Official RAW Thread (12/11/2006): Nowhere to Run.
 

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Nowhere to run
December 11, 2006

Nowhere to run
Last week, Raw Executive Assistant Jonathan Coachman ruled that Umaga and John Cena are banned from touching each other until January 1st of 2007. The ruling doesn’t come at a good time for Armando Alejandro Estrada, who is slated to meet John Cena one-on-one on Raw. Without Umaga at his side, what will happen to the obnoxious mouthpiece when he goes face to face with the WWE Champion.

All in
Thanks to an unexpected assist from former Spirit Squad member Kenny, Rated-RKO and MNM walked away with a huge victory over D-Generation X and The Hardys Monday. However, the odds may not favor Edge when Raw rolls into Mohegan Sun Arena, in Uncasville, Conn. Following the chaos that occurred during the Eight-Man Tag Match, Executive Assistant Jonathan Coachman announced that the Rated-R Superstar will go one-on-one against Triple H next Monday night.

Making a list, checking it twice
Victoria crossed another name of her list last week when she made quick work of Maria on Raw. The bubbly Diva joined Candice as victims on Victoria’s quest toward Mickie James and the WWE Women’s Championship. What’s next for the lady who you shouldn’t mess with?

Hmm, what to watch? RAW or The Lost Room? Decisions, decisions.

Maybe Trips and Edge will be able to work a decent match tonight.

My first Raw thread in a while. I hope it's a good show.

Victoria wrecking bitches was the highlight last week.

That, and the Kramer sketch.

Yeah, this thread was done better. I'm goin' with this one.

I'm going to kick The Critic's ass for not being awake.

Estrada vs Cena. . .God damn it Raw.

ARMANDO ALEJANDRO ESTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What the hell, they're in my home state of CT and Cena is getting cheered. This is Triple H country!

WHY is the WWE champion wrestling in the OPENING of the show?! :wtf:

I dont want to see this match.

Must have paid a fucking fortune for those cigars at Mohegan Sun.

those are some good cigars, idiot. Cenas an idiot.

probly since this won't be a match it will be a clowning then a butt kicking.

Same thing with that watch.

Someone on here said... that the only fans left at events are die-hards and kids too young enough to know better, and the women that are there to gawk at Cena... that's why.

That's a real cheap ass watch

I know. It's a sad thing. :'(

Lol, Armando continues to make me happy for the most part. I haven't seen a good payoff since Heenan's days.

At least they're treating it like the non-match that it is.

Oh no Cena stomped on his hat.

Gay.

[turns to ESPN]

LOL hasn't Cena used brass knucks before? Seems like he would have back in the good old days.

Ouch

why do they constantly have to rip their shirts? It's just... pointless.

Good, match over. Get out, and go blow some money at the tables.

Well that was a waste of ten minutes.

Suprise. My Raw Spoilers pay off . . .


Isn't this heel behavior btw?

What the hell Nitro? Nitro push soon?

That was the most horridly applied stf i have ever seen.

That sucked

This is 10 minutes I will never get back :nono:

Cena Vs. Federline.

CRAP.

Nitro and Cena, tonight? Good times.

Why the fuck is this even still happening? Why?

Why?

Why?
Why do Umaga and Johnny Nitro get smoother pushes than Orton Edge Carlito and so man others?

Lawler/Masters feud continues?! :wtf:

King and Carlito vs. Masters and who?

LOL. Vis.

Fixed

Great

I hate Raw so much. I might have enjoyed Masters vs Carlito. . .

Not like this.

This is going to suck. :lol:

Double loss.

JR is the only one talking and I have to watch my Carlito dreams die.

What's worse King wrestling or King commentating?

Just think, if this was SmackDown, we could be getting this same match, with some guy who's gimmick is a texan named "Wang"... Well, crap is crap - live or not.

Suprised Estrada didn't offer any women. This is a yawnfest thus far

I'd honestly rather watch Carlito vs Ric Flairs jacket

How dare you, Skip. Although I do secretly want Masters to get a push. OH GOD I AM TURING INTO ALIENOID.

atleast on smackdown we have jbl to entertain us on the crap matches

Woo. King wins another asswipe contest.

LMAO. Cena and Batista teaming together to face King Booker......



oh... and Finlay. :shifty: Who books this steaming pile of shit?

They are saying that Cena and Batista are teaming for the first time ever as champions. DIDN'T THEY TEAM TOGETHER BEFORE?! :wtf:

They are plugging the shit out of that Magazine. Damn.

That magazine looks kind of cool.

Haas? LOL.

Who the fuck was that random guy in there?

Haas....

Alright buddy, okay sir?

Lol at Cryme Time

W.G.T.T. reforming? *places bet at sports desk*

HOLY SHIT YES
OMIGOD
I love the tag team divison now.

YES! WGTT :love:

World's Geatest Tag Team is back!!!!!!!!!!

OMFG YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

.... omg Haas, no.

FUCK YES

DYNOMITE!!!!

LMFAO @ Haas. At last, WGTT.

They are reuniting The World's Greatest Tag Team based on fighting racism?! :wtf:



(Note: I think I will be using the WTF smiley a lot tonight)

I almost care about a Tag Division now... Nah, Apathy took over.

Off topic. Who's going to see the new Rocky movie? I'm getting a trailer or two every commercial break.

Another 3 Hour RAW this year?

Why are they doing a three hour Raw?

Rawyal Rumble. I don't care too much.

But TGTTE and Highlanders...<3

Damn. Music, video, and all.

my second favorite tag team.

Aw, they should've let them use Angles music. :'(

another 3 hour Raw? WTF?

omg I hope they do the superkick german suplex spot.

I'm pretty sure Umaga is going to win the Battle Royal, and then there'll be some bullshit about how they can't fight each other.

alright, I get to go to a 3 hour Raw

OH SHIT!

that spot wasn't the same as it was in the 2005 Royal Rumble.

Awww.

Yes classic double team move from Benjamin/Haas.

Thought benjamin was gonna turn on him there for a second.

ECW on Saturday huh?

I seriously cannot wait for a great Trips/Edge match. No bullshit endings.

MNF. 13-7 Rams.

Black Lesnar is EXTREMEEEEE. :lol:

But seriously, ECW is pretty terrible.

I have the same goatee as Lawler does there. Good match.

whoa re the Rams playing against again?

Rams vs. Da Bears.

I hope the DX/RKO match is for the belts.