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Gimmicks that never quite made it...
The Heartburn Kid
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A-Train's ape gimmick
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The British Bullshit
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The talented main eventer.
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The Slough Rattlesnake.
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The Armenian Badass
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Ultimo Lizard
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Ultimo Frogman
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The Killer Bees. Not B Brian Blair and the other guy, but two actual killer bees, in tiny tiny trunks
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HHH performing at a championship level :shifty:
Sorry someone had to do it and it probably should have been me. |
HHH's "Genghis Khan" "Joseph Stalin" and "Napoleon" gimmicks............Oh Wait :shifty:
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Rob Van Helsing...You know, Gangrel's enemy?
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The one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest... oh wait.
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Flair's original "Nature Boy" gimmick, in which he'd wear tights made completely out of sticks and leaves, make his own entrance "pyro" by rubbing sticks together, and show his opponent the benefits of recycling while beating the living hell out of them.
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Pal Penis - Ring attire includeds a full body suit resembling a male sex organ.
The Rockmaster - Fred Ottoman's (Shockmaster) estranged crack-cocaine loving brother. Cracks Moon - The futuristic guy who wore his tights a little too low. |
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Well, I was only 9 at the time, but still... |
Man, I wish I could rep NM right now...
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Kevin Nash, Man of Steel.
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- The Limb Therapist, Kevin Nash...
- The Manbreast - Hedge - The Bushlickers - The (Give) Head (and) Bangers |
That poor Government Mule that JR always refers to.
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bombastic bob and bodacious bart the new midnight express
leif cassidy and marty jeanntey the new and improved rockers |
Jimmy, The Guy Who Eats Hot Dogs While He Wrestles
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Gillberg.......oh wait
Where is Gillberg (Duane Gill) he was funny! Anyone one remember his appearance in the 1999 royal rumble? |
"Corkscrewed" LOL :lol: :rofl:
You cannot give Reputation to the same post twice. :y: |
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The Overgiver.........the Arch Nemesis of The Undertaker
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Mr Imperfect: Never wins a match and constantly botches moves,
Justin Tolerable: Guy nobody wants to be around. Tetanus Jack: God, they should sanitize those thumbtacks. |
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The little plaid machine...Max Mini's Kane Gimmick just didn't go over as expected...
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The nation of sanitation...
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Doctor Fred Fingerman, GYN...
The Short Lived partner of Isaac Yankem. his finisher (The Pap Smear) wasn't received well either. |
Softcore Holly :shifty:
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5-count: Abandoned when the WWE realized its core fanbase couldn't count that high...
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The 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 Kid
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Wyno...
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Rob Van Winkle...
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Rob God Damn
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The Real Estate Agents, which would be Brock Leaser and his partner, Broker T.
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Nancy Drew, the Hardy Boyz' valet
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(or maybe The Rock) |
Papa Bango
Goldturd The Pig Slow (okay, that's stolen) The Pet Rock Sexual Chocolate :shifty: |
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Anyways, some more: Mr. Prefect= Curt Hennig as a wrestling interstellar hitchhiker Brood Love= Gangrel, Edge, and Christian's short-lived face run with Mick Foley Entree the Giant= wrestling's first competitive microwavable TV dinner |
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The American Bad-rash - He wouldn't never sell any moves because it hurt so much to take a bump.... and a bath,....so he stunk too.
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see ya you bunch of gays
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Shut up DX fantic
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Yeah, because we all know Guerrero, Benoit, Jericho, Booker T, and most especially Kurt Angle all SUCK! :-\ |
Bookers a main eventer?????????
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Rhyno's jungle hour with A-Train, Shark Boy and The Cat didn't get to much credibility, especially when Goldberg, Mark Henry and Jake the Snake joined. "Elmer the Patchwork Elephant" didn't get much reaction from the crowd.
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Shelter Binjamin, the boy scout gimmick had to be recycled 82,002 times before Shelton Benjamin got it.
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Hardware Holly- The computer technician angle didn't get over to well when the realised that making him out to understand computers yet not an armbar wasn't realistic.
Y-Pac- Sean Waltman's still going. Fyna Chyna- Shaniqua's second gimmick. Blubba Spray Dudley and Devon Dudley fight over whether whales should be protected or served as meat. Sable joins the feud as "Rubba Kay Dudley". Kevin Slash- A reinactment of Kevin Nash's role as "Super Shredder" voiding the copyright laws. His second run with Razor Ramon as surgeons didn't go to well, giving birth to Al Snow's "Head" character. "Mince" McMahon- Processing cruiserweights as fast food, selling them to the public and feeding them to the hosses in the WWE was a hanus act, but it still proved healthier than McDonald's. |
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The Big Flow...... a 7ft 500lb tampon |
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Harrison Cade
In the middle of his feud with Jake Roberts, he asks himself, "Why did it have to be snakes?" |
The Iron Sheep
The Six Dollar and Fifty Cent Man The Not Really Quite So Big as That Other Guy Boss Man |
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The Green Chicken: The Red Rooster and The Gobbley Gooker's long lost stable mate who met his demise after he aimlessly wandered onto the Sander's Farm.
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The Union
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LoL @ "Mince" McMahon...my brother used to actually pronounce it that way when he was around 6 or 7.
My picks are... The Client (Paul Wight's younger brother) Satanist(Christian's bitter childhood rival) Bert Bangle(Kurt's pornstar 2nd cousin) The Jock (Dwayne Johnson's old darkmatch gimmick where every night he would come out in different sports attire.) The Man called Sing (Steve Borden's younger brother who was a choir member) The Nation of Masturbation Degeneration seX The Fart Foundation The 4 Whoremen Triple H as the leader of the J.O.B Squad "Pin me pay me" Soulberg ....The Holy One The Connecticut Crippler Paul Levesque Rock Lesnar...WWE's evil attempt at a hybrid experiment gone bad. Lesnar's earlier gimmick...Man Mountain Brock Hooker T...Linda Miles' failed gimmick |
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