BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears files for divorce from K-Fed
 

http://today.reuters.com/news/articl..._%5bFeed%5d-10

I figured since K-Fed is apparently a wrestler now, this would be an appropriate place to put this.


:shifty:

Poor K-fed.

Wait WTF I am saying

LOL pretty hilarious I'm pretty sure he gets abosulutly nothing to, becasue that pre-nup Britiany made him sign.

LOL again

BREAKING NEWS: Britney to manage John Cena on New Year's Day.

With him appearing on Raw these past few weeks, it's pretty clear he doesn't want to be a father. Kiss his record deal good bye.

Breaking News: This has NOTHING to do with wrestling.

But I thought K-Fed is a wrestler now???? :'(

He still sucks to me, damnit!

K-Fed is a role model to all of the wannabe white trash rappers out there.








He's th John Cena of 2006.

Anyone else seeing Spears the guest ref for K-feds match. lol I would seriously die of laughter.

Beat me to it...

Has more to do with wrestling than Rock movie news.:o

Thats what you get when making a sex tape that gets stolen

K-Fed is still no Britney Spears. Compton!

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! I was almost certain they were going to last.

Dammit, this means that Fed is going to be on RAW even more now. Since he will be getting next to nothing from Britney, he needs to get paid somewhere.

Anyone find it funny that with Britt now ending the relationship with K-Fed, that when non-wrestling fans tune into this it just might boost WWE ratings a bit?

From the article: The reason? Federline allegedly flew into a rage and destroyed property after Spears laughed at a tape of his WWE appearances.

Hahahahahaaha.

that piss poor belt shot on Cena must have been the last straw!

I call SWERVE.

Im sure Vince is pissed he may have given K-fed a contract with the understanding that Brittney wolud appear on Raw.:lol:

no,if it was WWE.com wolud have had it on their front page it was on CNN.com.

If this is a work I will love K-Fed 4 ever.

I call worked shoot. :shifty:

This just in:

Britney Spears has filed for divorce with husband and wannabe rapper Kevin Federline (known as "K-Fed") after the breakdancer made several appearances on World Wrestling Entertainment's "RAW" television broadcast.

Spears has been quoted as saying: "wrestling's for fags."

More to come.

Dammit, I wanted to see Britney on RAW on 1-1-07

Of course, this could be a worked shoot, where she is either the referee or Cena's manager. THEN YOU TURN CENA HEEL BY GIVING THE FU TO BRITNEY AND HIM AND K-FED HOLD UP ONE ANOTHER'S HANDS.







What, ever since they turned Eugene last night I've been a huge fan of heel turns :shifty:

How can it be a worked shoot if it was on CNN.com?

This is entertainment :shifty:

How can it be a worked shoot if it was on Letterman? :shifty:

I wonder how Leno will handle this?

Vince is a clever man, who is part PT Barnum, PArt Michael Jackson, and Part Ross Perot.

fuck Britney.

If she's gonna' laugh at wrestling then I'm on K-Fed's side.








































:lol:

She wasn't laughing at wrestling...she was laughing at K-Fuck.

K-Fed's David Arquett push...IS OVER!

Breaking news: WE DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK!

BREAKING NEWS : Its raining on Eddie Guerreros grave site right now! ~ Footage to come ~

Breaking News: Vastardikai does not give a shit about K-Fed, his soon to be ex-wife, her clone Jessica Simpson, her ex-husband, her plastic surgery-obsessed Sister, totally different blonde girl who has no tits, no ass, and no reason to breathe by the name of Paris Hilton... Basically, He says Fuck Celebrities in general.

It's scary that this has made it to page 2

If anything for Vince this is good news, as it only gets K-Fed more news coverage for the new years day match

If this is a work and Britney and K-fed are staging this divorce...

1) It would be brilliant

2) Why dont more high profile celeb couples do this? If i was rich, famous and good looking and i was married to Brit.. Well i wouldnt be married to that hoe, but if i was married to like Scarlett Johansen and people wouldnt get out of our business, i'd totally stage a divorce and go with it for like, a week. Just to get a laugh.

What do you mean "staging this divorce"? They staged the entire marriage. The babies are props, man.

Hell, K-Fed doesn't even LIKE girls. Come on, he's a dancer. The only gayer profession in the US is quarterback.

Letterman is one person. CNN.com is an entire network...a corporation, if you will. Plus, the Kauffman/Lawler thing was over 20 years ago, at a time when people were ignorant as to what was real and what wasn't in regards to pro wrestling.

For the record, I assumed all the work talk was in good fun.

If he looked at the ratings for the last Raw, he would realise anything to do with k-fed isn't good news.

Sorry, I was trying to be more like Kane Knight, arguing over something that was obviously a joke just for the sake of arguing.

Zing!

To be fair, CNN and everyone else seem to be citing Reuters. And they will print just about anything...

...They're the mainstream equivalent to Ryan Clark. :shifty:

That'd make him the biggest babyface of all time.

ROFL @ getting divorced via text message

By the way, this really doesn't belong in the wrestling news forum.

That's how it's done nowadays, what with the young'uns and all.

While we're talking about K-Fed
 

LOL

And Brittney has her finger on the pulse of the new generation.

WE're talking about a 25 year old woman with two kids here. Millions and millions of dollars are funneled into her bank account from people all around the world. She's got more money than most business owners, lawyers, doctors, scientists, and more than that, she has influence over today's children, and she gets a divorce via text message? In addition to that, the focus of the story isn't on the fact that this text message divorce is probably the most pedomorphic thing anyone could do, much less somebody who acts like a role model for young people to become when they grow up. It's mind-bogglingly absurd! What next? The leaders of the world ripping jelly bracelets off each others wrists at the UN?

I betcha KFed's gonna be dropped like a bad habit from the WWE now.

God, I hope so.

It's about the only reason I care about their divorce--The hopes that it'll be dropped.

But be realistic. Federline's now headline news. Vince'll milk this.

Honestly, though, much as I hate celebrity feuds, I'd mark out if Brittney allied herself with Cena.