Gimmicks that never quite made it...
 

The Heartburn Kid

A-Train's ape gimmick

The British Bullshit

The Slough Rattlesnake.

The Armenian Badass

Ultimo Lizard

And his cousin, Ultimo Gekko...

Ultimo Frogman

Yeah, anyone unmasked by Spike Dudley is not long for the Biz...

The Killer Bees. Not B Brian Blair and the other guy, but two actual killer bees, in tiny tiny trunks

HHH performing at a championship level :shifty:


Sorry someone had to do it and it probably should have been me.

HHH's "Genghis Khan" "Joseph Stalin" and "Napoleon" gimmicks............Oh Wait :shifty:

Rob Van Helsing...You know, Gangrel's enemy?

Rob Van Winkle. Oh, wait. Rob Van Winkle = Vanilla Ice = Jonn Cena. My bad.

The one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest... oh wait.

good one.

Flair's original "Nature Boy" gimmick, in which he'd wear tights made completely out of sticks and leaves, make his own entrance "pyro" by rubbing sticks together, and show his opponent the benefits of recycling while beating the living hell out of them.

Mother Earth is our Friend! WOOOOOO! Treat her with respect! WOOOOOO!

that was awesome, man.

that was actually good

Pal Penis - Ring attire includeds a full body suit resembling a male sex organ.

The Rockmaster - Fred Ottoman's (Shockmaster) estranged crack-cocaine loving brother.

Cracks Moon - The futuristic guy who wore his tights a little too low.

The sad part is, the first time I heard him being called "Nature Boy," I thought that was what his gimmick was really supposed to be. Kinda like a wrestling Captain Planet.

Well, I was only 9 at the time, but still...

Man, I wish I could rep NM right now...

Kevin Nash, Man of Steel.

- The Limb Therapist, Kevin Nash...
- The Manbreast
- Hedge
- The Bushlickers
- The (Give) Head (and) Bangers

That poor Government Mule that JR always refers to.

bombastic bob and bodacious bart the new midnight express
leif cassidy and marty jeanntey the new and improved rockers

Jimmy, The Guy Who Eats Hot Dogs While He Wrestles

Gillberg.......oh wait

Where is Gillberg (Duane Gill) he was funny! Anyone one remember his appearance in the 1999 royal rumble?

"Corkscrewed" LOL :lol: :rofl:

You cannot give Reputation to the same post twice.

:y:

The Power is Yours...WOOOOOOOO!

He keeps getting busted down to OVW too.

The Overgiver.........the Arch Nemesis of The Undertaker

Mr Imperfect: Never wins a match and constantly botches moves,
Justin Tolerable: Guy nobody wants to be around.
Tetanus Jack: God, they should sanitize those thumbtacks.

Mark Henry or Hardcore Holly?

The little plaid machine...Max Mini's Kane Gimmick just didn't go over as expected...

The nation of sanitation...

Doctor Fred Fingerman, GYN...

The Short Lived partner of Isaac Yankem. his finisher (The Pap Smear) wasn't received well either.

Softcore Holly :shifty:

5-count: Abandoned when the WWE realized its core fanbase couldn't count that high...

The 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 Kid

98 X 10^18 -Pac.

:rofl:

Wyno...

Rob Van Winkle...

...and his tag team partner Rob Van Halen

One slept through all his matches, the other fired all his stablemates.

Rob God Damn

The Real Estate Agents, which would be Brock Leaser and his partner, Broker T.

Nancy Drew, the Hardy Boyz' valet

They were also managed by an old guy named Rob Van Dyke. I think he used ot date Mary Poppins or something.

Billy Gunn?

(or maybe The Rock)

Papa Bango
Goldturd
The Pig Slow (okay, that's stolen)
The Pet Rock
Sexual Chocolate :shifty:

I don't know why exactly, but that one has made me laugh the hardest here.

Anyways, some more:

Mr. Prefect= Curt Hennig as a wrestling interstellar hitchhiker

Brood Love= Gangrel, Edge, and Christian's short-lived face run with Mick Foley

Entree the Giant= wrestling's first competitive microwavable TV dinner

He could feud with "Hungry Man" Booker T.

The American Bad-rash - He wouldn't never sell any moves because it hurt so much to take a bump.... and a bath,....so he stunk too.

You ratting on my cousin essa

see ya you bunch of gays

Shut up DX fantic

Yeah, because we all know Guerrero, Benoit, Jericho, Booker T, and most especially Kurt Angle all SUCK! :-\

Bookers a main eventer?????????

Rhyno's jungle hour with A-Train, Shark Boy and The Cat didn't get to much credibility, especially when Goldberg, Mark Henry and Jake the Snake joined. "Elmer the Patchwork Elephant" didn't get much reaction from the crowd.

Shelter Binjamin, the boy scout gimmick had to be recycled 82,002 times before Shelton Benjamin got it.

Hardware Holly- The computer technician angle didn't get over to well when the realised that making him out to understand computers yet not an armbar wasn't realistic.

Y-Pac- Sean Waltman's still going.

Fyna Chyna- Shaniqua's second gimmick.

Blubba Spray Dudley and Devon Dudley fight over whether whales should be protected or served as meat. Sable joins the feud as "Rubba Kay Dudley".

Kevin Slash- A reinactment of Kevin Nash's role as "Super Shredder" voiding the copyright laws. His second run with Razor Ramon as surgeons didn't go to well, giving birth to Al Snow's "Head" character.

"Mince" McMahon- Processing cruiserweights as fast food, selling them to the public and feeding them to the hosses in the WWE was a hanus act, but it still proved healthier than McDonald's.

you took mine :rant:
The Big Flow...... a 7ft 500lb tampon

I think you just described Paul Wight.

:lol:

Harrison Cade

In the middle of his feud with Jake Roberts, he asks himself, "Why did it have to be snakes?"

The Iron Sheep
The Six Dollar and Fifty Cent Man
The Not Really Quite So Big as That Other Guy Boss Man

Awesome. Were that I could rep you again...:(

Wasn't that Kamie Knoble's girlfriend before Nidia?

The Green Chicken: The Red Rooster and The Gobbley Gooker's long lost stable mate who met his demise after he aimlessly wandered onto the Sander's Farm.

The Union

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... :|

LoL @ "Mince" McMahon...my brother used to actually pronounce it that way when he was around 6 or 7.

My picks are...

The Client (Paul Wight's younger brother)
Satanist(Christian's bitter childhood rival)
Bert Bangle(Kurt's pornstar 2nd cousin)
The Jock (Dwayne Johnson's old darkmatch gimmick where every night he would come out in different sports attire.)
The Man called Sing (Steve Borden's younger brother who was a choir member)
The Nation of Masturbation
Degeneration seX
The Fart Foundation
The 4 Whoremen
Triple H as the leader of the J.O.B Squad "Pin me pay me"
Soulberg ....The Holy One
The Connecticut Crippler Paul Levesque
Rock Lesnar...WWE's evil attempt at a hybrid experiment gone bad.
Lesnar's earlier gimmick...Man Mountain Brock
Hooker T...Linda Miles' failed gimmick