Regrading TNA
 

I'm not exactly a TNA fan but I do enjoy it more than Smackdown. I do have a question about it that bugs the shit out of me. Why do a lot of the wrestlers flip so much? Guy gets clotheslined, he flips; guy gets punched, he flips; guy gives a drop kick, he flips on his way down. I really don't get it.

Because it looks impressive.

That's all

It's in their contracts, noted as "The flippy clause, i.e. the Sonjay clause."

LOL I hate that about TNA.

Research has also proven a direct correlation between the number of flips Dutt performs and the number of wrestling fans who flip the channel during.

FUCK DUTT

God I hate Sonjay

I haven't seen enough Sonjay to have an opinion on him. Why does everyone on TPWW hate him so much?

Fox loves him.

Just wanted to clear that up, since he says he likes every TNA wrestler.

Sonjay is the man. Just MOST people on TPWW love to masturbate to CM Punk and Kurt Angle and their sexy psychology.

Hey, I like Dutt, and yes, he lacks that P word...But it's like Neo in an way...He didn't have any psychology in the Matrix but we still love him for the cool shit he does...

Or Hate Him, because of the crappy ending to the third movie.

and Yes, I masterbate to CM Punk for the record, and I mean that in an totally hetrosexual way..

Okies, K.K change what I said now

I want to beat Sonjay Dutt to Death with a Sprinkler

I don't do requests. :roll:

Yeah! Damn them for making wrestling more than a series of flips and spots that are nothing more than an even gayer version of ballet withotu some reason to invest emotionally into the match! Damn them for providing substance instead of flash!

Also why does Dutt wear one glove that pisses me off too

I don't really like Dutt myself, but his match with Homicide from a few weeks back was pretty good.

Gotta give credit where credit is do.

Sonjay's not too bad. He's really what the X-Division is all about. Flips, spots, and flash. Don't let these other guys go on and on about how bad Dutt is. He's not really the worst the X-Division has to offer.

That is reserved for Shark Boy.

Sharky is the man

I credit that 100000000000% to the Notorious 187

So you're saying then that Homicide can go in a ring by himself and deliver a good match then?

at least 3 stars

Yeah Steve the Pirate aka Remy is right. It wasn't all Homcide.

99.8% though

Nah I would still give Dutt more credit then that.

Sonjay > Super Saiyan Sabin

.7?

Correct

Dutt is a fucking dumbass who needs to never wrestle in another match...ever...ever again.

And to whoever said something bad about Shark Boy, uh, here's a though...FUCK YOU! Shark Boy is the fuckin man...er...uh....boy. Whatever he is, he is the best!

Shark Boy sucks.

How is this regrading TNA?

I have regraded it a b-

Same could be said for JBL, Nash and Billy Gunn...

Well, atleast 2 out the 3 isn't bad.

No. No that could not be said for those three.

Shark Boy's ass bite is a horrible move. It's not even a move. He has a mask on. All he's doing is rubbing his face on someone's ass.

It's funny you prick! Shark Boy is the mang!

And that's coming from a Wrestling Traditionalist...

:shifty:

What's the :shifty: for...we all know on lonely Friday nights Xero is KK's best paying trick.

Not true.

Only on weeks that SmackDown! is preempted here.

So yeah, every week.

I dunno. Shadow tips better.

But for what you have to put up with Shadow...I don't know...I think he gets disqualified due to his unusual requests.

I mean I have no idea how you manage to orally please him with a lamp shade on your head.

Hey...don't knock it till you've tried it.

Sonjay is so much more enjoyable as heel, for me at least.

Personally I think overall the fucking guitar jarret has gets more exposure than half the roster.

No It can and already can be said...but I have no problem with them on the Mic...but granted that's not good enough for you....

So if you give me...Alex Shelley is next in line to play god

I'll give you JBL and Nash are God at the moment...deal?

Frozen Cardboard gets more tv time then most of the X-Division. That's so sad.

I may actually like Shelley as much as Sabin

and sonjay?

No

He should thank Nash.

He was getting over just the same without Nash

Frozen cardboard?

Jarretts Guitar is made of Frozen Cardboard

What happens if it thaws out before it's used?

Don't worry, Jarret's matches are so crappy no one cares about him OR the guitar

It's not frozen that way. I think they use like nitro or dry ice or something.