Extreme Caption Wrestling(Updated PPV Card Posted On Pg.4) CanadianCrippla SUX DICK
 

I'm gonna be Hulk Hogan

The One will be Kevin Nash

And since this is ECW, you can be any WWE superstar you want


Sign up!!

This is where it all began:

Diesel Mac's ECW Battle Royal

HISTORY IN THE MAKING!

http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.ph...75#post1541675

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Hulk Hogan: AS THE NEXT ECW CHAMPION, I AM DECLARING MYSELF THE SAVIOR OF ECW, BROTHER

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Heyman: Well, suicide is on the menu tonight

Brock Lesnar: Can I still keep the shirt?

If Diesel Mac can drink a little more, he could be our Scott Hall...

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OH SHIT! PUT THE KIDS TO SLEEP!

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Nash: Uh, Hoggy...I don't know if you realise this or not, but uh, because I am so awesome, the entire arena has cleared out. I mean it, not a single fan is left. And it's all because they didn't want to see me so THIS TO YOU...

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Joey Styles: OH MY GOD! Nash just did the classic Empty Arena Nobody Gives A Fuck Taunt!

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*Hogan is weakened by the lack of people caring about him, so much so that he has to lean against the ropes for balence...*

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Mean Gene: Now tell me, why are you continuing to to this long after people have stopped paying attention?

Nash: Hall needs beer money, and I am an attention starved whore.

:y:

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*Hogan tries to regroup his thoughts and tries to pick up his shattered ego*

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Hogan: Yo Kev. Remember the time you tore your quad at Burger King? Who clotheslined the manager for those slippery greasy floors? ME!

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Nash: Yeah, who pokes you with the needle in the ass everytime you need your 'vitamins'? THAT'S RIGHT! ME!

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Hogan: Remember the time you tore your quad when you were sleeping?

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Nash: SHUT UP! AT THE NEXT PPV...ECW ONE NIGHT STAND 3, I'll show you who the real ECW savior is! That's right! YOURS TRULY, BABY! Let's go Brooke (blonde girl in the red shirt). Show me where your old man's couch is

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OH NOES YOU DIDN'T!!!!

So I could even be...CORPSE SGT. SLAUGHTER!!!

Anywho Bags me X-Pac...and the heat that goes with the Walt-Man!!!

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Nash: Look Hogan, I got people to back me. I mean once I tear my quad half way through the match, Scott Hall is gonna start throwing beer cans at you...and then after that...Sean Waltman is going to have sex with Chyna! Now I know what you're thinking, why does that matter at all? Well I'll tell you...

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Nash: Cause when one of us picks up some funky new version of an STD, we ALL get it. And since I'm already gonna tear my quad, maybe even twice, I figured I might as well make this EXTREME and blade myseld. Then I am gonna bleed into your eye! And before you know it, it will be like we all had sex with Chyna, who fucked Hunter, who fucked Michaels, who fucked McMahon, who fucked Linda, who fucked...well nothing cause her fucking anything is fucking nasty!

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Nash: The point is! We roll as a crew, and once we get done gang bangin your daughter, WHATCHA GONNA DO...when I fake injury so I won't have to lay down for you???

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Hogan: Yo Rob, wake up.

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RVD: zzzzzzzzzzz4:20zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZ

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Hogan: Hey just wanted to tell you that I'm the new savior of ECW, and when I beat Nash at ONS III, I'll make sure to represent ECW

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*RVD wakes up from his high*

RVD: Over the past 5 years, i've pretty much lost all connection with happiness. It used to be that there were little things that perked me up and made me in a good mood. Things like Christmas trees. I put a new Chirstmas tree up in my apartment. I used to get so happy inside by looking at them. Now all i can think about is how long it will take me to tear it down after Christmas.

Long drives while smoking the stickiest of the icky made me happy all the time. Now i just want to stay home and sit on my couch.

Jerking off has become more like a job then it has a pleasurable experience. Before i talk myself into spanking it, I usually talk myself out of it by thinking about all the work i do for a split second of happiness.

I've thought about getting a dog, but i dont wanna have to walk it all the time . I also dont want to clean up poop. Smelling dog poop sends me into a Hulk like rage. Its weird. I hate dog poop. Probably ate some when i was a kid or something.

I dont want to spend time with my family on the holidays. I feel as if my time could be better spent and by better spent i mean, sitting on the couch and being high.

I dont want a girlfriend. 2 years ago when i thought about having a girlfriend, I had a very optimistic approach. I was pretty excited about the thought and really enjoyed the dating aspect. Now, I dont want anything to do with a girlfriend. I honestly, at this moment, couldnt talk myself into wanting to have sex. I have no sex drive and even if a fairly decent girl is wanting to reverse cowgirl my cock , i'd probably find a reason to talk myself out of it.

This place used to make me happy. Actually still does, but its also made me pretty self absorbed. I dont really care about other topics on the board. I dont read 70% of the topics here and honestly, when i see people talking about " That thread " or " That person said this ". I could care less. Unless anything has anything to do with my posting personality on this board, i dont pay attention. The only thing thats made me happy here, is by verbally assaulting anyone i can. I used to do this to make people laugh and be accepted by the popular folk, but now i just do it cause i dont really want to be friends with anyone here. I do it for that 10% chance that i might actually laugh my ass off to myself. I could care less what anyone thinks about me. Or if i hurt someones feelings. I'm trying to make me happy. And lately the only way i've been able to do that, is by coming here and calling people names and coming up with a zinger or two. I probably could have been friends with alot of you and do the whole " talk on MSN and AIM about really cools stuff pertaining to TPWW and calling those people by there real names like Michael Stima " thing, but thats so boring. That doesnt make me happy. These internet forums are set up to be a friends area where everyone chats and discusses opinions, but i think thats bull shit. I can do that in real life with no problem. Thats the stuff i dont want to do. I used to enjoy myself alot more when i could come on here and insult someone and not face any repercussions. Now i think about that and look back on some of my past posts. I'm proud of nothing. Not that i should be, but i dont even laugh at some of the insane shit i've said. Some things i've said have been soley to get attention. Cause i cant tolerate getting attention the right way ( being friends and junk ). That is slow and irratating. I suck basically.

I have a shitty job i dont like, 2 addictions, a dream and no major responsibility. All of this works together to totally fuck my life every year. I dont have enough balls to quit my shitty job because my dream is a financial risk. Even if i did pull the trigger on the dream, i have 2 addictions that will basically do me in. I sleep all week long sometimes. Literally waking up for 4-5 hours and going back to sleep for 9-12 hours over and over again. I have no motivation. Even when i dont want to sleep, I still go to sleep.

I'm about to be 25 years old and i've accomplished nothing. I dont even have anything to fall back on or strive towards. And if i did, in the mood i've been in for the past 2 years, I'd find away to fuck that up big time.

I've lost the game of life so far and it sucks really bad, by i have no motivation to change things right now.

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Hogan: Whatever works for you, man

Best. Naitch Placement. Ever.

I suggested to Funky Fly to join as Lashley. Hopefully he takes the bait

And by the way Rob...I'm so hardcore I wear pink on my suits! Vinny Vegas 4 Lyfe!

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That's not hardcore.

This...

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is hardcore!!!

Naitch Hogan
Tovo Nash
Diesel Hall
Im-Pac-Able

The ECWpWo! 4 lyfe suckaaaas!

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Tazz: Jim Ross? Where's Styles?

JR: Yeah, Styles is gone. I'm the new ECW play by play announcer

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*Tazz is CHOKED*

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JR: If you keep pouting like that, we're gonna have to replace you with The King

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Look Hogan! I don't know about you, but I have no clue what the fuck Gulak even posted!

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4 LYFE!

Gulak's post was hilarious. Totally random

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Yeah.......

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I can't believe Im-Pac-Able posted a tripod pic! I am totally destroyed emotionally! Waaaaaaa!

LOL

use imageshack.us to host your pics

www.obsessedwithwrestling.com has tons of pics

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Look Hogan, this is the last time you will ever see me on my back!

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Hogan Naitch: When I hit the Hammerstein Ballroom, 2000 ECW FAITHFUL will chant my name

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ToVo Nash: What the hell is Hogan talking about. I'm heading out there. Oh, hey Shawn, wanna join ECW?

HBK: Sure why not

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Hogan Naitch: With the power of my EXTREMEMANIACS I will make give Nash an EXTREMEBIGBOOT, followed by an EXTREMEBODYSLAM, and I will finish him off with an EXTREMELEGDROP! 1-2-3! YOUR NEW ECW CHAMPION....Hollywood Hulk EXTREME Hogan

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ToVo Nash: Are you fucking kidding me?

too busy and charismatic to be Lashley.

Gonna sticky this, tho.

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Look guys, I'm wearing black poeple clothing!

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But no seriously, Naitch Hogan, I don't know what all this EXTREME stuff is, but I train with some pretty elite people. I mean there are some little people from Madegascar. I also think I once worked out with Denis Rodman, but really all he did was blow me....but damn that was hot. Infact I think i am gonna go do some one-man working out thinking about that...excuse me...

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lol

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Addy2Bischy - Hey Kev, mind if I join in?

Volare Henning: Hey now don't forget about me. I got this big ass belt dammit!

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John "Bradshaw" Layfield :I am rich, smart, funny, intelligent, and will soon be proven to be EXTREME!!

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JBL: I read books with no pictures!

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JBL: I have this snazzy shirt!

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JBL: I make balloons fall from the heavens!

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JBL: I AM A WRESTLING GOD! BE IN AWE OF...









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JBL: Thank you.

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So I get a call from Vince McMahon, and he says 'Eric, I need two things from you. Firstly my cock sucked, and secondly a GM for ECW.' So I say sure, and I get here to find out that HOGAN is saying he's extreme and Nash is wearing black people's clothing. Tear a quad you jackass, I'm in charge around here. I'm EXTREME!

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I challenge any ECW 'extremist' to come try it on Easy E!

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Todd Grisham: HALT ERIC BISCHOFF! I, TODD GRISHAM SHALL BE THE NEW GM OF ECW!!!!

























































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BITCH!

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NUMBER ONE REASON TODD SHOULD BE GM...







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He'd bring the bitches to ECW!

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BITCH!

Damn all this talk about Grisham...Gotta ignore it Cause Im Volare Henning Dammit!!

I'm a "PERFECT" CHAMPION and no one can top that!

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Simmons:...........DAMN

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I call the big guy, HBK.

I'm in...

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YAY! Someone finally picks me to do something other than lay on my back.

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Hey, I resent that!

Benoit.

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*Stumbles in*

"Diesel Hall is here!"

*falls down in a drunken stupor.

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Todd Grisham, you aren't the only one who can wear glasses, although I make it look good. I've written a few words for the occasion.

Todd is not god
He wears glasses just for fun
And when Easy E kicks his ass
He'll be running home to Mom

What do you think of that Grisham, get your ass out of here.

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Now thats over with, I've got a few things to say to you Nas.....WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

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SOMEBODY GET THIS JOBBER OFF OF ME!

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ToVo Nash: Look everyone! Diesel Hall's dick is THIS big.

Diesel Hall: Hey at least I'm only drunk...look at ImPacable, he's high off his ass!

ImPacable: Wha? Huh?

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Diesel Hall: But we actually have a purpose for being out here!

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Tovo Nash: That's right! See we're are so great we really don't need to actually win anything, and hell let's face it, none of us like wrestling. But we sure as hell like collecting checks. So Addy2Biischy! Come on down! You're the next contestant on "The Check Isn't Earned!" We let you hang out with us cool fuckers, join in at our circle jerks, and you being the boss make sure we don't EVER have to wrestle, and IF we do, you make sure we don't have to lay down...well...I guess ImPac can since he's kind of the jobber, but I have to look out for my quad!

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Diesel Hall: WE NEED MORE BEER!

ToVo Nash: *Thinking to himself*I wonder if anyone notices I'm grabbing my dick...

Diesel Hall: BEER! MORE BEER!

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ToVo Nash: OK, we're gonna go ahead and take off, but...wait a second....is that Canadian Crippla I see???

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*They take turns powerbombing him for a few hours...*

I'm black now?

...you're a dumbass...I regret including you at all...

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MY BEST FRIENDS ARE HERE WITH BEER! Guys, we don't have to wrestle, we only need write ECW, and we can start with my new best friend...

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My name is CanadianPenis, and I have been treated unfairly by those drunks, I say to you three - 'why are you always picking on me?'

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I'm not hanging with you, you whiny little bitch. I'm going to the ring to get me some beer. Diesel Hall, throw me a beer!

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Now to get us some bitches....EXTREME STYLE!

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Hello pretty, how do you fancy a feel of the Easy E?

lol addy2hotty

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Tovo Nash: Look at this! Addy2Bischy doesn't want to deal with Canadian Penis...and hell, who would? Oh well, I'm gonna go take a nap.

Official matches signed for ONS III:

ECW Championship: EXTREME Hogan (me) vs. ToVo Nash (The One)

ECW GM position on the line: Whoever is Todd Grisham vs. Eric Bischoff

LOL watch out for JBL (JamesSteele is a veteran when it comes to this)

lol at KOos being Funaki. GO GET EM!

I'll post the PPV in this thread whenever I feel like it. Don't treat this like an e-fed/c-fed. Just have fun and make fun of ECW

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CM Punk: if there's one savior of ECW its me! CM Punk! My tattoos aren't decorations the DECLARATIONS!

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Ref: Punk lets go grab a beer.

Punk: LOL no I don't drink beer i'm gay like that

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Nash: Wait wait wait...CM Pink...are you telling me you don't do ANY cocain?

CM: No

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Nash: Seriously not a little weed after a long hard day of not laying down?

CM: No.

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Nash: You at least drink right???

CM: No.

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Nash: I don't get it...I don't get it TO THE EXTREME!

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Kane!: What? You don't think I'm extreme?

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Kane!: I'm so extreme I shave with an axe

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Kane!: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG EXTREME *SNORT*

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Maria: Hi guys! This is Maria here! I have a VERY special guest today. He comes from the land of rice and Godzilla...Scot Funaki!

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Funaki: He-wo Maw-ria.

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Maria: ELMER FUDD!!! He's my favorite X-Man! So Funaki, what brings you here.

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Funaki: World Domination...HA...HA...HAHAHA.

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Maria: World...Domination??? But Funaki, this is wrestling.

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Funaki: ....O. Soy sawce, too.

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Maria: Soy sauce?

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Funaki: ...IN-DEEEED.

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Maria: But shouldn't your goal be, WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION?

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Funaki: ...hmmm...indeed.

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Triple H: Just so you know-uuhhhhh, the Game is here-uhhhh, to push his way into the main event of One Nigh...erm...to show just how extreeeeme-uuuuhh he is. And if you don't believe me...

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Triple H: Check out my gunnnnnn-uuuuuuhhhhhh!

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Triple H: By the way, Scotty, I saw Jake in the back. There's only this much Jack left. You might wanna send the indeed guy with the funny eyes to go get some more.

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Jake the Snake: It's okay, guys. I found my back-up stash. Now this is going to get EXTREME.

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Hand: Bubba Bubba!
Bubba: WTF do you want hand?
Hand: High Five!!
Bubba: Fuck you.

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Bubba:The Dudley Boys have heard the news! Yes ECW is back. We heard the stories and read the news boys. And by coming back, we have changed. Yes, we have. As a matter of fact, here is our first surprise.

Bubba:DVON

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Dvon:The fuck do you want?

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Bubba:Get the bitches!!!

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Dvon:Fuck you.

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Bubba:FINE I'LL GET THEM MYSELF!!!

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Bubba:WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST!?

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Dvon:The fuck is wrong with you man? Stop yelling you fat fuck...I'll go first.

The band is back
 

a limo pulls up in front the ECW arena

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fans creme thier pants

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LC: what up Cocky J


Here Comes the Money

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First of all, whomever changed the topic title to "This shit is gay" can kiss my ass. There's not only one Mod in around these parts. C-Feding is alive and kicking boys


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You hear that RDD, you faggot.


Old school c-fed fans start a TNA Chan
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LC: So I get a call from my boy the Naitch who tells me that he wants to try c-fedding again. Only this time it's back to the basics and it's back to just kind of fucking around. In ECW, the boys go back to doing what the original TNA was all about. Having some fun and not giving a shit about winning or losing, not caring about writing matches and certainly not stressing out getting a promo up.


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Check out what happens to people who stress about promos


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That's Cool King, former NCW star. The business got to him. That's not happening again. Today ECW becomes the staple just like TNA was. LC is back and is ready to c-fed again.


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For a week or 2. :lol:


:p

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Hi, I'm Todd Grisham. And with me is the self proclaimed #1 Asian, Scot Funaki.

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Numba 1, Todd. Numba 1!

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But Funaki, you're the only Asian in ECW.

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...Indeed. That's why I am Numba 1.

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I understand you have some sort of open challenge?

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Yus...Todd. I am issuing an open challwenge tow any man, wooman, or small plant.

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Small plant?

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Ahhhh yus. I have seen that movie "Little Shop of Horrors." I know that plants can be vewy deadly.

*suddenly a large shadow overtakes everything*

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....

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....oh shit.

*Funaki runs away faster than you can say Kung Pow*

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*ECW FAITHFUL including jindrak BOO HOGAN HARD*

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EXTRRRREEEEEEEEEEME!

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Extreme Hogan: You see. Let me tell you something, brothers....

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Extreme Hogan: Vince McMahon told me th...


HERE COMES THE MONEY


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ToVo Nash: What? Shane O' Mac?

HBK: That's LC

ToVo Nash: El what?

Where the fuck is Kane!

:p

Get me a match Naitch.

COME ON

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Hand: Bubba Bubba!!!
Bubba: Yes hand what is it?
Hand: Pull my finger!!!
Bubba: Fuck you!
Hand: Okay! Sorry sorry. I wanted to ask you a question, Bubba! What do you plan on doing in your planned match against HHH and Jake the Snake Roberts!?
Bubba: Well Hand, me and Dvon here have thought long and hard about this. Yes we have. And...well...we plan on winning, hand.

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Bubba: Hold on, wtf is that smell?!

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Dvon: It wasn't me...

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Bubba: Oh...Hand buddy. Here comes your mom.

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Hand: :'(

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Hello loyal ECW fans, this is Josh Matthews. Today I am on the hunt for ECW's #1 Asian, Scot Funaki. Ever since his "open challenge" was answered by The Great Khali, Funaki has been MIA. However, being the God that I am...I am going to find Funaki. Why? Because I ordered some Sweet N' Sour Chicken.

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Funaki? Oh no, it's just a cute little kitten. How sweet.

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Funaki?? Oh no it's just a couple of cute little kids. (Maybe they've seen Funaki) Hey there little tykes, have you seen this man?

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I made a poo-poo.

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Uhhhh that's not wise, little kid.

LC/ RDD McMahon/ Eugene Splaya
 

Here Comes the Money

Doing the shivy
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uhhh, I saw the topic Title got changed again. Anybody want to fess up?


Fans start an RDD chant

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Well, I'm going to count to 3 and if the person who keeps doing this doesn't confess, I'm going to have to take away the World of Warcraft games in the back


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Out comes RDD McMahon after a 2 count


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RDD McMahon: It was me LC.....It was me all along. You're my Bitch!


Fans booo his sorry video game playing ass


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LC: Hey, I think you should go check your game in the back. I think saw Eugene Splaya on the keyboard and mouse.


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Eugene Splaya: Uh Oh, Game Over. Everything Erased


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RDD runs back to his locker room

Fans laugh thier ass off


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lol, why do you have to be such a nerd RDD? Go find some friends.

*lowblow*

Oh God, the 1,000th return of CFedding. I think I'll just be a spectator this time :lol:

I am debating whether to go full-time with Todd or JBL.

Yeah, I don't give a fuck, gonna join this shit.

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Fans: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

*Lights go out, Cena is in the ring...*

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Cena: ROFL, You thought Jericho was coming out! Fucking mar-

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Cena: OH SHIT!

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ECW Fan: GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ARENA, BITCH!

*BOOM*

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Cena: I'LL BE BACK!

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LC: I'm glad you're reading my promos while on your PS3 breaks Doggy Mac. Thanks for the free publicity by the way.


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DAMN

It's not the Naitch.

It's RDD McMahon

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RDD McMahon: WOW, THE CHURCH OF THE NAITCH! I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO AWESOME BEFORE IN MY LIFE. WHENEVER I LEAVE MY BASEMENT FROM PLAYING WORLD OF WARCRAFT TO GO TO THE GROCERY STORE TO PICK UP TAMPONS FOR MY MOM, I MAKE SURE TO GET SOME SUNLIGHT. BUT MAN, THE LIGHT SHINES SO BRIGHT IN THESE PARTS!

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LC: Hey, didn't you cry when you watched the Pokemon movie?

RDD: Shhhhhh shut up

LC: Merry Christmas, man

RDD: Yeah whatever

hey if you aren't on the card, you'll be on the PPV. Don't worry :lol:

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McMahon: Hey, what's wrong with Jake today? I saw him earlier and he was pissed off

Triple H: Yeah, I kinda accidently...

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Triple H: ...drove my Extreme Stick through his last Jakeweiser.

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McMahon: And how is he now?

Triple H: Well he wasn't good but I found a little something to cheer him up. Go take a look.

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Jake: Hey, anybody want in on this?

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McMahon: I'm so glad I don't give a fuck about this shithole

I want in

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Hey Todd, how do you like the new ECW belt? It spins and everything! The ECW fans young and young will like this. And when Tovo wins and is drunk with his boys, they will have hours of fun watching this little baby go round and round.

NOW, down to business.

