Official ECW on SciFi Thread (9/6/2006): Let's Get Ready to BOTCH IT!
 

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Are they ready?
By Zack Zeigler
September 5, 2006

ECW representative Paul Heyman gave WWE.com his word: when DX comes to ECW on Sci Fi for their Extreme Rules Handicap Match with ECW World Champion Big Show, they will not run into any obstructions.

“You have my word as a man of honor that neither Paul Heyman, my private security, Hardcore Holly or any other member of the ECW locker room will interfere in this match on behalf of Big Show. Trust me,” assured Heyman. “Have I ever gone back on my word before?” he asked slyly.

Heyman’s track record of trustworthiness rivals a politician’s, and with the match being under Extreme Rules, anything and everything goes. Still, he insists that Big Show doesn’t need his help to emerge victorious against the two guests from RAW.

“This is something personal to Big Show. He is determined to eclipse the legend of DX,” said Heyman. “Big Show’s been unstoppable [since winning the ECW World Title from Rob Van Dam]. Undertaker, Kane, Ric Flair, Batista and Sabu couldn’t stop Big Show, and neither can DX. When the question gets asked, “Are you ready?” The answer from the Big Show is yes; for DX, the answer to their own question is something I doubt they can take into their hearts and truly accept; the answer is no.”

Heyman isn’t trying to play down the gravity of the match. He understands what’s at stake when Triple H and Shawn Michaels step into an ECW arena for the first time in their illustrious career.

“When has one man in the history of this industry taken on two men with the credentials boasted by Triple H and Shawn Michaels?” a genuine Heyman asked. “[This will be] the most significant Handicap Match the industry has ever seen. Triple H is a 10-time World Champion, HBK is a multi-time World Champion; both are instant Hall of Famers upon eligibility and yet, if you combine their talents, greatness, reputations and their Legends and they still don’t measure up to Big Show.”

On RAW, Big Show had his own message for DX.

“HBK and the King of Kings… will end up being handicapped when I’m finished with them [after the match on ECW on Sci Fi]. And what’s left of them, you can wheel, carry, cart, fly or drag to Unforgiven at Hell in a Cell,” growled the 500-pound Extremist.

Can DX use their numbers to defeat the only man in sports-entertainment history to ever hold the WCW, WWE and ECW World Championship? Will Paul Heyman keep his word and let Big Show battle it out with Triple H and Shawn Michaels without getting involved? Tune into ECW on Sci Fi at 10/9 CT on the Sci Fi Channel.
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If Nip/Tuck wasn't replayed at 11, I totally wouldn't watch this shitfest tonight.

St. Jimmy, where were you last night?

Lookin foward to it.

Bingo, lol

Gonna spam this bitch up

HBK/H/Show have all had great no DQ matches in the past

Two extreme rules matches?

Sabu/Van Damn vs Knox/Test

Kelly Kelly looking fine as always.

At least she cant botch standing there and looking pretty.

OR CAN SHE?!?

Knoz/Sabu start

A) I started the fuckin' Raw thread.
B) I stated I wasn't going to watch this shit tonight in the same thread.
C) In my area at this moment: USA, SciFi, Nick, and other Viacom stations are Frozen. No picture or anything.

lol Knoz

Van Dman is in

Knox is lookin good tonight

D) I love Destor as much as one man can love another and not want nor crave sloppy ass/mouth sex.

TABLE

LOL It took sabu about 60 seconds to open the table

DAMN! RVDs version of the Cactus closline

Good tag work from my former favorite tag team

Crazy-ass kick by RVD!

RVD & SABU are on fire

Funny little crosebody from RVD to Test

er Knox

SciFi is still frozen for me. Nip/Tuck it is.

Table tease

LMFAO "My balls are no longer perportionate to the size of my wang"

HERE IT COMES

HOLY SHIT x7534625654

SABU CROSSED BODYied all three men of the apron through a table! OMGFGGGGGGGGGGGG

:lol:

I just had a tablegasm.

I'm gonna enjoy this way too much.

You and Kalyx my boy: lets shoot for three pages!

Almost two pages in the first 10 min

Damn Destor why you spamming this fucker up? They should start an angle with the originals against the new ECWers in a new blood like angle.

I am good

DIDN"T THE ALREADY DO THAT?

YEs that did

I got nothing better to do. Besides, ECW's starting out pretty nice. Don't know how the main event's gonna top it.

Good point Destor

I am great aint I?

Test is in controll

Surf board by Van Dman

Knox stops the Five star

Big time superplex from Knox

To Van Dam,

Weird delay, but sweet drop kick into the chair

Sabu woth the Flying Camel

:lol:

Triple Jump Moonsault test kicks out.

ANOTHER TABLE

Botch, but sweet

Attempted Five star leg drop combo, Sabu landed late.

ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shocker :eek:

GREAT MATCH UP

Better late than never!!!

ECW
ECW
ECW!!!!

Especially for free TV

I think Sabu totally missed.

DAMN RIGHTTTTT

What the fuck? Test and Knox losing two out of three weeks now, and didn't even appear last week?

Good evening. I just got in, how has the show been thus far?

GREAT SHOW SO FAR

Don't I know it.

I've been entertaining myself, it wont be as fun now that I'm not alone. :(

Wow. Great fucking match.

Test has really been impressing me lately as well.

Hott match no doubt. Knox pulled his own there.

I'm sorry.

Gotta for a minute. :(

My idea for an ECW Survivor Series Elimination Match:
Big Show/Knox/Test/Holly/Striker vs. Sabu/RVD/Sandman/Dreamer/Balls

It seems like a good idea for the angle I mentioned , also make it under extreme rules.

Here is our teacher.

SciFi still frozen here.

That's like the whole roster.

Striker's awesome.

oh my god I hope gooner doesn't watch wrestling.

Striker is the man.

Striker Owns

also, lol at stereotypical black guy on cell phone, shouting ouut to his "boyz".,

Cryme Time's on ECW too?

Joey Styles gets all the lapdances.

Joey is my hero

Battle of the ECW jobbers.

Why the hell would they not use the BWO

Tazz: "I don't care what he put in your throat."

Interesting Russian Leg Sweep/Cradle thing.

They should make Balls a vampire, that would be eff'in hilarious.

Stevie got a win!!!

Gangrel should come and form another Brood.

Gangrel is supposed to be part of the stable with Thorn and Ariel but he hasn't even been used yet at all, not even at house shows.

Balls is nothing without Rotten.

LMAO PUNK

CM Punk FUCKING OWNS

AAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I thought he was gonna make it a three on two handicap match with his security guards.

punk vs Moore is gonna own though.

The Critic keeps saying they should put Balls together with Mike Knox, making the team of. . .Duh Duh Duh

Knox-Balls

I miss Slick. JIVE SOUL BRO