Official Raw Thread 07/31/06-Unstoppable?
 

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Will HBK be the one to stop Umaga?
July 31, 2006

What did Mr. McMahon say to his Executive Assistant Jonathan Coachman on the phone last week on RAW? While we know his plan was to have Shawn Michaels face Coachman in a singles match, what else did he have planned?

With Triple H absent from the arena, and the Chairman at his daughter’s bedside while she was in labor, the remaining half of D-Generation X suffered, no doubt pleasing Mr. McMahon whether he had planned it or not. Was Umaga part of the Chairman’s plan to destroy DX? How will HBK and The Game react to Umaga’s interference? We'll find out when the Showstopper tries to stop Umaga in a one-on-one match on RAW.

Also tonight on RAW, the Legend Killer Randy Orton will apparently debut his brand new show, Orton Knows Best. No one knows what the show entails, but considering Orton's recent actions towards Hulk Hogan and the name of Hogan's own television show (Hogan Knows Best), you can only imagine what the Legend Killer has up his sleeve.

Also, John Cena’s hunger for another opportunity at the WWE Championship keeps growing. He showed WWE Champion Edge that he won’t quit until he’s reclaimed WWE gold. The Rated R Superstar was distraught after Cena pinned his tag team partner Johnny Nitro on RAW. Did Cena finally turn the tides on his rival, or will Edge figure out a way to strike back?

The Diva Search saw another finalist get stricken from the list. Maryse Ouellete was the second Diva Search finalist to exit the competition. After the Diva Search Musical Chairs that took place at Friday Night SmackDown, the pool of finalists will be cut to five Monday on RAW. Who will make it one step closer to being crowned the winner of the 2006 $250,000 Diva Search?

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Mick Foley will be on RAW to address Ric Flair’s obsession with getting a rematch. The Hardcore Legend has made it clear he has no plans to bother with the “Nature Boy,” so what will his announcement be about?

Also, there will be a Triple Threat Match for the Intercontinental Championship as Johnny Nitro defends his gold against Shelton Benjamin and Carlito.

Plus WWE.com has learned Monday night will be the debut of Orton Knows Best. What that will entail is a mystery at this point but with the blossoming rivalry between Orton and Hogan, it may not be pretty.

With SummerSlam rapidly approaching, the answers to these questions are crucial. RAW at 9/8 CT, live from the Continental Airlines Arena in New Jersey, is the only place the answers will be revealed.

And it would appear, due to Raw in Canada beginning on the Score next week (one hour tape delay every week), this will be Blitz's last stand in the Raw Thread for the forseeable future :wavesad:

I can't say that I'll love you all forever, but I can say that I will like most of you for a reasonable amount of time.

Blame Canada.

Orton knows best?

You'll love me forever

Is there no Unlimited anymore??

HERRRREE WEEEEEE GOOOOOO

Gonna be a small thread tonight, I can tell.

Ummmm. Which thread is the official thread tonight?

LOL at Orton Knows Best logo.

This one

Hmm. No ramp on the set tonight.

Much obliged Skip.

LOL

Fuckup

Oops.....

What the fuck?

Nah Shane. I think they got a rookie at the controls tonight.

um, wtf?

Don't think so

*cue placenta dropping from the ceiling*

So come on, whats the deal with Unlimited then? Have they stopped it?

ZEE ZAMOAN BULLDOZER!

:rofl: we're not jewish.

LOL Jews

Where's Maury Povich with the DNA test?

lol at that pic

LOL Shawn

meh

Haha

LOL.

LOL HHBaby!

Damn. That's pretty much spot on.

:rofl:

LOL Shawn.

:wtf: shane?

Hahaha Shane

LOL wth

This is interesting.

Someone in the back is going to be murdered.

LOL.

Someone snuck some vodka into the production truck.

lol maybe it is a rookie in the truck

Technical botch?

Did HHH give his one-week old daughter "nutritional advice" that basically implied sucking cock? Did he do that? Or did I mishear?

LOL LOL LOL the production was so shite

Carlito wins the belt.

ya he did that's fucked :nono:

He did. He did do that.

Triple threat for the IC title :drool:

You do not have cock in your ears sir, you're dead on.

I completely forgot it was even there.

Im surprised no one has said it yet but who let Lita in the truck?

No, he meant sucking steph's titties... pretty obvious I thought.

Too much cock on WWE TV.

Booo no unlimited.

I think they originally fucked up with the music but then just tried to play it off with 'mind games.' :lol:

jesus, its going to be a long night....but a short career for the production truck.

I fucking hate the Miz.

they finally got Poochy a Telepromter.... Wow. "Jen" is mashing her tits to the extreme.

The Miz should kill himself.

LOL at Jen. All she does is copy Ashley.

I :heart: Carlito's shirt.

Eat Spit :wtf:

And the writing looks like semen.

Can JR stop saying controversial every damn time???

You see the whole "suck it" phrase when they say it means obviously they other thing. It's messed, horrible writing

Fuck off J.R. Shelton is NOWHERE NEAR Terrell Owens.

if you listen closely... you can hear KorinKhan in the background...
*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapvibeeeeeeeeeeeefapfapfapfapfapfap*

Yeah, lots of people duplicate a diva that stumbles across a planned promo and has been on Tv for 3 weeks.


worthless titties

SB=TO?

How long has Unlimited been out of the equation then? I missed Raw for about two weeks, come back and it's gone!

OW! Baseball slide to the head of Nitro.

Thanks St. Jimmy. I was trying to make it through the show without reading that name.:nono:

Nitro got owned.

nice from Shelton

I seriously would mark out if someone called a fucking Wrestling Match on WWE TV...

JR says thanks to TSN. Awww Canada.

Not sure, it's no big loss though since anything worth seeing on unlimited was played right after the commercial.

You can't NOT make the obvious running gag. It's a crime. :love:

Raw Thread isn't that hot tonight. Last week it was fuckin' booming... Say... Where the fuck is AZ?

Nice kick.

That's because of the state of Raw.

FUCK THE SCORE

Which of our Canadian friends are saying goodbye tonight?

God JR. Just stop.

it took 5 minutes into the first match for JR to refer to something as modified (insert move here)

.... OMG.... JR + Pop Culture = Don West Throat Warbles.

Nice spot right there.

Nice bump Nitro.

Me?

True but now the ad breaks are just boring. Raw is usually 40% replays anyway. ANYTHING that happens of note usually gets a replay.

WWE boasts about how much original programming they have to produce each week, but in a 2 hour Raw broadcast, you must have 25 minutes of commercials (a ridiculous amount), 5-10 minutes of old material (This Week In History, feud recaps etc.) and then when you add it all up, there MUST be 10-15 minutes of replays throughout the show of events that occurred only minutes prior.

I seriously wish they had room on the SS card for a Carlito/Nitro 30 Min Ironman.

Wow. Nitro retains. Fair match to kick off the show.

So I suppose we'll be seeing this match over and over for the next few weeks.

What is the Diva Search song?

I fucking hate Layla.

Does Nitro actually have a finisher, or is he just using the rollup/tights pull?

AHHHH. HOGAN COLORS!

We're going to have Diva Search bumps all night? Jesus christ.

Gee, I wonder who will win that match :|

I hate Layla El