ECW 2/13
 

Anybody watching?

C'mon, somebody's gotta be watching this! Caged Heat, where are you bro?

:wave: I'm here.

ATTA BOY!

No way Holly wins this, BTW.

Of course not. Nice belly to belly on the floor by Lashley.

Agreed. Would've been nicer if he would've thrown him into the ring post.

This thread is jobbing to recycled Chuck Norris jokes featuring Kurt Angle.

Its sad, isn't it?

This is the first extreme rules match in a while.

Yeah, I was just thinking. Is this a title match? If not, maybe Holly will win and the Extreme Rules is just an excuse for it.

Its not a title match.

I'm watching too for some reason

That torture bomb (I know that's not the name) was pretty sick.

Test4champ, what are your feelings on the suspension of Andrew Martin from World Wrestling Entertainment?

Not to sure. I don't hate Lashley being champ as most do.

Lashley should make that his finisher but make it more deadly. The Dominator is just terrible

Hmmmmm, I can see Snitsky coming out and putting Lashley through the table

So who's gonna be the next champ after Lashley? Certainly not Snitsky, right?

Lashley hasn't been awful lately. I'm warming up to him.

Good finish to the match though

God I hope Snitsky does not win the title.

They're doing a good job of keeping him off the stick.

Nice they are finally going with the Originals vs New Breed :)

I'm liking the originals v. new breed feud.

Did that just show footage from a Raw that hasn't aired yet? Interesting.

Blunt Man and Towel Man vs. Teach and Blackie

Matt Striker and Elijah Burke may be the greatest tag team of all time.

Only Vince McMahon could make a world in which there are just as many ECW fans now than there was when Paul "The Great Business Mind" Heyman...Only the Mutants were fun (in the way Orlando Smarks are)...this new breed of ECW fans is just pathedic.

I've been watching for a while to see if it gets better, and with the Original vs. New Breed, well, that's actually just what I was waiting for. I wish it wash Extreme Rules, though.

SNITSKY

Has Kelly Kelly posed nude before. Rep for anyone who can find me some of her

This is so pointless.

Quit giving these chicks airtime unless it's leading up to something. The Nitro Girls worked because they had three fucking hours to kill. Extreme Expose is a terrible thing, even though I'd bone the shit out of them.

I'll be the one to say it, Ariel looks hott tonight.

YEAH TWO T'S

Hahaha, you notice they've been interrupted every single time? Is that supposed to be the way to get whoever's interrupting them heat?

Monty Brown :cool:

Who's Monty Brown???

I guess Marcus Cor Von could feasibly be ECW champ in a few months.

What kind of heat do we call that. I would not even classify that as X-pac heat

The Vampire

POUNCE!!!!!!!!!!!!

...PERIOD!

THE POUNCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PERIOD

Hes gotta start doing the dance again :'(

I'm pretty sure it's supposed to serve the same purpose as the Randy News Network, as he always interrupted the program at 'inopportune' times to talk about his shoulder recovery. The only problem is, nobody gives a fuck that Extreme Expose is being interrupted. In fact, whoever interrupts them should get cheered, IMO.

ECW needs a fat guy for Monty to fight so we can hear more about Hippophants.

Tazz going heel or something?

The Sandman is fucking terrible.

Two questions: One, since when does a little stick knock the Sandman down?
Two, is Tommy going gay for Jim?

I think it's just that his character 'sold out', so to speak. He was doing the same sorta thing last week. Makes sense, really. Good to have somebody counteract Styles.

Wow they are letting CM Punk wrestle this week.

CM Punk should turn heel and side with the New Breed.

So, who did CM Punk and RVD job to tonight?

Let's see, let's speculate who punk is facing

Logically I would have him go against a jobber.

Vince wants to keep fucking with us and will put him against Snitsky

So Punk's push is over, yet they're making promo videos for his matches?

I just got hungry for Taco Bell.

I was thinking Snitsky as well.

:y: Agreed. That'd be cool.

CM Punk v. Little Guido

At least that's my guess.

HOLLA HOLLA

Teddy Long= extreme? What brand extension?

Black History Month!

Punk still sounds like he is over.

Mike Knox, hello.

Gimmick wise, Heel Punk and Striker need to ally.

Did not see Mike Knox coming

I thought knox got sent down. I guess I was wrong.

I thought Knox was fired?

Not Mike Knoxx

LOL at the Second City Saints sign. Also, why does Punk's shirt say "XXX" on the back?

Yeah that Punk guy isn't over or anything.

If Knox wins this, I will laugh so hard, probably for the next couple days.

In my EWR revenge game, I have AJ Styles and Paul London in Evolution and they are feuding with CM Punk and Jeff Hardy. Crowd reaction and match quality for their 3RD match was 100% each

That dropkick from Knox rivaled Hardcore Holly's. Lookin' good tonight, Knoxy! :y:

For some reason, I don't see CM Punk and Jeff Hardy hanging out.

That's my favorite announcer saying ever. Gotta stop blocking the knees with the face.

Wow, Punk wins by submission.

And Punk wins.

Snitsky...

LOL "Dee Dee Dee"

God what a shock. :(

When did Kane switch to black tights?:shifty:

Snitsky is mad at CM Punk because of his abstinence, meaning less babies to punt.

LOL

The crowd didn't seem to give a flying fuck about Snitsky.

Who doesn't use roids in wrestling, honestly?

And don't say CM Punk.

People don't give a flying fuck about ECW, but that's not stopping them.

CM Punk.

Oh, I agree. I'm a big fan of Test myself. I was just asking.

snitsky is one ugly motherfucker.

I like ECW and all of the WWE, really. Does that make me such a bad person?

ABT is a bad person.

LASHLEY: "Sometimes when I'm nervous, I stick my fingers in my armpits and I smell 'em like thisssssssss...."

I still like ya. And I generally enjoy ECW too. Not so much Raw, but I like Smackdown too.

:(

Oh well, say what you will...but I'm watching and enjoying it. You're watching and hating it. Are you some sort of masochist?

Bobby Lashley reminds me of the guy from The Ringer.

Lashley: Jumping on the ring was my idea (but don't tell anyone that I got it from old Brock Lesnar matches).