Legends Battle Royal
 

Lets see who is the Legend of Legends!


When you eliminate someone, explain how they were eliminated and by whom.

Only 1 elimination per post.

Update the list also. Only 1 wrestler per person for 4 hours.

If you don't follow the rules, your elimination doesn't count, no matter who you are, end of story. Please play by the rules, it's more fun that way.

1: British Bulldog
2: Bret Hart
3: Owen Hart
4: Andre the Giant
5: Hulk Hogan
6: Stone Cold Steve Austin
7: The Rock
8: Jake The Snake Roberts
9: Mick Foley
10: Ric Flair
11: Sting
12: Kevin Nash
13: Scott Hall
14: Goldberg
15: Mr. Perfect
16: Eddie Guerrero
17: Undertaker
18: Roddy Piper
19: Shawn Micheals
20: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
21: Ted Dibiase
22: Jerry Lawler
23: Road Warrior Animal
24: Road Warrior Hawk
25: Sid Vicious
26: Macho Man Randy Savage
27: Ultimate Warrior
28: Brian Pillman
29: Dusty Rhodes
30: Arn Anderson

Bret Hart yells "I STILL REMEMBER!" and throws out HBK.

1: British Bulldog
2: Bret Hart
3: Owen Hart
4: Andre the Giant
5: Hulk Hogan
6: Stone Cold Steve Austin
7: The Rock
8: Jake The Snake Roberts
9: Mick Foley
10: Ric Flair
11: Sting
12: Kevin Nash
13: Scott Hall
14: Goldberg
15: Mr. Perfect
16: Eddie Guerrero
17: Undertaker
18: Roddy Piper
20: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
21: Ted Dibiase
22: Jerry Lawler
23: Road Warrior Animal
24: Road Warrior Hawk
25: Sid Vicious
26: Macho Man Randy Savage
27: Ultimate Warrior
28: Brian Pillman
29: Dusty Rhodes
30: Arn Anderson

Noticing that Kevin Nash, the most popular and skilled wrestler ever is in the ring, everyone turns their attention to him. They all gang up on him, ALMOST eliminating him, but he fakes tearing his quad so they stop and he throws Bret Hart out.

1: British Bulldog
3: Owen Hart
4: Andre the Giant
5: Hulk Hogan
6: Stone Cold Steve Austin
7: The Rock
8: Jake The Snake Roberts
9: Mick Foley
10: Ric Flair
11: Sting
12: Kevin Nash
13: Scott Hall
14: Goldberg
15: Mr. Perfect
16: Eddie Guerrero
17: Undertaker
18: Roddy Piper
20: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
21: Ted Dibiase
22: Jerry Lawler
23: Road Warrior Animal
24: Road Warrior Hawk
25: Sid Vicious
26: Macho Man Randy Savage
27: Ultimate Warrior
28: Brian Pillman
29: Dusty Rhodes
30: Arn Anderson

Everyone eliminates Sid at once because he's not a legend. :lol:

1: British Bulldog
3: Owen Hart
4: Andre the Giant
5: Hulk Hogan
6: Stone Cold Steve Austin
7: The Rock
8: Jake The Snake Roberts
9: Mick Foley
10: Ric Flair
11: Sting
12: Kevin Nash
13: Scott Hall
14: Goldberg
15: Mr. Perfect
16: Eddie Guerrero
17: Undertaker
18: Roddy Piper
20: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
21: Ted Dibiase
22: Jerry Lawler
23: Road Warrior Animal
24: Road Warrior Hawk
25: Macho Man Randy Savage
26: Ultimate Warrior
27: Brian Pillman
28: Dusty Rhodes
29: Arn Anderson

:foc: CC :mad: :mad: :mad:

LOL

You know, these aren't very realistic battle royals. There are never DOUBLE eliminations. :(

*Hogan's couch does a run in and eliminates his owner...Hulk Hogan*

1: British Bulldog
3: Owen Hart
4: Andre the Giant
6: Stone Cold Steve Austin
7: The Rock
8: Jake The Snake Roberts
9: Mick Foley
10: Ric Flair
11: Sting
12: Kevin Nash
13: Scott Hall
14: Goldberg
15: Mr. Perfect
16: Eddie Guerrero
17: Undertaker
18: Roddy Piper
20: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
21: Ted Dibiase
22: Jerry Lawler
23: Road Warrior Animal
24: Road Warrior Hawk
25: Macho Man Randy Savage
26: Ultimate Warrior
27: Brian Pillman
28: Dusty Rhodes
29: Arn Anderson

It's true though...:rofl:

With no Creative Control in the match, Stone Cold Steve Austin throws Hulk Hogan out of the ring.

