Official RAW Thread (8/28/2006): Is Vince D-Generating?
 

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Has DX crossed the line?
August 28, 2006

Remember, tonight's edition of RAW will be on Sci Fi. More info...
D-Generation X and the McMahons have been at each other's throats for months. But for the first time in their heated rivalry, it looked as though DX may have finally broken down the WWE Chairman. DX left their mark...literally...on Mr. McMahon's jet, the WWE headquarters and the McMahons' limo. By the end of the night, Mr. McMahon looked on the verge of tears. Has the Chairman broken down? Or will his anger only lead to DX feeling his wrath?

It wasn't all bad for the McMahons on RAW, though. Mr. McMahon did force Mick Foley to join the exclusive Mr. McMahon Kiss My Ass Club. The only reason Foley did the dirty deed was to save the job of his friend Melina. But after puckering up, Melina double crossed her supposed good friend and mentor and gave him a low blow. She then followed it up by giving him a verbal low blow when she screamed, "You're fired." Will Melina explain her actions? How could she have backstabbed someone who had done so much for her?

Plus, the last time we saw the WWE Champion, he was thrown into the Long Island Sound by John Cena. Never at a loss for words, one can only imagine the tirade Edge will be ready to go on this week on RAW. Edge had originally said that the Edge vs. Cena story had come to an end, but clearly that's not the case. How will the WWE Champion react to being thrown into the harbor?

After making his energetic return to RAW last week, Jeff Hardy is wasting no time testing the top talents RAW has to offer. Tonight, Hardy will take on Randy Orton in a No. 1 Contender’s Match for Johnny Nitro’s Intercontinental Championship. Both Orton and Hardy have held Intercontinental gold in the past; which Superstar will earn the opportunity? Can Hardy keep his momentum from last week churning, or will the Legend Killer stop the free spirited Superstar’s comeback dead in his tracks?

It’s about that time to pack up the book bags and head back to school. Fortunately for WWE Fans, Torrie and Candice are going back early to compete in a Back to School Girl Paddle on a Pole Match. Who will be the first to reach the paddle and dish out some punishment to the naughty loser?

Don't miss all of this and much more tonight on RAW at 9/8 CT on the Sci Fi Network.

Well, summer vacations are all over and I am back once again. Let's hope for a good RAW

Remember, everyone on the fucking EAST COAST. Raw is on SciFi tonight.

Whoa, since when is RAW on the Score instead of TSN?

Didn't you read that thread I bumped a few weeks back?

Oh good...I have something to watch.

Fatty Hardy vs. the Shitter Killer.

Is Foley going to be there tonight?

Probably not, to follow through with the angle that he got fired.

"Who is no. 1"?

Well, clearly Jeff is number two, because that's what he's signaling.

St.Jimmy, who the hell knows who books this shit?:?:

Let's see. Agassi's farewell from Tennis. Or Paddle on a Pole match.

Racket and tennis ball. Paddle and ass. Tough decision tonight.

Well Hardy will most possibly win, since his style is more like Nitro's

One can only hope so.

Make sure to think about who's the logical person to win, and then go with the opposite to follow WWE booking.

That last paragraph of the article makes me wish the xfl was still on.

It's obvious Jeff Hardy is gonna win with help from Carlito to set up 2 programs.

it's also obvious that they really have nothing else planned tonight.

Well, i mean I'm sure the paddle on the pole match will be epic, and should take up a good portion of the show...:shifty:

That or the McMahon's and DX will have an interview that will last forever, and DX will once again one up McMahon.

I don't think Jessica Abla is that attractive. No doubt she's fucking hot, but her personality fucking sucks. I'd fuck her with a ball gag on.

And here we go.

Good evening everybody.

And here we gooooooo!!!

Good evening TPWW!!

Good evening.

I gotta admit. I fell over laughing when that back axel got torn off.

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And here comes the money.

You'd have to tie her to the bed as well...and whip her.

Oh look...Shane O Mac.

Shan-oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Mac

Aw shucks. :'(

I'm suprised Vince couldn't simply fire DX, storyline wise of course, but I'm suprised they haven't gone that way yet

butabutabuta buta you ya you

Stuttering Shano Mac

...Vince has a heart?

"You endangered our lives" Dude. Shane. You jump off shit RVD style without RVD physical stature.

Shane O Mac's in charge.

Oh good...DX vs. Spirit Squad part 28038403464641347643464313

Sooo... It's not the Spirit Squad?

EDGE

will get peed on

DA MANG. :love: Edge :love:

.........................

I think Lita botched dressing.

Oh wow, Lita!

that title is hideous

God that belt looks like utter and complete shit.

Whoa. Edge out during a McMahon segment. Should be good.

I think if Shane takes over for Vince as the on-camera "representative" of the company/family, the product's in good hands. The guy can cut a serious promo.

......That was awsome!

He was dumped into 4 feet of water.

Otis Redding is a little more JR timed pop-culture moment.

Two Foot Pier Drop

Oh look...here comes Wiggernomics.

Yey... Cena..... woo? =/

Whats going on I have to download this in the morning.

Too bad he wasn't in the water and he didn't eat Edge

........................oooooooooooooh!

And Yay I'm in a raw thread. :)

lol at the Cena dance

Haha...Cena's funny tonight.

The only thing Steve Austin and John Cena have in common is an affinity for shitty camo clothing.

G reat Cena

This ring sitting on a trampoline or something?

Unforgiven main event Cena Edge part 10000

I like the idea

Cena back to Smackdown would make me the happiest smark ever.

Cena will go over, but I like the concept

Cena possibly going to SmackDown? Excellent. Since he's been sanitized....

Hey wait a second here......EDGE USED MY FREAKING LINE!

Ten bucks on Umaga

Masters?

HE'S BACK!

*marks the fuck out* Masters!

ugh,the bastard is back...

The Masterpiece is back.

The hell? Damn!

The Buff Randy Orton Piece

oh my god.... he's tiny. :rofl:

Wow, he's trimmed down.

Without the roids, damn..............

.........oh...my...god....

And the WWE drug policy has claimed it's first victem.

Always been a Masters fan though so, yays

Chris is half the man he used to be

Fixed it for ya

and the masters effect on the ratings begin.

He's still pretty jacked, tbh. Don't know what you are all in a hooplah about.

Let's see if he's learned some new tricks. But I doubt it.

...This is a Cena match?

Oh yeah...it is. He's getting his ass beat now.

Powerful frame?

He looks like half the man he used to be.

Masters is getting Cena some pop. Good job Masters

damm masters looks like a cruiser weight now, i wonder what stiener would look like off the roids.

Azriel beat you to that line.

...an Inverted DDT?

How the hell did he learn that?

Also...Slopdrop?

CHUUURRRRR!

Well, atleast Masters didn't job in his first match back.

Oh good...Edge is...........................................

TLC. It's gonna be a TLC match

LADDDDUURRRR!

LOL theres a guy with a R2 and a L2 sign. r2 for grapples l2 for strikes, both for specials, hilarious.

Why in the name of fucking god did he find it nessecary to refer to a reverse DDT as the slop drop?

Like, 5 people are going to get that.

Ooooooooooooh. A ladder......................

Very subtle Edge

Let's see...chair...check...Ladder...check...table...check. TLC match for Unforgiven.

....and I can't make a Champ is Hurrrrr joke with Table. Dammit.

Well...at least we now know what their match is gonna be.

Let's see if Edge can carry Cena to a good match in this eviroment.