Just watched the "Marine" trailer...
 

... and you know what? It didn't suck.

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/them...OSj4FVOSBfVXcA

The guy from T2 made a pretty decent bad guy. I'll probably go to either a matinee or wait for it to come to the dollar theatre.

HOO-RAH!

Little Kid: :love:
Skippord: :mad:
Kane Knight: :drool: :kiss: :naughty:

They have a poster up at the theater here. When I first saw it, I thought "Oh, they've already got a poster out for the third Bourne movie?" Then I got closer and realized... Oh. This one won't be good.

We disagree, good sir.

Well, let me tell you what I think about this one. Oooh boy, I HATE this movie so far. It makes me want to kill myself.

Save a bullet for me, eh?

I don't know what to think of this movie.

This film actually looks pretty decent... except that it looks like one of those films where the hero survives the most ridiculous things...

Just like John Cena's title runs

ROFLMAO

John Cena > Steven Seagal :lol:

Definitely looks like a stupid, mindless summer flick. Prolly won't see it, but it could have been a lot worse. The unintentional comedy will be off the charts.

That looked like one of the worst things ever...and that's not just talking about movies.

Well, "See No Evil" was the funniest movie I ever saw.

My oppinion of this movie at this point is neutral. I laughed at Cena chokeslamming some bad guy though.

Hey, it has Kimber from Nip/Tuck in it too.

"What happened?"
"A marine showed up, that's what."

You know, if the collective ego's of the drunk marines I serve at work every night weren't enough already...

Won't load for me.

Will prolly blow ass but could be fun too. Dunno if I'll bother with it in the theater though.

..That looked like rubbish. Reminds me of Collateral Damage.

I don't know why they'd be proud of that line, it's used by the Army and Air Force when something's been horribly fucked up.

Anyway, anyone seen the Big Hit? It looks kinda like that, except unintentionally so.

OMG! I cant wait for this! i Bet hell be a better acter then The Crock! If John needed to leve the WWE ID WAnt him to do this.

Don't get too anxious, you might hurt yourself.

Oh and by the way, S T F U

I loved the Big Hit.

Somehow I don't think I'll feel the same about this one.

I'll be <s> going to cinema </s> downloading illegally as soon as this comes out.

I doubt it'll be anywhere near that quality, it's just that the movie was hilarious, and many of the things in that ad that looked hilarious were done in similar fashion--Except probably not intentionally.

TBH was fucking hilarious. I'd laugh my ass off if the whole movie used elements reminiscent.

Yeah, the Big Hit was clearly not serious in the way it presented the action.

The Marine, though, looks deadly serious about it.

Was that suppose to be Cena doing that spinning kick?

Which is gonna make it hilarious, but not worth the 10 bucks.

I can't take Cena seriously in that movie. He looks goofy.

...just in the movie?

*cheap heat*

I know it sounds impossible, but he looks even more out of place in the movie.

Babyface Cena, definately not. But Heel Cena from 2003 would prosper as the wise-cracking bad guy in any B movie.

This movie looks awesome but I'm gonna be unbiased and say that it could have been better. However, keep in mind that Cena is wrestling and was filming this movie at the same time, it's pretty damn hectic to do both and I think he looks good and the movie looks like a lot of fun. John Cena has shown that he can act well with all his charisma and I definetely await watching him act in a movie.

Actually he took about a month off to film (I suppose the bulk of) it in late 2005.

I bet he'll pull a 5 knuckle shuffle somewhere. Or an FU type move

Just like The Rock. Rock always does a nip up in his fight sequences just for the wrestling fans

Hell he did a Rock Bottom in one of his movies. I just saw DOOM last night (because I am the biggest Rock mark out there) and yes, I witnessed the nip up in his fight scene with Karl Urban

I expect Cena to pull off the same type of shit

the action is WAY to over the top. I can deal with over the top if its an asian dude in a John Woo film, but not this. The only thing that would make me go to this is if the T2 guy said 'Have you seen this boy?'.

