Funniest Moments in Wrestling
 

I know this has been done before but after seeing the shawn michaels super kick everyone thing i wanted to see some more funny stuff. Kevin Nash has been pretty hilarious as of late.

what are some of the funniest things you remember in wrestling

I remember when Paul Heyman took over for King and Steve Blackmen and grandmaster sexay were rapping and he said "we gonna go out in the box and gonna get funky like a pair of old sox then we gonna eat some bagels and lox" and steve blackman got angry and said "I don't like bagels!"

Then Heyman said "that's why I don't like steve blackman, how can a man not like bagels?"

also please include Christian quotes.

Just watching the Eddie Guerrero DVD again, the Benoit/Guerrero match for the US title was pretty hilarious.

As was the The Rock and him meeting the NWO [Hall/Nash/Hogan] and taking the Michael out of them.

The Crash Holly 24/7 thing was pretty ROFL at times.

Every time I see a pic of Kurt Angle in a sombraro I lol.

Shockmaster.

The first time The Rock did his Triple H impression. I remember tears in my eyes. The Austin/McMahon/Kurt show. Steph walking in on Trips and Trish. McMahon standing in the ring with a walking stick shouting 'shut up when Im talking'.

But the daddy has to be, Austin attacking McMahon in the hospital. Simply hilarious. 'I'll take it from here nurse'.

Actually the build-up to that was funny as well, McMahon was great in those days. 'Please leave Mick. DAMMIT LEAVE! And take all this crap with you!'

I had totally lost that from my memory but that was GOLD. Freakin' hilarious.

Christians commentary and impersonation of Ultimate Warrior on the Warrior DVD. The snort is dead on and incredibly funny.

LOL, yeah, that was great.

Also (not sure if it was the same promo) when Rock was doing a run down of the Armageddon Hell in a Cell mocking each of them. Especially Rikishi.

Rock (In a really monotone voice): I. DID. IT. FOR. THE. ROCK.

youtube video of the rock HHH impression?

edit: nvm i think i found it

Okay, unless that has to do with the Booker/Goldust promos, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Speaking of which, the Goldust/Booker storyline was pretty good.

But the best has to be the Booker/Austin skits, especially the supermarket.

"Price check on the jackass!"

I honestly don't remember that. :-\

Val Venus "And they call you the Big Show, hehehe."

A lot of GTV segments were good.

Unfortunately, they're escaping me at the moment.

When Rock would pick on Kevin Kelly was pretty funny too.

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I give you The Hardest Hardcore Champion of all time.......

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"I'm so hardcore I eat stale donuts!"

The other Rock moment had to be where he took the piss out of Perry Saturn and his crooked eye, that one had me giggling for ages

But i guess theres millions of Rock promo's, its just hard to determine which ones were awesome

lol I have his hardcore match with Meng at Halloween Havoc 1999.

The Rock and Chris Jericho's dueling promo

# "Listen, you go take care of Triple H. Kick the snot out of his never ending nose, come back here, and we'll all have cake!" -Edge

# "Cake rocks the body that rocks the party." -Christian on cake


# "It's the home of the ROCHESTER...well I don't know what team plays here, or what sport they play, but I'm sure they're pretty good." -Christian on Rochester

# "...or in this town's case, for the benefit of those with teeth!" -Edge on Rochester.

"Kurt, relax, relax - we'll go to Mick, we'll tell him how good his book (Christmas Chaos) is, even though it reeks, we'll give him some cotton candy, and we'll have him eating out of the palm of our hands...and I mean literally." -Christian

these segments were on an episode of Heat when Malenko was Light Heavyweight Champion. Edge and Christian were Tag Champs and wanted to go for more gold so Christian decides to go for the light heavyweight title. Only problem was that Foley (who was commish) said that he had 1 hour to lose a pound to make the time limit. Edhe has Christian running up and down stairs and then doing jumping jacks in Kurt Angle's chicken suit. Christian ended up shedding the pound but by the time he fought Malenko he was exhausted and the match ended in DQ.

E & C were funny as hell.

Mick Foley telling The Rock "it doesn't matter how you feel" and then running around the ring chanting his own name was great.

The Kurt Angle milk truck thing was the funniest thing I've seen in wrestling period.

I've seen nobody mention Ultimate Warrior slipping on his cape at WM 20. At summerslam Kane tried to Jump off the rope onto RVD and slipped off the rope... got back up and missed. That was when Kane just took his mask off and was beefing with RVD....Summerslam 04 I believe it was.. First Monday Night Raw Roulette. Eddie vs RVD ladder match. Some Canadian fan pushed Eddies ladder down. Eddie was punching him and security got the fan. These are all bloopers you could look it up on limewire and youtube.....these were halarious

I don't remember this one but it's still :rofl:

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:lol:

At Vengeance 2006

Edge - This Canadian is taking back what's righfully mine (WWE Title). And me and Lita, we're gonna have one of our live sex celebrations. Just like you people have, except... we're not brother and sister!

The first time The Rock imitated HHH was during a hilarious rant directed at how the McMahon-Helmsley Faction (aka "D-X") was going to have another "D-X Night".

A portion of it found its way on to Youtube once, but of course got removed.

"Tonight-uhhhh.... I am the Game-uhhh.... and I'm going to be talking-uhhh....for the next twenty minutes-uhhhh....about absolutely nothing-uhhhhh..."

The best part of any Rock promo was when he'd pause to listen to the crowd. No matter where he was, no matter what he was doing, he'd pause and listen to the Rocky chants. Always awsome.

The episode of Sunday Night Heat that had Kaientai as special guests and had them wreaking havoc at WWF New York with being evil and fighting other ninjas.

I so want that episode. Or at least the Kaientai parts.

Yeah, but then Triple H just goes, "Rock, I passed an old lady on the way to the arena she said she wants her jacket back." and I thought that was ten times funnier hahah. He was wearing a leopard skin blazer.

:|:nono:

^^lol

Here's the clip from the Youtube thread:

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LMAO at Ultimo Dragon slipping right at that part of the song. Never noticed how much Brock really fucked up. Orton is so sketchy whens omething goes wrong. And LOL at some of thsoe spot monkeys getting what they deserve. That is all.

:lol: @ Liger

Some of those were sick to look at. Such as Hogan being dead weight for a choke slam.

I'd be embarrassed if I did some of those.

My Ultimo Dragon sense is tingling. Someone's making fun of him in here. :mad:

I enjoy the scent of my own farts.

Brock just wondering around with undertaker for ages was hilarious, especially when Kurt got his leg caught in the door.

liger was great too

I love that F-5 on A-Train just for the reaction of Tazz and Cole.

the best one from the video was the one of Steiner jumping out of the ring from the apron trying to hit Test and falls short.

Botches and slips don't come close to the awfulness of something like Brock waiting on an F5 for a full minute while Kurt struggles with the cage door.
At least with mistakes and botches you can keep it explainable in kayfabe. People slip, people don't wait around for a "suprise" mugging when they're in the midst of kicking ass.

DX mocking The Nation was a classic.

LMAO @ that Kevin Nash powerbomb at the very end (last clip), and him falling on his ass and leaning on the bottom rope, relaxing. Priceless.

For recent humor, I thought it was pretty funny when Sabu and Rob Van Dam got back together and They were gonna both do aerial moves down onto Mike Knox on a table, and RVD nailed him with the five star while Sabu flew over Knox and completely missed him. I also recently saw a clip of Benoit breaking Sabu's neck and for some reason, I found it really funny.

I happen to remember a segment in the dying days of Nitro that featured Kevin Nash and Vince Russo. This was during the New Blood vs. Millionaire's Club feud, and the New Blood was doing this thing where they would dump buckets of blood on people (one of his more "original" ideas).

Nash was supposed to have blood dropped on him as he chased Jarrett up the rampway toward the back, but the blood fell behind him. Jarrett and Russo stood there staring at him, and Nash stood there looking extremely stupid.

You could see Konnan and Saturn and some other wrestlers break kayfabe off to the side, laughing their asses off.

I remember seeing a clip of that. Hilarious.

I'm not too huge on the new DX, but I was in tears.

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...Stan.....:rofl:

Hahahahaha

That Sabu broken neck video always makes me feel like that injury was a work. It was around the time that Heyman kept trying to work the smarks and the wrestlers (such as The Sandman's blinding) and if you look, Sabu makes no effort to break his fall with his hands when he blatantly had enough time too.

I mean, I could be well off the mark. But that's the feeling I get.

"...and that is why Balki was the Perfect Stranger." -Christian

Completely forgot about that quote. Fucking gold.

Good lord, reading those quotes, I kinda forgot that E&C were the greatest thing to happen to wrestling in the history of the universe

Edge & Christian...:love:

God, the WWE should let its talent write their own promos again. Who knows what kind of creativity is being wasted by rejected Nickelodeon writers.

Kurt Angle was hilarious back in the days of hair and Heyman, too.

Lately, Dx dressing up as the McMahons was hillarious.
Kurt Angle with the milk van was the most funniest things that has
ever happened in wwe history.
Kennedy making fun outta Booker at No Mercy 05 was also cool.

-The Chris Benoit booger
-Rock/Eugene/Coach promo
-That time I sucked dick for crack
-Kurt Angle says that he likes little boys (feud with Rey Rey in 2002)
-Midget Undertaker
-This masked guy botches a lionsault (I'm sure you've seen the gif where he totally fucks it up)
-That youTube of that Kidman looking guy botching a SSP onto a table below
-Scott Steiner and his magic powers using them on Chirstian
-Steiner botching on Test
-Kane in 2004 (ie LIIIIIIIIIIITTTTAAAAAA....MAAAAAAAAATTTT)

-All of the Booker T/Goldust skits

-Nash powerbotching Paul Wight

-Nash tearing his quad is obviously a classic

That was Hayabusa, and the man has not wrestled since and is virtually confined to a wheelchair. Not that funny. Would you laugh if Droz's botched powerbomb was included in that package?

yes

now shut the fuck up

Wasn't Hayabusa backstage at WWE a few months ago? I swear I remember reading about it.

Yes.

A picture was posted with he, Vince and Shane.

He looked one of those kids from the Make a Wish Foundation. Not trying to be funny here, he looked like shit.

Well, he has been paralysed for over 5 years and I believe he's more focused on his singing now rather than getting back to wrestling so that may be the reason he looked, well, weak.

Oh, I completely understand WHY he looks the way he does. Just saying that he looks pretty bad.

Please could someone tell me the names of the songs/artists in the video Jura posted at the top of the page. Rep will be provided. preferably quite soon as I want to get copies before I drive home tonight so can listen in the car.

Linkin Park - Crawling is the second one.

I know the first one but I can't think of it.

Always - Saliva, is the first one.

Dispensed Rep for you. I meant to do it for each song but got the "you must spread more rep around...." message. So I owe you one.

E&C and the Austin/Mcmahon/Angle segments.

This is slightly off topic, but whats the title of the first song played?

I'm fairly sure that's Always by Saliva.

Thanks :y:

Of coure both of you guys could have scrolled up 3 posts where RVDmark asked and I answered