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Abyss is straight up DANGEROOOOUUSSS *Impact Spoilers*

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mpact 1/18:

*Sting, sans makeup, attacked Jim Mitchell and threw him into the trunk of a car.

*Backstage, Team 3D was entering the building. Brother Ray talked about how they were screwed in the past by other wrestlers and promoters but never by other family members. He tells Brother Runt not to get involved in their match tonight.

*NWA Tag Team champions LAX defeated Team 3D after Moody Jack handed Hernandez a slapjack to use on Ray. Runt came out during the match but Ray brought him to the back.

*Backstage, Abyss was in a rage over Jim Mitchell missing. They cut away to Jacqueline and Gail Kim brawling backstage.

*They did a sitdown interview with Christy Hemme. She said that women deserve respect. Kip James tried to get involved and take over the interview for Jeremy Borash, but BG James played peacemaker.

*NWA champion Christian Cage comes to the ring to cut a promo. Kurt Angle comes out. Cage says he has an "anger management coach". Angle asked who, dropping Bill Goldberg and Brock Lesnar's names, but Cage wouldn't say, leaving it as someone who would help him get into Angle's head.

*In a taped vignette, Sting had taken Jim Mitchell to the prison of Abyss' past. He demands to know Abyss' secret and Mitchell refuses to tell him. Sting handcuffs him to the fence.

*James Storm defeated Lance Hoyt. Dale Torborg and AJ Pierzynski interfere. After the match, Gail Kim and Jacqueline (wearing a Ms. Texas sash) brawl. Storm lays out Kim. Petey Williams hits the ring for the save but is hit with a superkick and laid out.

*Backstage, AJ Styles is interviewed about Kurt Angle and calls him a baby.

*Kurt Angle pinned AJ Styles after an Olympic Slam on a steel chair. Tomko came out to ringside to try and distract Angle. After the match. Christian Cage hit the ring for a 3 on 1 attack of Angle. Rhino hit the ring and chased Styles off. Samoa Joe came to the ring and stared off with Angle as Cage and Tomko backed off. Cage asked Angle if he had a clue yet, insinuating he had hired Samoa Joe.

*Sting arrives at the Impact Zone and calls out Abyss trying to find out the secret. Abyss refuses and Sting says he will find out for himself.

Impact 1/25:

*Samoa Joe comes out and says he's going to be an unofficial enforcer. Kurt Angle comes out and warns Joe not to get in his way. Christian Cage comes out and says it's not Joe he hired and Angle will get another clue later.

*Rhino fought Raven to a no contest when AJ Styles, dressed in Raven's suit, attacked Rhino with a steel chair.

*In a non-title match, Jerry Lynn defeated TNA X-Division champion Chris Sabin, Senshi, and Austin Starr in a Four-Way match when Lynn pinned Sabin with a sunset flip.

*Sting promo: He reveals the secret. Abyss once shot a man in the back three times. The man, who was Abyss' father, survives and is in a coma. Abyss attacks Sting and they brawl.

*NWA champion Christian Cage pinned Christopher Daniels. Samoa Joe came out to watch the match. After the bout, Kurt Angle comes out and he goes face to face with Joe.

Xplosion:

*Sonjay Dutt fought Chase Stevens to a no contest after Shane Douglas came out and threw Stevens into the ring steps. credit: pwinsder.com

At least he didn't pull a Katie Vick.

I heard Abyss shot 50 Cent two times.

:lol: Maybe we'll get to see him shoot someone on Impact. Like one of the fans.

So that was the big secret? How does that change anything?Lol...

The secret lacked some 'impact' tbh...

Oh. From the title I figured that Abyss was secretly Dark Wing Duck.

That's not too stupid.

Stupid, not too stupid.

BROOKLYN! BROOKLYN!

Wait a mintue?

AJ and Angle wrestle on Impact? They fucking wrestled on Impact.

WHAT THE FUCK

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Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126

BROOKLYN! BROOKLYN!

YO YO YO. JTG, Shad Gaspard, and Abyss...Cryme Tyme!

so whats the clue that Angle was suppose to get later?

CC is fucking awesome, He deserves much more credit then he gets.

roflmao

Imagine what this could have been like in C-Fedding... had C-Fedding still been going on...

Bullshit.

Clearly, he was in the process of raping his father when he accidentally shot....

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Originally Posted by The Genius

whats XPLOSION?

It's the Velocity of TNA

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Originally Posted by TerranRich

It's the ECW of TNA

OMG, HOW BIZARRE!!!!!