1: British Bulldog
3: Owen Hart
4: Andre the Giant
6: Stone Cold Steve Austin
7: The Rock
8: Jake The Snake Roberts
9: Mick Foley
10: Ric Flair
11: Sting
12: Kevin Nash
13: Scott Hall
14: Goldberg
15: Mr. Perfect
16: Eddie Guerrero
17: Undertaker
18: Roddy Piper
20: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
21: Ted Dibiase
22: Jerry Lawler
23: Road Warrior Animal
24: Road Warrior Hawk
26: Macho Man Randy Savage
27: Ultimate Warrior
28: Brian Pillman
29: Dusty Rhodes
30: Arn Anderson

Damn. Naitch beat me to it.

eliminating Hogan twice is therapeutic anyways

Stone Cold and Undertaker debate over who is the true Texan Badass, and it seems like Stone Cold has won, until Undertaker reminds Stone Cold of "Stunning'' Steve Austin, thus forcing Stone Cold to give himself the finger and walk out of the ring.
1: British Bulldog
3: Owen Hart
4: Andre the Giant
7: The Rock
8: Jake The Snake Roberts
9: Mick Foley
10: Ric Flair
11: Sting
12: Kevin Nash
13: Scott Hall
14: Goldberg
15: Mr. Perfect
16: Eddie Guerrero
17: Undertaker
18: Roddy Piper
20: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
21: Ted Dibiase
22: Jerry Lawler
23: Road Warrior Animal
24: Road Warrior Hawk
26: Macho Man Randy Savage
27: Ultimate Warrior
28: Brian Pillman
29: Dusty Rhodes
30: Arn Anderson

<font color=white>As Austin walks up the aisle, he calls for a few Steveweisers. Upon seeing this, both Scott Hall and Jake Roberts jump out of the ring (Jake through the middle rope ;)) and proceed to chase Austin up the aisle. Austin only agrees to share his beer if Jake sets Hall on fire. He promptly does. After drinking the beer, Jake snorts Hall's ashes, takes off his clothes and re-enters the battle royal off his fuckin' head.

1: British Bulldog
3: Owen Hart
4: Andre the Giant
7: The Rock
8: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts
9: Mick Foley
10: Ric Flair
11: Sting
12: Kevin Nash
14: Goldberg
15: Mr. Perfect
16: Eddie Guerrero
17: Undertaker
18: Roddy Piper
20: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
21: Ted Dibiase
22: Jerry Lawler
23: Road Warrior Animal
24: Road Warrior Hawk
26: Macho Man Randy Savage
27: Ultimate Warrior
28: Brian Pillman
29: Dusty Rhodes
30: Arn Anderson</font>

Feeling the urge to do a dastardly dangerous spot, Mick Foley sets up a ladder in the ring and dives onto the announce table.

However the move is botched as the table doesn't break and Foley kills himself.

1: British Bulldog
3: Owen Hart
4: Andre the Giant
7: The Rock
8: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts
10: Ric Flair
11: Sting
12: Kevin Nash
14: Goldberg
15: Mr. Perfect
16: Eddie Guerrero
17: Undertaker
18: Roddy Piper
20: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
21: Ted Dibiase
22: Jerry Lawler
23: Road Warrior Animal
24: Road Warrior Hawk
26: Macho Man Randy Savage
27: Ultimate Warrior
28: Brian Pillman
29: Dusty Rhodes
30: Arn Anderson

*The Rock, knowing that he is too good for this wrestling bullshit, exits through the SECOND ROPES to do some commentary with the announcers to kill some time*

*Meanwhile, Ric Flairs' wife makes her way down the ring and eliminates the Nature Boy :(*

1: British Bulldog
3: Owen Hart
4: Andre the Giant
7: The Rock (still in, just hanging out at the announce table)
8: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts
11: Sting
12: Kevin Nash
14: Goldberg
15: Mr. Perfect
16: Eddie Guerrero
17: Undertaker
18: Roddy Piper
20: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
21: Ted Dibiase
22: Jerry Lawler
23: Road Warrior Animal
24: Road Warrior Hawk
26: Macho Man Randy Savage
27: Ultimate Warrior
28: Brian Pillman
29: Dusty Rhodes
30: Arn Anderson

Kevin Nash feeling fatigued decides he'll join The Rock at the commentator's booth.

Meanwhile The Ultimate Warrior proceeds to go into a frenzy and manages to swallow Dusty Rhodes whole thus removing Dusty from the match altogether.

1: British Bulldog
3: Owen Hart
4: Andre the Giant
7: The Rock (still in, just hanging out at the announce table)
8: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts
11: Sting
12: Kevin Nash (hanging with The Rock at the table)
14: Goldberg
15: Mr. Perfect
16: Eddie Guerrero
17: Undertaker
18: Roddy Piper
20: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
21: Ted Dibiase
22: Jerry Lawler
23: Road Warrior Animal
24: Road Warrior Hawk
26: Macho Man Randy Savage
27: Ultimate Warrior
28: Brian Pillman
29: Dusty Rhodes
30: Arn Anderson

1: British Bulldog
3: Owen Hart
4: Andre the Giant
7: The Rock (still in, just hanging out at the announce table)
8: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts
11: Sting
12: Kevin Nash (hanging with The Rock at the table)
14: Goldberg
15: Mr. Perfect
16: Eddie Guerrero
17: Undertaker
18: Roddy Piper
20: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
21: Ted Dibiase
22: Jerry Lawler
23: Road Warrior Animal
24: Road Warrior Hawk
26: Macho Man Randy Savage
27: Ultimate Warrior
28: Brian Pillman
30: Arn Anderson

(Took Out Dusty)

Dibiase goes over the top rope and goes to the bank to try to buy the victory, but too late.


1: British Bulldog
3: Owen Hart
4: Andre the Giant
7: The Rock (still in, just hanging out at the announce table)
8: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts
11: Sting
12: Kevin Nash (hanging with The Rock at the table)
14: Goldberg
16: Eddie Guerrero
17: Undertaker
18: Roddy Piper
20: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
22: Jerry Lawler
23: Road Warrior Animal
24: Road Warrior Hawk
26: Macho Man Randy Savage
27: Ultimate Warrior
28: Brian Pillman
30: Arn Anderson

Ultimate Warrior sees Pat Patterson hamming it up with some guy by the gorilla position. This angers Warrior and he eliminates himself to go over there and teach Pat that "Queering don't make the World work."

1: British Bulldog
3: Owen Hart
4: Andre the Giant
7: The Rock (still in, just hanging out at the announce table)
8: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts
11: Sting
12: Kevin Nash (hanging with The Rock at the table)
14: Goldberg
16: Eddie Guerrero
17: Undertaker
18: Roddy Piper
20: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
22: Jerry Lawler
23: Road Warrior Animal
24: Road Warrior Hawk
26: Macho Man Randy Savage
28: Brian Pillman
30: Arn Anderson

Nash cracks his knuckles, and tears his quad in the process. He's taken away by the emts as he screams "not again!"


British Bulldog
Owen Hart
Andre the Giant
The Rock
Jake The Snake Roberts
Sting
Goldberg
Eddie Guerrero
Undertaker
Roddy Piper
Superfly Jimmy Snuka
Jerry Lawler
Road Warrior Animal
Road Warrior Hawk
Macho Man Randy Savage
Brian Pillman
Arn Anderson

1: British Bulldog
2: Owen Hart
3: Andre the Giant
4: The Rock (still in, just hanging out at the announce table)
5: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts
6: Sting
7: Goldberg
8: Eddie Guerrero
9: Undertaker
10: Roddy Piper
11: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
12: Jerry Lawler
13: Road Warrior Animal
14: Road Warrior Hawk
15: Macho Man Randy Savage
16: Brian Pillman
17: Arn Anderson

(Edited numbers)

:lol:

The One's gonna be unhappy with you.

In a feat of intestinal fortitude Kevin Nash returns, and having never went over the top rope climbs into the ring, quickly eliminating Arn Anderson.

1: British Bulldog
2: Owen Hart
3: Andre the Giant
4: The Rock (still in, just hanging out at the announce table)
5: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts
6: Sting
7: Goldberg
8: Eddie Guerrero
9: Undertaker
10: Roddy Piper
11: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
12: Jerry Lawler
13: Road Warrior Animal
14: Road Warrior Hawk
15: Macho Man Randy Savage
16: Brian Pillman
17: Kevin Nash

Oh, so The Warrior can eat Dusty to take him out, but Nash tearing his quad wasn't good enough?

I think you HAVE to go over the rope to be eliminated, so when Warrior gets thrown out it will be a double elimination. :-\

The Rock decides to back on the ring ,gets on the top turnbuckle with a mic and says his whole 'Finally...!!' routine but in mid sentence Eddie G. brings him back in the ring with a hurricanRANA.

Then Jake Roberts' python snorts all of his coke at ringside and jumbosizes itself to like 30 feet and starts whiplashing people left and right eliminating Jerry Lawler in the process!

1: British Bulldog
2: Owen Hart
3: Andre the Giant
4: The Rock (still in, just hanging out at the announce table)
5: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts
6: Sting
7: Goldberg
8: Eddie Guerrero
9: Undertaker
10: Roddy Piper
11: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
13: Road Warrior Animal
14: Road Warrior Hawk
15: Macho Man Randy Savage
16: Brian Pillman
17: Kevin Nash

Jake the NAKE Snake Roberts :lol:

Ok. This is my first attempt and its a little long lol:

After the hurricanrana to The Rock, Eddie stands in the corner grinning.
Sting runs and jumps over The Rock's body and hits Eddie with the Stinger splash.
Sting turns around only to get the boot from the Undertaker.
Andre proceeds to chokeslam the Undertaker but then gets speared by Goldberg.
Goldberg turns around and sees Jake at the other corner and starts running at him with the spear.
Jake thinks he sees a line of coke on the ground and bends over to snort it.
Goldberg misses Jake and manages to fly into the Python's open mouth.
Hulk Hogan comes to the ringside and tries to light a fireball into Macho Man's face but botches it and burns himself.
Macho is startled by the light and becomes even more paranoid and mistakes the Python for a giant Slim Jim.
He proceeds to "snap" into it but he can't so he throws it out of the ring eliminating Goldberg who was inside of it.

1: British Bulldog
2: Owen Hart
3: Andre the Giant
4: The Rock
5: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts
6: Sting
7: Eddie Guerrero
8: Undertaker
9: Roddy Piper
10: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
11: Road Warrior Animal
12: Road Warrior Hawk
13: Macho Man Randy Savage
14: Brian Pillman
15: Kevin Nash

*Kevin Nash tears his quad again, but to break his fall he falls into Owen, causing him to be thrown over the top rope.

1: British Bulldog
2: Andre the Giant
3: The Rock
4: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts
5: Sting
6: Eddie Guerrero
7: Undertaker
8: Roddy Piper
9: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
10: Road Warrior Animal
11: Road Warrior Hawk
12: Macho Man Randy Savage
13: Brian Pillman
14: Kevin Nash

(450, you ever try a stunt like that again, I kill you.)

Tovo makes his way ringside and begins perfoming fellatio on Kevin Nash. Nash, obviously distracted by erotic pleasures he'd never dreamed of, lets his guard down and is eliminated.

1: British Bulldog
2: Andre the Giant
3: The Rock
4: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts
5: Sting
6: Eddie Guerrero
7: Undertaker
8: Roddy Piper
9: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
10: Road Warrior Animal
11: Road Warrior Hawk
12: Macho Man Randy Savage
13: Brian Pillman

Blitz, I hate you. I fucking hate you. If it takes me the rest of my life, I will hunt you down, and chop off your dick, then shove it down your throat. As you choke on your own blood and wimpy penis, I will cut you open and rip your intestines out which I will use to tie your feet up and hang you from a tree. It is as this point I will use your limp (yet still living) body for practice with my crossbow. Finally, just before you die, I will reach inside your already cut open body, pull out your heart and force you to watch it stop beating. I hate you Blitz. I really and truly hate you.

I echo TOVO's rage.

Luv you Tovo.

Die you fucking son of a bitch. Die now, or have me kill you.

