A pic that NEEDS to be captioned...
 

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Orton: Oh come on, like you didn't know?

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Orton: It could be worse
Ref: How
Orton: It could be mae young
Ref: Thats true

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"Ironically, two years ago I was going down on the champ."

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Orton: Eh, it's a living.

LOL, this is fucking perfect for C-Fedding. :lol:

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Long before they achieved success with Evolution, Randy Orton and Dave Batista were a renowned tag team glass ceiling column.

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REF: No. Now you're too tall to be Kane.

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Randy Orton is baffled when the referee and the audience do not cheer for his new ring attire, which looks suprisingly like Batista.

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Orton: "If you think this is bad, Just wait till Summerslam."

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The updated Wellness program included mandatory genital inspections

Batista: "Uhhh, Randy, looks like we got some shrinkage down here. You been dosing again?"

Orton: "Who, me? Would I do something like that?"

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Worst... RKO... Ever.

:rofl:

Win.

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RKO: Wait until he finds out I left a turd in his bag.

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Orton:Meh a mouth is a mouth

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Orton: Ooops, looks like another fine.
Batista: God damnit, I'm not a diva's duffle bag Randy!

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"I don't think you lost your contact lense down there, but whatever..."

Batista:It is now

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So Batista walked in with Randy Orton on his head. The Ref asked, "What the Hell happened here?" And Orton replies, "I don't know, ref, I woke up this morning and I had this lump on my ass!"

*rimshot*

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MNM brand Superglue: Some bonds are stronger than a tag team.

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This would be more impressive if you could see Stevie Richards...

^
I was just thinking that.

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Orton: Fuck, I don't know where Batista is hiding

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ORTON: What do I do? Tell him "no"?

I was surprised nobody made the joke yet. It seemed so obvious I ignored it at first.

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Even with an assist by Batista, Orton has trouble finding a way to break the glass ceiling.

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What Randy Orton didn't tell everyone was that since he couldn't get to the glass ceiling he grabbed hold of the chandelier instead, preparing to destroy it, with Batista's head as the target!

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Sound effect: Duh-duh-duh-duh: Dun Dun daDun Dun dadun dun dadun.

Wah wah wah wah-na-na-na-naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Instant rep for anyone (who hasn't been repped recently by me) who gets this one...

LOL, Here's one that has to be captioned.

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SYLVAN: Sacre bleu! Zose enzyme levels ARE high!

What the fuck does the Imperial martch have to do with that photo?

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Sylvan: *Sniff* You're right. It DOES smell like ze cheeze!

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Randy O: WHATS UP WITH THAT!?

You have to fucking put [url] around it with a / in front of the word url on the ending.

LMAO. Best caption ever.

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Camera man: Why are you letting a man give you a hand job?

Tatanka: Eh, he gave me beads.

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JBL:Now I do like him :naughty:

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Sylvan Grenier: Native American Veterinarian.

Here's one more to be captioned... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/2558436/38.jpg

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Another reason NOT to visit Quebec... random prostate exams. :shifty:

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SHELTON: Man, I've done some kinky shit in my day, but I don't think I've ever got my hair stuck!

CARLITO: It hurts like a bitch. ...I would imagine. ...you're not cool! :shifty:

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Melina: Are you calling me loose?
Nitro: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICOLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAA...

...LAAAAAAAA
...LAAAAAAAA

Shelton: Damn.

Imperial March: Dun Dun Dun daDun.

What I said: And since it seems as though no one got it. Think Super Mario Bros.

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Nitro: WHOAAAAAAAAAA! I can hear the ocean! :eek:

God, I can't believe you fucked up the Imperial March and are still condescending enough to expect people to guess the SMB theme from something this incredibly vauge.

It's like asking "what's that song that goes 'doo ba ba la la da'?" over the internet.

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"Now look left and cough........:| I said cough"

^ I know, I'm horrible. Some days you're Queen and David Bowie, other days you're Vanilla Ice... (I got even more obscure, there...)

It wasn't exactly the SMB theme, it was a pitiful attempt at the sound effect from when Mario died, followed by an even worse attempt at the sound effect for "Game Over."

Queen and David Bowie did the song "Under Pressure," Written by Queen's John Deacon, later ripped off by Vanilla Ice for "Ice Ice Baby" on his debut record.

Where's the obscurity? :D

I know, but I was making reference more to Vanilla Ice's counting of Dings.

I figured that would be said first :lol:

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Johnny: And you wonder why I wear my belt where I do? OH!

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To quote Andrew Dice Clay: Little Boy Blue... He needed the money!

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Nitro: "AWWWW - All these months, and you wait until my head is two inches away to fart like that"