Worst Match Possible
 

Any wrestlers, any match, any stipulation.

I'll get you started. Scott Steiner vs A-Train in a 60 minute Iron Man Match.

that's brutal bout how about. Scott Steiner vs Mark Henry vs Nathan Jones in a Triple Threat Iron Match

that would be botch-a-mania right there.

Mark Henry vs. Rikishi vs. Big Show: Bra and Panties Match

Mark Henry Vs. Rikishi Vs. Big Show Bra and panties 60 minute iron man match

Goldberg vs. Triple H in an I Quit match

*salivating at Bad Guy's pic*

****gets hypnotized by Bad Guy's sig :drool: :drool:

But to anwer the question, I would say: Kevin Nash vs Hardcore Holly in a Medical Insurance on a Pole Match

Triple H vs Doom.
I seriously doubt that even Doom could make Triple H sell.
But if Triple H doesn't sell to Doom, in the end it's a victory for Doom.
Doom always wins!
But he won't win the World Title...

I think Simmons and Reed would kick HHH's ass

HHH Vs Flair in a bra & panties match :shifty:

Goobely Gooker vs. Bastion Booger, turkey on a poll match.

Mr. America vs. Kevin Nash for the WWE title, and a three year contract.

Maven v. Hardcore Holly in a, No Dropkicks Allowed Match

OUCH!

mark henry vs A train.....regular match

Mark Henry vs Goldberg...Last man standing...

Those two would cripple each other so fast it's not funny...

Wait...I take it back...:shifty:

Best match ever...Just throw in Bob Holly and let them cripple each other instead of the real talent.

Viscera vs. Big Show
Ladder Match

A-Train Vs. Ken Patera Vs. George "The Animal" Steele...a shave your back match

:lol:

Scott Steiner vs Kurt Angle vs Chris Benoit in a "No Suplex" match.

Just to clarify, I'm not ragging on Angle and Benoit, it's just since Kurt started in 1999, I have grown to loath suplexes of anytype.

Also, Scott Steiner and Goldberg vs Triple H and Mark Henry in a "Who can make Vince shoot his load first" match.

al snow vs big bossman in a kennel match ...... oh wait. that happened.

hogan v nash in a finger poke of doom match

HHH vs himself in a "loser loses his push " match

<font color=goldenrod>Main Event of WMXX - Elimination Chamber: HHH vs. HBK vs. Nash vs. Hall vs. X-Pac vs. Goldberg (Who cripples Justin Credible as he was making his way to the ring and enters the match himself)</font>

add in this stipulation "winner gets to cut a 15 minute uninterrupted interview

they keep coming to me

Bradshaw vs Hacksaw Jim Duggen - no clotheslines allowed match

This would be a classic! :lol:

Yokozuna Vs. Nathan Jones...amatuer wrestling 60 minute iron man match

Mae Young vs the Fabulous Moolah -- Bra and Panties match.

Good Old JR vs Jerry the King Lawler--Funny headgear on a pole...

I doubt either of their fat asses could climb the fu</>cking poll...

Who would announce?

Cole: (Whispering) ...Uh, are you sure I should say that Tazz?
Tazz: (Whispering off mic) You'll get fired if you don't..

Cole: *Ahem* ...By god almighty. Barbeque sauce. Stunner. Unprettier, what kind of human being, in all my years in the business?

OMG I WILL SAY ANYTHING INVOLVING TRIPLE H TO TRY AND SOUND LIKE A SMARK!!!!!!!!

Steven Richards vs. John Cena in a "You can't see me" match

LMFAO!:rofl: :y: :y:

Anything I say will probably sound lame now.

Cactus Jack vs Diamond dallas Page vs Theodore Long in a Shoot Out?

