Gene Snitsky is headed to ECW
 

The Wrestling-Observer Newsletter reports that Gene Snitsky is headed to ECW.

Along the way, Snitsky will receive a new look as part of WWE's plan to make him what sources describe as a heel version of Kane.

The makeover is expected to include shaving his signature goatee and changing his hairstyle (possibly by shaving him bald).

Yeah, this wasn't reported already.

Lol, I don't even give a fuck anymore.

Give him the shoehorse haircut and dye his hair blond.

Viola, Hulk Hogan is now invading ECW. He will then be joined with Daniel Rodimer and Carlito and be collectively known as the wOf. (wasn't Our fault)

There goes my rep.:'(

No no no...He's turning into heel Kane. Since he's emo, it WAS his fault.

:n:

Waitaminute... Who's Gene Snitsky and what the fuck is ECW?

One is a novelty item only good for a few laughs. The other is a novelty item only good for a few laughs.

Yeah, I'm just beyond caring at this point. Any more guys you want over there, Lagana?

Can these two personalities co-exist under one roof without driving the other completely crazy? *Odd Couple Theme music*

It wasn't his fault.

I prefer the D-X version.

One is a devout Christian on his way to redemption. His best friend is the son-in law of a billionaire, on the highway to Hell. Can they tell millions at home to suck it without killing each other?

Take that Joey Mercury

As long as there's a paycheck and a yearly PPV main event spot, yes. Yes they can.

I chuckle when I read, "...headed for ECW." It sounds like somebody jumping ship then I realized the good old days are long gone.

So they're making him a heel Kane eh?

Doesn't Kane do a heel Kane?

No, they even got someone else to dress up as Kane - to be a heel Kane.

Not to mention, Vince invented a needle large enough for a camel to pass through the eye...

Wow... This is not surprising in the least. I feel he has more to offer than just being a generic hoss. I could be wrong, but I barely watch ECW now so I don't really care.

Maybe Snitsky can be the fake Mike Knox.

snitsky should be face

So I just read that Snitsky has arrived at the Smackdown/ECW tapings.

:|

OMFG HE'S JUMPING SHIP!














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:eek:

I'd love to see Snitsky debut as Christmas Kane.

"I've got some blinking light sockets jammed up my ass, but it wasn't! My! Fault!"

He should be "Dr. Gene Snitsky, Gynecologist".

"Whoops, we put in Car Scent instead of Pine Fresh. But it WASN'T MY FAULT!"

Or a Podiatrist, whichever.

Call me crazy, but I feel that Snitsky, if properly pushed, has the ability to be a draw for the WWE. He reminds me of a B-Movie actor who is so horrible he's great.

He's got horrible mic skills and is shit in the ring. The only way he could get over is if they book him Goldberg style and gave him a mouth piece.

I have to also admit to liking Snitsky. I have no fucking idea why. I guess it might be that when he debuted, he reminded me of a big, juiced up version of myself--a little bit awkward, big forehead, unruly goatee...dead baby jokes. I was a bit disappointed to see him start getting depushed.

I'm hoping this plays out better than it sounds like it will.

:rofl:

OOH! OOH! I vote parting the red sea!

:shifty:

If they're gonna make him a heel Kane, the next logical step would be to have a feud between the two.


Now how could we possibly book this? We'll have to have Snitsky do something really really mean to Kane......






































He'll run over his dog!!!!!! Brilliant!

Nah, he'll just slap around Lita until she has one of her monthly abortions. That'll show 'em!

Nah...that's so cliche...he should have to raise the dead!

You wants he should lapdance the Undertaker?

so we got a possible Kane vs Kane match at WM 23...I smell Controversy :shifty:

That creates cash.

I wouldn't put that much on it. It might be better to say pennies.

So it'll be like the reverse of Undertaker vs. Undertaker: The fake Kane will look smaller than the real one.

You know, I just remembered that they've already done Fake Kane vs. Kane. Man, can<s>'t</s> believe I didn't remember that.

I wasn't into that match...I figured it would be like the Taker vs Taker crap...









and I'm looking forward to May 19th for some reason :shifty:

Kane vs Kane is the msot forgettable match in years.

Actually, probably not. I've just forgotten the rest.

KKK'd
 

What about that Big Show/Kane match where they tried to chain wrestle?

LOL, I remember that. The announcers were so lost there.

Don't remember that one.

I remember the chain wrestling. It was right after they had quit being partners, when Big Show was trying to get him back to his senses. I actually thought it was pretty entertaining...there wasn't any BAHGAWD RING TECHNICIAN psychology, but it was a lighthearted match, with it being clear that Big Show was just trying to have a good time with Kane...y'know, for old time's sake. Try to get him level headed. It served a purpose, which you don't see too many matches do these days.

Also, the match was worth it alone for the audience and commentator reactions. Nobody knew what the fuck was going on. Good times.