Official ECW Thread 2/6/07
 

Is anybody watching?

Let's just say they won't be posting the ratings on WWE.com like they've done for RAW and SmackDown!...

^LOL

RVD is in the ring with the ECW originals(Balls, Sandman, Dreamer, Sabu)

And the burial of the ECW originals continues.

I like how Vince McMahon is at least being honest about his feelings.

Looks like we know who the gluttons for punishment on TPWW are. *looks up*

Do my eyes deceive me or was that a promo for Snitsky?

Snitsky looks like he's about to be fucking awesome.

Also, Kevin Thorn's music is so fucking good.

I think I'm the only ECW mark.

I'm like a modern day Tommy Dreamer.

"Please sir, can I have another!"

Mr. Striker as ref. Joy.

Snitsky to ECW?

The one and only foot-obsessed baby killer.

Yeah, and his beard's gone. He looks ripped, and he looks psycho.

Striker's the man.

You know, normally the heel announcer thing works, but why in the BLUE HELL would Tazz be trying to justify Striker when he's an ECW original himself?

Psycho Gene

Gene: IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT! AND I HAVE HALF THE BRAIN I DO! AND... SHIT! Let's do this again!

Some random bitch: We're live Gene!

Would you rather have your baby punted or be shat on?

I guess you didn't hear that whole 'don't cross the boss!' thing he was on about earlier in the show. I think the Tazz 'character' has 'sold out'.

:rofl: That caught me off guard...

Well, which would you rather happen? :shifty:

Definitely missed that. Still doesn't make any damn sense, though I guess that's par for the course anymore.

Holly vs. Lashley now?

It's gonna be half an hour.

Also, new music for Lashley...kinda. I like it, though.

Definitely gonna take more than a revamped theme to get me to give a shit about him, though....maybe more pyro...

I liked him on Smackdown when he was in the midcard. He shouldn't be a world champion yet, he's clearly not ready.

TAZZ: "Bobby Lashley is credible to the max"

:lol:

I guess all you have to do is say it anymore.

Lashley is kinda getting better, though.

Is the title on the line here?

I don't think so.

I was just reading Lashley's wikipedia article, and apparently the guy wrestled in college at 177. As ripped as the guy is now, I really want to see a picture of that guy 100 pounds* lighter.

*I'm using his announced weight, I know it's bullshitted, but still. The guy's well over 177.

SNITSKY!!!

Snitsky's here!!!!!!!!!

Well that Snitsky debut sure did not take long.

Should we turn over to WSX?

Found one.

http://www.hh.schule.de/hhs/info11-1...lian/eddie.jpg

:shifty:

Whoa, I just turned on WSX, and it looks fucking ridiculous.

Oh shit, WSX's got Jesus?

It definetly is ridiculous. Wether thats good or bad, depends on your opinion.

So far I think it's a fun alternative.

Gonna go with bad for now.

The announcers annoyed the shit out of me on WSX, and I only watched like two minutes.

Wrestlemania All Grown Up? What is this shit, an episode of Rugrats?

That music is awful.

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNCE!

Weak Pounce.

This ad reminds me, there used to be a youtube clip of nothing but Joey Styles screaming "OH MY GOD!" for about 5 minutes. Does anyone know where I can find that?

I don't care how much of a mark anybody is for the original ECW...it is very hard to make a case for Balls Mahoney being a better worker than Monty Cor Brown.

Joey has asthma lol

What the fuck is up with this booking? Putting Brown (an unknown) vs Balls (someone no one cares about) on AFTER Lashley? He's the man they wanted to see (save Van Dam) an yet Brown goes on after him? What the gay?

Don't question the WWE creative team. It will make your head hurt.

OK, just watched a few more minutes of WSX...not terrible, I guess.

They only have an hour...why waste any time with Extreme Expose?

Also, is CM Punk even gonna be on this show?

Wow, Kelly's bimbo main events...

What a waste of tv time.

I will say though, that third chick (not Kelly, not Layla) is smoking fucking hot.

Striker's a great ring announcer.

Yeah for sure.

Also, tell matt striker would be a great in an authority role.

Brooke. And I agree.

Burk is the man.

Nice to see Burke getting a semblance of a push.

Its been a decent show.

Every match has a purpose although it is to make the originals look bad but better than some random match.

I'm an Elijah Burke mark, for sure.

Also, I'm noticing there are a lot of black people in ECW. Are they trying to get a deal with UPN?

Where's CM Punk? I did miss the first mins so I dont know.

And yea, you know when a show's bad when its lead title match is headed by 1-2-3 Kid.

Burke is awesoem. I was at a house show saturday and he and Brown beat RVD and Dreamer in an Extream rules match. It was on fire.

*Sparky Plugs

Bob Holly's not headlining tonight, to be fair.

Yes you are.

Congratulations :y:

True, but to me, ECW is the lesser of two evils.

And that isn't saying very much.

Nah, I dig ECW.

I like it too.

I'm liking this new breed vs. originals feud.

BRB guys, gonna go get an ECW tattoo.

Would've been good around Survivor Series. TOO LATE.

Who won the Vampiro/Syxx-Pac match?

which would probably the only thing worse then an ICP tattoo.

Yeah, probably not. How abot you shut the fuck up, though?

I can do that.

I like the ending, at least RVD wasn't just laid out and completely destroyed and you know, NO ONE helps him. Otherwise, they'd really be screwing Mr. 420.

And yeah, Snitsky freaks me right the fuck out. Perfect for WWECW.

Vampiro won the WSX title.

WSX>WWECW.

Why don't you go make a WSX thread then, tough guy?

HAVE FUN POSTING BY YOURSELF!

I would post in there.

Just to spite you

Because I can't watch it live :(

You would post in there just to try and initiate cyber sex with Blitz.

BLITZ: Whoa, sweet move from Vampiro!

LEGEND: I'll show you some 'sweet moves' :naughty:

BLITZ: Um, what?

LEGEND: I'll show you some 'um, what' :naughty:

Vampiro is one of the worst parts of WSX :n:

Well after I spited you then there might be sometime left for some Cybering.

You been wanting to use this cybering Skit for awhile now...ah?

Well, it did take me a couple years to write.

I figured

Not a horrible show tonight. Though odd that CM Punk wasn't on at all. And it looks like RVD is completely out yet. I read a rumor the other day that RVD gave his notice, thats why he wasn't apart of the feud last week, but he is now.

Luckily, the 1-2-3 Kid WAS headlining WSX!

Punk's buried. :shifty: