I would mark out if...
 

Just a fun little game and to see what everyone would mark out for...


I would mark out if during Hogan and Ortons match at Summerslam Orton no sells all of Hogans 3 moves and makes Hogan look worse then HBK did to him last year. And I would also mark out if he went for the big boot and broke his hip.

If Paul Heyman went on ECW TV, cut a shoot promo on Vince, said fuck the new ECW, quit, and started his own company.

If CM Punk hit the Pepsi Plunge on Triple H

If Ken Shamrock called out Kurt Angle.

If TakerLover returned :( GONG GONG GONG GONG GONG

If while Hogan was hulking up Orton kicked him in the knee

McMahon listened to the people

If at Summerslam HHH turned on HBK again and joined Vince. Exposing McMahon's master plan that DX was a set up all along.

the Trips gets the title back?!?!?!11!/

If Chris Sabin used the Future Shock to beat Jeff Jarrett for the NWA title

If they revealed the father of Stephanie McMahon's baby.

If the lights went out during a Triple H promo, and when they came back on, Triple H was set up for, and got hit with, the Pepsi Plunge by CM Punk.

Chris Jericho came back and won the WWE title.

Chris Jericho came back. Period.

If Stone Cold returned and teamed with John Cena.

I would mark out if you shut the fuck up.

If WWE sees sense and "Enter Sandman" finally kicks in during an ECW show.

;)

If the WWE had a decent storyline regarding the return of Jeff Hardy instead of the shitfest we're going to be given.

If we have a Sabu Vs.Jeff Hardy barbwire match!

If we have a Sabu Vs.Jeff Hardy barbwire match!

I'd mark out for loads of things people have listed... but one thing I was thinking of last week... it'd be amazing if Vince were in the ring or summit, and EVERYONE started chanting TNA. That'd never happen but I'd love to see Vince's reaction.

That would be great

I would mark out if; Chris Jericho came back, if Hulk Hogan was banned from ever appearing on television again, if The Rock had some kind of normal role on WWE television, if Eric Young got a main event push, if Eric Young won the NWA World Title, if Eric Young was the one to end Samoa Joe's streak, or if CM Punk failed the drug test (I like him, but I would love to throw it in some of y'all's faces).

If Jeff Hardy wrestled with the lamp shade on his head.

If Raven makes a surprise appearance and defeats the Big Show for the ECW title.

Stevie, sure. But Scotty? I'm sorry, but keep that man and his worm off my tv.

If Chris Jericho returned to face Angle for the ECW championship.

If the Rock returned to wrestling.

If ECW was cut loose and allowed to wrestle a more ECW style

If Hassan returned.

If Michaels swerved us and admitted he'd embraced Satan.

The guy is a professional, a good performer, and gets good crowd reactions. All he needs is to not be stuck in his shitty ass gimmick. :y:

***Satan is a registered trademark of World Wrestling Entertainment, a Vince McMahon enterprise.

Vince is a pretty shitty businessman, but even the Lord of Darkness was an Austin mark.

HE still really is playing the same role, just with less emphasis on hip-hop. It's more a mutation of character similar to Cena than playing himself, IMO. But to make him successful, or even remotely not a joke, I think they need to pull him away from this S2H days. It doesn't even take much to do so, but as long as he's Scotty, I don't think anyone will ever buy him as a winner.

Thou Thinkest thine art superior? IT DOEST NOT MATTER WHAT THY THINK! Saint Peter doesn't care about your Asmodeus 3:16, he shalt take this sandal, shine it hitherfore, turn that sumbitch sideways and lo! Stick it straight up...THY CANDY ASS! IF THOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLALALALALALETH...What the ROCK...Is pontificating...

Only if they put as much effort into his entrance video as they did with Greg.

Honestly, I think its gotten to the point where a gimmick change really won't make any difference for his career. The fans, in my opinion have seen him for far too long doing the cheesy shtick he does to embrace anything else from him.

Now having said that of course, he'll make a heel turn, come out as an annoying, street talking, hip-hop media mogul and win the title.

Too Esoteric?

I lol'd at it.

No I think anyone with half a brain could figure it out...I mean...

Me: KK, your post is not a food!

Brian: Swing and a miss.

Denounce his hip hop "roots" and announce his country rock self. He'll call himself "Country Boy" Scott Taylor complete with Toby Keith music.

Well considering how wrestling fans are blindly patriotic, just like Toby Keith. Scotty would be a sure fire main eventer with the redneck fans.

Hell he could even reform the West Texas Rednecks and feud with Cena.

Tatanka could get in on this feud, which would make it Cowboys vs. Indians vs. Wiggers

RATINGS BABY

No, seriously he should've been released years ago.

To bne fair, it wasn't medieval, it was about a thousand years earlier.

However, I'm not sure I could come up with a better Biblical response to the Armiac Champion.

:y:

I'd mark out if Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan has one more match and Flair made it a shoot and showed Hogan for what he really is.

But Flair isn't a guy I would be scared of if that were to happen. That's why I'd have Daniel Puder come in to face Hogan. :naughty:

Yes I was....whats your point...

I'd mark out if John Cena lost a match, without foul play at all.

I'd mark out even more if that loss came at the hands of Chris Jericho.

I'd also mark out if Christopher Daniels held the NWA World Heavyweight Championship.

...I think...I think reading that gave me a hard on.

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In all seriousness, I would not be surpised if they made Jeff wrestle with the lampshade.

I thought Vince McMahon WAS Satan?! :?: