Jedi or Corba Kai?
 

I dunno.

Jedi.

Come on.

What's a cobra kai?

Are you kidding me?

I don't even know what a cobra kai is, but I can tell you before you even say it....Jedi.

I think you're severly underestimating the Cobra Kai here. Yoda is a great leader, but Kreese wasnt no slouch.

Yoda and Obi Wan are two of the greatest fictional characters of all time....

Who the fuck is Kreese and the Cobra Kai? Honestly, please tell me....

If you dont know, you probably dont deserve to know. Lets just say they were fierce competitors.

I wonder if anyone on here knows.

If its not listed on Wikipedia, its nothing.

omg dude hahahhaa I didn't know it was this

Dont let Johnny Lawrence hear you speak of Cobra Kai like that.

The Jedi are ancient warriors with crazy ass powers and swords that can cut through anything. Cobra Kai are bunch of suburban kids who are moderatly skilled in karate.

COME ON

PUT 'EM IN A BODY BAG JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!

STRIKE FIRST! STRIKE HARD! SHOW NO MERCY!

Kreese: [at the Cobra Kai dojo] Class, we have visitors. Fall in behind me. Hai!
[approaches Daniel and Miyagi, then speaks to Miyagi]
Kreese: I hear you jumped some of my students last night.
Miyagi: Afraid facts mixed up.
Kreese: You calling Mr. Lawrence a liar?
Miyagi: No call no one nothing.
Kreese: What are you here for, old man?
Miyagi: Come ask leave boy alone.
Kreese: What's the matter, the boy can't take care of his own problems?
Miyagi: One to one problem, yes. FIVE to one problem, too much ask anyone.
Kreese: Is that what's bothering you? The odds? Well, we can fix that. Feel like matching, Mr. Lawrence?
Johnny Lawrence: Yes, sensei!
Miyagi: No more fighting.
Kreese: This is a karate dojo, not a knitting class. You don't come into my dojo, drop a challenge and leave, old man. Now you get your boy on the mat, or you and I will have a major problem.
Miyagi: Too much advantage. Your dojo.
Kreese: Name a place.
Miyagi: Tournament.
Kreese: [laughs] You've got real nerve, old man. Real nerve. But I think we can accomodate you. Can't we, Mr. Lawrence?
Johnny Lawrence: Yes, sensei.
Kreese: Fall in.
[Johnny turns and leaves]
Miyagi: Ask one more small request.
Kreese: Make it fast.
Miyagi: Ask leave boy alone to train.
Kreese: You're a pushy little bastard, ain't ya? But I like that. I like that! All right. No one touches the prima donna until the tournament. Is that understood?
[class responds with "YES SENSEI!"]
Kreese: But if you don't show, it's open season on him... and you.
[they nod at each other]

It's a choice between the light and the dark. On the one side, you learn patience and nobility, and use your powers only for the good of mankind (alienkind... whatever). On the other, you channel your anger into rage, and use that rage to kick the ass of the puny Jersey kid who took your ex, taking names and breaking skulls for your own personal gain.



I'd rather be a Sith. Best of both worlds.

So Cobra Kai are they bad kids off of Karate Kid?

I don't remember every detail from the movie, but I think they got their asses handed to them by some random guy dressed up like spiderman.

Compare that to a group of individuals who could drop a piano on your head using only their minds, cut you up with a laser sword, potentially shoot lightning bolts from their hands or choke you to death from across the room, or at the very least make some suburban teenage kid from the 80's (who is just screwing around with karate while they wait for videogames to get good) decide that they don't really want to fight at all using a mind trick.

This thread should be Jedi vs. random guy in a Spiderman outfit

Cobra Kai had more powers, like the leg sweep. Can the Jedi " SWEEP THE LEG " ? I dont think so.

No, they just cut it right off.

Cobra Kai, duh. Jedi are gay.

Didn't Cobra Kai get punked by the "Crane?" Come on. Weak ass fahggots.

Cobra Kai would track you down with Cobra Kai motorcycles and take turns performing Cobra Kai karate moves on you while in lots of sand.

DONT UNDERESTIMATE COBRA KAI GUYS!

So you like the Colts huh? Well then I guess congrats. I'm from Boston...I guess thats about all I have to say. It feels good the first time, but even better the second and third, too bad you'll never feel those.

jedi of course...but this video had me considering otherwise...

www.sweeptheleg.com

If Daniel-san can take out the Cobra Kai, then they are worth nothing.

Jedi, without a doubt.

Those were young Cobra Kai. There are older, wiser Cobra Kai somewhere. They just werent shown on screen.

Anakin Skywalker > Johnny Lawrence

Obi Wan Kenobi > John Kreese

Jedi > Cobra Kai

These are simple math proofs.

I dont know. John Kreese probably could take Obi Wan with a sweep to the leg.

I will give you that the sweep to the leg is a vicious maneuver, unmatched by most Jedi techniques.

And Johnny Lawrence has a dirt bike.

And he smokes marijuana cigarettes, so he must be cooler than the Jedi.

But the Jedi still have to win.

Count Dooko was like 99 years old and he seriously fucked Anakin and Obi wun up at the same time. Comon. Johnny Lawrence would probably crush those guys

Johnny and his posse were ruthless enough to destroy Daniel's bike. I still don't see "Strike first, strike hard, no mercy" taking out the Jedi, though.

But what happens if they do strike first, strike hard and show no mercy. I think its possible. I mean lets just say Yoda is picking flowers one day and forgets where he left his light sword. Johnny Lawrence comes out of no where with a swift punt to the head. Yoda is concussed and cant use his jedi tricks to get his sword of colorful light and bad graphics. And all of sudden, a stoned out of his mind Johnny Lawrence is showing no mercy on this little turd. Wheres your JEDI if that happens?

I don't think that Yoda can be concussed. And even if he can, I don't think that it affects his ability to use his Jedi powers. Plus, if Johnny were stoned he wouldn't stand a chance.

Unless he had his dirt bike. Then all bets are off.

Star Wars geeks alert.

Cobra Kai 4 Life

The Cobra Kai can dress up as skeletons and still deliver an ass kicking

The Jedi have Samuel Jackson.

Game Over.

JOHNNY LAWRENCE VS. LUKE SKYWALKER

CREESE: Johnny.... sweep the leg.

JOHNNY: ...but...

CREESE: Do you have a problem with that?

JOHNNY: .....no sensei.

CREESE: No mercy.


(they return to the match, and Johnny sends an elbow into Luke's injured left leg)


YODA: Mmm... leg sweep coming, I did not see.

MACE: Luke's fucked now.

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j2...kaithebomb.jpg

TOMMY: PUT 'EM IN A BODY BAG!!! YEAAAAAHHH!!!

WTF! Yodo can be concussed dude. Why do you think he and Obi Wun left when the shit got deep. They could be concussed. Cobra Kai gives people concussions for fun.

Pledge Allegiance to the Kai. Only the strong allowed.

Oh, I see now. This shouldn't be a fight between the Cobra Kai and the Jedi, it should be between the Cobra Kai and the younglings. Now it makes more sense.

Jedi. Come on. This isn't even a contest.

LOL @ this thread.

The Jedi have Telekenisis. :roll:

Man come the fuck on. Theirs young Cobra Kai. I think they called them Cobra Pints or something. Once they turn 16 they can be Cobra Kai and smoke pot and ride dirt bikes in the sand. DONT FUCK WITH COBRA KAI!

After much careful consideration, I've decided that I approve of the Cobra Kai. While they may not possess many of the powers inherent in Jedis, their cool factor is out the roof. I would much rather smoke pot, ride dirt bikes, destroy bicycles, and attack people on the beach than levitate things with my mind and wield a light saber. Psh, no contest.

What if we combined the two?

Then you could attck people on the beach and ride dirtbikes with lightsabers. And you could smoke pot without using your hands.

Cobra Jedkai

I've become what was once unknown to me. I once was lost, but now I'm found. Was blind, but now I see.

Are we including the sith in this? Cause if we are this whole thing is even more ridiculous.

The Emporor would manipulate them into civil war, spread out their ranks and then annhilate them with an army of Daniel-san clones.

Let's be realistic here for a moment, shall we. The Cobra Kai can actually exist. Whereas, the Jedi cannot. Cobra Kai win.

Yes, realism.

:y: Han Solo

Come back to the light, WX.

http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/SenseiJohnKreese.jpg

He won't let me.

http://stb.msn.com/i/80/35E118601922...77AB7E6977.jpg

Neither will he.

Your thoughts betray you, Weapon X. I feel the good in you, the conflict.

You couldn't bring yourself to kill me before and I don't believe you'll destroy me now.

You underestimate the power of the Dark Side. If you will not fight, then you will met your destiny.

You can't win, Weapon X. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

JOHN KREESE CREATED THE FUCKING SITH MAN! Kreese and Lawrence used to be sith, then they became Jedi, but then they were like " fuck that, we rather ride dirt bikes in the sand and kick the asses of those who date Elizabeth Shue." So they became Cobra Kai, because thats what Cobra Kai do. They kick asses on dirt bikes. Dont fuck with Elizabeth Shue, you'll get your ass kicked by a Cobra Kai. Pretty simple Fignuts. Might wanna think this over.

Maybe I'll become Jeritron1138

Dude, did you even watch return of the jedi?

Jedi ride bikes that go like 500 miles per hour. IN FUCKING FORESTS

Thats fuckin hardcore man.

"Oh guys look out! We better slow down our 20 mph dirt bikes so we don't hit that seagull all the way over there in plain sight!"

No contest whatsoever.

Fignuts let me ask you this. Do Jedi's have the ability to look like skeletons and humans and sometimes both at the same time?

http://lordvalek.com/pics/cobrakai.jpg

I truely doubt this. Skeletons> 500 mile per hour floating bikes with lasers, everyday.

Looks like a fag convention. 99% certain that the kid in the foreground is checking out the other kids package.

Lets see...Jedi

http://www.mscalgary.org/SCW%20Galle...eam%20jedi.jpg

or

Cobra Kai

http://www.movie-montage.com/images/upload/993.jpg

Yah

lol Team Jedi

I dont think Team Jedi stands a chance against Cobra Kai.

Those are clearly not Jedi.

They could have fooled me. That lady in the front with the limp light saber is a spot on example of a Jedi.

What? How are they not Jedi? They clearly have a sign claiming that they are Team Jedi. How many teams do the Jedi have? I'm 100% positive that the dude with the fanny pack is a Jedi for sure. They do have light swords.

Holy shit, he's got a fanny pack AND sweat pants. And possibly Down Syndrome. Jedi material.

I think they are all fierce Jedi's, just not nearly as fierce as Cobra Kai Pints.

Regardless of if they are jedi or not, I'd bet money they could still kick cobra kai's ass. That fat guy's legs are like tree trunks. You ain't sweepin shit.

Cobra Kai sweep redwoods on a daily basis. And that's just a warm up. They then move on to small buildings, sweeping the foundation right out from under them. Their main focus now is on sweeping the ocean floor, thus destroying the world.

Ummm. One sweet of the leg by Kreese and all those Jedi will be on there asses. Kreese sweeps tree trunks for a recreational event.

Cobra Kai is actually the terrorist on season 6 of 24. Those arent nukes going off. Thats Cobra Kai leg sweeping houses and cars and lots of other big things that shouldnt normally be sweeped.

Yeah, one quick slice of a lightsaber, and you've got no legs to sweep with. I don't know if you've ever seen starwars, but if there's one thing jedi excel at, its chopping off limbs.

Weapon X will back me on this.

I honestly can't argue with that.

But, this is assuming that you're legs haven't already been swept. Not much you can do on your back, besides get fucked. But not literally. Cobra Kai don't swing that way.

How are you even gonna sweep the leg, if you cant even get close? Jedi can throw their lightsabers and control it with the force. They would take out a whole dojo with one freaking toss.

You underestimate the power of the sweep, Fignuts.

You equally underestimate the power to drop a dunkin donuts on your fucking head using mind powers.

Until we actually battle, I don't think that their will be an answer to this scenario. You bring your lightsaber, I'll bring my dirt bike, and we'll fucking xXxTHROWDOWNxXx

When Fignuts see's your dirtbike, he'll try to protect himself with his Jedi fanny pack.

Why stop there?

Jedi could easily defend themselves with a swatch watch if they were up against cobra kai.

You my friend, are taking this dead serious.

Like Cobra Kai takes it in the butt.

From eachother.

I swept your girlfriends pussy with my dick

That doesnt make sense.

You wouldnt understand. Its a Cobra Kai thing. Jedi dont know anything about pussy.

Pretty sure his comment was made from complete ignorance of the female anatomy. Since Cobra Kai are all virgins.

Unless you count male butt sex.

Cobra Kai took there turns with Elizabeth Shue. Jedi got stuck with some chick with hamburger buns on her ears and a sickly looking Natalie Portman. Elizabeth Shue has nice titties btw. Cobra Kai have probably sprayed many loads on them.

She was just there as a cover so the public wouldnt find out about their "late night training" sessions.

No. You want to know the real reason why Annakin got his arm cut off? Its because he was caught using the dark force to cloud Yoda's mind so Yoda wouldnt detect Annakin jerking him off while he was asleep.

And Annakin was totally molested by the emperor. It was so obvious. The kid liked it. It was like a Dakota Fanning rape scene without the rape. Obi Wun probably watched a couple of times. They didnt send him to different galaxies to investigate shit. They sent Obi Wun to different galaxies so he's stop stroking Annakins cock everytime everyone turned there backs. They couldnt ask Annakin to tattle tale cause it was the best moments of Annakins day. The kid became evil cause Obi Wun stroked out all the good.

Jedi are too busy killing giant praying mantis armies and cutting off arms to participate in the homosexual activities that the Cobra Kai are so well known for.

I mean look at Kreese in this pic.
http://img15.imgspot.com/u/05/330/22...1133150160.jpg
Pretty sure he MAKES time to molest his students.

Dude he's an evil Cobra Kai. He has to give evil looks to everyone or else the Cobra Pints will start acting like the asshole on the right. See what you didnt see in the film was when Kreese sweeped the fuck out that smiling fags face. That kid is now a Jedi btw. He's in Team Jedi for sure. Cobra Kai is serious business and you Fignuts are just another Team Jedi trying to bring a Cobra Kai down cause you have fanny packs and plastic swords that glow when shown on camera. Whoopidydooo. Cobra Kai dont need weapons or mind control. Just dirt bikes. Fast ones. That drive in sand. And Elizabeth Shue rides on the back of them.

Didnt Jedi get worked over by a bunch of mindless clones? If Jedi has all this abilitly how the fuck can a Jedi be shot in the face. Seriously, thats the funniest thing ever about JEDI. They do all this crazy cool shit like flip and make shit float and think really hard and shit, but then they get into some type of combat and they start doing all that shit and BOOM shot in the face. Just like that. Dead Jedi.

Cobra Kai would never get shot in the face cause Cobra Kai would be on the ground sweeping the leg. Thats just what Cobra Kai does. Jedi get shot in the face. Fuck Jedi.

Kreese leg swept Chuck Norris... 'nuff said.