This movie is MAKE IT or BREAK IT for John Cena.

That's nothing.

That's when all the filming was done. Ergo, you were wrong. End of story.

lol when u act in a movie its not just when the cameras are rolling, its also getting ready for it, u need a lot of mental preparation and focus and it is hard to do that when you are busy wrestling and giving it your all. Running into a studio and filming for a month is not the same as being a pure actor who gets time to prepare.

Near 3 minute trailer, Cena says all of 5 words in it, and he's the star.

Think its quite easy to work out how good an 'actor' Cena is.

Obviously the script is poor that doesn't mean Cena can't act, you can see a mile away that the man has acting talent.

All I see when I'm a mile away from John Cena is a black dot....sorry...white dot that's acts black. Badly.

LOL. Wow. You just try so hard.

Actually it was 2004, when he pulled that "I got stabbed in the kidney in a club, and I returned with no scars or signs of injury" storyline.

I'm speaking from knowledge, I was in a lot of plays in high school.

Did you play the Baby Jesus? You know, the CHAIN GANG BABY JESUS, with the bling, the 3 wise man knuckleshuffle and the hip hop innkeeper?

No wonder you worship a fag. :rofl:

But seriously. The Rock did filmings on weekends. And he didn't even have the benefit of only showing up for one show. He makes solid action movies.

So your excuse is bullshit.

You're right.

I'm sorry but now I'm convinced Vermaat is actually one of the posters from casual sent in disguise to piss off all the geeks in the wrestling forum. There's no way he could legitimately believe that.

I figured that out about mid-way through his MAKE IT OR BREAK IT thread.

I missed the MAKE IT OR BREAK IT thread just like I missed the Superslim controversy. Dam my full-time job.

I just watched the trailer and a few things came out while watching it.

1. Why is Kelly Carlson in this movie? She is SO much better than this.
2. Was that a Pontiac GTO police cruiser?
3. Can T-1000 actually beat Cena?


The Rock's done it, Triple H sorta done it, Can't confirm on Stone Cold during his stints on Nash Bridges and Longest Yard.

So what's the movie coming out along with The Marine that will beat it out?

Shit blows up...I'm going to see it.

I feel sorry for you.

I love you KK.


Take me back to your cave.

Okay, but only if you wear the nun outfit.

yay!

[22:03] KK: That lyric I just posted in the Marine thread plays on the radio. Searching for it, I got half erotic sites, half infant hits.

...That must be what it's like to be Superslim.
[22:03] The G Wrath: lmao

Baby, Would you eat that there snack cracker in your special outfit for me, please?
owwwWEEEEE!!!!!
Yo ye pharoahs, let us walk, through this barren desert,
in search of truth and some pointy boots,
and maybe a few snack crackers.
OWWWW WEEE
Baby, you make me wanna walk like a camel.
OWWWW WEEE
Walk!

Who's in charge here,
where's my Captain's wafers?
Don't go around hungry now
The way you eat that oatmeal pie
makes me just wanna die.
Baby,
you make me wanna walk like a camel.

Say, you don't think there's any way I could get that quarter
from underneath your pointy boot, do ya?
All I want is just one more oatmeal pie.
OWWWW WEEE
Little Debbie, Little Debbie
I'm a comin on home, baby,
cause you make me wanna walk like a camel.

That makes me want a Little Debbie snack cake. Thanks a lot KK. :mad:

Will you eat it in your...Special out fit?

Okay, that one even creeped me out...

Look out The Departed! Look out Flags of our Fathers! There's a new movie coming into the Best Picture Oscar competition. And the name of that movie is The Marine.

Expect this movie to be in the discount DVD bin at Blockbuster in a week.:shifty:

And KK has started to become Superslim 2

No way, she's actually hit puberty. :shifty:

But points for getting to the Superslim joke AFTER I did. :p