Woah, double neg rep from The One :rofl:
<table class="tborder" align="center" border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1" width="100%"><tbody id="collapseobj_usercp_reputation" style=""><tr><td class="alt2">http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/re...tation_neg.gif</td> <td class="alt1Active" id="p1545843" width="50%">Legends Battle Royal</td> <td class="alt2" nowrap="nowrap">12-27-2006 12:04 AM</td> <td class="alt1" nowrap="nowrap">The One</td> <td class="alt2" width="50%">NASH HATER! :mad:</td> </tr><tr> <td class="alt2">http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/re...tation_neg.gif</td> <td class="alt1Active" id="p1545807" width="50%">Legends Battle Royal</td> <td class="alt2" nowrap="nowrap">12-26-2006 11:57 PM</td> <td class="alt1" nowrap="nowrap">The One</td> <td class="alt2" width="50%">YOU SON OF A BITCH! :mad: :foc:</td></tr></tbody></table>

Damn straight! And I'd do it again...but I can't rep any more today. :(

But still... :foc:

Randy Savage loses his mind and starts rapping but gets thrown out


1: British Bulldog
2: Andre the Giant
3: The Rock
4: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts
5: Sting
6: Eddie Guerrero
7: Undertaker
8: Roddy Piper
9: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
10: Road Warrior Animal
11: Road Warrior Hawk
13: Brian Pillman

Tovo lost his mind

At least he didn't say you had genital warts :(

Don't make me add you to the list!

QUIT WARTING UP ALL THE THREADS YOU FUCKING WALKING DISEASE!

I love you The One

There are pills to prevent people like Tovo. I believe they're called "morning after" pills.

Superfly Jimmy Snuka goes up to the top rope to attempt a 840 degree Splash, but as he is not Kevin Nash he not only fails (only making a 360) but he also lands on the back of his head and bounces out of the ring.

1: British Bulldog
2: Andre the Giant
3: The Rock
4: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts
5: Sting
6: Eddie Guerrero
7: Undertaker
8: Roddy Piper
10: Road Warrior Animal
11: Road Warrior Hawk
13: Brian Pillman

I saw Nash the other day, he was actually working on a 1080 degree splash. True story.

Before or after he came on your face :o

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

ZING!

As Hawk is standing on the top rope for the Doomsday Device, Droz comes out and pushes him off eliminating him like he did in 1998 off the Titantron.

1: British Bulldog
2: Andre the Giant
3: The Rock
4: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts
5: Sting
6: Eddie Guerrero
7: Undertaker
8: Roddy Piper
10: Road Warrior Animal
13: Brian Pillman

<font color=white>Brian Pillman steals Droz's wheelchair only to flip it and crash 3 seconds later (damn tax returns), straight into Road Warrior Animal who lands somewhere in Texas. Jake Roberts asks Pillman if he's ok before going back to staring @ his hand in the corner.

1: British Bulldog
2: Andre the Giant
3: The Rock
4: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts
5: Sting
6: Eddie Guerrero
7: Undertaker
8: Roddy Piper
13: Brian Pillman</font>

The Rock, trying to steal Brock Lesnar's ideas, decides it's a good idea to Superplex Andre off the ropes. Everyone picks Andre up onto the turnbuckle and Rock sets him up. Sting comes under yelling "STACK SUPLEX!" and Rock kicks him in the face, out of the ring yelling "GO BACK TO TNA YOU FUCKWAD!" Rock and Andre stay on the top rope.

1: British Bulldog
2: Andre the Giant
3: The Rock
4: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts
6: Eddie Guerrero
7: Undertaker
8: Roddy Piper
13: Brian Pillman

Andre gets sick after eating too many steaks and drinking too much wine, throws himself over the top rope and takes a dump on Jim Ross head. And according to Ross, "it ain't made of chocolate."

1: British Bulldog
3: The Rock
4: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts
6: Eddie Guerrero
7: Undertaker
8: Roddy Piper
13: Brian Pillman

Eddie Guerrero drops dead in the ring. Rey Mysterio comes out and attempts to replace him but gets eliminated by everyone.

1: British Bulldog
3: The Rock
4: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts
6: Eddie Guerrero (technically still in, just not alive)
7: Undertaker
8: Roddy Piper
13: Brian Pillman

I can.

Jake drinks some more and stumbles over the top rope.

