The funniest part of WWECW...
 

Have to be Shannon Moore's TERRIBLE one liners,


I've never seen/heard anyone have trouble delivering 3 words and making them sound legitimate. I mean, I know they're horrible lines, but I've got better mic skills while I'm masterbating. Anyone else in pain during these, like myself?

Moore is a fuckin dumbass. And yet Sabu somehow manages to struggle more to get out a terrible promo.

Shannon Moore: The teleprompter is down........ line?
Someone off camera: I don't know, just make something up!
Shannon Moore: Fuck me, I've got the munchies.
Someone off camera: CUT!!! Let's try this again...
*Later*
Someone off camera: Take 5324!
Shannon Moore: This system isn't working.
Someone off camera: CUT! PERFECT! PRINT IT!

Fight the power

Aparently, so does that make Moore a terrorist now?

Yeah he's getting Muhammed Hassan's push

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Shannon Moore: I...like cheese.

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Shannon: The transformation... Is almost *Voice goes higher* complete.

Shannon: I've got mattitude

Mr Youell has a point...

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Did he misspell "Emo" on his arm?

BTW, when did Shannon Moore get all those luverly tatoos and become punk? There's a void in my memory between MF'er and retarded punk

I believe he turned into a punk JUST before he left for TNA, ran with the punk gimmick in TNA for a few months (including "invading" with signs) and now here he is.

I missed the entire TNA run. I do vaguely remember seeing him with a punk hairstyle in the WWE but the transformation wasn't quite complete.

Yeah, he started wearing those small spike pads and there was a short-lived assumption that he was going to join the new LOD.

Just a nigger.

OOOOOOOOOOOOAOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWHATTA BLUSH!!!!!!

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Moore: Dance...dance..... We are falling apart... to half time...

This may not be the worst part of the neutered ECW but it ranks near the top. That show remains god awful.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

When are they going to debut this guy? They've been showing these promos for over a month.

The quicker he debuts the quicker he can be released.

Can't they just release him BEFORE he actually wastes more then 23 seconds for his dumb promos...I mean if he has a match that's like a minute at least of enterence, and then probably a whole 5 minute match.

Because he isn't talented and it's fun to make fun of men who look like lesbians.

I like Moore. Though his current gimmick is lame, his stint in TNA is lame, and he needs to admit he's a dyke. He's a solid worker, just in a gaytarded gimmick....Again...

I enjoy his matches, but he's never really been given a good gimmick. Hopefully he can overcome this one and thrive.

I remember watching WM-19 when Tazz said shannon moore had his own followers called "Moore-ons"... now I see it's true.

Poor Shannon.....his new wife is truely fucking with him.

Did he get married in MASS or something?

I think Texas

:rant: I'm from Mass.

But are you a lesbian?

Mass is not a 'gay' state.

...Are you SURE you live there?

I'm Canadian but a Masshole as well.

Apparently, you've been to neither.

I know Mass legalized gay marriage but where I'm from in Mass there aren't that many gay people. I'm from northern Mass BTW.

Fix'd.

You probably have never been to Mass in that case.

You might be onto something...

...Were I not born in Mass...

...Spent years of my life in college there...

...Spent many a weekend in Boston...

...Performed there...As a minister....:shifty:

You've never been to northern Mass possibly?

Isn't Boston in Northern Mass?

Isn't Mass the ugly middle child of America?

Not really.

Ummm...That would make sense...

...Were I not born in Northern Mass...

...Spent years in college in Northern Mass...

...Live about 2 minutes from Northern Mass...

...Need I go on?

Yes, I am not sure you really know the location you are talking about...

Boston's really central east Mass.

I once starred in the porno "Brokeback Masshole."

KK rarely know what he is talking about. He just lies/bullshits his way through it hoping that people will buy into it. And if that doesn't work he'll go steal some material from Bill Marh.

PETE, PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP. You are annoying as hell and you never know what you are talking about, you don't even have your own opinions.

So that wasn't what I was thinking?

Red n00b on Red newb action is HOT!

If there's one thing Pete's capable of out-arguing me on, it's homosexuals.

I suppose I am "red newb".

That doesn't mean anything, hell I was in One Night in Mass, but it was filmed in Marc Summer's basement...

No you dumbass, you are the Red n00b. D'uh!

Shit I had over 125 points until KK neg twice in succession. The guy is serious ass. But hey, this site is his life, so who am I to judge. I mean me fuckin up this site is destroying his entire universe.

OoOoOoOoOoOoOo...um...burn?

It hurt pretty bad. :wavesad:

very nice fix :yes:

So KK in other words your saying Pete likes to do deep-knee-bends in a cucumber patch?

So yeah, I live in Mass too, like between the Cape and R.I.. The "taint" of Mass, if you will.

But you've probably never been to Northern Mass either, fag. :roll:

Cucumber patch? You've onviously never been to Norther Mass. :roll:

I've been there plenty of times, douche. :nono:

You deserve it. KK knows when to rep.

True that. KK is responsible for half of my rep. :p

It'd be all of them, if you hadn't bumped into Lita...

KK is the reason my rep got a lot better but now its back down again because of people like Jabba and NerF who neg me for no reason other than they hold a grudge for bumping threads.

If you keep making a federal case of it, your rep will continue to go down.

Do what everyone else does, and suck it up. It's a couple of red dots. Don't wind up like every other knob on these boards, whining about rep.

I'm mot whining, I'm just embarrassed I have worse rep than Pete. I don't really give a fuck about rep because it doesn't really mean shit anyway.

I don't even need to edit the quote...you are embarrassed about something you don't give a fuck about?

Come on now....you are asking to get your ass flamed.

Now to break the neg. rep tension...
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"Seriously dude, my penis is like, this long"

Oh, and dude, I've been neg repped for no reason, too. I just say fuck em and move on. Like you said, Its just a message board, one of billions actually.

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Moore: What is thy bidding, master?
Heyman: I grow bored. You will make out with Darth Punk while furiously repeating "I am a sexy chick."
Moore:............YEs, Master...

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Nakano: I will GET YOU! Alundra Blayze! Bwahahahahahaha!

:shifty: