The 2006 TPWW Retarded N00b Search - Nominations Needed
 

It's that time of the year, folks! That time where we crown the NEW TPWW Retarded N00b of the Year! We need a total of 8 contestants, and three have already been chosen. (I'll up it to 10 or 12 if we find some more deserving n00bs.)

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korinkahn
Enjoys long walks off of short piers, and low-elevation bungee jumping.
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TakerLover
Turn-ons include the Undertaker... um...yeah that's about it.
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O.G Loc
From "Cambonia", lives in his own "private world" that includes clowns, ho's, and those mesh trucker hats people still sometimes wear.
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Vermaat
He's from the streets, yo! Streets of N00btown, that is. N00B LIFE!</td>
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MickieJames
Meeckeee!! HA HA!! Yames!! She eez... como se dis... retarded!? Jes? Ha-ha!
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the wwe champion
Voted Most Original Name of 2006. Or at least should have been. The chanp is here!
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Better Than You
He is better than you...at being a retarded n00b!
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We still need your nominations!! Send them in to retardedn00b@yahoo.com today!

We'll be taking nominations until Friday night 9/15. After that it's...something. I'm sure I'll think of something. Give me ideas too, bitches. Like contests every week or something. I don't know.

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CC and Robert Goulet

Loose Cannon

No Vermaat?!

Does Sadistic count?

I'm not a N00B I've been here for like 3 years... I just don't post much

Vroom Vroom Fast Mustang registered in 2005, but it was late in 2005, so maybe he should qualify...

CC has my vote.

Who's CC? And yeah, perhaps Vermaat shall be added... heh

Canadian Crippla' and yeah he should win this hands down

I'm personally pulling for TakerLover.

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Vermaat for sure

and this guy...

My biggest prob with TakerLover is we haven't really seen him in a while. I want my retarded n00b to be active enough to make fun of on a normal basis.
Now if TakerLover made a comeback, yea, he'd get my vote.

What about Vocal Ass Chic? :shifty:

How'd you boys forget MickeyJames?

Okay, so maybe TakerLover is on hold for now. I was gone for a month after all.

And YES, MickeyJames, forgot about him/her. And Canadian Crippla' will be added as well. And Vermaat (got a keen idea for a headshot for him). :D

Keep 'em comin'. How about ideas for contests and stuff, to decide who gets eliminated, etc. It can be pointless, just like the real Diva search. :yes:

Mickie claimed to be a chick.

You know what that means...She's a guy.

the ever popular "Diss the n00b Contest" or the "Retarded n00b Water Baloon Fight"?

K, Takerlover doesn't deserve the award. Guy was pure entertainment.

These are for nominations, not for the actual winner.

Here's a few note worthy underdogs.

Better Than You
http://www.tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=5828
Not totally retarded, but has what it takes.

Petethegeekstreet
http://www.tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=5716
Anyone who comes up with a screen name just because it rhymes is a retard.

The wwe champion
http://www.tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=5322
Just for his post on the Eddie storyline.

theANIMAL

C'mon now. Just because someone is new doesn't mean they are terrible. Pete has made some dumb posts, but he's certainly not in the league of Vermaat or MickieJames.

Better Than You? I haven't seen anything bad outta the guy. What are you basing this on?

Also, don't forget WWEfan4life/Guddu/Manofsteel/the 5 other socks he had.

LOL. The funny shit is I'm not legitimately retarded like Vermaat, Pete, etc. Everyone just hates me because I piss them off by bumping old threads.

How come I haven't been added yet then?

LOL, take this site a little serious do you?

I don't know, you don't seem that retarded or n00bish to me. You might have a bazillion red rep bars, but...I dunno...

Yeah, I'm really not, I just piss a lot of people off I guess but Pete will probably win with this thread- http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=49873

That thread was golden

:o Also I am healed.

CC is more of a fly, not a giant pink elephant.

Seriously, he types well, he doesn't talk like a wiggerish assclown, and once in again he comes across as decent. No chance he gets my vote...sorry...but you just simply arn't annoying enough.

Thank you Tovo and I assume you'll be voting for Pete or Vermaat maybe? I'm going with Pete.

LOL. You just pos repped me for a "nice topic" and you vote me over Pete and Vermaat.

I vote CC. Only because he follows me around talking shit.

I don't follow you around but I see your unbelievable retarded posts, I can't help but say something and understand why Kane Knight doesn't like you. Also, if you can read better than you type than you'll see I'm no longer a nominee and you will be.

I type porely. Good show. Perhaps you'll prove gravity next?

Nobody hates you. We don't bear any ill will towards the toilet paper we wipe our ass on.

CanadianCrippla'

Unless it rips during said wipe.

I had a CanadianCrippla earlier...it was a particularly stinky shit too...damn thin TP. :foc:

Well the idea of Triple H having backstage power set a great stage to bash Hogan.:)

Bret Hart hates Shawn Michaels.