1: British Bulldog
3: The Rock
6: Eddie Guerrero (technically still in, just not alive)
7: Undertaker
8: Roddy Piper
13: Brian Pillman

Johnny Ace walks down to ringside and tells his brother Animal he's been released due to the fact he brought in useless models he saw while thumbing through a magazine. Animal goes over the top rope. Eliminated.

1: British Bulldog
2: Andre the Giant
3: The Rock
4: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts
5: Sting
6: Eddie Guerrero
7: Undertaker
8: Roddy Piper
9: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
11: Road Warrior Hawk
13: Brian Pillman

You're a little behind, ClockShot.

The British Bulldog trips over the stupid tassles that he had hanging from his boots for the majority of his career and falls head first over the top rope. He attempts to fly with the 'british flag' wings he had for a while, managing to tread the air quite successfully, until 'Lord' William Regal appears with a shotgun, shouts 'pull' and then blasts the flying Bulldog out of the sky.

3: The Rock
6: Eddie Guerrero (technically still in, just not alive)
7: Undertaker
8: Roddy Piper
13: Brian Pillman

Undertaker brings Tim White out with a giant stake. After the obligatory "Mr. White, that's not wise", White misses trying to impale himself and grazes The Rock, who promptly oversells the stake and flies into the 5th row.


6: Eddie Guerrero (technically still in, just not alive)
7: Undertaker
8: Roddy Piper
13: Brian Pillman

The Undertaker and Roddy Piper attempt to throw Eddie out, but Pillman stops them and eliminates himself instead, saying "YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO NEXT!" He then runs off through the crowd.

6: Eddie Guerrero (technically still in, just not alive)
7: Undertaker
8: Roddy Piper

While Eddie is on the ground, Taker and Piper go at it until Piper remembers he is late for cancer treatment and eliminates himself. Taker is standing tall in the center of the ring while the fans chant "You Fucked Up!" at Clockshot. As a result, Clockshot has been entered in the Battle Royal. Meanwhile a mysterious light shines on Eddie Guerrero. It seems Eddie has manage to cheat death and now Taker isn't the only "dead man" in the ring now.

1. Eddie Guerrero [Now The 'Latino Phenom']
2. Undertaker
3. Clockshot

Eddie Guerrero sees this and rolls his eyes back into his head in the direction of The Undertaker who, until then, believed only he could pull off such a trick. The Undertaker in disbelief sees Paul Bearer make his way down the isle holding an urn. Bearer opens the urn and sucks The Undertaker (over the top rope mind you) into the urn.

6. Eddie Guerrero [Now The 'Latino Phenom']
3. Clockshot

*ToVo, completely emotionally destroyed thanks to Blitz (The fucking asshole) who eliminated Nash decides to go on a killing spree. He first shoots both Clockshot and Eddie Guerrero in the head, but seeing as Eddie is already dead, ToVo thinks quickly and places a buffet of drugs and alcohal outside the ring. Eddie leaps over the top rope and lands right in the middle of his joyious teasure. ToVo then runs into the ring, and throws Clockshot's dead body over the top rope. ToVo being the last man in the ring calls for a mic, he demands that for every minute from now until Nash is declared the winner of the Battle Royal he will shoot one of the front row audience members...*

...Several Hours Later...

*After the first few rows were killed, the officials relent and KEVIN NASH is announced the winner of this and all possible future TPWW Matches for all time.*

HAIL KEVIN NASH!

Clockshot eliminates Eddie Guerrero

Gulak, they both are gone...KEVIN NASH IS STILL THE WINNER TO ME DAMMIT!

*Truck horn plays* Out walks Diesel with a look of determination on his face. He gets in the ring face to face with Kevin Nash. These two extraordinary athletes are looking each other dead in the eye - toe to toe. Neither budging the crowd in a frenzy.

But he still lost to the finger poke of doom.:rofl:

That finger poke of doom is tougher to break than the glass ceiling.

Hey TOVO, have you ever met Kevin Nash before?

Vince McMahon comes out and says It was never made clear that this man was thrown over the top rope. *Psycho music plays* The crowd goes wild. It's Sid it's Sid, BAH GAWD it's Sid! He then procedes to rule both Nash's asses and win the match!

Your winner and LEGEND OF LEGENDS:

http://www.webontario.com/fighting/s...ious_title.jpg

The end the match is over nothing else happens. So anything you say after this is false. :shifty:

I thought I said Sid wasn't a legend.

Well I say he is because

Me>you :mad: