Movie Parodies with wrestling themes:
 

Smarks on a Plane: Vince McMahon's private jet has been overrun by internet fans. Can Triple H save his ample ass from a surefire hissyfit? Rated R, with an unrated cut to DVD.

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YES! I've always wanted to try my hand at a wrestling themed movie poster. I think I'll try out "Smarks on a Plane". :D

http://www.impawards.com/

I love that site, high quality posters of movies dating back to the teens. Great to modify.

Ready to Rumble. That WAS a parody, wasn't it?

Definitely want to see that "Smarks on a Plane" image.

Click to Enlarge:

http://img.xylot.net/smarksonaplane_small.jpg

Yeah, I went a different route. I wanted to match the real SOAP poster, so I cast Benjamin in Jackson's part. Now he has to get rid of all the smarks from the WWE jet.

So that's it? No more? :(

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http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...uupinsmoke.jpg

Pretty old though. Will probably do a new one later...

Can I just make a movie title parodied from a movie title and not come up with a story? Sure I can:

- The Naked Mideon 2 1/2

I lack the application to go with my ideas. Oh well.

I wish I knew how to use photoshop. :(

Last Ride in Paris: An aging Undertaker seduces a young Parisian wrestler (Shannon Moore) on the condition that the relationship is purely sexual. Rated R for scenes of the Undertaker's sagging ass.

Pretty in Punk: A Straight Edger from the wrong side of the tracks, the stoner who loves him, and the Aging billionaire who has his ass. Rated Pg-13 for strong language and the invariable KMA club shot.

Main Event Wars: A New Joke: Young farmer Christian Cage discovers a pair of Cruiserweights intended for the Total iNterstellar Alliance, and is rapidly wrapped up in a struggle between the Alliance and Widespread World Empire. Assisted by former WWE soldier Kurt Angle, who instructs him to become a Kliq member like his father, and the Ammoral Jeff Jarrett, Christian Cage struggles in a fight against an ancient inner circle who seeks to destroy the legacy of the Main Event. Rated PG because shots of Darth Hunter and Emporer Assletov may scare young viewers.

The Terminator: Kane has been sent back in time to stop Gene Snitsky from killing the Unborn child of Lita, who will lead the revolution against hosses. Rated R, but it wasn't Snitsky's fault.

The Bookers: A timid bookkeeper (Vince Russo) and an aging billionaire seek the worst gimmick ever in an attempt to scam their backers. Rated PG-13 for the raping Mel Brooks' original gets at the hands of McMahon and Russo.

Memoirs of an Invisible Chain Gang: As buyrates and ratings drop, John Cena discovers that the fans really can't see him--Or don't want to. Rated r, but I'm not sure why--You don't see much.

Tagline: There's a million stories in the Naked City. Here's a Dick to match.

Snyopsis: Someone has screwed Bret Hart. In such a heinous crime, only one man can be trusted to solve the case.

Unfortunately, Mick Foley was unavailable, so the case fell to Detective Frank "Naked" Mideon of Fetish Squad. Can this bumbling detective solve the greatest mystery on the WWE without destroying it himself?

Rated R. He's Naked, Jackass.

OH YYEEEEEAAAAAHHH!!!! I CAN SLAP A TORNADO!!!!

I like how in that Naked Mideon poster that one bullet is positioned to look like a giant metallic wang.

Here are some I don't really have taglines or anything for, but have at 'em.

Hulk Hogan in "Real American Pie."

Billy Gun in "Ass Man and Roaddie." Guest Starring Jesse James as his "partner."

Rico in "Memoirs of a Gay Push."

Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart in "Bretback Mountain." Apparently, Hart was the catcher.

I call dibs on "Real American Pie", but it won't be until later tonight.

Arnold Ebert gives this thread :y: :y: .....WAY UP!

Good question...I was gonna say that myself.

Not a poster, but...

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It's the Incredible Brolk!

Not a movie (could be I suppose), but I remember when I made this one, lol...

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I'm all for a white American.

Vince McMahon and John Cena star in the epic thriller "See No Ratings"

Tagline: Vince and Cena kill ratings one F-U at a time.

Snyopsis: Ratings have been falling and two men are the cause. Can a group of over zealous internet marks save the day before all is lost?

Rated R for Rehased angles and really predictable storylines.

Mark Henry and Lita star in "Mark: The Professional"

Tagline: Injury is knocking. Are you going to answer?

Snyopsis: Mark Henry makes a living harming others and sometimes himself, but when a young lady offers a helping hand. Henry finds that he's not the only one capable of causing bodily harm.

Rated I for Injured
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Super-Cena: Returns Starring John Cena

Tagline: Cena overcomes the odds. Again.

Snyopsis: A Cuban drug lord has summoned a Samoan Wrecking Machine to Titan Land to wreck havoc on all who oppose him. Will Cena save the day before the Wrecking Machine destroys everything?

Rated VB for Vanilla Babyface
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That's FAAAAAAAAABULOUS!!!

Thanks. Real American Pie coming up next.

Harry Spotter: At the prime of his career, Chris Masters tragically loses 50 pounds of muscle because he'd rather give up wrestling than look at the "Amazonian Crotch Jungle" up his lifting partners shorts. Then he remembers he's gay and pumps his way to the Intercontinental Championship and into the hearts of America.

Rogert Ebert quotes, "This is like Brokeback on steroids. A real ass ripping adventure!" :y: :y:...my cornhole....WAY UP!

Botch to the Future: Doc races back in time to inform Amy Dumas that she will break her neck as "Lita" in the WWE in the biggest Botch since the infamous "McFly Sports Almanac" spot of the 80's. The movie ends tragically as Amy botches the landing in the Delorian...landing on the Libians and setting off the rocket launcher.

Shitface: Scott Hall is a Cuban refugee who sets out for Miami, Florida searching for the freedom of an "Endless Happy Hour." This uncut version includes the "infamous" chainsaw/shower scene where a shitfaced Hall mistakes a chainsaw for a bar of Irish Spring and saws off his own leg. "The World is Mine Mang!"

Stomp the Tard: Nick Dinsmore is a mentally challenged college student who over comes the greatest challenge of his life....being accepted at an all black University. Young Dinsmore overcomes racism, drooling and the IQ of a Garden Gnome by entering his tricked out low rider Short Bus into the "Pimp Dat' Shit!" contest. Sadly, winning the contest doesn't overshadow the mistake of dressing as a Klan member for Halloween, as Nick has a mudhole permanently stomped in him 3 credit hours short of graduating.

God, I want to do all of those, Arnold. LMAO

Here it is:

http://img.xylot.net/realamericanpie.jpg

Best. Thread. Ever. :rofl: :y: :D

:rofl: T-Rich, you are THE MAN! :rofl: (You too Xero).

Keep up the good work! :love:

I think I did a pretty good job. No?

http://img.xylot.net/realamericanpie.jpg http://www.laqat.com/movie/poster/1999/american_pie.jpg

Good job.

That's one of the best Photoshops I have seen. :y:

Hell yeah! You seriously just started doing this?

I'd probably go see Real American Pie if it actually existed.

:lol:

Look at Jeff Hardy :rofl: :rofl: I think he'll be the one to be caught with the pie *sniker, sniker*

Your winner RIGHT THERE ^ ^ ^ ^ :rofl:

That was pretty good.

Here's my newest inspiration:

http://img.xylot.net/oldage.jpg

lol, this thread rocks.

Man, that's one fucked up threesome. :lol: Awesome job. I'm gonna go back in this thread and see what else I can do.

http://img.xylot.net/botchtothefuture.jpg

:D

LOL

Gotta love this thread. Will do another one later. :p

I got a two-fer right 'ere:

http://img.xylot.net/agaything.jpg

(After "A Guy Thing" starring Julia Stiles, Selma Blair, and Jason Lee)

and...