See what I did there? We went from a totally off-topic subject, to Hogan chat, right to Bret Hart chat.

Now someone start talking about Triple H.

Billy Gunn is awesome.

I like Jeff Jarrett.

Steve Austin hits women.

Has to be Takerlover

Rest In Pieces :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Hey what ever happened to ICE COLD BLOOD?

He gave Diesel Mac a LUKE WARM BUD (ICE).

For that alone you should be a part of the retarded n00b search:|

Oh, come on, even I give credit when credit is do. No one's stupid enough to say that seriously on a forum with known TNA marks.

If I'm not retarded how do I have why it takes to win a contest about being retarded? I think you are just jealous of me being Better Than You. Are you trying sabotage my 'career'?

*PLEASE SEE SIG*

(More specifically the fourth guy in the first pic...)

PUNK :love:

I am pretty sure I have original rights to the term "Better Than You" due to my sig being older then you....I DEMAND ROYALTIES FOR EVERY POST YOU MAKE!

Well shit its capitalized and everything. Fuckn hell. You stole it off the punker he deserves the royalties.

Because He is Better Than We

Tovo > Anyone else...including Punk. Sorry, but it's kind of an undisputed truth...

Now give me my money.

Thank you for proving to me that you belong in the Retarded N00b Search.

just john should be in it too but hes been around for a few years.

Even Kevin Nash while doing commentary!?

Yeah, it was neck and neck, but then he didn't know that adjectives arn't verbs...so he lost a few points. :|

The only thing I managed to prove is you're a dick.

sledge, RockGurl, Fox, Xero Limit126 (seriously)

and just john.

wwefanforlife
he was a bad one

I thought it was only for people who registered in 2006?

I cannot be shackled by stupid restrictions such as that. Rules to me are like women to The One.

I am a horrible poster. :cool:

but we still listen to you :p

I am seriously the most unfunny, unoriginal, and horrible person here.

Nominate me. What's better than being in the contest than WINNING it!?

PUT ME IN IT! MAKE FUN OF ME! PLEASE! I NEEED TOOO WINNNNNN!

Seriously, I want to win this fucker.

O.G. Loc takes bad posting to a whole new level.

Xero Limit/Rectal Pertruder should be most retarded fued of 2006.

On again/off again feud maybe. Not as retarded as n00bs/Xero Limit though.

If CC doesn't win this search....

I'll be sad. Really sad

Wow, terranrich has a quote of mine in his sig....All is right with the world.

Do not vote for me, or I will make an account using the "insert name here"lover template and make your lives helll.

Some people like Taker lover, but you will all hate Iron Mike Sharpe Lover

You should be, I'm not even a nominee anymore.

(to Shadow)

I nominate MatthewAllenHanso so he can make my life hell. Add Xero Limit as well.

I nominate Kane Knight, so KK can hold down more people.

I call singing the theme song

You're going to be after I nominate you.

MathewAllenHanso
MathewAllenHanso
MathewAllenHanso

I always say that 3 times fat when I see it

sweet, sweet pancakes

No way KK, Xero's got this one in the bag.

Biggest Dick in the world, as my awesome custom title and matching avatar illustrate.

And yes, Xero realizes that he's talking in the third person.

SilverDust. And TNA ROCKS, since he pretty much asked for it up there.

Farter... Just for the gimmick.

I've been called worse by people better than you (no pun intended)

Unban wwefan4life so we can put him on the list.

Fo'Fittay.

and kinglacoste. :)



















:shifty:

kinglacoste... *sigh*... the golden days of TPWW (like earlier this year).

Okay, Better Than You is in. :lol:

BTW, if nobody knew, I update the first post everytime I add somebody. Check out the headshots. :p

<table class="tborder" align="center" border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1" width="100%"> <tbody id="collapseobj_usercp_reputation" style=""><tr><td class="alt2">http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/re...on_balance.gif</td> <td class="alt1Active" id="p1399088" width="50%">The 2006 TPWW Retarded...</td> <td class="alt2" nowrap="nowrap">09-01-2006 01:33 AM</td> <td class="alt1" nowrap="nowrap">Petethegeekstreet</td> <td class="alt2" width="50%">Better than you has done nothing wrong at the slightest. You are dick, and youre singling him out for no reason at all.</td></tr></tbody> </table>
At first it was because he's a CM Punk mark, but then he was able to prove that he does have the potential to be a retard. When I said Better Than You should be in this he said I was trying to sabotage his career.
If his hopes and dreams for this world is to be a good poster and somehow make a living off of it, he's a retard. But thanks for the white dot. I'll put it right by all of CC's white dots.
I hate to say this, but seeing Better Than You, I think CC doesn't have a chance to win this.

Nah, CC is an all right poster 99% of the time from what i've seen. He's not in. But Petethegeekstreet? Hmm....