HHH vs. Hulk Hogan vs. Bradshaw - I Sell Match (I quit kinda, the first to sell loses)

Naked Mideon vs. David Arquette vs. The Shockmaster vs. Dink The Clown in a "King Of Wrestlecrap" match with Todd Pettengill as the Special Guest Referee. :y: :y:

Austin Austin by gawd Austin.

I feel like an idiot saying this...

Tazz: You are an idiot, Cole.

Big Show vs Ric Flair--Wet T-Shirt contest.

Batista vs anyone in a 1 on 1 situation where he has to use more than 2 moves to win

<font color=goldenrod>Cause we all know ANYTHING negative said against Triple H is the attempt to try and be a smark.</font> :roll:

Let the retards spazz out.

I was thinking that same thing.

Andre the Gaint vs. The Junkyard Dog -
NO Headbuts Allowed Triple Threat -
1st Fall 60 minute Ultimate Summison
2nd Fall Ladder Match
3rd Fall Hell in a Cell - First One throw off the roof loses

Giant Gonzales vs David Arquette in an Ultimate Submission match.

Sean O'Haire VS Vince McMachon
Inverted cage match.

Pretty much there is a shark cage right outside the ring. You have to throw the victim into the cage, close it, and lock it. After that, when "Come On" by Waterproof Blonde, errr... I mean the winner's theme music the loser will be forced to live in a cage over the ring.
Oh, and it's a shoot.

RVD vs. The Hurricane -- BORING

A Train vs Mark Henry - Winner gets to eat Rey Mysterio

Kane vs Undertaker--Limbo from Hell match.

Rob Van Dam vs Jeff Hardy X-Treme piss test (drug check)

<font color=goldenrod>You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Kane Knight again.

ARGHHGFHHSFGHFSFHJFLH</font> :mad:

Well, I would think that match would be too boring, it's been kinda of a match I hope to see, since they are both pretty talented, but of course, Dream Matches can end up being boring

Elimination Chamber
Big Show vs. Atrain vs. Bastian Booger Vs. Earthquake Vs. Mark Henry Vs. and the world champ ....Repo Man


Adios
Gooch Out

Andre The Giant vs Big Show - Shark Cage match

Mark Henry vs Rikishi - Loser goes to Jenny Craig match

Sounds win-win to me.

The stipulations will be win-win, but the match... *shudder*

Yeah, but it's for a worthy cause...

Viscera vs. Mark Henry vs. Rikishi vs. Big Show Wet T-Shirt contest

rico vs rikishi in a thong match

<font color=goldenrod>20-Man Battle Royal (Pinfall Eliminations only) for the World Heavyweight Title:

Hulk Hogan vs. Big Show vs. Rikishi vs. Kevin Nash vs. Mark Henry vs. A-Train vs. Scott Steiner vs. Earthquake vs. Typhoon vs. Andre The Giant vs. Yokozuna vs. Brian Adams vs. Bryan Clarke vs. Giant Gonzalez vs. Ultimate Warrior vs. Naked Mideon vs. Viscera vs. Goldberg vs. David Arquette vs. Triple H (C)

Commentators: Vince McMahon and Tony Schiavone
Ring Announcer: Stephanie McMahon

Oh yeah, and each of the 20 guys gets a 2 minute interview before the match</font>

Stephanie Vs Mae Young Vs Moolah Vs Bertha Faye

3 Losers get Naked Match! :eek:

Rico in a thong?:naughty: :drool:

Throw in Billy Gunn and you're on a winner... seriously.

Hardcore Holly versus Brock Lesnar for the title.

