TPWW: The Main Event, Nov '06
 

TPWW Rumble for the Title

Entrants (in no order)

KOOS
The One
Zen
Funky
Kane Knight
The Naitch
WWKD
LC
Legend
Alienoid
Loopy
Cork
Nowhere Man
Lara Emily
Dave Wadding
Inno
Splaya
Pepsi Man
Avenger
M-A-G
TRO
Blitz
Surprise Entrant

TPWW Tag Title Match

NoJabba/Nowhere Man vs Joey Radd/LL Gertner vs Ferret/Fignuts (w/ DeadMan Inc)


The James Steele Show w/ Rectal P as Special Guest



Grudge Match: Dave "For Mod" Youell vs "Casual King" Triple A



Coming Tonight Baby!!!!!!!!!!!

And where exactly am I? :mad:

added to the Title match

Rep. :love:

I guess I'll show up for this then

Fuck no Superslim, kiddie game is down the street

Please kind Sir, can i join your game?

Guess I'll have to wait on Stone Cold to get me a 'ticket'.

LOL

What is this?

Rumble in the TPWW jungle daddy.

You should've done it classic Survivor Series style (just to fit in with this weekend) Teams of 5 strive to survive. TRO's team vs. LC's ladyboys

Or better yet, i just shut up and see whats in store.

Yeah i go with the 2nd one :y:

First order of business.... Ban all who oppose me.

*Holds up FUNKY FLY sign* BROOKLYN, BROOKLYN!

WTF legend makes the card but not Blitz :mad:

Seriously, where is Blitz? What's up with that?

You should throw in 9 jobbers to the rumble...just to make it an easy 30 Rumble.

TOVO Fact: Tovo was the very first TPWW United States Champion back in 2001.

who the hell is Blitz

ok Blitz added. He apparently has 11,000 posts

Blitz = Da Mang. Fo Shizzle.

TOVO Fact: Tovo voted for Blitz during the last Spammies.

well since Blitz is the man, I'm sure he'll have no problem entering #1

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Heyyyy, How do you like that Mr. Popular?

So am I on Heat or what?

This seems like a very uncompleted card...

TOVO Fact: Tovo is the obvious choice to win tonight's Rumble.

This is a one hour special on NBC to kick things off for the Fed. Shut your mouth before I make you Shadow's personal donkey.

That's a TOVO fact.

You don't scare me LC.

TOVO Fact: Loose Cannon doesn't scare Tovo.

I hope we meet in the Rumble TOVO boy

Yeah, and when we do I'm gonna get some paper and give you a paper cut...IN THE EYEBALL!

TOVO Fact: Tovo hates papercuts.

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WWKD? has an important message for LC...

That's just fine :mad:

*has a high number* :cool:

If I got in this, I would probably be in the dark match. :$

I am currently most underrated wrestling forum poster.

I deserve to be on the card over you. Don't forget that.

Throw me in as a jobber.

*makes signs for show*

TOVO Fact: TOVO HATES THIS SIGN!!!!

So, uh, are you writing results for this? Is there a time frame? Are we supposed to be cutting promos? Are these questions you are prepared to answer?

TOVO Fact: Tovo has been a member of TPWW longer than anyone else involved in the rumble.

you can promo if you want. Talk trash, I don't care. I'll have the results later tonight. Currently it's 6:00 pm EST time.

OK than, here is my promo...

Loose Cannon Sucks.

The End.

TOVO Fact: Tovo > LC.

WWKD? Certitude: WWKD? is not afraid to blatantly rip off a good idea. WWKD? also hopes that people aren't fooled by TOVO's guise... He's a communist who watches made for TV dramas and hates freedom.

WWKD? Certitude: WWKD? > TOVO > WWKD?'s Thanksgiving Turkey > LC = Ant piss.

*M-A-G enters the ring and grabs a mic*

If everyone here in this arena is ready for the Rumble give me a "'Poc Rules!"

*crowd*: 'POC RULES!!!!

Damn straight because The 'Poc is ready also. He's ready to start climbing that ladder to the top of the TPWW mountain. And the only way to start is by stepping on those rungs, those rungs known as TPWW superstars. I've made some enemies, hell I've made some pals but let's get one thing straight, when it comes down to either you or me, guess what? It ain't gonna be me who's getting tossed. It's not going to be me who's hopes and sacrifices end up meaning nothing. I will emerge victorious and be YOUR number one contender to the title. And whether it's The One, Blitz, Splaya, Dave Wadding, those jabronis with less than 100 posts, the webmaster, the ISP, or even Mike the Crossdressing Cameraman, I will go through whoever to acheive my destiny. Everybody else, can smoke my dust. So sayeth, The 'Poc.

*music hits and M-A-G leaves*

WWKD? Certitude: TOVO supports mandatory gay marriage for everyone, regardless of sexual orientation.

TOVO Fact: TOVO Supports mandatory gay marriage for everyone, regardless of sexual orientation.

OK, I change my pick to WWKD.

* As M-A-G is leaving, the lights dim and WWKD? appears on the random, yet to be named screen above the entrance.*

" Umm, yeah, I have a question... What the fuck is a 'POC? Sorry pal, but this isn't the 90's... Making up retarded words that no one understands isn't exactly the "hip" thing to do anymore. Speaking of things that people don't understand, what the hell is with your name? M-A-G? What are the hyphens for? How do you prounounce a hyphen? All I think of when I see your name is Magnum, and when I think of mangnum, I think of what I wore when I stuck my dick in your girlfriend. And believe me, that freak makes Rhi look like Hellen Keller in a monastary.

So you feel free to go around and ramble on to whoever you feel like... "So sayeth the Poc..." WWKD? WWKD would go get a more original catchphrase you unoriginal malfunctioning queef machine.

Ciao Bitch.

* And with that, the screen goes black, and people all around are laughing at "'Poc" for the sad sack of semi-digested shit that he is.*

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Your Hero reveals the World Title to the viewers and Naitch is by his side


Your Hero (on the left): The winner of the Rumble will recieve the TPWW World Title. This belt was bought via donated Paypal money to TPWW by the posters. I wish good luck to all participants. I would also like to say The Naitch is #1 and is my pic to win. Go Jays. Tell em Naitch


The Naitch: TPWW, get ready cause The Naitch plans on doing coke off a World Title tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!


OwenBrown (w/ mic) Hey guys, can I be in this match?

TOVO Fiction: TOVO and CC had a brief moment of passion a few weeks back. TOVO loved it, but CC ultimately turned him down, saying he had gotten better dick from a rabid dog with 3 limbs. To this day TOVO craves the cock of CC. Rumor has it, an unnamed source currently has video footage, and is planning to release it for a large profit over the Xmas holiday.

:mad:

WWKD? Certitude: WWKD? works third shift, and is about to go to sleep. WWKD will be screwed (figuratively you sick fucks) out of winning this rumble. The winner, whoever he may be, will realize that they'll never be able to hold a candle to the greatness that is Kevin, nor the things that he would indeed do.

WWKD? Certitude: "AJ Styles" is about to get taken down quicker than a foreigner at UCLA.

What do you mean by that?

What about me? What about Porky?

I'm going to Hardees.

YOUR Hero interviews M-A-G about WWKD?'s comments:

M-A-G: You know it's pretty sad how someone can be so intelligent and so credible like WWKD? be so oblivious to the world around him. Attempting to belittle someone out of spite is as pathetic as it gets. Either that or he's just been living under a rock. How appropriate considering tonight, he's going to be living under the 'Poc. As far as my name goes, that's the least of your concerns tonight. I'd worry more about your name and the answer to the question it presents. What Would Kevin Do? you ask? He's going to flat out suck that's what. If it helps, picture a bunch of French people trying to storm Hawaii, realizing they've go no chance in hell of escaping without some coconuts getting shoved up their ass and bailing the hell out of there like the pansies that they are. That's what you can expect, not just with WWKD, but all those other superstars out there. Talk your smack all you want, just make sure you bring your sorry carcass to the ring to demonstrate to everyone that you've really got nothing. So sayeth *pauses*

*crowd finishes sentence* THE 'POC!!!!

*M-A-G leaves*

You know I was screwed from being in this Rumble but my surprise entrant WILL WIN this Rumble and further more out perform TOVO.

Top Ten Reasons Tovo is going to win the Rumble Tonight...

Number Ten - Because M-A-G can't cut a promo to save his life.

Number Nine - Because Tovo is American.

Number Eight - Because sometimes Loose Cannon gets tired of using a Hoover Vacume and he owes Tovo some favors.

Number Seven - Because we live in an era where mid carders who stick around long enough are eventually given title runs.

Number Six - Because WWKD is nothing more than a gimmick stealing son of a bitch.

Number Five - Because Sex Sells, and we all know Tovo is bringing Sexy Back.

Number Four - Because the other people involved have better things to do with their lives than write out usless promos.

Number Three - Because we all know fag can fly so his feet will never touch the ground.

Number Two - Because if Tovo doesn't win, there are going to be a hell of a lot of people "On Notice."

And finally...

Number One - Because if he doesn't, he is going to make the winner his "Special Friend" for the night.

TOVO Fact: Tovo is eating a Thanksgiving Day Turkey Sandwich.

*points out The One's total lack of knowledge on HTML*

E-fedding :(

* WWKD? is hanging around at an undisclosed location in the back, sipping whiskey, thinking about what a fucking retarded name 'Poc is, when something strikes him.*

" Pork Soda sounds really disgusting... I'm pretty sure there is no way that could ever be delicious... That should be one of my certitudes..."

* As he jots down his newest certitude, he catches wind of the shit storm that spews from the mouth of "'Poc"... whatever the fuck that is.*

" It's a shame... A shame that my biggest concern really is what a 'Poc is. The man himself doesn't concern me... His ability, much like his looks, are laughable. He has no chance of amounting to anything in this battle. He doesn't have the wit, he doesn't have the skill, and he doesn't have "it." Furthermore, from what I heard, he was babbling about shoving coconuts up asses... That is not something you talk about on the television... That is something that would appear in a TOVO sextape... I wonder if that's where he got the idea? Watching or participating?

You know, I really don't want to think about that. I just hope 'Poc has fun with his cocounts and gets his rocks off before the battle, because once he goes face to face with WWKD?, I'm pretty damn sure his testicles will shrivel and crawl back up into his body, rendering them useless. I suppose that is a good thing though, because while I'm still not sure what a 'Poc is, I'm pretty damn positive we dont' want little ones running around.

I miss the glorious days of Electronik Championship Wrestling.

TOVO Fact: Tovo was the first ECW World Champion.

LOL tpww hardcore thread

bringing it back baby.

shit goes down tonight

WWKD? is ready to be TOVO's special friend. Tonight is going to be a ménage à trois because between this battle and TOVO, WWKD? is taking two bitches home tonight.

*The Naitch is seen talking to ilt_undertaker in the hallway*

Naitch: Hey ilt, where's Slim? :?:

ilt: Where do you think he is? :|

Naitch: Touche :naughty:

ilt: :roll: :|

Naitch: So you feel like starting A-Unit again? I'll go get AssMan

ilt: :love:

WWKD? Carollary to TOVO's #6: WWKD? prefers the term "Copyright Infringement.

WWKD's Final Thought for the next 5 hours: WWKD? excluded, when TOVO is the straighest acting man in the battle, you know it's going to be a walk in the park.

WWKD seems to have found the invisible feature.

You have yet to find out my surprise entrant who will win.

I'll take this opportunity to plug my C-Fedding website, which is currently looking for new talent.

Just click my sig, unless you're a filthy Jew.

BIG DADDY CRIPPLA!

In GCW.

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LC: Hey Blitz (aka Mr. Popular), where's your fans big guy? Smile girly. You're with an icon

I am looking for a sidekick to help me win the battle royal

Where the hell is the Crisis?

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From left to right:

Kris P. Lettus, The Naitch, Nervous Ferret, AlphaBean

lol

lol

Kris P is not white.

a live camera interupts TRO

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TRO: Do you mind Savior, I'm taking a leak


Savior zooms in mid section_style....then turns the camera on himself

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I'd volunteer but I'd just throw you over as soon as you entered the ring.

You're not cool enough to be my sidekick

New fued starting here.

Whoa you forgot about your good friend Paul?

*Funky Fly gets on the mic*

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Funky: There is no way I am not winning that rumble!

Paul: Shut up! 50 years ago we would have had you tied down with a fork in your ass!

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Funky: ......?

More like too good.

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From left to right:

M-A-G-S'-M-O-M, The Naitch, and M-A-G

lol

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The Naitch: LOL Funky as a Mr. T

lol, LC :p

Uh....what?

Can't have a wrestling event without some signs.

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Should I know what's going on?

lol

I am the man and when the can of whoop ass gets opened, I will pop out of it. That is all.

jobbed by Tripod

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Macho M-A-G: I am the man and when the can of whoop ass gets opened, I will pop out of it. That is all.



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Naitch: I am the man and when the can of whoop ass gets opened, I will jizz on you. That is all.

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Macho M-A-G: I lose

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Naitch: Night night

You're not overreacting because I told everyone you also thought I was arrested are you?

Reword that sentence so we can understand it

I'm already in the building. I have a surprise entrant in the Rumble coming.