going to run in, Spear Cena, umaga picks up the win - everyones happy.

So Cena's gimmick is no-selling things?

I was gone for the weekend and haven't even seen SNME yet. I taped it, and will probably watch it later or tomorrow.

No, his gimmick is a Salute.

It sucked HARD Jimmy.

Yeah, the promise land is Taker Vs. Show for the ECW title? Fuck you.

Damn, that FU on the table was the shit tho.

Don't waste your time dude.

I like him

Fuck I dont care about a fucking tornado in Adams County

I think Vince has neutered Heyman

Taker vs. Show? lol

I love how everyone quit the "wtf?! this is not ECW!" purely because they just gave up now due to the shit they've seen.

Vince neutering people is his vision. He got bischoff, he got turner, now he wants heyman.

CLERKS SNEEK PEEK TONIGHT. FUCK YEAH. (caps are gay)

oooh. trish. ^_^

That's -been- going on. The question is, what is Vince so scared of if he just lets Heyman run the ECW brand?

Probably that Heyman could make ECW beter than Vince is making WWE.

Fuck I dont fucking care about Wendi Richter beating the Fabulous Moolah

Trish/Carlito thing going on?

Finally Mickie is back! Hasn't been on in 2 weeks.

Did JR just say "Nancy Grace and a double latte"? LMFAO.

So three actual wrestlers, plus Torrie. Someone please fix Beth Phoenix, quickly!

...and I"m wasting post 200 on THIS???

There's a word I'm looking for about this match. Can't seem to think of it.......

Is it erection?

Surprisingly decent?

Nah. I was looking for somthing along the lines of clusterfuck, or boring. Anything within that ballpark.

HERE WE GO!

Mickie, then Maria. This is a good couple of minutes. :drool:

So I guess Candice is a face now?

Haha

I :heart: Umaga's manager :y:

I love Foley

LOL, he still slides the Melina lines in there.

Maria SO HOT want to touch the hiney arooooo

I hate this song so much

What is it?

So, is there going to be a SS match or not between Mick and Flair?

Oh joy, I already got my tickets, but I get to see a Khali/Taker match next week.

"I am Immortal, I have inside me blood of kings......."

*marks out for The Highlanders*

I love jobber tag teams

move along, move along, just to make it throuuuuuuuuuugh.


:foc:

LOL, thats a good one. Stuck on an escalator for 3 hours.

I'M ROBBIE!

Highlanders!

What the hell, Sandman got runners on base!?

In three months you will all hate them and call their act stale.

LOL, this could be good or bad.

WOW! PROFESSOR STRIKER IS A GENIUS!

LOL Striker is teh mang

Edge greater then Cena

Damn, does he have a new shirt every 2 weeks or something?