I hope bertha Faye would lose. She was hot

Giant Gonzales, Gaint Siva, Andre the Gaint vs. Earthquake, Typhoon, Yokozuna

Lucha Libre sytle Match

Triple H vs Superman, in a "man who is most super wins" match

triple h would make superman job :(

<font color=969696>Hulk Hogan vs Kevin Nash, Three Stages of Hell

1 - 60 Minute Iron Man Match
2 - "I Quit" Match
3 - Ladder Match</font>

Bob Holly is the Judge/Test Dummy for the Best Powerbomb Contest:
Brock Lesnar vs. Vader

Oh, it says Worst Match Possible. :shifty:

War Games

Hogan, Earthquake, Typhoon, Giant Gonzalez vs. Mark Henry, Rikishi, Rosie, Yokozuna

Loser never cuts another promo match
Mick Foley VS Ric Flair

Grand Master Sexy VS Jake Roberts in a Dope on a Rope match
Hogan VS Savage in a Hairpiece on a pole match
Lex Luger VS New Jack in a "kill the other guy match" (I would so order that PPV! GO NEW JACK!!!! I mean, Luger's chances are what, 1-5 :foc: )
Earl Hebner VS Nick Patrick
Hardcore Holly VS Brock Les.... Damn it! I was beat to the joke!
Ric Flair VS Rikishi in a Winner gets a bra match
Eric Draven VS Sting in a "loser drops their gimmick" match
Lex Luger VS himself in a closet with nunchucks in an iron man match

LMAO @ this thread! Archive this shit! :lol:

Viscera vs Bastion Booger in a G-string Stinkface match.

10 man elimination match(first person to get 5 pins wins)
Tazz vs Cole vs King vs Lawler vs Coachman vs Snow vs Josh Matthews vs Rue vs Teddy Long vs Marc Loyd

Jobbers Hell in a cell match
Funaki vs Shannon Moore vs A-train vs Bradshaw vs Scotty 2 Hotty vs Jamie Noble vs Chavo vs Hardcore Holly vs Orlanto Jordan vs Rhyno
vs
Rico vs John Heinreich vs Mark Henry vs Rodney Mack vs Hurricane vs Zach Gowen vs Lance Storm vs William Regal vs Spike Dudley vs Maven

Ladder match (10-year contracts hanging from the ceiling)
Eric Bischoff vs Paul Heyman

McMahon Rumble
Vince vs Linda vs Stephanie vs Shane vs Trips(??)

Who can make more nip slips match
Miss Jackie vs Trish

Loser gets buried... forever
Sean O'Haire vs RVD

The Big Show v Mark Henry in a scaffold match.

Bob Holly v Bob Holly...............oh wait

Bob Holly V Mark Henry winner gets lifetime contract!

Batista vs Brock Lesner

Winner gets 30 minutes on the mic match

And the loser gets...A #1 contendership shot.

So simple, yet so awesome. I love this one.

Scott Steiner V Hardcore Holly in a first for 10 pins and no belly to belly suplexes are allowed (steiners f**ked) winner gets to be in every single match o n next raw and loser gets main event spot at wmxx vs HHH.

Viscera V Big Show in a first to get to 300 pounds match.......... oh wait that would be entertaining seeing their fat asses working up a sweat can you imagine viscera with no shirt on swimming? Also the loser of the match must wear a thong to the ring for next 20 matches.

Mae Young V Vader in a Bra and Panties match

Hogan vs Ultimate Warrior in an Iron Man "No Clotheslines Allowed" No-Sell from Hell match

<font color=Silver>6 person Strip Poker in the middle of the ring match
Rikshi, Jazz and Mae Young V. Mark Herny, Big Show and Shaniqua</font>

Goldberg vs Teddy Long vs Triple H (Spell vs Smell vs Sell - three things they cannot do, in that order- Teddy obviously has no sense of smell-or he wouldn't be MARK Henry's menanger)

:nono:

Hardcore Holly -vs- Easy Fold Chair
Hall -vs- Austin: Beer Denial Contest

Batista vs Matt Morgan in a no powerbombs match

Bret Hart vs HBK in a screw job match

oh wait...

how about Bret Hart vs Kurt Angle or Chris benoit, in a "punch and kick" only match

Nash Vs holly. First one to break a muscle in the neck loses.

This match could be over faster than the Rock and Big Bossman's 4 second match.