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Bischy - Hello pretty, I know we've just met and all, but how would you feel about being on a pole during my match with Todd Grisham at One Night Stand. You can have the pole enter ANY orifice you desire.

Schoolgirl - But I'm too young.

Bischy - Err...no you're not.

Schoolgirl - Yes I am....

Bishy - Any more out of you, and I'll get Randy 'Randy' Orton out here.

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As for Todd Grisham's ECW, it's BURNING. BURNING like a day at Kane's house.

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Fake Tovo - Did someone say BURN?

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Er, Kane, you are wearing the wrong shit. It's not 1997 or something.

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SHIT.

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RAAAAARRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!


Eric Bischy2hotty vs Todd Grisham (Schoolgirl on a Pole Match for the ECW GM Position)

We go to the backstage area, where the Merchadise is being sold

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Yo, Listen up everyone, I have no real point here, except to waste camera time, and to pronounce that, I have entered the land of extreme, and I am the first and only wrestler in ECW to come out, that I am here and ready for action, not the kind of action, that gave me words, I can't even begin to pronounce with my 5th grade education, and that I am the most extreme thing ever to enter this promotion, don't beleive me...Ask my doctors, I have been pinched to death by crabs in my lower regions, had warts in my asshole, and get herpes outbreaks everyday...But enough about my hardcore activities, because ECW will soon find out...Aids, has no late fees my friends.

lol

yo, bad news, I got a new job so I won't be able to write the shows. Plus my computer is being slow as a bitch

whoever wants to take over as bookerman go ahead :y:

I'll still promo as EXTREME Hogan though

anyways, here's what I had so far for ECW ONS III:

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*No pyros. Because pyros are NOT extreme*

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IT'S CANADIAN CRIPPLA!!!!!!

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Ref: Sorry but you've been IPbanned from the ring

CC: NO!!!!!

Ref: Yes

CC: Can you atleast ban Destor again? That would make me feel better

Ref: What?

CC: Unban Vermaat. I don't see what he did wrong to get banned in the first place. He was also a good poster

Ref: BANNED

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HBK Avenger: WHoa Nelly. If the guy wants a match, let the sock in.

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CC: ....

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SUPERKICK TO CANADIAN CRIPPLA!

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Winner: HBK Avenger



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*CC is escorted out of the ECW arena*

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Way to job me out right away. :mad:

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ToVo Nash: What...uh...what just happened there?

HBAvenger: I just kicks CanadianCock in the face.

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ToVo Nash: But uh...did you...did you just serve him?

HBAvenger: Yeah I think I did...

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Both: YOU JUST GOT SERVED!

I am the new owner of ECW!

Splaya wants to do this

Wait till page 4, folks.

lmao @ Splaya

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*ECW FAITHFUL BOO HOGAN HARD*

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Heyman: I can't believe this

Lesnar: I like Hogan

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EXTRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEME!!!

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EXTREME Hogan: As a true ECW icon and original..

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EXTREME Hogan: ...I just want to wish Big ToVo GOOD LUCK at One Night Stand III, because he's gonna need it

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ToVo: Fuck Hogan

Diesel Mac: Fuck man, I gotta puke...

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ToVo: Stay the fuck away from me

Diesel Mac: Oh shit...

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Triple H: I fuckin' hate you Mac!</font>

(First off, how the fuck did I get in charge of presenting shit. This was all Naitch's doing...I ain't gonna run, write, or do a fucking thing, so JS, I guess that means it's a one man show...)

ToVo Nash: Alright everyone. As finish wipping Diesel Hall's puke off myself, I realise that not everyone knows just how EXTREME I am here in EXTREME CW. So without further ado...I give you...



ToVo Nash: First I show you that I a, so EXTREME, I can step over the ropes!

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ToVo Nash: Ohhh yeah, kind of like just hanging out here...the rope kind of gives me a wedgy, but it feels soooo EXTREME! Now, I ask, what man or beast alive today, could carry two, I repeat...TWO flimsy guitars? Tovo Nash, that's who!

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ToVo Nash: And finally, I am going to need EXTREME Hogan for my last physical challenge...

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ToVo Nash: Now EXTREME Hogan, go ahead, feel up my EXTREME pec muscle...

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ToVo Nash: Yeah, nice huh? So uh, I think I've made my point. In the land of EXTREME, I run this plizzace! And I talks like a gansta, and wear gangsta ass clothes. EXTREME 4 lyfe bitach!

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ToVo will get shot