If Abyss shot his dad...why is Abyss's dad still alive?

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Originally Posted by Shadow

If Abyss shot his dad...why is Abyss's dad still alive?

You don't necessarily die from a gun shot... Or three... Probably point-blank to the back...

Fortunately, the 9 mil turned face and only fired blanks.

OOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO ABYSSSSSSS

Who wants to bet that if and when Abyss feuds with Samoa Joe there will be dueling chants of "JOE'S GONNA KILL YOU!" and "ABYSS' GONNA SHOOT YOU!"?

*Sting promo: He reveals the secret. Abyss once shot a man in the back three times. The man, who was Abyss' father, survives and is in a coma...his name is Vince McMahon! Abyss attacks Sting and they brawl.

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*Sting promo: He reveals the secret. Abyss once used a time traveling DeLorean to go back to 1955, where he shot a man in the back three times. The man, who was Abyss' father, survives and is in a coma. To prevent himself from not being born, Abyss had to get a genetic sample from his father.....in that way.... and inseminate his mother.... in that way... Abyss is embarassed that he totally did his own parents and attacks Sting and they brawl.

Thought i'd put a little Russo spin on it.

:eek: that's the secret? I thought the secret was that abyss took HHH out for 6 months dammit! :mad:

oh well, they can at least make it so that kiss stealing, wheelin’ dealin’, limousine ridin’, jet flying son of a bitch WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO is is father

Doc: Great Scot!
Abyss: EERRHRURURURURUEUUUEEURERURRAAHHAHAHAHAAGGAGG!!!!!
Mitchell: Ha ha ha! My Abyss's evil plot is coming to fruition! Nobody can stop him!
Biff: Hey, what are you doing, butthead?

This soooooooooooo reeks of Russo it's not even funny.

What does this man do, troll bad wrestling efeds for his ideas?

They should have done something like revealed Abyss used to wrestle in Puerto Rico as their World Champion, and he killed a guy in the ring, thus he had to start wearing a mask and he came up here. You know, make the secret enhance his status as a main event threat.

Maybe have him bust out the move which killed his opponent as a new finisher?

So who do you think Cage hired to get into Angle's head? It'll probably be Bob Backlund, or something, but it'd be fucking sweet if they brought in someone from MMA, another Gold Medalist, or even Eric Angle.

Knowing Russo, it'll be Karen Angle. That'd be pretty sweet if they made reference to adultery being "in the family", or something. I'm sure Christian Cage and Kurt Angle could make even the worse case scenario work.

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Originally Posted by TerranRich

lol were you watching the Back to the Future thing on AMC too? :shifty:

Heh, I've seen it on AMC, yeah, plus I have the DVD box set and have watched all three plain, with both voice commentaries, and with the text facts.

I still gotta see them with the commentaries.

:shifty:

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/3...efuturelw9.jpg

Abyss: You mean to tell me...that I went back in TIME...and stabbed my FATHER??? This is heavy, Doc.

Abyss' Father: You gotta use your hands? That's like a baby's toy, boy!

Abyss: ARUUUUUUUUUUGGHH!

*BANG BANG BANG*

I think Joe is who they bought to get in Angle's head.

Somebody photoshop abyss shooting his dad, and have his dad be Goerge Bush.

Doc: Around the corner at Universal Studios! Girl named Dixie, just say NO!

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Originally Posted by TerranRich

Doc: Around the corner at Universal Studios! Guy named Russo, just say NO!

He's got a few short circuits, in his bionic implants.

good to see raven wrestle again.

Wow I just saw the youtube vid. Whatever happened to simple old "i hate you, you hate me" wrestling?

Now we gotta insert attempted murder into this shit? LOL

I didn't even realize Impact was last night. Why did it air last night anyway?

This is why TNA is unbearable.

I think it aired last night due to a live UFC Fight Night being on tonight.

***Spoilers*** If anyone reading hasn't seen it yet.

Seratonin was in Cornette's office before the match between Raven and Rhino. Seratonin members come out and attack Rhino then Raven hits him in the head with a Singapore cane then we find out its AJ Styles in Raven's get up.

There's a funny skit with Alex, Eric Young and Jeremy Borash buying condoms.

Christian takes on Christopher Daniels but loses.

Abyss put 3 bullets in his father's head/back. Sting got his ass beat from the ring to the backstage until the ambulance came.

Gotta love a stable named after a monoamine neurotransmitter synthesized in serotonergic neurons in the central nervous system and enterochromaffin cells in the gastrointestinal tract.