ECW Thread (12/19/06)
 

So I'm watching an ECW episode after like 5 months.

I must say, thus far, this is absolute shite. Lashley is the worst on the mic...and can someone explain to me how this guy is extreme?!?! Raven = extreme, Awesome = extreme...then you have.......Lashley!?!?!

No wonder why RVD wants to leave this.

EXTREME STEROIDS THAT'S WHY

LOL @ Lashley. He's like "the Big Show is the greatest challenger I've had in the WWE." *Akward Pause* "Log on to WWE.com *Akward pause* "I mean ECW.com..."

WTF with Dupree/Lashley though.

lol What an "extreme" match.

lol I love how they always try to say "extreme" in the middle of nowhere to add credibility to the show.

might as well add Funaki there right now

Well, it was extreamly crappy...

Matt Striker is the man ftr.

Hey, Test is solid on the mic. :y:

(WWE's ECW makes WCW's Hardcore Division look like a freakin FMW hardcore classic.)

(rofl)

(I really only watch ECW for CM Punk.)

(Even Joey Styles has had a long hard fall from grace...)

LOL @ RVD's segment. I can just tell from his facial expressions he lost his passion for working for WWE and just wants to leave.

Wow so they're really trying to kill CM Punk's steam.

(Yeah saw that ending from a mile away...actually I though Punk would make him tap a few seconds after the match...oh well...done with ECW for the night.)

(I really have no idea where people get the idea they're trying to kill Punks steam.)

(Tovo is an innovator of posting style.)

IMO CM Punk's steam has been killed since D2D's shite Chamber. Since then he's in a feud with Bob Holly that sucks.

(Destor has used parenthetical statements in almost everyone of his posts ever.)

Maybe it has, maybe it hasn't. But even if it has, I don't think it's a conscious decision by the bookers.

The fact that these posts have parenthesis in them for no reason is more entertaining than ECW.

(You guys do realise that RVD has put Holly over. Like it or not, Holly is one of ECW's top pushed guys. Of course they are going to have Punk get into an interesting fued with Holly where maybe people think Punk can't win. It's kind of how you book face outside of undefeated streaks.)

I'm not saying if its intentional or not, but clearly IMO CM Punk is the most over guy in ECW right now. They can turn him into a star quick for this horrid brand, and instead give the ball to..........Bobby Lashley.

THANK YOU (:heart: )

(LOL, I just switched to Simpsons to hear Snake yell "See You In Hell Punk!" Kind of fit for just finishing watching and now talking about CM.)

LOL @ The One's post.

Can this guy even wrestle? The great khali or w/e the fuck his name is?

In my opinion Punk should NEVER (ever) main event ECW. When ECW folds a curse will be put on all the guys who were put on top. They will be buried. Punk needs to keep his in the mid-card and get over with the audience until either A) ECW ends or B) he is traded to another brand. It's in his best interest. (Fuck the best intrest of ECW.)

(He can do Judo Chops to the head.)

That's true actually. You hold a good point.

The One you are clearly gay for Punk

LOL WTF are those noises? LOOOL Anyone else hearing those random noises? That killed the whole segment lmfao.

I meant that in the most positive way I could

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thu...lf_defense.jpg

(So can he.)

everytime Punk is on TV, ToVo gets a boner

LOL I'm still laughing at those puppy type noises I kept hearing while aid was coming to Dreamer.

(I am thinking RVD isn't going to resign when his contract runs up, which means they better get on the Stoner/sXe fued now while they still can. It's really the only money match ECW has. After that, hell move Punk to SmackDown, Sabu to RAW, and the rest of the people I don't give a flying fuck about.)

(And Naitch, I actually don't find Punk attractive at all. Nothing close to my type.)

what is your type?

Gertner? jindrak?

So. . .ECW kind of fagged out. Some of the Main Events spots were priceless. Then it just got shot through the shitter.

Now I KNOW ECW is gay, but does the ECW thread have to be gay as well?

It's just like ECW, I came in having high hopes and thought I might have something to do, but instead I just got a dick caught in my ass.

(ECW fucks more fans in the ass every week than I have in my entire life.)

(Wow, you've fucked a fan? I bet those blades really hurt.}

(I'm afraid I don't get the joke...)

(Fan, as in cool device. Got it. Nevermind.)

(ceiling or oscillating?)

(Joke was bad to begin with, let it die before the fans start booing.)

yes, if the ECW show is gay, then we have to gay up the ECW thread as well

(Than shouldn't basically every wrestling show thread for the past half decade come complete with two guys blowing each other?)

(yes)

(Yeah, I hope eventually everybody sees how shit ECW is.)

(two words: Bobby Lashley)

(it's bad that when fans at an ECW event, during the rebirth of their company, get so fed up with the crap their getting shoved that they start a TNA chant during the main event.)

(ECW was so riveting tonight that I passed out halfway through. And I wasn't tired at all.)

( I have not watched ECW for the last 3 weeks or so, and i'm not watching this week either, ffs WWE, jobbers do not = ratings, firing Heyman does not =ratings, making Lashey champ does not =ratings, burying RVD does not = ratings, the only thing that = ratings on that show is CM Punk atm..had to get that off my chest)

(just felt like posting something in parentheses.)

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The number one contender hasn't won a match in over a month.

Who's more extreme:

http://img306.imageshack.us/img306/6720/fatkid2zl5.gif > Bobby Lashley