Things you will never hear in a writing meeting...
 

"Is there a point?"
"That doesn't make sense."
"He's too big."
"The Cruiserweight division needs more attention."
"Let's continue this feud."

Speaking of which, continue.

"Okay, lets try our hardest on this show"
"We don't need a women's match this time."

"I have to disagree with you there Mr. McMahon."
"Let's not put the title on Triple H this year at all"

"Let's turn John Cena heel."
"Stephanie, did you gain weight?"

I don't think the fans would care too much about this Donald Trump storyline..

triple h joke doesn't really seem comedic to me since he hasn't held it in 2 calendar years

"Let's push Kane"

"No, Vince, the fans won't like that. I, on the other hand, know what they want. Anything not written or approved by a McMahon. Furthermore, you're a senile old douche bag."

"Let's make this one out to be Snitsky's fault."

"Lets start a stable"

"Lets use some common sense for once"
"That's logical"
" No, Vince, that's a terrible idea"
"Lets push carlito"

"No."

"Yes."

"What do the fans think?"

"That's too offensive."

"Hello Mr. Heyman!"

"shouldn't we focus on wrestling?"

"So, about the tag team division..."

"Mr. McMahon, I think you should stay off television so we can push the wrestlers instead."

"Vince, your promo about McMahonism sucked ass"

"So how about the Internet Fans?"

"Remember last week?"

"That CM Punk kid is really catching on with fans, let's give him top billing in ECW."
"If Cena's the top babyface, then how come he either gets mixed reactions or gets booed out of the building?"
"Hey Vince, there is this women's group called SHIMMER. They have some of the best female wrestlers in the U.S. We should raid their roster and give Mickie James some more competition."
"Let's have an Intercontinental Championship match this year at Wrestlemania."
"We need to start building towards our PPVs sooner."

"We need more Val Venis."

"Vince, TNA has over taken us in the ratings."

"We need to hire writers who follows the product."

"I got this awesome idea from Rob Van Dam."

"Vince, I spoke to Bret Hart and he wants to make an appearance at Wrestlemania 23. He saids he wants to make a public apology to you for all of the bitterness he has held towards you over the years. In fact, he wants to join the Vince McMahon "Kiss My Ass Club" in the middle of the ring."

"Have you heard about TNA?"

"Did you see that UFC fight last night!?"

"Maybe we should take the competition seriously."

"Or at least, stop driving away our fans.

"No more Diva Searches."

"That's creative!!"

No, they do say that.

Unfortunately it's not really creative.

"I want you to give your undivided attention to the new head of creative--Paul Heyman."

"Vince, Delirious makes more sense than you do..."

"Let's not have a pointless TnA match this ppv."

"Who care's if he's only 5'9. he's a great wrestler and the fans love him."

Lets bring back the AWA.

Get the Lex Express starting up again!

Lets release Umaga and the Great Kahli

"Lets not fire anyone this year"
" Don't give cena the title"
"We should make Shannon Moore Cruiserweight champ"

"He's over with the fans. Who cares that he hasn't paid his dues. Let's give the fan what they want."

"We have come to an executive decision, no more Diva Bikini contests"

" Don't cancel matches the fans would like to see and don't make a much less interesting match"
"Push Val venis"
"Push eugene"
"re-hire the Bashams and make them world champs'

Sorry alienoid, but its the truth mate..let it go.

Har har, let's bash Alienoid again for no reason.


"Guys! I finally found something for the mid-carders to do! Instead of pointless McMahon promos and dumb skits...we feature...get this...wrestling."

" Alienoid is right"

Edit: 4,000th post!

"Let's not use the Vince Russo Rejected Angles Bag today."

* I have an idea we haven't used yet!
* How bout we concentrate on pushing the tag division with a better storyline...hell lets work on just makeing the tag division a division!
* How bout we have the divas actually not just stand around shaking their bodies arounds and do something constructive!

"I don't think Hogan should win this time..."

Let's get Bischoff back on Raw, he was awesome.

" Lets keep the roster split meaningful"

"The second W in WWE stands for wrestling"

Let's get Hogan to do the job.

" Lets not bury King Booker to Kane after making him the main focus of Smackdown last year"

"Why exactly is Donald Trump here?"
"Does anyone else from Smackdown want a title shot against Lashely?"
"Funny you notice its been so long since someone from the real ECW has had a shot against the ECW belt?"
"Where's Paul Heyman? Let's here what he has to say"