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The ECW Goes Extreme...ly Pretty. ;)

Someone do one from the movie "Singles" with Shelton Benjamin and Matt Hardy.

'Transitioning from Tag Teams.

East to Start

Hard to Finish"

and one from the movie "Stuck On You"

With Hulk Hogan and the WWF Title on the cover.

Here's some more for you Photoshoppers

Titanic: with HHH and Stephanie instead of Winslet and DiCaprio with the WWE logo on the ship.

Hoss Park (Jurassic Park): with The Great Khali on the poster

Meet The McMahons (Meet The Fockers): With the McMahons and Triple H on the cover

Jobbers, Inc. (Monsters, Inc): With Funaki, Scotty 2 Hotty, Steven Richards, and Rob Conway on the cover

Hunter Almighty (Bruce Almighty): Triple H on the cover

Monday Night Fever (Saturday Night Fever): John Cena and Torrie Wilson on the cover

The Silence of the Smarks (The Silence of the Lambs): A hardcore wrestling fan on the cover

Coming to Double Double E (Coming to America): Victor Kozlov on the cover

Dumb and Dumber: Vince McMahon and Jeff Jarrett on the cover

Someone's Gotta Job (Something's Gotta Give): Hulk Hogan and HBK on the cover

Kevin Nash's A Series of Unfortunate Injuries (Lemony Snickets A Series of Unfortunate Events): Kevin Nash on the cover

But I'm a veteran: Undertaker deals with the trauma of discovering that even he must job. (Just watched "But I'm a Cheerleader." Sorry).

Oklahoma. This one speaks for itself.

Actually, I don't have a clue what to do with it, but the Perfect Storm has great parody potential.

The Highlander: Jeff Hardy and Rob Van Dam battle for "The Stash:" the ultimate, everlasting buzz. Rated G, because your kids are probably on Ritalin.

Mooney Toons: Back in Asstion: Sadly, this one will be the next WWE.com cartoon.

Pringle all the way Paul Bearer, struggling to keep his son and his brother content, struggles to find gifts for a pyromaniac and a zombie. It won't be easy, though, as Cowboy Bob Orton seeks to outdo his efforts at every bend. Rated PG.

Forrest Bump: Eugene retells an amazing career of getting whooped by legend after legend. Rated R, for a scene where Eugene gets put through a table by Nash's 720 splash (The special effects budget was killer). Rated R. Eugene gets naked and wrestles Untertaker in a "greased pig match."

Sleepers: The Great Khali and Goldberg square off in a technical masterpiece--A 60 minute iron man match. Not rated--Nobody would ever...EEEEEVER sit through this.

The 'Fro: On the night Carlito and Trish Stratus are murdered by a Satanic wrestling promotion (WWE), Carlito rises from the Grave so that he may wreak vengeance on his killers by dominating them and taking the Worlf Heavyweight title.

also, the 'Fro: city of Angles: almost exactly the same plot as the 'Fro, but Kurt Angle takes vengance on WWE by taking the TNA Heavyweight title.

Lance Storm

Not the funniest, but...

http://img.xylot.net/theperfectstorm.jpg

Had to be Perfect and Storm. ;)

Does he fall in love with HHH?

Here's another one

How to Lose Two Titles in 2 Days (How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days): RVD and Sabu on the cover.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
These are outstanding! Too much rep to give out at one time...think my system's gonna crash.

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Did this one quickly.

Do an alternate one with HHH and the WHC as well. :y: :lol:

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Bit obvious here. :shifty:

Should have changed it to Nov 7 :shifty:

Remember, Remember, the Seventh of November
Submission, treason, and plot
I see no reason that submission treason
Should ever be forgot

Damn I love doing these.

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Xero, that is quite simply awesome. :rofl: I love doing these too!

http://img.xylot.net/shitface.jpg

:D

Ok, so I have very little editing skill with a computer, but I'll give it a try...

Synopsis: Undertaker enters the squared circle in late 1990, and begins carving a path of destruction like no other. Watch as he slices through opponents like butter on bread at 14 consecutive WrestleManias and Don't miss the thrilling 4 World Championships Undertaker captures over the course of his 16-plus year career.

Starring: Mark Calloway as The Undertaker with many, many others.

Length: God only knows!

Rated R for "Rest...In...Pieces!"

Yeah, yeah, I know...it's total crap compared with what most of you have come up with, but it looked like fun so I gave it a shot...not much of one, but a shot nonetheless...I at least hope someone out there enjoys my fake movie idea (not that I'd ever want to see it come to fruition or anything...:shifty:).

Bret Hart....Shawn Michaels...IN

VII for Vince MicMahon.

Kevin Nash in Hoss. Kevin Nash is a rude, hostile and bitter doctor--Unfortunately he's right. nearly crippled while yawning, he is a vicodin-accidted misanthrope who solves the cases no-one else can.

Okay, not a movie, sue me.

Jeff Jarret...Bob Holly...In...

Heatbusters (Ghostbusters). Tagline: We're ready to depush you.

KK, I am SO doing that poster now, except "V for Vincent", with that poem and Bret & Shawn. :D

Click to Enlarge...

http://img.xylot.net/bossmanreturns_small.jpg

:)

And now...

http://img.xylot.net/vforvincent.jpg

That's neat. But shouldn't bret be wearing the Mask?

It doesn't work as well, since his name doesn't start with a V.

Hence, this is the way it was done. It makes sense.

I just noticed this one. I'm SO doing this. Hoss, M.D. :lol:

The cane, the drugs...it's perfect for him.

You can also add in some X Division guys as his staff if you go further than just Nash.

Shit. I used Clique members instead...

http://img.xylot.net/hossmd.jpg

LOL, still works.

And that's Louie Spicolli on the far right btw


But seriously, just thinking about the Clique in a hospital helping patients, figuring out diagnoses, just puts an evil smile on my face. :p

Jeff Jarrett: A Leauge of his own. Unable to find a wrestling organisation to book him, Jarrett buys his own company and establishes himself as champion. But can he capture the hearts of America?

Lost In Place: Eugene fights to find his way out of a wet paperbag.

Doane Alone: Enjoy the Hilarious antics as Kenny "Dykstra" is left behind at Titan Towers when WWE goes on a tour to Europe. Can Kenny save Titan Towers from the invasion of the Voodoo Kin Maffia and get his Christmas wish to be reunited with his push? Rated PG for comic mischief and Bob Holly hitting Kip James in the head with a shovel.

"Is this Vicodin Bob Backlund-authorized?"

I think it's the one Shawn lost.

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I went a different route and made Doane Alone mean that he's alone without the Spirit Squad. ;)

I felt that was too obvious.

That, and I wanted to make the VKM the "wet Bandits."

I wish I knew how to use photoshop :lol:

ROFL. This thread's fucking gold.

After making a wrong turn on his way to WWE Headquarters, Ric Flair finds himself in Harlem, NY.

Upon seeing an old timer in a Cadillac in "The Hood", surrounding gang members approach.

Out of sheer desparation and panic, Flair flashes the gesture of "The 4 Horsemen". By a lucky happenstance, this is also the gesture for this particular gang. Flair is inducted, and to stay alive he helps them with stick-ups accross the district.

The film comes to a dramatic conclusion when Flair is picked out of a line-up by a clerk he robbed. The giveaway? Flair is the only white man in his 50's with platinum-blonde hair to stick-up a 7/11 in a gold sequined robe with his name on the back, shouting "WOOOOOOOOOO!" at a clerk as he tries to make a getaway in a stretch limo with the license plate "N8UR B01".

Coming soon to a DVD Player near you...

Ric Flair and Cuba Gooding Jr in...

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